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The Punchenings; CCE
by Podrick Castor
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Episodes
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Episode 51 - The Maltese Sigma
I have but one question for the jury: Truth or dare? Beat: Cozyboy - I'll Do Anything
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Episode 50 - I do it All for the Chicken Cake
"No bro, I CAUGHT God and I named him Assfart." Beat: Purrple Cat - Balloon Recorded 8/12/2021
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Episode 49 - Hummus is the LEAST Sexual Food
we go some weird places here like cheese iraq and to jail for denying our encroaching baldness Beat: HM Surf - Point Blank Recorded 6/1/2021
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Episode 48 - Is Hiring an Assassin Illegal?
i still think its a legit question Beat: Astroblk - Sunrise Recorded 6/1/2021
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Episode 47 - Ben Brushes His Teeth in the Shower
"Whenever I see my wife, I'm just thinkin about balls." WARNING: The second half of this episode is pokemon talk. Also, the punchline of the thumbnail was thought of by ben more than a year after recording and has nothing to do with the episode whatsoever. Beat: Astroblk - Why My Corndog Still…
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Episode 46 - You're Too Attractive to be one of MY Friends!
Listen for when Quinten says, "That's MY shoe!" Beat: Team Astro - Stop Calling Me Cute
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Episode 45 - Ben is a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby
I promise we won't talk about Epic Rap Battles of History nearly as much in future episodes. Beat: Purrple Cat - Balloon
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Episode 44 - Women DON'T Want Me
Rene Descartes knows 3 things: Grippin Huggin Fartin Beat: Donkey Kong Country OST - Simian Segue
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Episode 43 - Welfare Ants
sorry for the delay i guess i just wasn't feeling editing the many episodes I have stockpiled. expect some more very soon though. anyways, vampires be bitin' butts out here Beat: Cave Dweller Concert - Donkey Kong Country OST
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Episode 42 - You Stay the HELL Away From My Butterfinger
what if caterpillars could fly tho it'd be pretty neat Beat: Simian Segue - Donkey Kong Country OST
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Episode 41 - Who the Hell is Jamie?! ft. Neko
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED ON 1/7/21, WHICH, FOR REFERENCE WAS RIGHT AFTER EPISODE 29: WHITE COLLAR WAR CRIMES. Also, we mention this is a bonus ep many times. This has since been made an untrue statement, as Zach stopped trying to run the Patreon. It's too much work. Good day. Beat: kudasai - the...
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Episode 40 - Trying to Understand Isaac ft. Isaac
I mean we just don't get it. Beat: Avocuddle - GOAT
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Episode 39 - Zach: Looney Tunes Expert ft. Gug
Holy damn Elmur Fudd is 3 feet tall? Rough. Beat: Tad on - The Past
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Episode 38 - Asserting Yourself is Overrated
Quick everybody go listen to Third Eye Blind's first album it's really good no matter what the people say. Also everybody go beat up Quinten cause who tf doesn't like the Strokes was he born without ears? Beat: less. people - Capturing the Light
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Episode 37 - Chungo Malingus, My Ex Wife
I'll have the ben virgin vs chad thing ready at some point. Until then, here's a picture of a caveman. Now give your mother a smooch for me. Let me know if this one's too loud I'm trying something new. Beat: less.people - Dimes
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Episode 36 - Sexual Harassment Training
It is NEVER OK to sexually harass anyone. Everything said in this episode regarding that topic is said in jest and is not to be taken seriously. Anyways, let me know if the talking was too loud, I'm trying a new editing thing and I want to see if it works. Also, episodes are going to be posted at...
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Episode 35 - Croc Milk!
Better get your Croc Milk fast, it's gonna be FLYING off the shelves. Anyways, sorry the episode schedule has been so weird, but honestly, if that matters to you or impacts your life in any significant way, you probably have more important issues to address. Beat: Team Astro - Stop Calling Me Cute
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Episode 34 - My Second Personality is a PCP Superhero
Yeah I think Quinten is a psychopath for that brain stuff at the beginning. Oh and don't do PCP guys, it's not good for you. Beat: Mama Aiuto - Where All Good Souls Go To Rest
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Episode 33 - Thank You George Washington, We're Gentlemen Now!
I was listening back to one of last week's episodes and damn I mixed it terribly, so please guys, let me know if/how I could improve the audio quality of the pod, it would really help me out. Anyways, we aren't Proud Boys. We're Brunch Boys. Beat: Astroblk - Sunrise Become a true Punching Bag and...
