The Porcelain Throne

JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSION OF 2024s HOT FROSTY, BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T FEEL LIKE XMAS WITHOUT COMPARING FROSTY AND JESUS’ CHISELED PHYSIQUES!!FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND PLUMBERS AT THE PORCELAIN THRONE!!! JOIN US AS WE MAKE UP FOR HALLOWEEN WITH THIS SPOOKY CHRISTMAS CLASSIC!! FOLLOW US ON INSTA/TIKTOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR LIKE OUR PAGE OVER ON FACEBOOK!!!

WELCOME BACK! THINGS ARE GETTING EXTREME IN THE PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIOS! JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSIONS ON ALL THINGS CREAM AND CORN RELATED! LEAVE IS A CENT WITH YOUR MOTHERS CREAM CORN SURPRISE RECIPE!!! FOLLOW US ON TOKTOK/INSTA@PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR FOLLOW OUR PAGE OVER ON FACEBOOK!!

WE ARE BACK FROM SUMMER BREAK WITH A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT UNDER THE RADAR EXCELLENT FILM "FORTRESS" (1992). WE TALK LAMBERT, B***HOLES, NUDITY, AND EXORCISMS THIS WEEK!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

WE ARE BACK FROM A SHORT HIATUS WITH SOME MORE RACY CONTENT! JOIN US AS WE DISCUSS THIS 1995 CLASSIC FAMILY FILM AND WHY IT MAY JUST HAVE SOME PROBLEMATIC TOPICS FOR 2024!! ALSO DISCUSSED; SKATE CHURCH PRAYER SESSIONS, JR HORSED*CK (VOICE OF ROBOCOP) AND AS ALWAYS A DOOKIE STORY OR TWO!

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS 1989'S SEMINOLE CLASSIC "HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS". ALSO COVERED; WAGON WHEELS VS. MOONPIES AND THE MOST DISGUSTING SEX ACT KNOWN TO MAN OR MACHINE. STRAP ON YOUR FEEDBAGS CAUSE THIS ONES GONNA BE A WILD RIDE!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK!!

IS THIS A LOST CHRISTMAS GHOST EPISODE OF CHRISTMAS PAST?! OR ARE WE TIME TRAVELERS? FIND OUT ON THIS WEEKS PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

JOIN DANE AND JORDAN AS THE DISCUSS THE NEW HOTNESS "SQUID GAME" THE PLOT, BEST DEATHS, FAVORITE EPISODES, WHAT SCHOOL GAMES WE PLAYED THAT COULD BE SQUID GAMES AND MORE!!! ENJOY THE EPISODE LIKE US ON FACEBOOK AND FOLLOW US ON INSTAGTRAM AND TIK TOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!

This is Skeleton Crew: Episode 1, where anytime we can't wrangle up all four hosts we'll still watch a top notch high quality film and give you top notch high quality commentary in a more bite sized package, this week enjoy Dane and Lucas' conversation about the 1995 Keanu Reeves cyber punk epic "Johnny Mnemonic" 

The crew of professional plumbers making mediocre jokes (Dane, Curtis, Jordan and Lucas) get back together this week to discuss 1997's Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, join us for some funny and nostalgic conversation like us on facebook and instagram!!! 

We are back for our final episode on the Mortal Kombat series, join us for discussion on our personal casting choices, the lack of jean shorts, and of course all the blood guts and gore of Mortal Kombat (2021)

Dane Callsen, Curtis Doll, Lucas Doll, and Jordan Clark get together to discuss 1995's mortal kombat and relate the scaffolding in Outworld to the scaffolding on the jobsite...

Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, pleaseIt's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her sizeCould you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much timeYou see she's been sick for quite a whileAnd I know these shoes would make her smileAnd I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonightHe counted pennies for what seemed like yearsThen the cashier said, "son, there's not enough here"He searched his pockets franticallyThen he turned and he looked at meHe said mama made Christmas good at our houseThough most years she just did withoutTell me Sir, what am I going to do,Somehow I've got to buy her these Christmas shoesSo I laid the money down, I just had to help him outAnd I'll never forget the look on his face when he saidMama's gonna look so greatSir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, pleaseIt's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her sizeCould you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much timeYou see she's been sick for quite a whileAnd I know these shoes would make her smileAnd I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonightI knew I'd caught a glimpse of heaven's loveAs he thanked me and ran outI knew that God had sent that little boyTo remind me just what Christmas is all aboutSir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, pleaseIt's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her sizeCould you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much timeYou see she's been sick for quite a whileAnd I know these shoes would make her smileAnd I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonightI want 'er to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonight FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SEARCH THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON FACEBOOK!!!

DISCUSS SOME MORE PAULY SHORE WITH US, IN HONOUR OF NOVEMBER AND REMEMBRANCE DAY WE COVERED A WAR MOVIE! BUT REMEMBER THIS, IT IS IN FACT A PAULY SHORE JOINT, WE DO NOT HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND ACTUALLY RING A FEW BELLS THIS WEEK!!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SEARCH THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON FACEBOOK!

DOUBLE BONE ZONE HEADER PART 2!!! 2023'S BONE ZONE CONCLUDES WITH HALLOWEEN 3 SEASON OF THE WITCH! A DEPARTURE FOR THE SERIES AND A FITTING END TO OUR HALLOWEEN ANTICS HERE AT THE PORCELAIN THRONE! KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR MICHAEL MYERS!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

HALLOWEEN DOUBLE HEADER THIS WEEK FOR THE BONE ZONE FINALE, ENJOY OUR CONVERSATION ON TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 STARRING ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN!!! JOIN US FOR FAMILY DINNER!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS THE MOST MID SLASHER MOVIE WE HAVE COVERED TO DATE ON THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE. THIS BARELY BLOODY BORING BIOGRAPHY OF LUKE AND CURTIS' ESTRANGED BROTHER IS THE WORST YET, BUT WE STILL HAD FUN AND THATS WHAT REALLY COUNTS... FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

WE TOLD YOU WE HAD A TON OF EPISODES AND SURPRISES SO HER IS A BONUS BONE ZONE ON FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3! ON FRIDAY THE 13TH OF ALL DAYS!!! SPOOKY SHIT FOR YOU ON THE SPOOKIEST TIME OF THE YEAR!!! FOLLOW US ON ALL THE SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND SEARCH THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON FACEBOOK FOR YOUR FACEBOOK NEEDS!!!

WHATS IT CALLED WHEN FREDDY STABS YOU WITH HIS KNIFE HANDS? FINGERED UN-WILLINGLY! WELCOME TO ANOTHER YEAR OF SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE. KICKING THINGS OFF WITH NIGHTMARE ON ELM 3: DREAM WARRIORS. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

OFF BRAND HEROES ARE BACK, WE DISCUSS 2010'S "KICKASS" GNARLY KILLS, NICK CAGE, AND STINKY LUNCH ROOMS ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD EVERYWHERE ELSE!!!

WELCOME BACK TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE! WE ARE STARTING AUGUST OFF WITH OUR SERIES ON "OFF BRAND" SUPER HERO MOVIES, JOIN US TO DISCUSS CRISPY AL SIMMONS, AUSTIN THREE SIX-SHEEN, AND DIRTY OLD SHART GONCH! TAKE A SPIN DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH US AS WE DISCUSS 1997'S "SPAWN" BASED ON TODD MACFARLANE'S COMIC OF THE SAME NAME!

JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSION ON WIERD SCIENCE, IT GETS A LITTLE WEIRD THIS WEEK, BUT HEY! IT WAS THE 80'S!! ALSO LEARN MICROWAVE SAFETY WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE CREW IN MICROWAVE CORNER!!! SORRY FOR OUR HIATUS' RECENTLY WE ARE HOPEFULLY BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED RELEASES IN THE COMING MONTHS!!! FOLLOW US ON ALL THE SOCIALS! @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!

