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The Rose Garden
by Holly and Julia
Taking a break from talking all things Bachelor to cover the ABC classic, Desperate Housewives. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rose-garden/support
Episodes
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Bachelor Zach: Hometowns to Proposals
We're catching up episodes 8-11 and all the madness that's been happening since the finale aired in Bachelor Nation. We share some unpopular opinions and breeze through the thing we can all agree on: Zach was dumb.
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Bachelor Zach Eps 6 & 7
Hometowns may have aired but we're still in Estonia and Budapest
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Bachelor Zach Eps 4 & 5: Bahama Drama and London Burning
We're a little behind but the last two weeks had plenty of things to make fun of and critique Zach on.
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Bachelor Zach Eps 1-3: Is it 2010 Again?
We do a lightning episode breezing through the highlights of the first two weeks of the season.
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Bachelor Zach: Cast Bio Breakdown
We're back to judging women on one photo they didn't select and a bio they didn't write but this season there's a twist; We kinda liked a lot of them.
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Desperate Housewives: The Ladies Who Lunch
No one loves gossip more than PTA moms and HOA members, the tea is SPILLING on Wisteria Lane, Barcliff Academy, and the country club.
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Desperate Housewives: Impossible
It's Season 1 episode 15 and Susan is a sucker, Bree is a prude, Lynette is a ball-crusher, and Gaby slaps a teenager.
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Desperate Housewives: Love Is In the Air
After a grueling season of Bachelor in Paradise we are diving back into Desperate Housewives with a Valentine's Day Episode.
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Paradise Episode 9: We're Finally Done
We do a week late reflection on last week's 2-part Finale and Reunion.
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Paradise Episode 8: Philosophy 101
Who'd have thought Bachelor in Paradise would bring us such a philosophical debate as Itching vs. Pain?
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Paradise Ep 7: This episode could have been an email
Nothing happens.
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Paradise Episode 6: Toxic is not Romantic
Who would've thought that the twins would arrive to give us a break from toxic relationships.
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Paradise Episode 5: Stop calling upset women natural disasters.
Kate is playing musical chairs in the men's laps, the beach is reunited, and Aaron is back on his bullshit.
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Paradise Episode 4: Is Michael an Actor?
The mid-season slump is being saved by "The Split" and we're living for the chaos.
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Paradise Episode 3: "Full Moon" means "Butt cheeks"
We cover the shit-show that was this week of Paradise, from Salley to Pizza Pete.
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Paradise Episode 2: Don't Stick Thumbs Up Friend's Butts Without Consent
Aaron and James are here as cross promotion for the new Bros Movie, now in theaters.
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Bachelorettes Finale/Paradise Premier: From Chaos to Intentional Chaos
We're finally able to catch up on that horribly produced finale episode and start diving into this new season of Bachelor in Paradise. It's messy and we have more unpopular opinions than ever before.
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Desperate Housewives: Your Fault
We're taking a break from this Bachelorettes mess and coming to you with season 1 episode 13 of Desperate Housewives where we have THE most shocking MVP of all time.
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Bachelorettes Week 7: Fantasy Suites
We cover the predictable Fantasy Suites Parts 1 & 2 and speculate on all the over-hyped "drama" surrounding this finale.
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Bachelorettes Week 6 & Men Tell All: Corndog D*cks
We're covering the hometowns and the Women Tell All, with some shocking new opinions on the men and some not so shocking opinions.
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Desperate Housewives: Every Day a Little Death
There has been a murder on Wisteria Lane (SHOCKING, I know) and everyone finds a way to make it about them.
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Bachelorettes Weeks 4 & 5: There's Something About Jason
We talk Rachel's reactions, Logans rise and fall, and say goodbye to Nate who may have been a F boy but still looked like a saint compared to the rest.
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Desperate Housewives: Move On
It took until episode 11 but Felicia has entered the chat.
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The Bachelorettes Weeks 2 & 3: Justice for Rambo
We cover episodes 3 and 4 of the absolutely painful yet entertaining Bachelorettes.
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Desperate Housewives: Come Back to Me
An episode full of some of the most memorable scenes in the entire series such as Zach crashing Susan's afternoon delight and Maisy Dom-ing Rex until his heart gives out.
