The Ratchet Chronicles
by Corinne
Come and hang out and maybe have a few laughs at my expense. This podcast doesn't have a focus other than to speak on things that I see or hear about on a daily basis. I think that a lot of these topics are relatable and I hope that my audience will appreciate the subtle comedy. I also hope that I can make someone's day brighter just by listening. I appreciate feedback as well as any topics you the listener would like discussed.
Episodes
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Quiet Uber Ride/Clean Bootyhole
Happy Thanksgiving cocomunity!!! It's been awhile but I have returned. I have some more shenanigans to report from Benny K's House of Hair. All the crazy clients, what does "the" mean on the toilet sign and how to properly complain on google. A story about the best doggo ever and how he's finally...
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Aubrey Drake Graham/Captain Thot
Cocomunity we are back after a mini break again! A lot of things have been happening so in this episode, I try to fill you in on all things Cuckoo. So many changes and big things coming, but in this episode I tell you why Betty Broderick is my hero and unmask Captain Thot. Although we missed the...
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Swinging Party 2021
Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we're back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I'm creating, along with why social media is not a safe place. I'll also let you in on why Lionel Richies' "All Night Long" is what the theme of the party will be.…
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Peeing on Bushes
Hey cocomunity! Let's talk about mental health and the importance of checking in with one's self. I also let you in on my mentality of men picking women like flowers, instead of letting us be one with the earth. I also try and figure out why Elon Musk is going to be on Saturday Night Live and...
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0.33 Hand Job
Well, well, well look who's back! It's my favorite cocomunity of people!!! We're back with some hot, sleazy goodness of work related scandals, the pettiest group of coworkers ever and the dumbest word of the day from Urban Dictionary. I discuss a few things that have impacted my mental health…
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Lord of the Smoke Detector
Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don't grade homework in a timely manner. Let's talk about the flimsiness of ovens when making cookies versus two pound...
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Age of Ultra Tampons
Hey cocomunity we're back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of course my tamagotchi starts to mess around and not let me take care of it. But in further news I discuss 28…
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The Hero of Nothing/The Widow Experience
This week let's get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the "Early Release" doesn't exist at my job. I also talk about which cookies are my favorite to fall asleep with and why I currently resent these girl scout cookies. I review the…
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The Jack the Ripper Theory
Hey cocomunity let's get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the early 2000s. Cancel culture strikes again with Pepe LePew, Lola Bunny and Eminem. I also cover the Chris...
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The Devil's Laptop
Hey cocomunity!!! It's your new favorite podcast host covering all things horror this week along with welcoming in the springtime month of March! So this week I discuss the Paranormal Activity movies, Mercy Black and the Slenderman stabbing. I tell you my beliefs in spirits, demons and how deja…
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No Pizza Reward/Eat a D!ck
Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should've been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because this is what society has come to. I also discuss some news surrounding "Grease," and how cultural societies…
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A Coochie Hair Away
Happy late Valentine's Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this "Gorilla Glue Challenge," and the other "challenges" we have experienced in our lifetime. My final experience with my former employer. I explain why my title is such with an example and I compare my trainer…
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Roaring O's/Petty Behind the Scenes
Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to keep up with pettiness. Let's also discuss the status of "Gorilla Glue Girl," and why Kim K. is jealous…
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Dry Erase Thugs
Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the "move your ass" aspect of pedestrians. I also tell you why I don't have fun with salon games and unveil the Bean Hater's new nickname…
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Attack of the Allergies
Well cocomunity without further delay here's a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how my new job is going and some dreams I have had lately about New York. I also recommend the wildest series I...
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Schools of Pod
Good day loyal cocomunity we're back with a brand spankin' new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze prize for these Morning Show quizzes. I tell you guys about how I'm getting into new shows with my down time and…
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A Bangin' 2021 Intro
Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We're starting 2021 with some new content after last week's break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about the dumbest situations I've come across with prospective jobs. I also read word-for-word the most respectful f***…
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Rerun #1 of 2021
Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of my favorite virtual hangouts. There were some technical difficulties on Kelsey's end so I hope you…
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The 2021 Pre-Clean Up
Welcome to the end of 2020 my cocomunity! We made it!!! This week we continue the job hunt journey as well as discussing why Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest go through so many clothes in a one hour episode of daytime television. I also discuss how difficult it is to prove that you're a human in...
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The Big Leap 2020
Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This episode is a little more tamer than my usual flow, I discuss travelling long distance rather than short...
