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The Real Toke Signals

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Welcome to the Toke Signals podcast! We like to get high and tell high stories! We just chill, have a smoke session and just talk about whatever. Come join the session and spark one up with us! 😤💨💨👌👌

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Episodes

  1. Baked Not Fried

    Welcome back, Tokers! Baked or fried? That is the question.... We got our resident alien advisor Jo and her sister Jane back on to discuss all the new alien discosure thats come out! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC!...

  2. What did he do!?!

    Welcome back, Tokers! The gangs all here and we're trying to fogure out just what exactly did this guy do to lady to get her so fired up she tried to run him over infront of the police!? All that and more on this episode of your favorite "education" potcast! We hope you enjoy the episode and as...

  3. Illumi-Nice!

    Welcome back, Tokers! No description for you! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS EDUCATIONAL POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC!! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU!!

  4. Mystery Meat

    Welcome back, Tokers! Please enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU!

  5. It's been a minute

    Hey, Tokers! Weeeeee're baaaaack!! We took a little break due to it being hotter than Satan's buns outside! Lot's of stuff to discuss so stop reading this and press play! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC!! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️…

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  6. Toke Signals: Brand New Day

    Welcome back, Tokers! it's just Thomas and I today and we discuss everything from new movies and conspiracy theories and everything in between! We hope enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU #The2Time #AwardWinning...

  7. Little Toke In The Den

    Welcome back, Tokers! It's just Thomas and I on today's episode, and we had a chance to record in a "special" place! We discussed some conspiracy theory stuff and a little bit about the new UAP files dropped by the government these last couple. Grab your tinfoil hat and something to toke! We hope...

  8. Lost on Kaw Lake: A Christmas in July story

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a great episode for you today. We down a couple of people, but we gained 2 others to fill the spots while they were out. Josh and Heather join us today and we had a blast talking about old stories from our dumb adolescent days. Grab something to light up and lets take…

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  9. It's alright to bird watch: Swiggers and Swallows

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a special episode for you today! We had our buddy Josh and his wife Heather on the pod this week. This episode is wild, so no more reading just press play and lets get into it! Also, check out Truckers Against Trafficking(T.A.T.) at https://tatnonprofit.org/ We hope…

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  10. Tokesclosure Day

    Welcome back, Tokers! We took a little summer break for the Grayhorse dances and life in general, but we're back now! Today is Tokesclosure Day! We got our resident alien and all things disclosed expert Jo Sholl back on to talk about the new Spielberg movie "Disclosure Day" and a whole bunch of...

  11. Manny "The Granny" McGwire

    Welcome back, Tokers! With the NBA championships coming up and this brutal street fight of a series between OKC & The Spurs playing out right now, we had to have some Thunder talk! We also discuss the orgins of the granny shot and the guy who changed everything for the game of basketball! lace up...

  12. A HIGHstory Lesson

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a great episode for you today! Come hear a tale of secret football games, huge wagers, and even Pistol Pete makes a guest appearance with Pretty Boy Floyd! It's a WILD story that one day will make a great movie! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS…

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  13. Supper-time NDNs

    Welcome back, Tokers! This was a fun episode, so don't worry about some clever bio! Just press play! We hope you enjoy the episode and, as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU! #The2Time #AwardWinning #Comedy #Educational #Podcast

  14. 1st of tha mooonth!

    Wake up! wake up! wake up! It's the first of the mooooonth!! Welcome back, Tokers!! We got a good one for you today! From current events to conspiracy theories, we covered a lot in this one. Grab some to toke and let's get this party started! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS...

  15. Rise of the Rez-Oculus!

    Welcome back, Tokers! Happy late 4/20 to all those who celebrated! Hope it was a fun and safe time. We got a good one for you today. We find out we have an inventor in our midst! Come hear about Isaiah's bewest invention that will soon revolutionize the at-home gaming experience! We discus night…

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  16. Laketapus vs. Aarr Gar

    Welcome back, Tokers! We're going back to Kaw Lake! We've added a new twist to an old movie idea We've been working on for a while now. That plus all the current news and conspiracies theroies that's been going on this last week. Grab your life preserves and your waterproof flower containers, you...

  17. Down with the hunchin'

    Welcome back, Tokers! Dont mind the provacative title, we got to talking about the Netflix show "Love Is Blind" and somehow made up our own love connection show. We talked about alot on this episode so light up, press play and lets gooo! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST…

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  18. Vaya con Dios, Carlos

    Welcome back, Tokers! If you didn't believe we're in the end times, you should now! It looks like God called his strongest warrior home to lead his battle! In this episode, We discuss Chuck's new role in heaven and the recent Afroman trial. Grab something to toke and let's get this party started!...

