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The Red Light Library
by The Red Light Library Podcast
A sex-positive erotica review podcast dedicated to giving the coolest, wackiest, weirdest short stories their moment in the spotlight! Tune in each Tuesday to hear us bring the irreverence and comedy necessary to review absurd, wonderful dirty stories.
Episodes
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Desires of the Deep (College of United Monsters Book 1) | Erotica Review
The RLL is now two years old, what better way to celebrate than to review another story by friend of the show C.B. Archer? Join Jarred and Aiya as they walk the prestigious halls of the College of United Monsters, reviewing a delightful short story about monster fuckin'
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My Valentines' Day Ghost | Erotica Review
Join Victoria and Gavin as they discuss what COULD have been a fun romantic story about a hard-working single woman getting her rocks off with a fun ghost friend. Instead we get this confusing hodge-podge of what happens when a horror erotica writer tries to be sweet and fails at it. Content...
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Winter's Kiss (An Erotica Fairytale) | Erotica Review
Do you like fairy tales? Do you like the cold part of the year? Ever wish both of them could be thrown in a blender with some erotica for good measure? Well too bad. Join Jarred and Diane as they thoroughly search through this 50 page tome trying to find, y'know, the porn.
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A Beautiful Murder | Erotica Review
A murder in Thailand, a deadly love triangle, any satisfactory erotic content at all. These are all things A Beautiful Murder promises, then fails to deliver. Join a disappointed Gavin and Jackie as they review a wholly unsatisfiying murder mystery in which nobody is actually murdered. Also the…
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Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man | Erotica Review
We've all thought about it, modeling a little donger onto a gingerbread human effigy for giggles. Well consider this story Jarred and Alicia have reviewed a cautionary tale for how hard that can turf out on you. By the end, if you see something you think is icing, it probably isn't icing. Support...
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A Swinging New Year's Eve | Erotica Review
It's New Years Eve (in the story, see Gavin's explanatation in the cold open) and swinging is in the air. Join hosts Erin and Aiya as they dive into a surprisingly enjoyable story of first-time swingers getting their groove on during New Years festivities. Also something something something ball...
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Wanted: Magician's Assistant: Must be Flexible and Discrete, No Prior Experience Required | Erotica Review
This week we're talkin' magic, but not the kind you see on the Vegas strip. Join Gavin and Erin as they dive deep into a story serving an inherently problematic kink but also features some of the better creative writing we've seen on the show thus far. Also, after almost two years of this damn...
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Office Embarassment | Red Light Rewind
Gavin got engaged! Unfortunately the whole ordeal upset scheduling a bit, pesky real life and all that. In this classic episode a sick Gavin joins Jackie in reviewing a piece from friend of the show Molly Coddles that involves cartoonish weight gain, humiliation, and a healthy amount of…
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Thanksgiving Hot Springs Satyr: An erotic fairytale | Erotica Review
Buckle up for the longest RLL episode yet! Diane and Jarred sink their teeth into an incredibly dense 50 page epic about free love, smells, and a "satyr" who fucks a lot. Thanksgiving isn't really germane to the story, so... that's a bit of a ripoff.
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Shaved by the Billionaire Nightly News Anchor Through My TV on Thanksgiving Day | Erotica Review
Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all though the house, Gavin lost the motivation to finish the rhyme. What better way to celebrate a holiday based on genocide than to review a wacky erotica about a pregnant woman getting shaved by an omnipotent news anchor? Stick around for the end where...
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How Many Dukes Can I take? (Historical Regency Bisexual Menage Threesome Romance) | Erotica Review
What better way to welcome in the cold days of winter than to cuddle up with a saucy Regency sex romp? Well too fucking bad, we're reviewing How Many Dukes Can I Take? Join Gavin and Bridge as they bumble around this somewhat incestuous and very bisexual tale about a husband taking the most…
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Excorcists Get Tickled! (POV Femdom Tickling Erotica) | Erotica Review
What better way to celebrate Halloween than reviewing a porn book about a sassy demon that tickles the reader? Oh did we mention it's in second person and gender neutral? Yeah, it is. Join Jarred, Gavin, and Erin as they go on an adventure into tickling and demonic fun. Also there's a super bonus...
