PODCAST · comedy
The Purple Monkey Podcast
by The Monkeys
We’re not actually monkeys by the way.
Episodes
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PMP #52: The Resurgence
The Monkeys return??? Nothing out of the ordinary here, its the same monkeys just talking about monkey stuff. Just a normal podcast that you can enjoy listening to with your ears. Just click on the episode and do nothing. Just sit back and listen and enjoy it for what it is. This is just a…
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PMP #51: Farewell to the Poop House
After their three month hiatus, the Monkeys reconvene for one final episode of the world’s smelliest podcast. We recap the show, do some "fan service," and talk about horse wieners.
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PMP #50: AAA Games Suck Ween
Today we discuss how the Among Us era has finally come to an end, and how AAA gaming studios have not been putting out great titles recently. Thanks for 50 episodes!!!
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PMP #49: YouTube Banning Dislikes???
Uh oh, is YouTube banning dislikes because everyone is being a big weenie???!!! Never mind that because Jeffrey Starr got into a car accident!!! We also deconstruct the sexual tension in the Godzilla vs. Kong movie, discuss the perseverance of Among Us and the effect it has had on The Tonight…
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PMP #48: Halo Burger Chips
Pringles has space bird meat from Halo???!!! That's right, Pringles launched a space ostrich flavor from Halo. Yeah we are just as confused as you are. We also discuss the failure that will be the Powerpuff live action show on the CW. Roblox hits the NYSE, and Avatar overtakes Endgame as the #1...
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PMP #47: Microsoft Ruins Discord???
Microsoft is buying Discord??? That's right, it is rumored that Microsoft is buying Discord for 10 billion buckaroos, that's a lot of money. Also Paramount+ is trying to be unique with The Patrick Starr Show but we aren't buying it. Lola Bunny is also joining the DCEU, whatever that means.…
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PMP #46: Annoying Orange is Pretty Annoying
Annoying Orange is annoying???!!! You heard it here first, after 12 years we have discovered that Annoying Orange is actually really annoying along with Fred the screaming man-child. We also discuss Sony’s State of Play failure, Lady Gaga’s dog thief $500K bounty, and a four hour Justice League....
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PMP #45: Roblox Tycoons Are Corrupting the Youth
The Monkeys have returned. Well at least two of us. This time we discuss the Sonic movie sequel, a Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy (please no), the disappointing Nintendo Direct, PewDiePie’s diss track ban, and the failure of modern kids entertainment especially in Roblox tycoons. Discord server.
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PMP #44: The Chungus of Wall Street
What’s up monkeys and monkettes! Today we discuss this whole GameStop situation and how those meanies on Wall Street got involved. We also talk about Microsoft’s Xbox Live price hike and how they pulled the classic "sike move." There is also a Borderlands movie and a Harry Potter TV series coming...
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PMP #43: One Year Anniversary
The boys recap and discuss the first year of the podcast! Thank you to all for being here, and stay tuned for another year of monke! Join our Discord server.
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PMP #42: Among Us Potion at 3AM??? (sus)
Monkey time is back, and today we talk about some super sus things (don’t tell mom…). The Bugsnax speedrun community is very active and we seek to delve into the deep lore, we also revisit Amy Schumer’s mini-series and how HBO Max is good but it also sucks (WW1984 = bad). Enjoy! Discord.
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PMP #41: Hello... Hello, Hello???
We’re back!!! Sorry for the long wait, we have some exciting projects we're working on. But nevermind that because we have FNAF movies coming out, some controversial Spongebob tweets to dissect, and a new Clifford drama. Plus we also talk about how YouTube Rewind is cancelled and how Xbox is...
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PMP #40: Hulk Violates a Sedan
The Hulk gets it on with a car??? Geez that's gross, but not as gross as drinking your own pee like our friends over at r/snakediet like to do! We also had a wonderful opportunity to learn more about the bustling community of people who draw dragons making love to automobiles. It seems like no...
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PMP #39: Cyberman's Quest!!!
Witness Cyberman's journey for the golden toothbrush!
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PMP #38: Jungle Adventure!!!
See if Jungle Explorer Brave Wildabeast can venture through the cougar-infested wilds... Will he survive? Or will he get cougared? Find out by listening!
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PMP #37: Panty Party Strategy Guide
Panty Party bonanza!!! We found an interesting game on the Nintendo store and it's a real doozy, only if doozy means masterpiece. Also we throw around some ideas for movies, Disney if you're listening take notes because we've basically saved all of the MCU for you, we expect our payment in cash.
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PMP #36: The Monkeys Get Heated
Special guests Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, and Ben Shapiro!!! (definitely not). That’s right, not only do we have three special guests, but we also go to town debating serious topics such as the swaggiest animals and our most chungular foods. We also invite some hardcore bodybuilders on to show...
