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The Probable Suspects

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Listen in as Ray, David, Tony, and Tavo (and sometimes some of their friends) discuss, in an uncensored comedy style, modern life, relationships, and the general crap that comes with being alive today. Everything is suspect...On Twitter @ProbableSpects

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Episodes

  1. Ep 33: The House, Not The Fire

    Hey kids, what time is it??? It's time for a new episode of The Probable Suspects! Join Ray, David, Tony, Ian, and Henry as they ask "What If...?" Our boys answer questions that test their moral fortitude. They answer questions that break them down to their core. Ok, they answer "What If"...

  2. Ep 32: A Different "Plane" of Existence

    The Suspects took a little vacation, but now they are back! Join Ray, David, Tavo, and Ian as they talk about topics like the Nirvana baby, siblings vs. only children, afterlife ideas, a mummy mommy, and a REALLY expensive porn habit! Also, you can be a fly on the wall as they discuss their ideas...

  3. Ep 31: War Crimes In The Toilet

    HEEEEYYYY! The Suspects are back again, and they are chockful tonight! We have Ray, David, Tavo, Ian, and Henry! They are also chockful of topics for your ears. They go over world travel, YouTube holes, bathroom etiquette, trouble in Afghanistan, cereal debates, cancel culture and pushing...

  4. Ep 30: David's Birthday Fun Time!

    Hey everybody! It's David's birthday, and you can celebrate with us! On The guest list tonight, we have Ray, Tavo, Henry, and of course the birthday boy himself, David! We will have cake and play a fun game, so join in the fun! Grab a hard beverage of your choice and join us in toasting one of…

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  5. Ep 29: I'm A Pony

    Ray, David, Tavo, and Tony (hereby known as The Probable Suspects) bring you another episode in their ongoing series (hereby known as The Probable Suspects). Tonight they talk about the state of comedy, cancel culture, deleting the past, racism against aliens (the outer space kind), new education...

  6. Ep 28: Split Nip

    Hello, and welcome to tonight's episode! We have Ray, David, Tavo, Ian, and newcomer, Henry! Tonight, The Suspects bring you a whole smorgasbord of topics! On tap, we have the future of the planet, expensive food and games, aliens, parenting, shanking in prison (when you were only in the holding...

  7. Ep 27: Sports Fantasy

    Hey sports fans, welcome to Suspects Arena! We have Ray at quarterback, David at first base, Tavo at forward, Ian at goalie, and Nate in the penalty box! Join us at the finish line as we talk some sports! There's football, basketball, boxing, NCAA, WNBA, the Olympics, and good ol' rasslin'…

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  8. Ep 25: Whoa Count

    Robot Roll Call! Ray! David! Tavo! Nate! (If you got the Robot Roll Call joke, without using the old Googs, you are officially my best friend, and I will buy you drinks whenever we meet) Tonight, the Suspects take some deep dives (or doves, if you want) into aliens, government, religion, death…

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  9. Ep 24: Quiz Kids

    Question: Who wants you to learn some interesting answers to interesting questions? Answer: The Probable Suspects. The Suspects have put together a quiz night just for your entertainment! Two teams of Suspects compete to see who is not the dummy-ist of them all. Join those scholars of podcasting,...

  10. Ep 23: Kids Just Don't Understand

    Hey all you adults out there! Remember when you were a kid, and thought you knew it all? Then, you grew up, and realized you didn't know anything? At all? Well, we are here to solve some mysteries for the younger listeners in our audience. Us old folk are going to tell you about some stuff we had...

  11. Ep 22: Tavo - King of Carnage

    Pranks, and tigers, and shots, oh my! Also, backyard wrestling, cars, and pets. Oh my, it's a buffet of topics. Also, we hear about when David was on the Golden State Warriors. Oh my! PLUS, you'll never guess which Suspect is the King of Carnage! OH MY!!!

  12. Ep 21: Larry Bird Is Not Jewish

    Ohm.... ohm... ohmmm... As John Lennon once said, "Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream." Ohm... The Suspects are back! David, Ray, and Tavo take a stream-of-conscience approach to casting a pod and go all stream-of-consciousness on this podcast. There is no central theme today, just a...

  13. Ep 20: Tales From The Crypto

    Hey, you. Yeah, YOU! Want to make a little money? Okay, great, well we have a few suggestions. You can recycle cans, or make cinnamon sticks to sell to your friends. That will only make you a couple of pennies, you say? All right, have you looked into crypto currency? We don't know much about it...

  14. Ep 19: Just Us League

    Do you remember when you were bit by a radioactive spider? No? Okay... how about when your parents were murdered in front of you in a senseless crime? No, still, huh? Well, whatever your origin story is, why don't you join the ol' Suspects by the ol' Fortress of Solitude as we nerd out on a…

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  15. Ep 18: Texas Dick Slingin'

    Ok gang, here's the deal: this episode is a little on the dark side. Just warning you right off, we go off the rails at times! If you know someone that has a dark sense of humor, go ahead and send them a link to this episode now! Don't even listen, just send the link, I'll wait. Ok, so that's…

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  16. Ep 17: The Probable Suspects Present: Mini-sode - Harold!

