The Real Brain Tool Show

.store brand too tight bitch .Flatus wear, just for your fanny .cereal shitter? not a new phenomenon!  

.he went to Antarctica, but we remain. .the horseshoe Porta potty debacle.  .I'm a mermaid, and you can't stop me. .here's your butt plug back, thanks but no thanks! 

.death on very slow wheels. .a new meaning for ordering parts. .sorry man, we just had to! .no, it not cockblocking. 

.Rob the Brain, ghosted! .Buffalo Tool met his match! .Bagpuss blow a dummy! .Trees and trains and a bunch of cats 

.the adventure of Rob the H. .stop looking at my bellybutton. .hey, the hole is working as advertised. 

. don't do that in church. . would stop your banging . oh great! zero star rating 

.oh no Buffalo Tool, try again! .Get out of my dinner pot! .homemade Brazilian cinema, it's a Brazilian!  

.the bike that struck me... .Honey, we have a 62 year old  problem! .the day the music died. 

the bees, oh the bees... . killer pumpkin on the lose. . My mom from beyond the grave

a fan wrote the show, Bugpuss becomes an English professor, the keys of the van.  .1 teacher without class, but smells like ass.  .2 excuse me, but I have to pee. 

1. burgers, suspenders and toilet paper  ? 2. the Disney thief was wet with flaps! 3. my dog is tripping, the FBI high!   

on this episode: . ping pong in my mouth? . a matter of life and death. . why you ditching slug!

on this episode: . the cobbler that don't fix shoes.  . the $400 birthday party. . be careful how you sleep with me.

on this episode: . not showing off my python! . storm of denial. . bare with me, while I brake in for strawberry ice-cream   

on this episode: . I'm no longer welcome, nor do I got mail!  . Help is on the way, once I find my keys. . oh please don't sneeze, it sounds like a tease. 

on this episode: we stew and sweat out the punishment and try to cool off with a psycho...! nuclear wasps, but they's safe or whatever that means! the cheesy rat brawl, no pizza's were harmed thankfully.   

on this episode: my laundry is done, Bagpuss gets ready for war and Buffalo Tool dive deep in Chahoowa hoowa.

yes just as the title suggests, how to train your penis is a thing,  and the valentine day mess that made no sense, only to scam you!  

on this episode we apologize, mummy cents, and the idea that never became the thing that it is.  

the intro music is composed, recorded, and produced by Mark Mendoza  on this episode:  the USPS reviles a new jeopardizing STAMP. Inmates have a rat issue, and to no avail.  did you know that cocaine float?

on this episode: The bad neighbor next door is not what you think. students are actually confused at Miami U. Guinness record broken by cat. 

intro music is composed, recorded and produced by Mark Mendoza    on this episode :  the poop cube is real. the ride that zipped it. Rats can drive, here's the proof. the Macaque monkey are not so mean. 

on this episode we discuss: a chef that made chicken look at customers is a very creative way. the true and fascinating story of a outlaw named Elmer (no its not what you think) Canadians arguing over the name of a street and the solution is a problem.    

the three buffoons are trying to figure out the mysteries of mother nature through news about the animal kingdom's behavior. no surprise here! they have yet to understand the world around them as they banter the night away.     

we did a lot of things