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The Year Episode/Snowed In Together
Hey guys welcome back my cocomunity!!! Today's episode is located under three blankets and fully suited up in pajamas with a sweater. In any case it's chilly willy guys and we're going to break down things having to do with this continuous election and common core math. The snowstorm that slapped...
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Shining Shimmering Dead Guys
Welcome back to another episode my cocomunity!! This episode I explain the title (which I've never done before) and also why 2020 is restless leg syndrome. I go into detail about the last episode of Grey's Anatomy and the inappropriate things I hear at work. I bring in a holiday promo in support…
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The Silence of the COVID
We're back cocomunity with some fresh kookiness for you!!! Happy late thanksgiving cocomunity!!! In this episode I discuss thanksgiving's past, the emptiest parade ever and thanksgiving eve parties. COVID is making a comeback and the year is coming to an end. I discuss social justice warriors and...
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Rerun #3 Check Out My Mama
Hey my loyal cocomunity!! This week in the interest of Thanksgiving, I give you one of my earlier episodes where my mom comes and chats while visiting me in New York. You see where I get my craziness from and hope you get a lot of laughs at our mother-daughter bond session. Also my mom said...
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The DocBlocker
Hey ladies & gents of the cocomunity!!! We're back with another week of cuckooness as promised. This week I talk about people who color outside the lines, why work has felt like a marathon and how New York needs to get its shit together when it comes to COVID-19 regulations. I also discuss how I...
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Rerun #2 I Don't Know How to Spell
Hello there cocomunity and welcome back for another week of shenanigans!!! Due to traveling and planning things out for the future, we have another rerun. I will return to you guys next week with some new content. This week's rerun seems to be a fan favorite as I discuss how I don't know how to...
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From Florida with Love
Cocomunity we are hanging in Florida with my family! Yes this episode has 3 special guests, we have my sister Dee and Beats in the building!!! My brother Will pops in and says hello, but that's it. I catch up with my sisters on how their COVID is going and how the masks have affected their daily...
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A Cuckoo Halloween
Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about ghost experiences and Laura being a scaredy-cat on our trip to Salem a few years ago. I go cuckoo over the scale at the doctor's office and how much of a liar it is. I discuss my grandfather, whether...
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The Plague Starter
Welcome welcome cocomunity members old and new!! We're back with another week of Cuckoo with Coco and closing in on episode 50!! This week I compare Zach from "The Strain," with Carl from "The Walking Dead," and how WTF apocalypse shows are. I also discuss how people should know the telltale…
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Not a Scary Story/The Re-Binger
Hello hello my cocomunity and welcome back for another episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! We have made it to over 2000 downloads guys!!! How amazing is that ?? This week let's talk about looking 31 in the face and say a big Cuckoo congratulations to Kelsey and Dan Gastman on their recent nuptials. I...
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Dirty Ball Feet
Here's to another week my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about some real crazies, like guys with too many car decals who like to spit on cars and those out there stocking up on tampons. I also discuss "American Murder: The Family Next Door," and "The Wilderness of Error," and discuss some…
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Two Hours of Suck
Welcome welcome all members of my cocomunity old and new! This week I go cuckoo over people asking for freebies and tell you where I stand on those types of friendships. Also I react to critics of Ryan Murphy's Nurse Ratched and how their comments must be spellchecked to even warrant a thought. I...
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Cocaine Lined Pie
Hey hey there cocomunity!!! This week our girl Kanye Pepper is here to discuss who would you do, and all things Disney. We discover how easy it is to get her to join a cult (well what it would take to get her to join) and how she would kick, punch and scream her way through a haunted house. We...
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A Soft "G"
Hey there cocomunity!!! Back with another fun-lovin' episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! This week I have some work stories along with some sad news. A reminder to not poke around in other people's closets and that sometimes a packet of oatmeal has a tear in it from who knows how long ago. I discuss…
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Not a Soft Ass Bitch
Hey Cocomunity it's a same day release day!!!!! This week I get cuckoo over Chinese food from the city and hugging toilets after eating any city food. I am also in second day of no work due to Maryland being put back on the restricted travel list (stay tuned for results because I receive them…
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Bonnie & The Electric Machine
Hey there cocomunity and welcome back to some new content this week!!! This is a very Bonnie intense episode, but I'm sure you all know how cuckoo I'm about to get with it. I discuss the first episode of Trial by Media (available on Netflix) which covers the murder of Scott Amedure and the Jenny...
