The Popsocks

Episodes

1. 25

   The 'I Asked You Out But You Said No' Shuffle

   Those boys may be handsome / But they'll hit you / They may be handsome / But they'll hit you...

   Aug 20, 2010
2. 24

   You Don't Hold My Hand Anymore

   You don't hold my hand anymore / I wish you'd just stop it / And put it in your pocket...

   Aug 9, 2010
3. 23

   I Went To A Shit Club

   You said your friend was feisty so you had to get the night bus home with her / Even though it had just cost us a bloody fiver to get in the bloody club...

   Aug 4, 2010
4. 22

   Does That Count As Flirting?

   Are you the result of a bad education / Did your Dad not teach you it's wrong to be rude? / Why are the girls who have the least manners / Always the ones that you want to see nude?

   Jul 27, 2010
5. 21

   Sometimes I Walk Away From A Situation And Wish I'd Been Wittier In That Situation

   So I pick at the grass as if I'm not awkward / As if I haven't already named our daughters / As if I've not considered taking your clothes off...

   Jul 21, 2010
6. 20

   I Nearly Asked If I Could Marry You

   I wish I hadn't laddered my tights / On your first day at our school...

   Jul 14, 2010
7. 19

   Me & The Flower Arrangers

   I don't like flower arranging / I only go to the classes to get closer to the ladies...

   Jul 7, 2010
8. 18

   Camilla

   Oh Camilla / You soften me like a cedilla / And make me thump my chest like a gorilla / You still surprise me like Cilla / Oh Camilla...

   Jun 28, 2010
9. 17

   73

   Oh, I'd like to kiss you with my teeth in / And take you to Southend at the weekend...

   Jun 23, 2010
10. 16

    I Know Your Pin

    ...And when we had time to ourselves it was more exciting than 2012...

    Jun 16, 2010
11. 15

    What I Said About Britney

    I didn't mean what I said about Britney / I think you're sexier / wittier / stabler / politer.

    Jun 9, 2010
12. 14

    I Can't Wait To See You

    I can't wait to see you pissed / Off at all the men that you work with / So we can slag them off / And remind you that I'm worth it...

    Jun 2, 2010
13. 13

    Nobody In The Film Was As Pretty As Your Face

    I met you outside the multiplex / And your hair was curly and you stank of sex...

    May 26, 2010
14. 12

    One Day You And Me Will Count Our Grandchildren

    The trees in Regent's Park still have you beneath them, and under me, and if it rained there for a century you couldn't wipe away what it meant to me...

    May 19, 2010
15. 11

    All Your Friends Are Idiots

    I don't want to spend tonight / Hearing people talk about work, no / I just want to spend tonight / With you in a cupboard going berserk, oh...

    May 13, 2010
16. 10

    The Girl Enters In A Dress

    Oh, God send this song to number one / Let it soundtrack an advert or a rom-com...

    May 4, 2010
17. 9

    Lynx And Febreze

    I'm too sad to wash / I start drinking at 12 / I eat 3 meals a day in Maccy D's...

    Apr 26, 2010
18. 8

    Give Me Your Wife

    Buy her a bicycle too, 'Dave' / So you can go on outings together, 'Dave' / Leave the kids with your Dad, 'Dave' / And give her a day in the spa, 'Dave'...

    Apr 21, 2010
19. 7

    Is It True You're Going Out With A Builder?

    I'm not doing jokes / I'm not doing flattery / You make me so excited / That you could hang a hat on me...

    Apr 21, 2010
20. 6

    The Best Fucking Weekend That Anyone Has Ever Had

    We drank so much we couldn't leave the house / And I farted so much you nearly kicked me out...

    Apr 7, 2010
21. 5

    Spend The Summer In Bed

    I don't want to stand around in parks chucking frisbees at your friends / I don't want to sit around in circles, I want to spend the summer in bed...

    Mar 31, 2010
22. 4

    She's Got Your Nose

    Oh, your nose / Oh, your nose / And that thing you do...

    Mar 23, 2010
23. 3

    I've Got Songs Coming Out Of My Ears

    I've got songs / Coming out of my ears / In the hope you'll go out with me / For a thousand years...

    Mar 17, 2010
24. 2

    You're Far Too Busy

    And you're far too busy to / Text me back / Oh, text me back...

    Mar 10, 2010
25. 1

    Is That A Wig On Your Head?

    Just because I've got a bald head it doesn't make me ugly / Just because I've got a bald head it doesn't mean I'm funny...

    Mar 3, 2010