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Episode 32 - Welcome to the Reddit Hour
Sorry to everyone listening for how much we used reddit. Man, if only there was some way to watch the video of the episodes! That'd be crazy. Anyways, people flatter me all the time and if you want to send me flattering messages please do so our twitter is @punchenings please do it please. Also...
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Episode 31 - Poopen Morgan, Fecalkinetics!
This episode is gross. I mean, it’s funny, but still. At least we actually got to record in the studio. On a more solemn note, it is with a heavy heart that I say that I will no longer be putting Barron Trump into every thumbnail of the podcast. I know this news will cause some of you to become...
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Episode 30 - tutant meenage needle teetles
Ok to be clear, we all thought that the noise Quinten made at the beginning of the episode didn't make it into the recording; that's why we discussed it at all. And to all of our listeners who are members of law enforcement or employed by the bank in some way, all of that talk was purely...
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Episode 29 - White Collar War Crimes
We're not sociopaths I promise. Sorry for 1: using our screens as a reference so much in this one, we get real wrapped up in it and forget the fact that you guys can't see what we're looking at, and 2: how many moments of silence there were because of the aforementioned looking at screens. Side...
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Episode 28 - The Fact That People Listen To Us Blows Our Minds
I'd just like to point out that the question "how was your week" was asked by Zach to Quinten and Ben, both of whom DID NOT ASK THE QUESTION BACK. So, if you listen to this and you have either/both of their contact information, please yell at them a lot about it. [EDIT: turns out ben did ask me...
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Episode 27 - We Will Not Take Any Constructive Criticism
Turns out there is no constructive criticism that can be made because our podcast has no flaws. Except for our studio. Our technology needs to match the level of quality that the content it's used for is on. Sorry if the audio is weird. Beat: Astroblk - Why My Corn Dog Still Cold?
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Episode 26 - Physically Sick, Mentally Ill 🤙🤙🤙
The title I would've used for this episode is "M. Night Chaka Kahn, You've Done it Again", but alas, we had a very good name already planned. Anyways, can someone come up with a definition for the term throwing "your raccoon"? Thanks. If you're listening to this on December 18th, you better wish...
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Episode 25 - Dentists Don't Clean Out Smegma
We meant no disrespect to those who have hypospadias, chordee, or cryptorchidism. We just hadn't heard of those things before and the information we were finding out took us by surprise. I also would like to say sorry for discussing the gerbil bit at all. It's literally so gross; don't watch it....
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Episode 24 - My Only Emotional Baggage Is My Big Fat Ass
We meant no offense towards Daft Punk; we have the utmost respect for them. Anyways, I can't be the only one who has full conversations with various people I have to see for extended periods of time (coworkers, classmates, etc.) where neither of us brings up our names. Is that not a thing that...
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Episode 23 - Worms: They'll Getcha!
Wow, whoever edited this one deserves a pat on the back and a big ol' smooch; you can't even tell where the edits are! Not that there are any edits, mind you. Nothing was dubbed over post-recording. Anyways, Quinten Hardy couldn't seduce the broad side of a barn. Beat: Astroblk - Nothing Really...
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Episode 22 - The Tenth Enneagram Personality Type Is Being A Ketamine Fiend
Our twitter: @punchenings. Consider following. Anyways, can someone hook us up with one of those frogs? We came here to lick frogs and get high, and we're all out of frogs. dang i forgot to post this one last week sorry guys Beat: Avicerall - Lullabye
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Episode 21 - Michael Utchi: Proud Zionist
For real guys: don't take improv unless the group of friends taking it with you makes up the entirety of the class. Also, if you're reading this and you're the ants in my room, aaaaaaah i hate you go die die die do it die now please i hate you i hate you i hate you i will find your queen and i…
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Episode 20 - The Answer to Every Hypothetical Ethical Dilemma is to Kill All Parties Involved
Yeah, we're not the best people, but you gotta admit, if the paramilitary guys gave you a gun, you'd try to John Wick your way out of that hostage scenario. Also, that's Barron in the trolley, in case you can't tell. DISCLAIMER: The statements made in this podcast were expressing how purely...
