The Real Tea

Sarah and Josh discuss Black Ops 2 Zombies, gas, lactose intolerance, inclement weather, saving loved ones, fish sandwiches, Reubens, tornado movies, microdosing, airplanes, multi-generational households, Hey Arnold, "best by" dates, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss various cultures, real estate, guiding clients, googling stuff, contractors, sewer lines, inspections, bad Realtors, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss keeping it 100, lender videos, food trucks, veganism, smelling salts, ADHD, rewarding behaviors, Sing, bullying, skepticism, parenting, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss AI making commercials, listing descriptions, mammal births, Slow Punk'd, gaslighting, offensive terms changing over time, Realtors struggling in the market, working with investors, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss AI deepfake videos, social media, generational gaps, garages, feminism, poop, furniture, Genghis Khan, sugar daddies, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Taylor Swift, the correct pronunciation of "Kelce", human existence, Donald Trump, John Mulaney, declawing cats, gender identity, public schools, encyclopedias, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Taylor Swift, Vontae Davis, billionaires blowing themselves up, basketball, customer service, homeless people, Zootopia, windshield washer fluid, human centipede, peeing in pools, manic people, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss high school band, bullying, evolution, John Mayer, tchotchkes, the internet, the political season, Starbucks, fifth third bank, the Baader-Meinhof effect, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss sauces, Rueben sandwiches, menial jobs, Penn Station, bidets, memes, gifs, copypasta, Diddy, horror movie trailers, zoos, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss "poppers", South Park, Supernatural, sticky boo boo, anxiety, hot dogs, Wendy's, Jewish names, Christmas, violence as an answer, baby kneecaps, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Bobby Kennedy, the dying lady, beauticians for corpses, personality tests, drive thru voice, Temu, e-commerce, Tiger King, Grizzly Man, Luciver, self-control as a destructive habit, and the presidential debate!

Sarah and Josh discuss male hobbies and email accounts, ADD vs ADHD, inner monologues, "Something Happened", asking people questions, Jeep ducks, confidence vs comfortability, the housing market, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Uranus chocolate, hoarders, explaining the internet to older people, "The Traitors", vikings, "Don't Look Up", what we would have been like if we lived a long time ago, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss their favorite carnival foods, communism, how drugs affect people differently, face blindness, mental math, how to pronounce "extravaganza", Jeff Bezos, Santa, food deserts, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss how AI is tricking the elder generation, death row inmates, messing with other professionals, alcohol, dementia, dolphins, deep fakes, the Saw movies, if candy is actually used for child abduction, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss theft, Von Maur, feeling old, the Vatican, letters from home, ADHD flare ups, flow states, executive disfunction, Boolean logic, pool passes, and more!

Sarah and Josh talk about Schrodinger's cat, selecting hot dogs, nuanced opinions, child rearing, politics, legalizing marijuana, the extinction of cigarettes, dark parts in family movies, reading Twilight in church, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss the NFL draft, vendor quotes, idiotic realtors, the secret life of octopode, fantasy football, changing flat tires, bipedal gorillas, geese, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss new construction homes, sentient DNA, solipsism, the Office, the new Fallout show, how we conduct ourselves in public, Costco, Hotel Rwanda, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss door to door salespeople, if we still need to know how to read, talking to kids about death, chiropractors, static vs dynamic characters, nihilism, victim complexes, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Josh's racial ambiguity, hardest internet laughs, when things seem to good to be true, New York, cereal, Eric Andre, Al Gore, Twilight, P Diddy, autism, babies, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss buyers' agents, Boomers, the National Inquirer, Youtube, the Matrix, Bachan's Japanese Barbeque sauce, September 11th, homeless people, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss the plight of women, homeless people, moon cycles, patent vs latent defects, weep holes, ITIN's, algorithms, international foods, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss sewer lines, bad Realtors, offer expirations, lawsuits, Married at First Sight, feminism, The Good Place, school shootings, spam calls/messages, marketing, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss a viral feud with McDonalds, Parks and Rec, reality tv, various business ideas, churches, chipmunks, holding in flatulence, and Josh getting old and grumpy!