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Rerun #1 The BeanHater Strikes Back Again
Hey there cocomunity!!!! This week I'm replaying one of my favorite episodes with the one and only beanhater. I am working on some new material and time slipped away from me. I will be back with new content next week, so grab your snacks and gather round the campfire for some Cuckoo with the...
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The Michael Clayton of the Office
Welcome back my cocomunity and 38 episodes later here we are! This week I discuss the taking back of myself and my biggest pet peeves of my job (and theres multiple examples to follow). Our favorite office villain is back after weeks of good behavior and I contemplate the hipocrasy of her thought...
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Everyone's Now a Gemini
Welcome back my cocomunity!!! We're talking about Jodi Arias, the crazy prosecutor Martinez and how he got disbarred in 2019. Also stick around to find out wtf an equesapian is. Also we get into some tougher ideas, but end with something special. Grab your snacks, a comfy blanket, gather round…
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Omelet vs. Omelette
What's up cocomunity and welcome back for another week of cuckoo! This episode discusses my theory of zombie employees and why people should call out sick if they're not feeling well. The power is out at my job and I've been working on crossword puzzles and cleaning up my Podcast library. I also…
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The Anniversary Episode!
Guys listen up! We actually did it! We made it to a year!!!!! Congrats to you and congrats to me! This episode we got some more cancel culture nonsense including Trader Joe's and Tropic Thunder. I tell you about a story I heard in the nail salon, and why nobody at my job went to elementary…
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The "Sunken Place" Hiccups
Whats up cocomunity! We're back for another fun week of Cuckoo-ness. This episode has spoilers galore from "Doctor Sleep" and "Get Out." If you haven't seen these movies this episode will ruin some parts for you, but watch the movies anyways. I discuss why flashbacks shouldn't be in HD and how…
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The "Nobody Cares" Society
Well cocomunity here is episode 33 for your listening pleasure! This episode is jam packed with more nonsense and hysterical antics stemming from cancel culture and the free Britney Spears movement. I also discuss how 2020 maybe needs to take a break and seeing a body part of a celebrity from an...
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F*** It Time of Day
Hey there cocomunity we are here with another episode of chaos and laughter with episode 32! This week we're examining the elusive "good side" of one's face and the science behind it. I delve into the longest work story ever, but the details are worth it and why I refuse to have a female...
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Twerking Crabs
Well cocomunity here we are back with another week of shenanigans! This week on the topic docket are reasons why I won't go back in the ocean, reasons whys instigators are an issue and why I'll be creating a new department at my current job. I also read an anonymous advice post at the end of the...
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One Nut, Two Leg Energy
Well well my cocomunity we have made it to episode 30!!!!! Super excited to share this episode with you and guess what? IT'S AN HOUR LONG!! An hour long of me discussing the recent Chris D'elia incident, Oscar Pistorius and Lance Armstrong. You also get some lovely commentary from me on this TLC...
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The Cuckoo Birthday Episode
Hey cocomunity! In this episode your favorite host turns 31! I discuss the Chronicles of Bonnie and my connection to True Crime Podcasts. We take another dive into wearing masks and why saying "hi," when passing in the hallway makes no sense. You also learn what a double fall is and why I really...
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Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves & Lazy River Floors
Hold on tight you guys for this extended episode with the one and only Bean Hater Dan. This is the silliest we've gotten on this show so far and hope you guys laugh with us too during these trying times. This episode is an emotional rollercoaster (BH said that not me) and I don't want to give…
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Adobe Vs. MS Word
Oh man you guys episode 27 gets me going! I discuss people clearly losing their minds at work and how it seems nobody can read an email correctly. What's the deal with series finales and how Naked and Afraid makes absolutely no sense. And last but not leaset, I tell the story of how one man…
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Memorial Day Madness
Happy Memorial Day !!!!! If you really want to hear what this pandemic has done to me, this is the episode for you! I discuss the origins of my first name, Elon Musk's baby's name and what President Hennessy Daniels can do for you! Let's get Cuckoo with Coco for Memorial Day my cocomunity! Music:...
About this show
Come and hang out and maybe have a few laughs at my expense. This podcast doesn't have a focus other than to speak on things that I see or hear about on a daily basis. I think that a lot of these topics are relatable and I hope that my audience will appreciate the subtle comedy. I also hope that I can make someone's day brighter just by listening. I appreciate feedback as well as any topics you the listener would like discussed.
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Corinne
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