CLOSING OUT PAULY SHORE APPRECIATION MONTH ON THE LAST DAY WITH A BANG, JOIN US THIS WEEK TO DISCOVER HOW MUCH MONEY PEOPLE WERE CHARGING TO ACT WITH PAULY SHORE AT THE PEAK OF HIS AWESOMENESS!!! ALSO LEARN WHAT SHIRTS ARE OFF LIMITS FOR JORDAN AND HIS LENGTHY NIPS!!!!

WE ARE BACK WITH PAULY SHORE APPRECIATION MONTH JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST OF 2 PAULY SHORE FLICKS THIS MONTH AS WE WATCH BIODOME STARRING PAULY SHORE AND DOYLE BALDWIN!!! ENJOY THIS WEEKS EPISODE AND AS ALWAYS FOLLOW US ON ALL THE SOCIALS AND SUBSCRIBE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR PODCAST FEED TO NOT MISS A BEAT!!

HELLO THRONES FANS SORRY FOR THE HIATUS THIS MONTH BUT WE WANTED OUR SUPER SPECIAL 50TH EPISODE TO LAUNCH ON THE STAR OF THIS MOVIES BIRTHDAY!! CHRISTOPHER NATHANIEL LAMBERT!!! THIS ONE IS A DOOZIE! PREPARE FOR SOME OFF THE RAILS DOWN RIGHT JUNGLE ENTERTAINMENT!!!

JUST HOW MANY BALLS DOES THIS DOG HAVE?! FIND OUT THIS WEEK ON THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!!  MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD FOR ALL THINGS DOGS AND BASKETBALL!!! HAVE FUN KIDS AND ENJOY THE EPISODE!!!

JOIN US ON OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PORCELAIN THRONE PROGRAMMING AND TAKE A TRIP DOWN NOSTALGIA LANE WITH US AS WE DISCUSS DUNSTON CHECKS IN THE 1996 HOTEL/APE COMEDY. STARRING GEORGE KASTANZA AND PEEWEE HERMAN!! DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD!!!!

PSA! DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE, IT DEFINITELY SUCKS, BUT IN SOME SORT OF 4TH DIMENSION TIME WARP SHIFT THE POD WE RECORDED ABOUT IT DOES INDEED SLAP! GET A LISTEN IN BEFORE HURRY MURRAY BEATS YOU TO THE PUNCH!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES

THIS WEEK WE ARE JOINED BY TIK TOK CREATOR AND OIL FIELD FUNNY GUY DICK FROST!! JOIN US AS HE GUIDES US THROUGH THIS HARROWING TALE OF MURDER WOLVES, WE ALSO GET REAL ON SOME LIFE AND DEATH SHIT, ALSO CAMP LIFE, MALE SEX TOYS, AND HOW OFTEN SHOULD THEY BE CLEANED???? ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE PORCELAIN THRONE FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/INSTAGRAM @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD CHECK OUT OUR CONTENT ON FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AS WELL! SEARCH THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!!!

WE ARE BACK FROM AN EXTENDED HOLIDAY BREAK TO BRING YOU MORE DICK AND FART JOKES IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023!!! JOIN US FOR A WALK DOWN JORDAN'S MEMORY LANE AS WE COVER 1998'S MEET THE DEEDLES STARRING PAUL WALKER, DENNIS HOPPER AND ROBERT ENGLUND!!! LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE SHENANNIGANS IN 2023!!

