The Rewatcher
by Morbid Network
Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.Want more vampy goodness?? Check our first season- The Rewatcher: Buffy The Vampire Slayer! "Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Rewatcher ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus."
Episodes
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True Blood: Burning Down the House (S4E10)
Marntonia's rage is put on hold when Antonia is ashamed of her behavior! Sookie blasts Eric with her fairy jazz hands and grants all of our wishes! Bill and Nan Flannabob butt heads because Bill wants to break out the heavy artillery on the witches. Meanwhile Sookie turns to Jason, Lala & Jesus…
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True Blood: Let's Get Out of Here (S4E9)
Bill offers Sookie blood and there are… sexy consequences. The drama with Mamafayette goes crazy! Meanwhile Tara wants out of the coven, but Marntonia has lost the entire plot with her revenge schemes! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has questions about Sookie’s potential threesome, Mikie’s love…
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True Blood: Spellbound (S4E8)
We pick up where we left off, with Marntonia's coven calling down their wrath upon all vampires in the area, but her efforts prove to be in vain as her expected body count is NOWHERE near her previous numbers! A close call makes Jason forget his bro code, Jessica gets thrown out of two houses…
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True Blood: Cold Grey Light of Dawn (S4E7)
Welp! Marntonia has let Antonia FULLY get behind the wheel and the vampires are losing their damn minds! When she escapes the Compton compound, she threatens to finish what she started hundreds of years ago! The vampires all shelter in place with silver, as daylight approaches. Meanwhile, Jesus &...
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True Blood: I Wish I Was the Moon (S4E6)
Everything we've been hoping for is ruined by c&ck-blocking Bill Compton and we're BIG MAD about it!! He arrests Eric and sets plans in motion to remove him from the chessboard altogether. Arlene's ghost shows herself-- and we think that she's gorgeous and probably offended by the fact that…
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True Blood: Me and the Devil (S4E5)
Eric is having dreams about eating Sookie, but amps up his game to erode her resistance to getting involved with him-- and we ALL get it! Meanwhile, Tommy gets murderous and turns to Sam for help. Jason is physically healed, but is suffering from the trauma of his time in Hotshot. Hoyt can sense...
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True Blood: I'm Alive and On Fire (S4E4)
Eric continues to be pathologically adorbs after injesting a full fairy! Drunk off of her Sunny D-licious blood, he gets the zoomies, challenges crocodiles to fights, and pinches Sookie's butt with reckless abandon. We honestly don't know how she survived this! Jason manages to escape the…
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True Blood: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dying? (S4E3)
Sookie attempts to go against her instincts to help Eric who seems concussed or something! He doesn't know her name, and even more alarming, is kind of being sweet. Pam BEGS Sookie to play babysitter until they are able to fix whatever is wrong with him. Meanwhile, Lala wants to clear his...
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True Blood: You Smell Like Dinner (S4E2)
Reeling from her short rendezvous in the witness protection faerie realm, Sookie continues to be shocked by HOW MUCH has changed. Eric wants her to be HIS, Bill is the freaking king, and everyone is telling her that she's in CRAZY danger if she doesn't accept Eric's offer for protection OR hide…
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True Blood: She's Not There (S4E1)
We're back and we have some notes! We pick up with Sookie getting whisked away to the witness protection faerie realm, and things are not okay: Not for Sookie, not for the other humans in the realm, and CERTAINLY not for us Rewatchers who were thrown by this weird interlude! We get back on track...
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The Relistener: HUSH with Doug Jones!
Today we are relistening to one of our favorite episodes of Season 1 of The Rewatcher when Ash & Alaina sat down with everyone's favorite monster-actor, Doug Jones!!! See you next week when we start the FOURTH SEASON of True Blood!
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True Blood: "Evil Is Going On" (S3E12)
Rewatchers! We have made it to the Season 3 Finale, and we've got a hefty episode to share with you! We start with two hot dogs in the sun-- Russell & Eric. Eric is having hallucinations that is influencing his plans for Russell! Sookie is OVER the vampire of it all they ALL suck, and she's not...
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True Blood: "Fresh Blood" (S3E11)
Bill bamfs to Fangtasia to rescue Sookie, but Pam gets Holistic on his ass. Eric seeks Russell out to put an offer on the table that he is unable to refuse. Lafayette's psyche is broken after his V experience with Jesus. Arlene enlists Holly to help her with her serial murder baby bump. Sam has a...
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The Relistener: Episode 1 of Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth)
Rewatchers! We are revisiting the episode that started it all! Join us in listening to S1:E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Welcome to the Hellmouth! We will be back NEXT WEDNESDAY with an all new episode! See you then!
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True Blood: "I Smell a Rat" (S3E10)
Sookie is less than psyched with the revelation of what she is, and Bill explains why it makes things for Sookie SO MUCH MORE dangerous! Eric comes (in a slutty lil shirt) to say goodbye to Sookie and give a warning. Jason struggles with PTSD and gets honest with Tara. Summer is all horned up and...