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PMP #35: Microsoft’s Love Box
Xbox is dumb alert!!! Microsoft has just acquired the two worst companies on the market; Bethesda and possibly Sega. Wow, looks like we’re finally getting a Sonic dating sim. People have also been accidentally buying Xbox One X instead of Xbox Series X, hmm wonder why? Apparently Disney is…
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PMP #34: Mel Gibson’s Juicy Turd
TikTok is banned!!! This Sunday, TikTok will no longer be available on the App Store (what a shame). Also there is life on penis, I mean Venus. Also Cardi B got divorced, next-gen games are $70, PS5 had a juicy showcase, and Nintendo’s new console will arrive within the century—so…quicker than...
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PMP #33: Impregnated by Doom Guy
Doom can run on a pregnancy test!!! Yep, Doom can run on many things as we have noticed, in fact there is a whole community dedicated to this. We also examine the Xbox Series S and how the price will affect the outcome of the PS5. Also Keeping Up with the Kardashians is ending as well as The...
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PMP #32: Crazy Frog Goes Rogue
This Disney celebrity is carrying a demon child!!! You read that right, we also got news of Crazy Frog apparently urinating down someone's throat!!! These topics may or may not be true but that's for you to decide. On a more realistic note, Batman has Corona, Mando S2 is coming soon, a cool Mario...
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BONUS #1: Elon Musk Gets Piggy with It (ft. itsRazorNow)
Elon Musk is raising a swine army!!! Wait, never mind, it’s just some AI implants. The DC FanDome event occurred as well, featuring a bunch of juicy info on the new superhero games, as well as a plethora of trailers. Apparently there is also going to be a Powerpuff Girls live-action show coming…
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PMP #31: Justin Beaver - Smash or Pass???
Alright gamers and gamettes, on this particularly wet and gushy episode of the pod, we talk about which hot celebs (only angry bird and yellow bird) we would bone and which we would send home. Later in the episode we dive into the rich world of insect erotica. Overall it was quite a swell outing.
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PMP #30: Leafy Goes Bye Bye
Leafy’s channel gets banned??? Looks like Leafy didn't survive the YouTube landscape, but for how long???!!! We also have a juicy story on how Ryan almost got attacked by a wild cougar (a.k.a. 40-year-old wanting sexy time in the DMs). There is also some controversial Netflix news as Cuties...
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PMP #29: Discord Dating Gone Wrong (ft. ultradan)
Fortnite is off the Apple Store, oh no what will we do now that Fortnite is no longer available on iOS, listen to find out. We also share our experiences from some tubular Discord dating severs where we discovered some cougars in the midst, and our special guest, ultradan, shares some insight…
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PMP #28: Jake Paul - Criminal at Large???
Jake Paul is the new Al Capone???!!! We deep dive into Jake Paul's devious past and uncover the truth behind the matter. We also dive into our Twitter bait of the week as we engage in arguments with the sensitive minds of K-pop fanatics. PewDiePie also had a full blown leakage sesh after his...
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PMP #27: Darth Maul Full Erotica (ft. itsRazorNow)
Ray Park gets a blowie. The devious villain Darth Maul had a little slip up on Instagram the other day with some major consequences. We are also joined this week by YouTuber itsRazorNow as he talks about his interaction with an edgy troll account and his experience starting a YouTube channel in...
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PMP #26: Halo - The Infinite Controversy
K-popers tried to cancel us, this time we take our dubious intellects to the streets of Twitter to try and annoy as many people as we can. Unfortunately the K-pop community is not one to be reckoned with. Also Avatar 2-5 is being delayed (again), more like no one cares just show us our favorite...
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PMP #25: Houston, Discord is Down
The Simpsons is ending, yep, after 32 seasons The Simpsons will be ending in 2021 according to reports. We also have a new juicy Star Wars animated show coming soon called The Bad Batch, more like a bad show. People are also freaking out because Discord shut down and they just discovered a new...
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PMP #24: TikTok Insemination
Amy Schumer bloat sesh.That’s right our favorite comedian gets pregnant and decides to start a docuseries on the troubles of parenthood. Also Ellen fakes her death in order to receive more publicity. Far Cry 6 is coming out as well with some juicy new leaks featuring Gustavo Fring as the big bad...
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PMP #23: Dr. Disrespect = International Criminal???
Dr. Disrespect gets banned, that's right, one of Twitch's #1 streamers got permabanned for reasons unknown, could it all be a money scheme? Also Super Smash Bros. streamers start smashing bros irl, if you know what I mean (things get sexual). $70 games may also be the new norm on next gen…
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PMP #22: Uncle Grandpa Gets Dirty
Uncle Grandpa nudies???!!! Today we play another round of three dirty franchises and one clean—things get tubular. Also Ryan and Wyatt give their review of The Last of Us Part II and what the future of video game sex scenes look like... steamy. We later go on a dad joke spree and dissect the…
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PMP #21: The Last of Us Part II Gets Steamy
Season three of the podcast baby!!! Also The Last of Us Part II has an @nal scene, yep TLoUP2 has a juicy nude scene, or so we think. The game has been the center of many controversies over the last couple of months but now it's finally out with full graphical fidelity. Ryan also discusses how he...