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The Sexorcist: Sexually Transmitted Demon (Father Frey Book 1) | Erotica Review
Diane and Aiya team up to review a story about Father Frey, a very big boy tasked with exorcising a demon from Charity Case's husband so that they can have sex again. The states are HIGH in this one, if you couldn't tell. Buckle in for some of the most buck-wild terminology and events that have...
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Reaped: When Death Comes | Erotica Review
Who knew a story about dying from masturbating and then fucking the Grim Reaper so good you get to live again would end up being a disappointing, problematic mess? Join Erin and Victoria as they explore the mess that is Reaped: When Death Comes.
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Don't Walk Down Fourth Street With A Trombone: Spooky Erotica | Erotica Review
Grab a cup of coffee and get disappointed because there will be no dooting this episode. No spooky scary skeletons in the least, just some pretentious dude from PA writing Literary Fiction and disguising it as "erotica." Join Jarred and Gavin as they try to make sense of this story about a dude...
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Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte | Erotica Review
It's time to latte up and join Aiya and Alicia as they take a trip to a magical two-story Starbucks in which this erotica's protagonist loses all sense of reality "having sex" with a PSL. Then a threesome happens. Yeah. Also, fair warning, the actual worst neighbors in the world decided to have a...
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Alien Love (Abducted By Aliens Series Book 1) | Erotica Review
Blast off together with brand new librarian Diane as she and Gavin try to wrap their hands around a free alien abduction erotica that has very little abduction and lots of confusing word choices. Hope you didn't have a particularly fond attachment to the word "cavity" before listening to this.
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Someone to Cuttle (Gay Cuttlefish Shapeshifter Erotica) | Erotica Review
Jarred joins the ranks of the RLL with a decidedly tropical first outing. Grab your snorkle gear and most flattering swim suit as we head down to the beaches of Austrailia (maybe?) and get hit on by a cephalopod. Also there's some sex and as usual Amazon are absolute cowards when it comes to...
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Taken by the Minotaur Herd: A Virgin's Discovery (Dark Fantasy, Menage) | Erotica Review
Don't have a cow, have half of one in this week's episode as monster fucking expert Erin Kyan joins librarian Gavin in reviewing a story about an amateur archeologist getting kidnapped by a herd of minotaurs. Well, they're as minotaur as they can be without violating Amazon's puritanical erotica...
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Knead: Making Pizza's Never Been Sexier | Erotica Review
New librarian Aiya takes Gavin on a-spicy journey into pizza making as a fanfic-writing author lusts after her sexy pizza cook neighbor until their sexual tension reaches a breaking point with him deep-throating a slice of bell pepper. No, really, that happens (according to Gavin). For show notes...
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Assassin's Seed | Erotica Review
Brand new librarian Alicia brings Gavin on a journey back to 15th century Paris (which according to this story is chock-full of English accents) to review a story that TOTALLY isn't flirting with copyright infringement against a certain mega-popular Ubisoft game franchise. For full show…
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Yes, Roya | Erotica Review
Gavin and Victoria have read an erotic comic and it is a hell of a wonderful piece of fiction. Join them as they gush about the fantastic comic Yes, Roya written by C. Spike Trotman and illustrated by Emilee Denich For full show notes/links please head over to redlightlibrarypodcast.wordpress.com!
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Dark Rides: Erotic Disney Theme Park Adventures | Erotica Review
Disney World gets a bit less magical and bit more horny as Gavin and special guest Alice White review Blu Carson's 200 page epic about an author self-insert character getting into a variety of interesting sexcapades inbetween rants about how the park used to be cooler.
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Roll for Initiative / Their Natural 20 | Double Erotica Review
Grab your dice sack and get ready for two vaguely D&D-themed erotica in a first-ever double-review episode! Thanks to Gavin screwing up, he and Victoria accidentally read two different stories, and have decided to embrace the mistake by pitching their reviews to each other! Support The Red Light...
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Pumpin' The Pumpkin (Halloween Erotica) | Erotica Review
Ever carve a pumpkin and think "I need to get my genitals all up in that business"? The protagonist of this story did, for whatever reason. Tune in to hear Gavin in his first solo episode of the RLL try to come to terms with a story so confusing he constructs an elaborate headcanon to have it…
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Melting Her Ice: A First Time Lesbian Romance | Erotica Review
This is the part where I wish I knew enough about hockey to make some sick puns, but I don't so... just imagine I said something super funny involving a double entendre on penalty box. Victoria joins us to discuss a hockey themed erotica that clocks in at 18,000 words and leaves us colder than an...