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True Blood: "Everything is Broken" (S3E9)
With the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and Jason make a series of unfortunate choices that get multiple hospitalized, and tests their new relationship. Tara gets makes steps to move on...
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True Blood: " Night on the Sun" (S3E8)
With Sookie freshly traumatized by how animalistic (in a bad way) Bill was, we all grab our tissues and brace for a break up! Lafayette continues to be the BEST kind of person to have around after crazy shite, and Alcide worries about leaving Sookie behind when he heads back home. Meanwhile Jason...
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True Blood: Hitting the Ground (S3E7)
Lorena TOTALLY gets why Bill is so obsessed with Sookie and happily nomnomnoms on Sookie's ass much to Bill's dismay. Tara & Alcide escape immediate danger, but worry about loose ends left behind! Eric has an appointment with the Magister, and Jason just wants to get some Crystal! Rewatch, Listen…
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True Blood: I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues (S3E6)
With knowledge of Sookie's sparkly jazz hands, Russell takes Bill & Sookie back to his home. He interrogates Sookie, and orders Lorena to kill Bill. Franklin lets it slip that Sookie is in the house, and Tara formulates a plan. Back in Bon Temps, Lafayette and Jesus' date comes to an abrupt end,...
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True Blood: Trouble (S3E5)
Franklin continues to be an absolute menace, and poor Tara rolls with his mood to stay on his good side. Eric pulls a Hail Mary, but fumbles when the vampire he blames is none other than Russell's newest Sheriff- BILL Compton! But Russell finds out that Bill is LYIN' to him, and is furious…
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True Blood: 9 Crimes (S3E4)
Sookie goes undercover to get intel on Bill's whereabouts and imperils herself in the process. Tara and Franklin's meetcute turns meetTerrifying right quick! Eric apparently smells like the North Sea and isn't insulted about it (question mark?) The Jason pendulum continues to swing! Rewatch…
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True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (S3E3)
Eric throws himself into the fray to protect Sookie from harm, and gets some precious information about Bill's whereabouts. Tara is dickmatized, and Jason is ready to join the fuzz! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash finds a new beau to focus on after utter betrayal, Alaina is treated to multiple...
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True Blood: Beautifully Broken (S3E2)
We're BACK in Bon Temps, and MAN this episode is PACKED with exposition! Sookie is hell bent on chasing every lead, even when it brings her to Eric's Doorstep! Jason starts an arc of redemption, and Tara gets a reality slap from Lafayette. Meanwhile, Bill is being held hostage by the King of...
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True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1)
Rewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we…
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True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12)
We pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of...
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True Blood: Frenzy (S2E11)
With Bill being held hostage by the whims of the Brat Queen, Bon Temps continues to unravel into debauchery! Tara hones in on exploiting Lettie Mae's weakness. Sam calls upon an unlikely ally, and Sookie is drawn back to her house of horrors. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash bares her soul to...
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True Blood: New World In My View (S2E10)
Sookie and Jason are welcomed back to Bon Temps with a bang-- literally! Maxine is not so queenlike, and Jessica has had ENOUGH. Bill gets all bitey when he confronts Maryann to HORRIBLE effect, and Sookie desperately tries to get through to a black eyed, possessed Tara., Rewatch, Listen & Laugh…
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True Blood: I Will Rise Up (S2E9)
Picking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected. Back in Bon Temps, things are…
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True Blood: Timebomb (S2E8)
In one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety! At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!!...
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True Blood: Release Me (S2E7)
With Sookie stuck at Cult Camp: Basement Edition, shit looks BLEAK! Hugo is bitchmade, and sings like a canary to save his own ass FURTHER endangering not only Sookie, but Jason as well!! Back in Bon Temps, Tara is freaked out by the time that she lost and starts to sense something is up when...
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True Blood: Hard-Hearted Hannah (S2E6)
REWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then! Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's...
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True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5)
This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort!...
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True Blood: Shake and Fingerpop (S2E4)
Sookie plays the adorable step mom in this episode, talking Bill into leading Jessica with a gentler hand! They travel to Dallas, and receive an unwelcomed greeting. Meanwhile, Jason gets lured into the Newlin’s close circle, and Tara celebrates her birthday with 100 of her closest strangers!...
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True Blood: Scratches (S2E3)
We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to distance herself from her insufferable boyfriend ends up putting her in the crosshairs of a magical beast that attacks her. Distraught, Bill...
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True Blood: Keep This Party Going (S2E2)
We pick up where we left off last week! Layfayette is in grave peril, but remembers that even though the blood may be synthetic, Royce's ass is magnetic! Sookie attempts to be a cool mom, and Eric gets a makeover! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina basks in Eric's final form, Mikie expresses his...
