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The Real Professional Podcast

by Jackie Cheng

Comedy

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Episodes

  1. Real Professional Podcast Ep 30: Nothing's Changed, Folks!

    We've been on sabbatical and things are looking good!... Kinda... Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash... Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!

  2. Real Professional Podcast Ep 29: Octopus Pimps and Valentines

    Jess teaches us about fish-punching octupus, and the flaws with bra-burning... Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!

  3. Real Professional Podcast Ep 28: So Obsessed,...

    Jessica's mom might be an evil raptor, and Jess's armpits are the only things that will save the day!... We're totally fine, guys... Jessica Stern: IG: @Hustlingigglez

  4. Real Professional Podcast Ep 27: The Lost Thanksgiving Episode

    Jackie and Jess recording in person after Thanksgiving 2020, but Jackie took her damn time editing, so here we are, sugarplums...

  5. Real Professional Podcast Ep 26: Jess is a Mega-Potato... & "Choices"...

    The episode about choices... but strayed into some odd territory, such as Jess becoming a Beatboxing Armadillo, and a Fluffy and Flexible Pokemon... Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries

  6. Real Professional Podcast Ep 25: Jess Should Do Foot Porn, Right?

    The country is still in the middle of Covid, Jackie tries to convince Jess to start a OnlyFans page to display her sexy-ass feet, and Jess receives an anonymous voicemail from an obsessive stalker... But how nice to feel wanted, right?

  7. Real Professional Podcast Ep 24: Fire in Sinks

    Ariana is not a drifter. Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki. Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.

  8. Real Professional Podcast Ep 23: Nobody Asked

    Jackie is okay... Well, she's physically okay. Thank you to everyone who has reached out. Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!

  9. Real Professional Podcast Ep 22: Corona's Not Just A Beer, People...

    Jackie and Jessica derail while dealing with cabin fever. We have no idea where this episode landed. Enjoy!

  10. Real Professional Podcast Ep 21: Don't Date Komodo Dragons

    Jessica's not a "cat lady",... yet. Jackie's new body loves America. And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.

  11. Real Professional Podcast Ep 20: Jess's Tonsils Are Gone & She Hates U2

    Jess and I are back after a LONG break. Things are still terrible. No worries.

  12. Real Professional Podcast Ep 19: Jess Still Has Her Tonsils

    Jess expects the worst, but hopes for the best. Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!

  13. Real Professional Podcast Ep 18: Jackie & Jessica Get Ready for CUFFING SEASON!!!

    Recorded On: Wednesday, September 18, 2019 Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season. Jessica needs surgery. Jackie might have a stalker. And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.

  14. Real Professional Podcast Ep 17: Jessica is Medium & Not Gay

    Jackie hates Grease 2, Jessica misses pizza and has her breasts negotiated. Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story. Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail! Jessica Stern IG: @hustlingigglez Jackie Cheng IG:...

  15. Real Professional Podcast Ep 16: Jackie's Face is Exploding

    Jackie's face looks like a bubble, she ghosts a dude who loves gifs, and she fantasizes about the eating buddy of her dreams...

  16. Real Professional Podcast Ep 15: It's Jackie's Birthday!

    Jackie recaps on her birthday weekend, thirst-trap photos and talks about her fitness journey on the keto diet. No guest this week, guys!

  17. Real Professional Podcast Ep 14: Jessica Is More Than A Drum

    Jackie and Jessica read each other's horiscope, Jessica forces our listeners to have sex, and Jackie and Jessica talk about their future "Trish" and "Gloria". Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.

  18. Real Professional Podcast Ep 13: Jessica Flushes the Toilet

    Jess is having fun on Bumble, Jackie finally gets the Nexplanon out of her arm, and Jess ends the night with an edible...

  19. Real Professional Podcast Ep 12: Jessica's Not Bitter At All, Guys...

    Jackie's date stood her up, and Jessica rants about her past men and... body lotion. Jackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto. #WheresMyVagina

  20. Real Professional Podcast Ep 11: Jessica Flips Chicken

    Jess does some chores around the house, and Jackie is being followed by random wives. Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast! Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and Post Game Report Podcast

  21. Real Professional Podcast Ep 10: Happy Belated Birthday, Jessica!

    Jessica had an amazing birthday! And Jackie's bipolar! YAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

  22. Real Professional Podcast Ep 9: Collab with LGBT Chat & Jen Kay

    Aida and I trick Jen into being a guest on this episode, and I lower the integrity and quality of the LGBT Chat Podcast... Listen to the edited version of this episode on the LGBT Chat Podcast with Aida Ramirez!

  23. Real Professional Podcast Ep 8: Jessica Stern Loves Murder & Love

    Jessica plans out romantic murders, Nexplanon is ruining Jackie's life, and Jessica finally stops wearing bike shorts.

  24. The Real Professional Podcast Ep 7: Jackie Refuses to Edit Out Dead Air

    Jackie has resorted to forcing men to date her, Jessica has found love, and Jackie refuses to edit out dead air. #TheMuskMadeMeDoIt #ICantControlSpace

  25. The Real Professional Podcast Ep 6: Jessica Stern Takes a Bath

    We join Jessica while she takes a bath and Jackie and Jessica talk about bath bombs for men. #SmellLikeSuccessBeefJerkyAndTits MAN BOMBS! Jess also does some ASMR... "Welcome to the Quiet Storm"... Oh, and Ariana Grande's dumb Japanese BBQ tattoo...

  26. The Real Professional Podcast Ep 5: Jessica Stern Eats A Sandwich

    Jessica is high as fuck and talks about fucking aliens. That's it.

  27. The Real Professional Podcast Ep 4: Jessica Stern is Gay for Cows

    #GayForCows Jessica thinks semen's a dairy product, goes to a "rock bar", and reports that there are "Jews out there". Apologies to Android users in advance. We like you, Brandon. We do. We also come up with an idea for a dating app where you catch dates like Pokemon... We're pretty genius.

  28. The Real Professional Podcast Ep 3: Paola Dattner

    Getting older, Vaping's gay, Peanut allergy shouldn't exist and Dating sucks

  29. The Real Professional Podcast Ep 2: Jessica Stern

    Jackie and Comedian, Jessica Stern channel their favorite Drag Queens, Trixie Mattel and Katya. They also discuss reasons they're both single and why dinosaurs deserve equal pay. Jessica Stern IG: @HustlinGigglez

  30. The Real Professional Podcast Ep1: 2 Lesbians & an Asian...

    First episode of the "Real Professional Podcast" Guests: Kathy Arnold & Jen Kay Shoutout to: Ryan Hickey Jackie's milkshake brings the boys to her basement apartment, Kathy drank too much tequila and we think Jen might actually be homeless.

About this show

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Hosted by

Jackie Cheng

Categories

Comedy

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does The Real Professional Podcast have?

The Real Professional Podcast has 30 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on May 19, 2022.

What is The Real Professional Podcast about?

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How often does The Real Professional Podcast release new episodes?

The Real Professional Podcast publishes about every 47 days, based on its 30 episodes since August 2018.

Who hosts The Real Professional Podcast?

The Real Professional Podcast is created and hosted by Jackie Cheng.
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