Sarah and Josh discuss bulls**t blowoffs, murder investigation, missed appointments, when clients lie, dabbing, the definition of a broker, Kobayashi, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss crazy For Sale By Owner's, private agent remarks, grooming clients, Realtors on social media, lead generation, old headshots, and the Hulu original movie "Self Reliance"

Sarah and Josh discuss Sarah's unhealthy amount of IDGAF, handrails, when your clients lie to you, solving a murder, why businesses raise their prices when sales are down, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, how people wipe their butts differently, shrimp, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss fantasy football (sorta), Shane Gillis's new Netflix special, becoming conservative, getting kicked off the school bus for bad behavior, how height may play a role in demeanor, a trip to Lambert's, bullying, 9/11, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss pontoon boats, getting the team together, Skittles, taking off the training wheels, condo associations, mean energy, The Price is Right Listing Agreements, AVM's and how misleading they can be, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss how the world's always about to end, the Barbie movie, gender roles, rigged American Idol voting, parent-child relationships, bravado from home sellers, setting good expectations, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Josh's celebrity moment, Sarah's low point in life, pregnancy tests, Sam's Club, Josh's bout with gout, wishing you could tell a client "I told you so", Jeffrey Dahmer's 2-bedroom apartment, trustworthiness, The Rathskellar, anxieties, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss Josh's computer dying, geographical confusion, why MIBOR sucks, behaviors of smokers, therapists, choosing a career, appropriate length of vacation, international trips, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss inspection responses, Norm Macdonald, Good Will Hunting, laundromats, Homesnap, Craigslist's missed connections, 1 bed and 1 bath houses, 5-year-old excuses, hoarding vs not hoarding, and new cold case shows on Netflix!

Sarah and Josh discuss the mountain of paperwork for buyers in NC, a recent robbery, the r-word, agents who want to call and talk about everything, people with trust issues, the Catholic church, Ru Paul's Drag Race, AGT, Borat, the Amazing Jonathan, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss teachers having vendettas, Parks & Rec, I Heart Huckabees, Bert Kreischer, political leanings, shitting on Kansas, adding "tucky" to the end of town names, spousal tolerance levels, South Park, Jack Handey, the game of Life, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss scary moments in real estate, religious FSBO's, building rapport with buyers, narcissism, Josh's experience at a Which Wich, inaccurate settlement statements, other agents hating on our business model, and indicators that maybe your Realtor isn't the greatest!

Sarah, Josh, and Daniel get together for our first in-person episode! We discuss Daniel's mini farm, the lifespan of tortoises, adopting and fostering kids, 90 Day Fiancee, the code of ethics, mock trials, shoplifting, ways people learn, careers now vs yesteryear, home inspections, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss how to tell when it's a good time to buy or sell real estate, cold cases, Nelson Mandela, Rick and Morty, mold remediation, defects, lead paint, escalation clauses used to lowball an offer, nervous Realtors, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss the infamous and overused "It's gonna be May" meme, upcoming White Stag agent reviews, Sarah getting recruited, "I Survived a Crime" on Netflix, furniture shopping, a vacuum repair shop,  picky eating, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss how homeless people are kind of like geese, Sarah's bout with coronavirus last week, Josh going "viral" on Tik Tok, how your attire can make you more or less approachable, not caring what people think about you, "The Alpinist", and a societal victim complex.

Sarah and Josh discuss Sarah's status as a social media celebrity, indoor smoking, The Truman Show, being a stick in the mud, Sarah's college experience at ATM, cartography, how social pressure keeps Josh from soiling himself, donating to the troops, a psychopathic real estate agent, and living in an overly litigious society!

Josh and Sarah and guest Lou Schaefer discuss nepotism, nature vs nurture for Karen'ing, sharpening vs honing, leaving reviews for businesses, social media (like always), and the Secret Service!

Sarah and Josh discuss social media, Kanye West, hooking as a profession, dog food, the word "gordita", Chef Neville, guns in cars, the Josh McNary story, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, lockboxes, and booking showing tours!

Sarah and Josh discuss Rick and Morty, coddiwompling, computer coding, self-employment, regulars from old jobs, social media over the years, the Baja men, chewy ice, Miss March, online schooling, and more!

Sarah, Josh, and special guest Jeremy Miller discuss selling skateboards, hating school, building self-worth through relationships, mental healthy, the constant barrage of advertisements and whether they're effective or not, RDF (Resting Douche Face), brain chemicals, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss eyebrow threading, microblading, witch hazel, antitrust legislation, things Sarah's momma has said, inspection responses, turnover rates in real estate, learning French, and more!

Sarah, Josh, and special guest Austin discuss college education, federalists vs anti-federalists, dolls, Better Help, transaction coordinators, email organization, ADHD and procrastination, Ren & Stimpy, Womansplaining, and more!

Sarah and Josh are joined by guest Mabel! Topics include spoiler alerts galore, how White Stag got it's name, the movie "Parasite", how much everyone likes to see Saw, hispanic coworkers, Rule 34, Kobayashi, MIBOR, tennis quotes, flat earth, solipsism, and more!

Sarah and Josh discuss murder houses, hoarder houses, catheters, being a professional with kids versus without, fast food jobs, cabbage, conspiracy theories, and atomic structure!