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True Blood: Nothing But the Blood (S2E1)
Season two is here WITHOUT the months long wait and it is GIVING! Picking up where we left off, everyone is scandalized by the corpse found in Andy's vehicle, but Tara is downright horrified! Sookie gets a double whammy of shocking news, and Jason is just out in these Bon Temps streets joining…
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True Blood: You'll Be the Death of Me (S1E12)
With Jason in the clink, Sookie's dedication to find out who the murderer is renewed, but her outspokenness about what she has discovered puts her in grave danger. Tara has landed herself in a bona fide resort, but is it the Devil in a Sunday hat? Arlene's kids finds some unsettling things in the...
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True Blood: To Love is to Bury (S1E11)
Sookie cozies up to Sam to do some sleuthing to figure out who the murdered girl in her vision was, and has some WILD thoughts about how important she is to Bill. Jason & Amy navigate their relationship issues, and take one last trip. Tara is denied by Lettie Mae, but makes a new influential…
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True Blood: I Don't Want To Know (S1E10)
Sookie reacts correctly to finding Sam naked on the foot of her bed, but spends the rest of the episode acting like an absolute asshole. Tara has her exorcism and slays her demon, but it doesn't stick. Meanwhile, we get a glimpse behind the curtain, and watch as Bill is punished for murdering a...
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True Blood: Plaisir d'amour (S1E9)
The episode starts with a baptism of blood as Sookie gets a front row seat to Vampiricide, and returns home to see another household member found murdered. Tension is high as Bill makes promises that he cannot keep, and Sookie reels from everyone not being truthful with her! Rewatch, Listen &…
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True Blood: The Fourth Man in the Fire (S1E8)
Emotions are running almost as high as Jason & Amy and everyone is messed up! With a fourth coffin at the fire, and Bill NOT back in his hidey hole, cookie fears the worst, as Tara is messed up by the fact that the exorcism seems to have actually WORKED! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash feels alone up...
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True Blood: Burning House of Love (S1E7)
Home Box Office starts off the episode with a literal bang, and ends with one as well! This week, Sookie gets lucky, but remembers her horrific past with Uncle Fartlett. Lettie Mae & Tara deal with their demons, and Jason continues his downward V spiral. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash worries about...
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True Blood: Cold Ground (S1E6)
Bake your tuna casserole and bring it to the Stackhouse residence, because this week we're gathering to mourn Sookie's beloved Gran! Emotions are running almost as High as Jason, and this episode takes you through all of them in a truly beautiful episode! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we all become...
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True Blood: Sparks Fly Out (S1E5)
Sookie decides that Bill is ABSOLUTELY NOT 'QUITE the DOM!' Overwhelmed by his 'you're-o-peein' display last week, she opts for a little distance and perhaps a date with her golden retriever boss! Meanwhile Jason and Lafayette take V and have VERY different experiences! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as...
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True Blood: Escape from Dragon House (S1E4)
This week Jason is suspected of murder, and is taken in for questioning, but things take an unexpectedly hilarious turn when he downs an ENTIRE VIAL of V! Meanwhile, Sookie and Bill head to Fantasia for some recon, in hopes of clearing Jason's name! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash picks her True...
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True Blood: Mine (S1E3)
We pick up where we left off, with our gurl, Sookie in grave danger surrounded by some nasty ass vamps at the Compton Residence! After an INFURIATING encounter that leaves Bill looking like QUITE the SUB, Sookie suddenly isn't so keen on pursuing things with her room temperature vampy gentleman...
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True Blood: The First Taste (S1E2)
After being beaten BRUTALLY by the Ratrays, Sookie has a date with death, quite literally! Saved by Bew Compton, Sookie's infatuation only gets more intense! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash makes a really insightful case for why Sam is a dog, Mikie gets aggressive with his euphemisms, we all...
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True Blood: Strange Love (S1E1)
Rewatchers!!! Welcome to Bon Temps, baby! Ash, Alaina, and Mikie are sinking their teeth into the very first episode of True Blood : “Strange Love.” This week we're introduced to Sookie Stackhouse, the telepathic waitress who’s just trying to serve up burgers and mind her own damn business, but...
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The Final Buffy Episode: A Post Mortem With Tom Lenk
Well, Rewatchers, we've reached the end of the road with our journey through the Hellmouth! It has been such a freaking blast rewatching and chatting with you all! Sure, last week was the series wrap episode, BUT! We HAD to 'carpe diem '(seize that fish, baby!) and have none other than TOM LENK…
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Series Wrap Up!
Rewatchers!!! Thank you for your input on socials!!! This week we all celebrate the completion of Season 1 of the Rewatcher! Join us on a trip down the Hellmouth’s memory lane as we talk about the moments, characters, and quotes that made us love Buffy SO MUCH! Don’t forget to listen next week…
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About this show
Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.Want more vampy goodness?? Check our first season- The Rewatcher: Buffy The Vampire Slayer! "Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Rewatcher ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus."
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