The Ralph Report
by Ralph Garman
THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.
Episodes
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THE RALPH REPORT 1788 - Thursday, January 22nd, 2026 - MASTERED
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Blow out the candles! It's THE RALPH REPORT's 8th BIRTHDAY! Plus, meet man who invented CONAN! The actor who inspired THE JOKER! And, the history of the MONEY SHOT!
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THE RALPH REPORT 1776 - Monday, January 5th, 2026
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Happy New Year! We're BACK with tales from our holidays! We try a classic hot beverage from the 60's! And, how you can win the NEWEST airbrushed T-shirt from god-damned mother-f**king MYRTLE BEACH!
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THE RALPH REPORT 1752 - Monday, November 3rd, 2025 - FREE
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 3rd, 2025 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Welcome to NOVEMBER! Our HALLOWEEN weekend recap! We revisit Ralph's connection with Christian Bale! What would you do with Olivia Newton John's CLOTHING?! And, Happy birthday, GODZILLA! Sign up to hear TRR every day!...
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THE RALPH REPORT 1751 - Friday, October 31st, 2025 - MASTERED
THE RALPH REPORT 1751 - Friday, October 31st, 2025 - MASTERED by Ralph Garman
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THE RALPH REPORT 1728 - Monday, September 29th, 2025
THE RALPH REPORT 1728 - Monday, September 29th, 2025 by Ralph Garman
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FairytaleOfHollywood_KASS2021
Here's a special moment from the past ... KASS doing "Fairytale of Hollywood", with our beloved Steve Ashton. (Download version)
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TRR1553_12_10_24 - TV Tunes - Christmas Gifts
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 10th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! More bizarre tales of Eddie's youth! And, the perfect gift for everyone on your list!
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TRR 1542_11_19_24 - TV Tunes - Monopoly - Tongue Twister
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 19th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All aboard for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We get all wound up by today's TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY 90th birthday to MONOPOLY! (I get to be the "race car"!)
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TRR1478_07_29_24 - Munchin' Monday - Comic Con - Deadpool
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024 On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1470_07_17_24 - One Hit Wonder - Illegal Bars - Chimp Moms
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1440_05_21_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Yoda
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!
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TRR1427_05_02_24 - Marmots - How to Be Good In Bed - RIP Duane Eddy
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1410 04 09 24 - TV Tunes - Gin & Tonic - RIP Jumbo
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1405_04_02_24 - Tongue Twister - Peanut Butter - Star Trek
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1396_03_19_24 - AI Ghosts - TV Tunes - 3-D Day
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1386_03_05_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Drunk Thoughts
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1382_02_28_24 - One Hit Wonders - Godzilla - Ralph's Back
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1370_02_07_24 - One Hit Wonders - Trash Lady - Filet O Fish
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1364_01_30_24 - TV Tunes - Yodel - Tongue Twisters
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1340_12_12_23 - TV Tunes - Gingerbread - Tongue Twister
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1336_12_05_23 - Ninjas - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1324 11 15 23 - Shatner Sings - One Hit Wonder - Vagina Beer
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1321_11_09_23 - Car Sex - Ghostbusters - SAG Strike
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1316_11_02_23 - Polyamory - Reincarnation - Bad Mothers
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1305_10_17_23 - Private Eyes - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1303_10_13_23 - Friday The 13th - Garmy Game Show - Scary Movies
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1290_09_26_23 - TV Tunes - Citizen of the Week - Batman
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!
