The Rambling Auditorium

In this episode of The Rambling Auditorium, we swap stories about our first drinking experiences and some of the unfortunate consequences that followed. From throwing up on a school bus to everyone’s worst vomiting stories, things get messy fast.We also talk about whether I looked Hispanic when my friends first met me, Christian apparently looking Indian, Sky High, WWE, Mike Tyson commercials, Star Wars, and which characters from That ’70s Show best match our group.As usual, the conversation takes several unexpected turns as we debate age, birthdays, height, whether someone born in one decade can really claim another, DVD players, volleyball, sitting still, barbershop prices, and Vaughn’s old hair-dye phase.Just another completely normal day in The Rambling Auditorium.

In this episode of The Rambling Auditorium, we ramble through baby shower planning, surprise parties, people who are always late, and why Pizza Hut absolutely came in clutch.We talk about moving Yasmin’s car, stalling her before a surprise, and the strategy of telling certain people the event starts an hour earlier so they actually show up on time. We also dive into accents, Vaughn’s ongoing appreciation for David’s mom’s voice, and whether “Zoom” somehow became “Zone.”The conversation takes a turn into being antisocial, starting conversations with strangers, awkward silence, and a Burlington encounter that may or may not have been flirting. Then things get even more ridiculous when David claims he only loves Vaughn on days that don’t end in “Y”—which quickly falls apart once Spanish days of the week enter the discussion.We also talk about Bad Bunny, Christian rap, music that actually means something, mystery songs nobody can remember, public bathroom habits, ChatGPT-generated answers, and some of the most random jokes we’ve ever made.As always, the conversation never stays on track.

In this episode of The Rambling Auditorium, we talk about love languages, random podcast name ideas, and whether people’s names can actually be copyrighted. We also get into old shows like Full House, Family Matters, and Saved by the Bell, plus how we spent our money at Aquatica.Things get even more random when we bring up getting caught eating pizza with a fork, licking frosting off a cookie, dipping cookies in milk, and why everyone thought it was disgusting that I put crumbled graham crackers in my bottle of milk — even though I thought it was delicious. Molly also admits that might be weirder than her eating pizza with milk.We also talk about the fork incident, where I thought I dropped my fork and went to get a new one, only for Molly to admit while I was gone that she was actually the one who dropped it — and Vaughn saw the whole thing but said nothing.From cat brawls near Molly’s vehicle to my hair looking like “little snakes,” Vaughn confusing Cleopatra with Medusa, ashy knuckles, Starbucks drinks, cursing around in-laws, and jokes that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat, this episode is chaotic, funny, and exactly what The Rambling Auditorium is all about.

Episode 7 of The Rambling Auditorium starts with gas prices and somehow turns into dragonflies, fake names, Walmart disasters, monster trucks, Spotify costs, and what we’d do with $800 million.Would money change us? Would we buy mansions? Would we leave people behind? And would we live somewhere haunted if the price was right?Another chaotic group conversation where nothing stays on topic — exactly how it should be.

In this chaotic group episode of The Rambling Auditorium, we talk about cream cheese, Pop-Tarts, favorite cereals, childhood TV shows and movies, separating M&Ms by color, washing brand new clothes before wearing them, music, and debate whether losing your phone or wallet would be worse. As always, the conversation never stays on track.

Welcome to The Rambling Auditorium - where the conversations go everywhere and nowhere at the same timeIn this episode, we have a full house and things get completely out of hand... from wild poop jokes (yeah... it went there) to debating what birds we'd be, to sharing old injury stories and dumb decisions from when we were younger.We talk about workplace injuries, breaking bones, chaotic moments with friends, awkward first date situations, and those random memories that make zero sense but somehow still hit.Oh - and somehow we even get into satellite TV, alarms going off, and trying (and failing) to say words like"telepathically" ®Just a bunch of unfiltered conversations, laughs, and pure randomness amongst friendsSit back and enjoy the rambling.

This episode is a wild one .It’s all over the place in the best way 😂 We start off talking about favorite breakfast foods and somehow end up debating seafood, old school phones, and random football rivalries. From there it goes completely off the rails with wild questions, jokes, and conversations that definitely weren’t planned.Expect mom jokes, throwback phone talk, and some moments that probably shouldn’t have made it in… but we left them anyway. Viewer discretion is advised 😭😂

This episode went everywhere 😭We start off talking about voicemails (and why they’re actually annoying), then somehow end up arguing Android vs iPhone, sharing rage moments from gaming, and talking about getting so mad you almost cry 💀Of course, we throw in some Walking Dead talk, random stories, and the usual chaos along the way.If you’ve ever rage quit a game, ignored a voicemail, or just had one of those “why am I this mad?” moments… this one’s for you 😂

In this episode of Migraines in the Morning, we introduce Kyle’s new nickname and somehow end up talking about a hilarious stuttering moment, getting interrupted while recording at work, and random memories from high school. We also touch on music and try (and fail) to fully explain how we met. As always, the conversation goes completely off track… but that’s what makes it fun.

Welcome to The Rambling Auditorium — where conversations take the stage.This episode features unfiltered conversations between my best friend Kyle and I, as we’re on the phone while he’s heading to work and I’m finishing up my last hour.We talk about everything from toes and embarrassing moments to coffee, along with all the random “headaches in the morning” that come with it — and of course, we go off topic… a lot.You’re either bound to laugh or question our ridiculousness — either way, enjoy the rambling.