  19. Suns out Rockets out: Spring Break '26

    Welcome back, Tokers! It's spring break and seems to be the perfect weather....FOR WAR! We talked about alot on this one! Grab something to smoke and let's get this party started! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC!...

  20. It's Punk Rock to be kind!

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a full house today and boooy we talked about alot! With so much hate out there right now, we just wanted to remind y'all It's punk rock to be kind! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️...

  21. Welcome To The Machine

    Welcome back, Tokers! We have our resident alien advisor Jo back on today to talk about all the crazy new disclosure stuff going on and those pesky Epstein files that seem to NOT be going away! 😅👌🏽 Grab your tinfoil hat, something to smoke, and let's go to the moon! #The2Time #AwardWinning...

  22. C*caine Kumite

    Welcome back, friends! We got a lot to talk about today! From creepy creeps to creating a new "olympics"! Grab something to toke, and keep your Duxs up! The Kumite is about to start! #The2Time #AwardWinning #Comedy #Educational #Podcast

  23. That darn rabbit!

    Welcome back, Tokers! The whole gang is here on this episode and we've got a lot to talk about. So come on in, grab a seat and enjoy your THC however you choose! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS PODCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU!...

  24. The Toke Signals Halftime Show

    Welcome back, Tokers! Today we discuss to upcoming big game halftime show Controversy goin on and the climate that's brewing because of all the tension in our country. We of course have to talk about some conspiracy theories to go along with that. Throw in some movie talk to round it all out, lol...

  25. Nu-Metal, Old Stories

    Welcome back! This was a random episode Thomas and I did on 12/23/25, just talkin music, tellin old concert stories and talkin about random things! We hope you enjoy the episode and, as always: THIS PODCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU!! #NUMETALRULES...

  26. 7 Seconds!

    Welcome back! We got another awesome episode for you today! We talked about the current state of the world and the recent events that have taken place and discussed a new "E.L.E." that is supposed to happen later this year! Grab something to toke and let's get this party started! We hope you…

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  27. Chilocco Things

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a good one for you today. We discussed the recent series finale of the hit show Stranger Things! Ya know the important stuff! We also talked about the wild story of the Montauk Project(the one that Stranger Things is based on). We break down "Conformity Gate" and how...

  28. Eerrbody in the Clurb goin to Epstein's

    Welcome back and HAPPY NEW YEAR!! The dumpster fire called 2025 has came and gone and heres hoping this year isnt any worse...😅👍🏽 We got a good one to start off the new year! Yhe whole crew is here and we cover alot! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS PODCAST IS MEANT TO BE...

  29. Definitely a Christmas episode

    Welcome back! We got the whole gang back together for our day after Christmas special! We hope you all had a very merry Christmas with family and friends and gearing up for the New Years! We got a good one for you to kill time while you clean up or just need a break from that one Uncle who keeps...

  30. THEY'RE NOT CAKE!!

    Welcome back! A couple of years ago some scientists came out and said they found mummies that had weird elongated heads and 3 long toes and fingers. Many dismissed them as fake, but we here at Toke Signals asked the hard-hitting question "Are aliens cake?" Come find out what 2 years of research…

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  31. The J.Lo Telescope

    Welcome back, Tokers! Today we discuss two of the hottest topics of today Diddy and Disclosure! We talk about the new Netflix doc executive prodcuced by Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson "Sean Combs: The Reckoning" and basically learn to never ever ever cross 50 Cent! also we talk some recent alien news.…

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  32. Rural Legends

    Welcome back, Tokers! **Clever bio** We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU

  33. Imma Bill Hader

    Welcome back, Tokers! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! #Tulsa #BillHader #The2Time #AwardWinning #4TwentyFriendly #Comedy #Podcast #TokeSignalsPodcast #KeepThemDokesClean #Peace

  34. Dr. Derry

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a good one for you today! We discussed the new HBO series IT:Welcome to Derry. Spoiler, we all love it! We also talked about a new documentary, on HBO as well, called Country Doctor. It's center on a small town doctor we all grew up with in The Fax! Alot of "I know...