THIS WEEK WE COME TO THE END OF AN ERA AT PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIOS...OH AND WE ALSO DISCUSS 1999'S "JAWBREAKER" STARRING ROSE MCGOWAN, REBECCA GAYHEART, AND JULIE BENZ. PLAY SPOT THE MARYLIN MANSON WITH US, AND HEED THIS CAUTIONARY TALE ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DO MURDER TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

JOIN US ON THIS WEEKS PORCELAIN THRONE FOR OUR 1ST INSTALMENT IN NO NUT NOVEMBER!!! WE WATCHED 1995'S "CLUELESS" AND WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT PAUL RUDD IS PUTTING IN THESE TURKEY SANDWICHES, HE'S GOT YOUTH SERUM IN THE MAYO!!!  ENJOY THIS WEEKS NOSTALGIA TRIP, OR DON'T...WHAT EVER!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

THE ONLY THING SPOOKIER THAN A HALLOWEEN EPISODE IS A HALLOWEEN EPISODE A DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN MUUHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN US FOR OUR DISCUSSION ON 1986'S "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2" YOUR SURE TO GET A HOOT, AND JUST MAYBE A HOLLER OUT OF OUR FINAL SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE EPISODE FOR THE YEAR!!! ENJOY AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK

WE ARE JOINED THIS WEEK BY STAND UP COMEDIAN BRAYDON LYNCH TO DISCUSS 1990'S "CHILDS PLAY 2" WE LEARN ABOUT BRAYDON'S CLOSE TIES TO THE MOVIE, DISCUSS THE KILLS AND ORIGINS OF CHUCKY, AND DURING THE COUNT JORDAN SAYS "LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS" ENJOY EPISODE THREE IN OUR HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA KNOWN AS THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE!!! FOLLOW BRAYDON ON INSTAGRAM @blynch88 and @cowbell.comedy FOLLOW THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST ON INSTAGRAM/TIKTOK @porcelainthronepod

WEEK 2 OF SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE WE ARE COVERING "HALLOWEEN II" (1981) AND ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE LUCAS DOLL ATTORNEY AT LAW IN TO DEFEND AND CLEAR THE GOOD NAME OF MICHAEL MYERS. MORE KILL RANKINGS THIS WEEK ALONG WITH THE COUNT AND LEARN HOW TO BE A GRADE A "DICK WARLOCKS" IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME BUT IF YOUR WILLING TO LEARN WE WILL TEACH YOU THE WAYS! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TIKTOK/INSTAGRAM: @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOU TUBE CHANNEL AND FACEBOOK PAGE, SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE"

YEAR 2 OF THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE IS UPON US!!! JOIN US IN OUR DISCUSSION OF A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE!! WE COVER KILL COUNTS, PLOT, AND ALL OF THE SHODDY PLUMBING IN FREDDY'S BOILER ROOM!!!  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK, JUST SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE (PODCAST)"

COME IN AND CELEBRATE THE MONTH OF BUSEY WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!! WE DISCUSS 1997'S STAR SHIP TROOPERS STARRING JAKE BUSEY AND CASPER VAN DIEM!! THE IMPORTANCE OF KNIVES IN GUN FIGHTS, HOW TO GET BLONDER TEETH AND OF COURSE ALL THE KILLS AND SPILLS FEATURED IN THIS 90S SCI FI CLASSIC!! FOLLOW THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON TIKTOK/INSTAGRAM @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK JUST SEARCH "THE PORCELAIN THRONE"

IF YOUR NAME IS BOB AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO SLAY THINGS THEN COME CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE ON 1993'S "COOL RUNNINGS" STARRING JOHN CANDY AND "LEON" ALSO JORDAN IS INJURED AND WE TALK ABOUT PRIME HUMAN CENTIPEDE POSITIONING FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD SUBSCRIBE TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON YOUTUBE, AND FOLLOW US ON TWITCH @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES

WE ARE KICKING OFF AUGUST WITH EPISODE ONE OF OUR SUMMER SPORTS SERIES ON 1998'S "BASEKETBALL" STARRING TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE!! WE HAD A BLAST GOING BACK TO WATCH THIS ONE, THROW ON YOUR ROSE TINTED GLASSES AND TRAVEL BACK TO THE LATE 90S WITH US THIS WEEK!!! FOLLOR US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!! CHECK OUT OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK!!!