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TRR1285 09 19 23 - Talk Like A Pirate - TV Tunes - Zoo Of Terror
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1276_08_30_23 - Loch Ness Monster - One Hit Wonder
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1269_08_21_32 - Munchin' Monday - Art Theft - Free DVDs
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1264_08_04_23 - Video Vault - Game Show - Garmy To The Rescue
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might get lucky with the LAS VEGAS edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Can we stop a family from LOSING THEIR HOME?! And, the TOP 5 most DANGEROUS DRIVING SONGS! Subcribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1258 07 27 23 - UFOs - Born Today - Primal Sex
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX U. serves it up "ANIMAL STYLE"! Meet the folks who were BORN TO BE ALIVE! And, do we finally have the proof that UFOs are real?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1252_07_18_23 - Caviar - America Gladiators - Xmas Songs
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help the striking artists! The future of Ralph's Christmas song! We get zapped by today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1250_07_14_23 - Garmy Game Show - Video Vault - Ralph's Band
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WRITERS with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The premiere of new remastered REVOLVER music! And, we revisit an old classic from the files of the Garmy Game Show ... "SDRAWKCAB"! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1238_06_2-_23 - TV Tunes - Holiday or Holinay - Tongue Twisters
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We turn the world on with our TV TUNES TUESDAY! The stuff of Ralph's NIGHTMARES! And, a bloody battle in the "Ice Cream Beverage Wars": ICE CREAM SODA VS. MILKSHAKE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1233_06_13_23 - Scary Dolls - TV Tunes
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY is in the news! Do we really need a FORKLIFT holiday?! And, what little girl wants a HOBO doll?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1230_06_08_23 - Balloon Sex - Born To Be Alive
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: RIP to The Iron Sheik! Why is it called "SPRING cleaning"?! And, meet the folks who get turned on by BALLOONS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1225_05_31_23 - One Hit Wonder - Spuds Mackenzie
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is in the right key! Prospector Larry has a pet MULE?! And, we remember when Bud Light was for REAL MEN by saluting a true American hero ... SPUDS MACKENZIE!
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TRR1223_05_26_23 - Video Vault - Garmy Game Show - Who Pees Sitting
On today's #TheRalphReport: The GARMY GAME SHOW! Buddy Cop movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, where in the WORLD do men sit down to PEE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1214_05_15_23 - Chokeberries - Too Much Disney - Guardians of the Galaxy
On today's #TheRalphReport: Ralph's review of GUARDIANS Vol. 3! (Spoiler free.) Eddie gets too much for a good thing?! And, why do they call them CHOKEBERRIES?! We MUNCH them to find out! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1211_05_09_23 - Toe Sucking - One Hit Wonders - Vintage Products
On today's #TheRalphReport: The wait for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is finally over! What's the going rate for TOE SUCKING these days?! And, PRELL used to be a thing ... What happened to PRELL?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1206_05_03_23 - Taylor Williamson - One Hit Wonder
On today's #TheRalphReport: We're caught in the middle of a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Ralph is a WIZARD! And, an interview with comedian TAYLOR WILLIAMSON! (And, his dog, Baby Betty.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1195_04_18_23 - TV Tunes - Stallone Sings
On today's #TheRalphReport: It's a mod, mod TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL PINATA DAY! And, Stallone SINGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1189_04_10_23 - Lost Dogs - Munchin' Monday - Xanadu
On today's #TheRalphReport: A treasure from SHOWBIZ HISTORY! A "blue ribbon" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, we're reunited and COVID-free! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1186_04_05_23 - One Hit Wonders - Rats - Batman
On today's #TheRalphReport: We've got your ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY right here! To RAT or NOT to RAT ... that is the question! And, another chance to WIN #BatmanDoom on DIGITAL! SUBSCRIBE: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT
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TRR1179_03_20_23 - Steve Ashton - Beer Taste Test
On today's #TheRalphReport: A boozy blind taste-test for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A shopping mall you're forbidden to whistle in! And, join us in sending all our love to STEVE ASHTON! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1174 03 13 23 - Oscars Recap - Peeps - Evil Insects
On today's #TheRalphReport : We look at last night's OSCARS telecast! Eddie battles an ARMY of THOUSANDS! And, our MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste-test of some of the newest PEEPS flavors! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1170 03 07 23 - TV Tunes - Zorro - Arnold Vs Bigots
On today's #TheRalphReport : The TEN baby names that are DYING OUT! Arnold goes TERMINATOR on bigots! And, we celebrate the legend of ZORRO!!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1168_03_03_23 - Game Show - Video Vault - UK Update
On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The GARMY raises money to FIGHT MS! Remakes from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW asks, "DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEARS?!" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
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TRR1161_02_22_23 - UK Update - One Hit Wonder - Famous Deaths
On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! (Yes, it's ASH(ton) WEDNESDAY!) Eddie goes to WAR with a WHOLE COUNTRY! And, we've got an ANGELIC "One-Hit Wonder" for you! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
About this show
THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.
Hosted by
Ralph Garman