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PMP #20: Gacha Life is a Reservoir of Filth
Nasty app alert. Gacha Life is an interesting app, and by interesting we mean absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. Also it comes with a fun virus. The PS5 reveal also just happened and the console looks kind of like a reverse oreo sandwich, but hey at least it's a reasonable price. Oh wait...
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PMP #19: Omegle is a BTS Breeding Ground
K-pop stans are furious.That's right, this week we talk about our Omegle endeavors and how you shouldn't offend BTS fans, or they will hunt you down and vanquish your blood. We also see which video game franchises have the most NSFW content and things get sensual. Naughty Dog also may be delaying...
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PMP #18: Virus Monkeys
Big 'Ol Monkeys steal some Covid-19 test tube samples, oh dear! Also Sony has their first mess up as they move towards PS5 exclusives and leave the PS4 in the past. SpaceX also tries to send astronauts to space, but fails (rain alert). We also discuss some juicy gamer shirts and how stupid they...
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PMP #17: Plus Size Ball Removal
Gore videos are on YouTube. That's right, you read that correctly, a channel by the name of Da7eee7 uploads classic videos such as "60kg Testical Tumor Removal" and "Brain Unboxing." Listen to find out why he can get away with this. Naked & Afraid XL returns soon as well, apparently the XL stands...
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PMP #16: The Sound of Sounding
What a great week on the podcast full of lovely topics. Ryan continues to show that "when he goes out to get the mail it measures on the richter scale" (that means he is fat). Sounding is disgusting, yet intriguing. Grand Theft Auto V finally becomes free after seven years, in celebration of...
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PMP #15: Cyberdong Alert
New episode baby!!! We have a nice sesh this week as Cyberpunk 2077 unveils their genitalia customization options, oh boy! More like cyberschlong if you know what I mean. Also one of our co-stars gets boned for vehicular manslaughter. Airports will also be harder to get through after this whole...
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PMP #14: Full Ankle Exposure
This time in the monkey zone we take a deep dive into disgusting fetish subreddits. Some include sexy sprained ankles and yellow legs, doesn't that sound like a whale of a time? Speaking of whales, Ryan is fat. Also Space Jam is coming back with LeBron James except no one cares this time around....
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PMP #13: A Glorptastic Subreddit
This week we're starting off with a moment of silence for Eddie the Slam Dunking Otter who has perished... Now that that's out of the way, we can talk about how male celebrities leaked their juicy nudes to support the Covid crisis. Plus a tenacious subreddit that'll be sure to tickle your…
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PMP #12: Xbox Gets Boned
Big video game leakage this week, and by leakage I mean the floodgates have opened and Xbox had a massive bone sesh as PlayStation dominates the exclusive game library. Also SNL’s (more like Salty Noodle Leeches) online show sucks. Get it like leeches... eh whatever. See you monkeys next week.
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PMP #11: Ebola Strikes Back
We are back!!! That's right. Guess what? It turns out the Flash is evil and by evil I mean he body slams his victims into the concrete. Also the PS5 controller is out and it's showing promise with a sleek design and revolutionary haptic function, and in other news the Xbox controller lowers the...
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PMP #10: Oprah is a Sensual Deviant
New week, new episode. The Corony strikes again, and by strike again I mean Idris Elba had a quick "rona" sesh. Also Oprah Winfrey is being accused of sex trafficking... predictable. Apparently there is also a butthole version of Cats the movie, as if it already wasn’t bad enough. Speaking of...
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PMP #9: Phony Corony
The Coronavirus is getting juicier by the day. Speaking of juicy, Billy Eyelash gets nude for the camera. In other Bill news, Bill Gates closed the gates on Microsoft to go home and do some philanthropic work (jerk the ween). Jar Jar Binks has a beard now, wonder where else he has hair...…
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PMP #8: Caught Mid-Wank
Special five-person podcast! More like five-way orgy. Some of us have been full on caught yankin the cranker apparently. Couple rancid girth-squeamers in our midst. Christin Bail is in the MCU now, and also Judge Judy's show has finally been washed away in a dookie rip-tide. Katy Perry has a bun…
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PMP #7: YouTube Hates Spongebob Clips
What gives YouTube the right to discriminate against Spongebob clips uploaders? Absolutely nothing, just the amount of comedy that can be found in an article from The Onion. We also managed to find a strange amount of satisfaction from trolling online bird cams. We are recording this back-to-back...
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PMP #6: Ice Age Baby Must Die
So... Ice Age baby is some sorta new internet fad. We all hate him. Speaking of things we hate, Pixar is hopping on the "fruity train." New Star Wars stuff was announced, also kinda dumb. Friends is coming back as well, no one cares. Oh geez, looks like there's a triple gay threat on the loose.…
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PMP #5: Sonic Cinematic Universe > MCU
The Sonic movie was big success... unlike the Oscars. Also, the new Xbox console has been declared the world's tallest skyscraper. We also highlighted some goofy discord moments that you can join in on by going to disboard.org, searching podcast, and clicking on The Monkey House. RIP Caroline Flack.
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PMP #4: Worst Episode Yet
Update on Ryan's gainer journey, some discord nonsense, and some good ole' fashioned CBT. RIP Kirk Douglas
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