JOIN US THIS WEEK TO DISCUSS 1994'S "AIRHEADS" STARRING BRENDAN FRASER, ADAM SANDLER, AND STEVE BUSCEMI! IT'S ALL OUT KOALA-MONIUM THIS WEEK AT THE PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIO'S, LEARN TO FEAR THE FLUKE MAN, AND WHY JASON BOURNE GETS US ALL SUPER RIGID!!! FOLLOW THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR OVER ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES AND SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO FORMAT!!!

JOIN US THIS WEEK TO LEARN THE TECHNIQUE WE ARE ALL TRYING TO GIVE US GREAT VOICES LIKE IZZY FROM STEEL DRAGON! WE ARE COVERING 2001'S ROCK STAR STARRING MARK WAHLBERG AND JENNIFER ANNISTON!! CHECK OUT THE PORCELAIN THRONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD, SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE, AND TWITCH(@PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES)

IN THIS 1987 CLASSIC STARRIN KURTWOOD SMITH AND PETER WELLER ROBOCOP SHOOTS OFF A GUYS DICK, ALSO A  MAN EXPLODES INTO A PUDDLE OF LIQUID FECES, FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD OR SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO PODCAST AND LIVE STREAM CONTENT!!!

WATCH THIS WEEKS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND FEEL THE WORLD THROUGH NICK PARKERS EYES!!! THATS RIGHT WE WATCHED 1989'S "BLIND FURY" STARRING RUTGER HAUER. JOIN US FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF DEEP LUKES AND SHALLOW HUMOUR!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND OVER ON TWITCH.TV @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!! ENJOY THE EPISODE!!!!

LEARN WITH THE BOYS ABOUT LEMONARYS WITH LUCAS THIS WEEK, AND HOW DID THEY GET THIS MOVIE MADE WITH SLY RUNNIN AROUND PLAYIN GRAB ASS ALL DAY?! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THIS WEEKS INSTALLMENT OF THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD !!!

THE FUTURE IS NOW, STEP INTO 2084 AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR WILDEST PORCELAIN THRONE DREAMS COME TO FRUITION, ITS SUPER LATE AND I'VE BEEN EDITING FOR QUITE SOME TIME. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD, OR LIKE "THE PORCELAIN THRONE" ON FACEBOOK!!

JOIN US FOR OUR SECOND INSTALLMENT IN THE 3NCU (3 NINJAS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) AS WE DISCUSS SICK BAND NAMES, THE FINER POINTS OF HANG GLIDING, SNACK COUNTS, AND AS USUAL OUR PLOT FULL PLOT BREAKDOWN!!! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD

TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH THE PORCELAIN THRONE!!! WE ARE ENTERING THE 3NCU(3 NINJAS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) AND NOSTALGIA TRIPPING ON 1992'S "3 NINJAS" STARRING ROCKY COLT AND TUM TUM, WE DISCUSS WHY NINJA MASKS AND SAFETY GOGGLES DON'T MIX, AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS SNYDER MF. ENJOY!!!!

JOIN US IN WELCOMING OUR FIRST GUEST TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE PODCAST ACTUAL REAL TRAIN MAN DEREK GAILLARD JOINS US TO EXPLAIN THE DO'S AND DON'TS OF STOPPING  AN "UNSTOPPABLE" RUNAWAY TRAIN. THANKS TO SPONSORS CHRIST PUNCH FOR THE BEVERAGES THIS WEEK KEEPING OUR WHISTLES WET!!!

WE ARE KICKING OFF A WHOLE ASS SERIES ON YEP! TRAIN MOVIES!!! STOKE THOSE ENGINES CAUSE ITS TIME TO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO BITCHES!!! ENJOY OUR EPISODE ON 1995'S STEVEN SEAGAL VEHICLE "UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY" DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND ON TWITCH @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!!

YET AGAIN A SHEER LACK OF RACCOONS!!! CAN YOU FRICKING BELIEVE IT?!?! GIVE US CARTOON RACCOONS OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!