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Karta Monstra: Hunter's Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 6)
Grab your deck and cradle those balls, it's time to review another CB Archer piece with Stan! Also there's a five minute intro where I bare my soul a bit and announce the future of the series, if that does anything for ya. It's the "season finale" of Red Light Library! The audio quality is a bit...
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Snow White and the Seven Huntsmen: Grizzly Seduction | Erotica Review
On a very echo-y episode Jackie and Gavin read an actually decent piece of Snow White smut. Too bad it's the beginning of a 7 part series the author NEVER RETURNED TO. We feel outright betrayed. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip jar:...
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Casting Couch Virgins | Erotica Review
Strip down and feel your skin stick to the fake black leather, because we're reviewing a story firmly set in the "fake casting call" porn meme! Jackie returns (finally) for a unique review: She's read the story, Gavin has only consumed it via audiobook... and the audiobook adds a certain special...
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Poke Your Man Go (Gay Pokemon Erotica) | Erotica Review
Stock up on Rare Candy and Pokeballs, it's time to catch 'em all (and by all I mean one) as Victoria and Gavin review a Pokemon Go themed story that's so disappointingly short and unpolished it feels like Pokemon Go on launch day. Zing. Story: Poke Your Man Go – Quinn Dixon (Purchased) Listener...
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Vambrace: Keaton Clarke's Tale | Erotica Review
Don your special sex-headset and log in, Stan and Gavin are discussing an erotica featuring an incredibly sexual and pixellated adventure starring one of the biggest jerks we've seen on this show (don't worry, he gets comeuppance). Story: Vambrace: Keaton Clarke's Tale - CB Archer (Purchased)...
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Dominated By His Ghostly Touch | Erotica Review
There's something in the Holt House that only comes out at night, and it has a biiiiiig 'ole ding-dong. Join Gavin and special guest Victoria as they discuss the problematic adventure of a well-hung 19th century ghost getting down with a spunky property manager. Victoria can be found…
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Announcing The Fourth Journal - A new podcast!
Gavin is now the proud co-host of a new podcast discussing the amazing Disney animated series Gravity Falls. You can find The Fourth Journal on Twitter, on our website, or search "The Fourth Journal" on your favorite podcatching app. Support The Red Light Library Podcast by donating to the tip…
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The Unbirthing Curse | Erotica Review Rewind
It's a blast from the RLL past! Gavin couldn't get a new episode up this week so you get a special treat: A second chance for a review! Join past-Gavin and past-Kaila in a re-mastered and re-edited review of The Unbirthing Curse, a personal favorite of the show for several reasons! CW: pregnancy,...
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A Note from Management
Gavin takes a quick moment as he gets dressed to go out on a Valentine's date (that he might be late for, shiiiiiit) to thank you, the listener. The Red Light Library is a year old, and we couldn't have done it without you.
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The Busty Realtor | Erotica Review
Our hosts have been binge-watching house-hunting shows and wanted to bring their newfound expertise to reviewing a realtor-based erotica. Unfortunately for Gavin and Sam, this busty realtor traps her prey in the first closet they come across, then uses sex as a weapon and gives them a problematic...
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Busted | Erotica Review
CW: balloon play, popping, step-sibling incest, dubcon/noncon It's a problem we've all faced before: you sit down to read a good balloon fetish piece and then suddenly bam, step-sibling incest all up in your face. Join Gavin and Sam as they re-record today's episode after losing an awesome first...
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White Chicks: The Redneck | Erotica Review
CW: group sex, racism, Rustle up some headphones and hop on in the truck with Jackie and Gavin as they explore a surprisingly sober approach to the redneck archetype in an erotica. Except for the weird racist language against the character of Italian descent, that was unexpected. Par for the…
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Ski Lodge Snatches | Erotica Review
Grab your ski poles and then put them right the fuck back down, because we're reading a seven-page story today! This story is so short Gavin is going to go through it scene-by-scene with Sam providing commentary as someone who actually read it beforehand. This is insane, y'all. Story: Ski Lodge...