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The Bachelorettes: Night 1, Week 1
We cover both night one and week one of this season of the Bachelorette... S...
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Desperate Housewives: Suspicious Minds
It's time for a fashion show!
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Desperate Housewives: Guilty
One of the most beautifully shot episodes with some of the most memorable scenes in the entire series. We'll forgive them for subliminally fetishizing strangulation.
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The Bachelorettes Rachel and Gabby's Cast Breakdown
Our live and unhinged reactions to the Bachelorettes' horribly written cast bios.
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Desperate Housewives: Anything You Can Do
An episode on competition, drug abuse, and manslaughter.
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Desperate Housewives: Running to Stand Still
Juanita's mission gets derailed when Gaby learns of her "major weakness," Bree talks about scrotums with her therapist over lunch, and a lot of HIPPA violations in season 1 episode 6 of Desperate Housewives.
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Desperate Housewives: Come In, Stranger
BONUS Bachelor content: we discuss our thoughts on the promo for Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette before diving into season 1 episode 5 of Desperate Housewives.
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Desperate Housewives: Who's That Woman?
We discuss Carlos becoming a gay basher, Bree's trip to Topsy Turvey to stop Andrew from seeing t*tties, and sexy car washes in Season 1 Episode 4 of Desperate Housewives.
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Desperate Housewives: Pretty Little Picture
We're discussing Season 1 Episode 3 of Desperate Housewives.
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Desperate Housewives: Ah, But Underneath
We break down Season 1 Episode 2 of Desperate Housewives.
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Desperate Housewives: Pilot
Since we won't be having any new Bachelor seasons any time soon we are going to be breaking down each episode of our other favorite ABC show, Desperate Housewives, starting with the iconic and historic Pilot episode.
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Episode 4: Clayton's New Groove
We finally have time to really sit and talk about the events of Fantasy Suites and that absolutely wild but NOT historic Bachelor finale.
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Clayton Episode 3: No Resumes
We are back for a quick chat about the events that have gone down the last few weeks of this Bachelor season and our predictions on what's to come.
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Clayton Episode 2: I Made Shrimp!
We're back to talk about that backwards episode of the Bachelor.
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Clayton Episode 1: We Hate to Love
We are back after a month to give final thoughts on Michelle's finale and opinions on the first two episodes of this new Bachelor season and unfortunately: we're obsessed.
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Michelle Episode 8: So Many Words to Say Nothing
We managed to rally to talk about the uneventful fantasy suites!
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Michelle Ep 7: Jamie Tells Nothing
An episode some may call "so embarrassing it's entertaining."
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Michelle Ep 6: Tits and Teets
We are back to cover both last week and this weeks hometown episode after a Thanksgiving week away.
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Michelle Ep 5: Wittle Chris Doesn't Wanna Play Vikings
We dive into the best episode of the season by dragging the obvious, relishing in our rightness, and feeling our feels.
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Michelle Ep 4: Stoned Baby
These guys are really living up to our low expectations this week.
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Michelle Ep 3: No More Parables, No More Lies
It has been a week, a day, and an episode. Julia is steering this ship and it is far smoother sailing than usual.
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Michelle Episode 2: I was SHINING in that group
So it turns out we were right about the cast bios... The Bachelorette needs to work on their techniques for recruiting men.
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Michelle Episode 1: Bring on the Men
Zaria is here to help breakdown Michelle's incredible premier episode. We are going IN on Ryan with screenshots of his notes and some clarity on how exactly he was involved with the show before this season of The Bachelorette.
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Bachelorette Michelle: Cast Breakdown
Julia is back to judge some men, and we are judging them HARSHLY. Michelle deserved better than this group of duds but maybe they'll surprise us after all.
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BIP Week 8: Are We There Yet?
Holly is going solo to summarize the world most boring 3 hour finale in under 30 minutes so you don't have to watch it.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Taking a break from talking all things Bachelor to cover the ABC classic, Desperate Housewives. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rose-garden/support
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Holly and Julia
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Taking a break from talking all things Bachelor to cover the ABC classic, Desperate Housewives. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rose-garden/support
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