    You've heard us mention him, now you can hear him for yourself. We bring you the legend that is Harold. He wants to be a Suspect. Will he make the cut? Guess we will see!

  17. Ep 16: The Triple T's (Sweet 16)

    Ahhh, 2020! The only 12 month period that took 37 years. We are almost at the end of this beautiful year, so The Suspects are here to help you say good-bye! They are throwing an end-of-year party, and you are invited! In attendance will be Ray, David, Tony, Tavo and Trixie (those last three are…

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  18. Ep 15: Drugs, Not Hugs

    A great philosopher once said, "Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?" We at The Probable Suspects hate to be contrarian, but maybe he wasn't completely right... Tonight, for all you meth-heads, the Suspects delve into the world of drugs! Well, we discuss drugs and not actually take any, because that would be…

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  19. Ep 14: The Suspects Go Bi-Sexual

    Is marriage for you? Do you want kids one day? Should you throw a few bucks in the direction of your favorite Suspects? There are a lot of tough questions out there that you may need answers to (the answer is definitely YES for the third one). Luckily, you have the Probable Suspects to help you…

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  20. Ep 13: Dildos In Disguise!

    Those Mild & Lazy Guys are back! Tavo? Check! David? Check! Ray? Check! This episode, the Suspects discuss the recent presidential race, travel, nudist colonies, movies, websites you probably shouldn't go to, and how Batman can be a dildo (not the character, that dude's cool.) Yeah, just listen…

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  21. Ep 12: Halloween Episode Pt 2

    It's Halloween, and those vampires of time-suckage, The Probable Suspects, are here for more fun! Join David, Ray, Tavo and Tony as they celebrate Halloween, Part 2! Not the movie, the podcast... but you get the idea! Have a great Halloween everyone!

  22. Ep 11: Halloween Episode Pt 1

    Happy Halloween all you junior Suspects out there! It is the first annual Probable Suspects Halloween Show (part 1 of 2, because we love Halloween and want to celebrate for as long as we can!)! The Suspects are here to regale you with tales of terror, tales that will drive you mad, tales that…

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  23. Ep 10: Sexy Depends

    In this installment of The Probable Suspects we find that your third-favorite fourth-rate podcasters have apparently bought a calendar! That's right, another episode only a WEEK after the last one! They are finally, sorta-kinda, maybe getting on a somewhat-regular recording schedule! The question...

  24. Ep 9: Please, No Dicks

    What is this episode about? Childhood? Your first time? Tap dancing on rats? Well, really, we aren't even sure! Maybe you can figure it out for us. If you do, please let us know, but please, no dicks. Thank you!

  25. Ep 8: The Triple B's

    There's a full house in Suspectland! We have Ray, we have David, we have Tony, we have Tavo, we have spirit, oh yes we do! Tonight the Suspects give you an extra long extravaganza of "What Did He Say???" You will learn dark secrets. You will learn dark passions. You will learn which Suspect might...

  26. Ep 7: Growers And Showers

    This episode The Suspects do something a little different. It is Game Night, and we came to play! The question is, who knows more about sex, the married guy, or the single guy? The answer may surprise you. or it may not, how would I know, just listen in and find out!

  27. Ep 6: Corona Extra

    If you are quarantined right now, know that we feel for you. If you are not quarantined, and have to deal with the madness that is the outside world right now, we feel for you, too. The Suspects are here to help waste an hour of your time with this installment of The Probable Suspects! We hope…

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  28. Ep 5: Rolling Rs For A Proper Hello

    After a month off the Suspects are back! They dive back in where they left off, the scourge of racism! The first Part 2 of a Suspects podcast, but the last of this series (more to come in future series(es)). What were we talking about? Oh yeah! Racism. Part 2! Who even reads these things..?

  29. Ep 4: Que? (Dedicated to Puerto Rican Tony, with love)

    Three Suspects enter, and three leave, because it's a podcast, not Fight Club. Have you ever been side-glanced by security as you shop? When you pull up next to someone, do you hear the locks click? If so, you can understand what subject the Suspects take on this episode. Also, do they start a...

  30. Ep 3: A Pot To Piss In

    Are you the life of the party? A charming drunk? The one that gets funnier after a couple of drinks? If so, we want to hang with YOU, because the people we have stories about today gave us a hangover! Listen in as the Suspects tell tales of the days of wine, but not so many roses...

  31. Ep 1: Anti 69, Pro 21

    It's our pilot episode!

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Listen in as Ray, David, Tony, and Tavo (and sometimes some of their friends) discuss, in an uncensored comedy style, modern life, relationships, and the general crap that comes with being alive today. Everything is suspect...On Twitter @ProbableSpects

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