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Space Pirates | Erotica Review
Hop aboard the least-definied spaceships in fiction as Sam and Gavin blast off to put a lazy sci-fi piece on blast. This episode's a bit short so they're also putting out a second 20-ish minute episode this week, stay tuned! Story: Space Pirates – Zak Black (purchased) Listener Feedback Survey:...
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A Lovely Lesbian Evening in a Ski Lodge | Erotica Review
Tune in to hear Gavin and Sam discuss a lesbian couple who are kinda-sorta kinky but spend most of their time eating cheesecake and performing sex acts that usually are only found in porn directed by straight dudes. Story: A Lovely Lesbian Evening in a Ski Lodge - Emily Vixen (purchased) Listener...
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My Dirty Gym Part 2 | Erotica Review
Time to do some farmer's kegels and push-downs, it's 2018 and time to hit the gym. And by the gym I mean listen to Gavin and Sam review a fundamentally broken story about a trainer who gets flexin' with a vague Asian woman. Story: My Dirty Gym part 2 - Clarissa Price (Purchased) Listener Feedback...
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Bug-Size Boyfriend | Erotica Review
Story: Bug-Size Boyfriend - Mac Rome (Purchased) Twitter: @RedLightLibrary Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/redlightlibrary Audible Affiliate link: audibletrial.com/RLL Music: "Chill Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Star Wars: A Nude Hope: An Erotic Adventure | Erotica Review
Want to have some Star Wars fun but completely avoid spoilers for the new movie? Join Gavin, Sam, Ash, Kaila, and Jackie as they review a book that's been on the back burner since March. It's got poop, it's got Luke/Leia incest, it's got Chewbacca onomatopoeia, it's got Def Leppard. What more…
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I Was Santa's Secret Lover! | Erotica Review
We've moved! Join Gavin (with a cold) and Sam in reviewing yet another sleazy Xmas tale. Continuing the trend of Santa engaging in intercourse with suspiciously young-looking "totally legal" women... here's a story in which St. Nick brings some St Dick to a lady who's lost the Christmas Spirit.
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Santa, Please Pull Out! | Erotica Review
Ho-Ho-Hooooo nooooo... Santa is such a bad guy in this first-person story of Saint Nick ruining the life of an 18 year old girl Gavin adopts a voice so scummy he can't keep it up for entire sentences. It gets weird, folks. Of course, you realized that given we did a 40 minute episode over a story...
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Office Embarrassment | Erotica Review
We return to the Molly Coddles well for another delightfully wacked-out story with inventive language. This time Gavin brings Jackie along for the ride as they review a story of corporate ladder-climbing and farting... lots of farting. Story: Office Embarrassment - Molly Coddles (Free review…
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Online Game | Erotica Review
Stan picks the perfect time to join the show for his first one-on-one review with Gavin: A story so oddly-written they stumble across trans issues handled more ham-fistedly than the infamous April's Fool. Story: Online Game - Sarah Serene (Kindle Unlimited) Twitter: @RedLightLibrary Facebook:...
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The Physical Manifestation of Autumn Turns Me Gay | Erotica Review
In honor of one of the more emotionally-stressful holidays ever, here's a wonderfully fun tingler from the one, the only, Chuck Tingle! Join Gavin (and Jackie over a phone from a remote location) in reviewing this brilliant little piece for a bonus episode :D
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I Got Stuffed Like a Turkey | Erotica Review
Join Sam and Gavin as they review one of the most self-centered protagonists they've come across. It's got twins, it's got DP, it's got more em-dashes than you can shake a stick at -- and it's disappointingly light on Thanksgiving content for a story about Thanksgiving? Story: I Got Stuffed Like…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A sex-positive erotica review podcast dedicated to giving the coolest, wackiest, weirdest short stories their moment in the spotlight! Tune in each Tuesday to hear us bring the irreverence and comedy necessary to review absurd, wonderful dirty stories.
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A sex-positive erotica review podcast dedicated to giving the coolest, wackiest, weirdest short stories their moment in the spotlight! Tune in each Tuesday to hear us bring the irreverence and comedy necessary to review absurd, wonderful dirty stories.
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