  35. Campfire Stories w/ Devon The Dad

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a special treat for you today! We got the return Kawasaki Kyle himself back on the pod! Devon the Dad, formerly of "Let's get weird" is back hang out by the campfire. We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY…

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  36. The Snappining

    Welcome back, Tokers! This was recorded on Devil's Night. We had a spooky fun time talking about scary stuff that goes bump in the night! I recommend some Ghost Train Haze for this episode! We hope you enjoy and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC!…

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  37. Doughnuts & Disclosure

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN, TOKERS!! It's just Sir Thomas and me today, and we had a great discussion about some recent UAP disclosure and all the craziness goin on around the world, all while smokin on some doughnuts! Grab a bearclaw and something to toke and hit that play button! We hope you enjoy the...

  38. The Best of Butt Rock!

    Welcome back, Tokers! Get ready for the ultimate compilation of some of the best music from one of the greatest genres of music to ever tickle our ear drums!! BUTT ROCK!!! We may have never made it as a blind man, but we definitely can take you higher!! Grab something to toke and fire up that old...

  39. Too Fat for Cameras

    Welcome back, Tokers! We had some technical difficulties getting this episode to load...cuz it's too good! Sources?.....Trust me, bro! 😎👌🏽 We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎✌🏽 THANK YOU #toofFaforCamera...

  40. Buttered Sausage

    Welcome back, Tokers! Hopefully you're not reading this cuz if you are...that probably means you missed the "rapture" 😅👌🏽 This was set up to come out automatically in case we got beamed up. Our goal is to make your transition into the apocalypse as easy as possible! For a special treat, we got…

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  41. NickelSteak

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a crazy episode for you today. We discuss everything from how crazy it gets around the bird bath to passin out nickelsteaks on the cheap with extra sizzle! We had some special guests show up on this episode too, see if you spot when they show up! Spark something up…

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  42. Gar Brooks

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a whale of a tale for y'all today! We created a new classification of Hurricanes, made the "killer gar" lore a little bigger, and talked about how Isaiah could possibly be a vampire's potent edible for a price...😅 And of course we discuss the absolute craziness that...

  43. Bob Wasp and the Juggling Eagles

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a good one for you today! We discussed the re-awakening of my love for guitar again and how we all knew a kid who always wore a jacket all the time and never had a shirt on under it. Come find out why Juggling Eagle cant go into battle anymore, but can converse with...

  44. Hard Times!

    Welcome back, Tokers! We're back with another amazing episode! We hear Isaiah tell his near death experience and how his spirit got curbed stomped in a dirty bathroom, to the absolute insanity that happened 2 weeks ago at small independent wrestling show, and how a legendary UFC fighter's son...

  45. P-Tutin and Trump Daddy

    Welcome back, Tokers! We have a great episode for you today! On this episode we discuss a recent meeting with P-Tutin and Trump Daddy, the military in D.C., and other possibilities of an upcoming war. We also talk about a UFO sighting from 1961 that involves space pancakes and little Italian...

  46. The Adventures of C-PAP & Billy Willy!

    Welcome back, Tokers! This one is jam-packed full of stoney goodness! On this episode, we chat with someone who's NEVER seen the Star Wars franchise and then dive into conspiracy talk about crazy cabals, Octopus, UAPs, and more! Throw in some StoneCo GoBerg and movie talk as well. We also discuss...

  47. Get Yo Wig Right!

    Welcome back, Tokers! We got a great episode for you today! From wigs falling off in WNBA to Big Donnie not wanting to let these Epstein files out. We're talking about it all! buckle up and press play, let's begin! #The2Time #AwardWinning #4TwentyFriendly #Comedy #Podcast #TokeSignalsPodcast...

  48. A dry 86

    Welcome back, Tokers! This heat has had us all in a chokehold, lately! Pull up a seat and cool off with us! We've got a lot to talk about so hit play and let's go! #The2Time #AwardWinning #4TwentyFriendly #Comedy #Podcast #TokeSignalsPodcast #KeepThemDokesClean #Peace

  49. Never Give Steak To A Baby

    Welcome back, Tokers! we have a great episode for you today! We got our resident alien expert Jo Sholl back on to come talk about all the recent alien disclosure going on! Grab your tinfoil hat and some sativa, this ones out there! #Alien #Disclosure #UAP #USO #AsymmetricalDisclosure #The2Time...

  50. Winner Gets A McGregor!

    Welcome back, Tokers! We've got some crazy stories to talk about! Grab something to toke and let's get this sesh going! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always: THIS POTCAST IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED UNDER HEAVY INFLUENCE OF THC! ☁️✌🏽😎☁️ THANK YOU!! #UFCOnTheWhiteHouseLawn #TinFoilHats…

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Welcome to the Toke Signals podcast! We like to get high and tell high stories! We just chill, have a smoke session and just talk about whatever. Come join the session and spark one up with us! 😤💨💨👌👌

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