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Episode 19 - Stalin: Cutest Dictator
Well, second cutest if we're counting this baby. I would like to apologize for the overall sound quality of this episode, it's really loud at parts and Quinten was slurping his drink so that comes in at random times. But besides that, after we finished recording, Quinten and Ben apologized for…
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Episode 18 - you KNOW it's hard proof
oh my GOD the website that I normally use to make the WordArt text for the youtube thumbnails isn't working so I just spent an hour working with macros and compatibility mode just so I could recreate the look of it, and it still didn't turn out perfect. My gears have never been so grinded. The...
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Episode 17 - Somebody Get This Toilet Paper Out Of My Ass!
So instead of talking about pokemon for the whole time, we discussed weird race-related things for a lot of it. For real, sorry if we got too racist in this episode. And by "we", I mean "me". I'm sorry if ME got to racist in this episode. Anyways, porno theaters are no good, and you can quote me…
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Episode 16 - Michael Faraday Sucks and the Podcast is Racist
Our production value is skyrocketing. We got lo-fi beats in the background now, I'm gonna start bookending episodes with some weird phrase that we say during recording. and we might actually do videos at some point. Damn, we're good. I think the best part is how much work Ben and Quinten put into...
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Episode 15 - See Ya Mañana!
Loud noise warning. Also, Quinten clearly states that he is not an organ donor and implies that everyone who does elect to be an organ donor should be publically shamed. Also also, Ben didn't mention this, but he also hasn't been to the dentist in 6 years. His teeth are 100% plaque.
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Episode 14 - Knack is BACK baby
About Knack: He has a deadpan sense of humor, and appears to enjoy making himself bigger and more powerful, that and breaking things, though he understands when it is excessive. He tends to leave the thinking to other people but learns over time that he has to make his own decisions. An example…
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Episode 13 - Risso's Dolphin and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Risso's dolphin is the only species of dolphin in the genus Grampus. It is commonly known as the Monk dolphin among Taiwanese fishermen. Some of the closest related species to these dolphins include: pilot whales, pygmy killer whales, melon-headed whales, and false killer whales. In unrelated…
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Episode 12 - I got peed on (and I LIKED it?!)
Turns out Zach actually looks pretty cool and not like a neo nazi at all. The milf and dilf hunter are lying to all of you. Also, just to let you all know, as I'm typing out this description, it accepts milf as a word but not dilf, and that's just blatant inequality. Anyway, Obama got some…
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Episode 10 - I Don't Think, Therefore I Amn't
Ok so here's that One Hair Theory I mentioned. I had this thought a few years ago that what if all the hairs in your body were connected in a big, branching system? So you'd be plucking at arm hairs or something then one just keeps going and going and as you keep pulling all your hair would start...
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Episode 9 - Bootycakes In My Mouth
Ben doesn't wash his feet nearly as often as he should. And I heard he only changes his underwear every other week. Oh and let me know if the audio from the computer sounds weird.
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Episode 8 - Chasing the Asphalt Dragon
I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to injecting asphalt into my veins. To be honest, it's a high no other drug can match. Again, sorry if the audio is weird. We are not professionals.
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Episode 8 - We Killed Newt Gingrich
Turns out Quinten is a scumbag chump who would sell his own grandma for money to use in the game The Elder Scrolls Online. Also he still poops in a litter box. Also sorry if the audio is weird at any point we recorded this one in person for the first time and we're working out the kinks.
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Episode 7 - Watch Spaghettiman on Amazon Prime Video
Synopsis: Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.
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Episode 6 - Antz
Z the worker ant (Woody Allen) strives to reconcile his own individuality with the communal work-ethic of the ant colony. He falls in love with ant-Princess Bala (Sharon Stone), Z strives to make social inroads, and then must save the ant colony from the treacherous scheming of the evil General...
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Episode 5 - Quinten is a Huge Nerd
He has really bad breath too Sorry for not publishing on monday like usual, we were all reading through every single book of Garfield comics and lost track of time. For those who are curious, there are 70 books of Garfield comics.
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Episode 4 - Zach Would Make a Good Father
None of the bullying in this episode was real. In fact, Quinten and Ben see Zach as a mentor, spiritual guide, and role model for their future kids.
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Episode 3 - OingoBoingoCoverBandAuditionTape.mp3
i was never the most popular kid in school
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Episode 2 - GOLDEN GIRLS REUNION GONE WRONG (HER FACE WAS PRICELESS!!!)
An average family road trip gets turned on its head when Betty White crashes the party.
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