The Sagely Stage Stooges

On today's episode, the boys catch up after our long slumber. We talk truck stop leprechauns, unsolicited DBZ-American Revolution mashups, media recommendations, and more. It's good. Trust us...    As always, eternal thanks to Monplaisir for the excellent intro and outro music!   Please like and subscribe and follow us on all forms of social media. We're on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube. Tell us what else you'd like to see our unique stupidity on, and maybe we'll get on that, too!

On this episode of the Sagely Stage Stooges, we play D&D 5th Edition! Set in the cyberpunk world of Tayon's World, our characters meet up and go after a local crime boss. Or try to, anyway.   Cast of Characters: Stephen - The Omnipotent DM Grady - Sobok, Half-Orc barbarian with a laser axe Josh - Gusho, Gnome cleric with a holy rolling pin Chris - Jocephus, Human gunslinger with a luxurious apartment   As always, many thanks go out to Komiku and Monplaisir for the musical selections. Check us out on social media for more!

On this episode, we try a random question generator, we talk about foreign language idioms, and we play Grady's (in)famous articles game! Hope you enjoy!   As always, thank you to Monplaisir for the excellent intro and outro music!    Please like and subscribe and follow us on all forms of social media!

On today's episode, we continue our random ramblings about vidja games, TV, and a special project we're cooking up, just for you.   As always, many thanks to Monplaisir for the excellent intro music, and credit to The Blanks for the lovely outro music. RIP Sam Lloyd.   Thanks for listening! Like and subscribe, look for us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and also check out our bonus content on YouTube and Twitch!

On today's episode, the Stooges return! We talk about our various quarantine passtimes: the games we’ve played, the stuff we’ve watched, and the clones we’ve made. Nothing too weird.   As always, many thanks to Monplaisir for the excellent music. We're also thankful for you, dear listener, for listening! Like and subscribe, look for us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and also check out our bonus content on YouTube and Twitch!

On today's episode, it's a Stooges news brief! As you head off to subject yourself to the presence of (or inflict your presence on) friends and family this Thanksgiving, why not enjoy a discussion of some of the news stories you might have missed lately?   Today we're talking Florida Dog, Google Stadia, Law Enforcement Snafus, Cybertruck, Prince Andrew, the Turkey-Mailman War of '99, and more. Yeah. It's that kind of episode...   This Thanksgiving, we're thankful, as always, to Monplaisir for the excellent intro music, or, should we say, "sonic branding." We're also thankful for you, dear listener, for listening! Like and subscribe, look for us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and check out our bonus content on Youtube and Twitch.   

On today's episode, the Stooges discuss urban legends. We've got creepy ones, dumb ones, completely fabricated ones, and combinations thereof in this episode, so sit back, relax, and get ready to learn about some of the weirder tales from humanity's lore.     As always, thanks to Monplaisir for the excellent intro music, and credit to C.W. McCall's "Convoy" as our outro tune. Thanks so much for listening! Like and subscribe! You can also find bonus content on Youtube and Twitch, and you can follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

On today's episode, the Stooges celebrate the labor day weekend buy discussing their ideal jobs and nightmare employments, both real and invented.  Turns out Grady doesn't like killing people, Stephen just panders to the podcast, and that everyone really hates bodily fluids.      As always, thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for the breathtaking intro/outro music. Thanks so much for listening! Like and subscribe! You can also find bonus content on Youtube and Twitch!

The Sagely Stage Stooges resurrect their News Segment! We know what you're thinking: "Wow, that didn't last long" but we just couldn't help it! Join us as we discuss the dreaded Epstein's "untimely demise", what not to do with your nurse, Antonio Brown's cold feet, and much much more!    As always, thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for the breathtaking intro/outro music. Thanks so much for listening! Like and subscribe! You can also find bonus content on Youtube and Twitch!

The Sagely Stage Stooges discuss the state of the gaming industry by comparing E3 2019 to its counterpart one year ago when we were but a fledgling podcast. Aw who are we kidding, we're still fledgling!   Tune in to hear us talk about video games then and now, learn how to play Weasel Bop, drop a sick Elder Scrolls beat, and get a sneak peak at the hottest new tactic that's sweeping the football world. And no, we're not talking RPOs.   As always, thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for the breathtaking intro/outro music. We love you all, and thanks for listening!

On today's episode, we say goodbye to our episodic news segment with a cast dedicated entirely to news! We talk Tennis, Trump, Epstein, Area 51, Belle Delphine, Parrot theft, hillbillies with uranium and a lot in-between.    We also play a few more rounds of Grady's "Which of these headlines are real?" The links to the real articles are posted below (so don't scroll down if you don't want spoilers!)           Articles referenced in the show.  https://spectator.us/give-sexbots-with-soul/ https://theweek.com/articles/851361/megan-rapinoe-president https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/08/how-walking-became-pedestrian-duncan-minshull-erling-kagge-walking/592792/   https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/belle-delphine-bathwater-gamer-girl-troll-857192/

In this episode, TSSS explore one of the biggest turning points in the biggest war in world history... that's right, it's the Day of Days, D-Day. Today marks the 75th anniversary (semisesquicentennial) of the Normandy landings, and that spirit, we discuss some of the more interesting facets of that momentous day. From flamethrowing tanks to fake library spies, from a sleeping Fuhrer to the many horrors of war endured by thousands of brave men all those years ago, get ready to dive into some of the lesser known stories of D-Day.   As always, our immense gratitude goes out to the incredible musical mind of friend of the show Monplaisir, provider of those slaptastic beats that usher our show in and out.

TSSS discuss some of the best, worst, and most non-existent TV series finales in recent(ish) history. We explore all of your most pressing questions... Were they always dead on Lost's island? What's the deal with the Two Becky's? Was Tony Soprano whacked in the series finale, and if so, was it the nefarious crossover work of J.D., Dipper Pines, Al Swearengen, or Jubal Early? Listen in to find out. From the autobiographical tale of blue-french-horn-playing polar bears to our burgeoning meth empire in the hollers of Harlan County, the one thing you can know for sure is: you're gonna carry that weight.   Spoilers abound, specific series are listed in the intro. As always, our immense gratitude goes out to the incredible musical minds of friends of the show Monplaisir and Komiku, providers of those slaptastic beats that usher our show in and out. Credits also to AMC for the Breaking Bad clip, FX for the Justified clips, and the Twilight Zone for the stinger music. 

The Stooges discuss the much anticipated conclusion to the critically-acclaimed series Game of Thrones. What we loved, what we hated, who's on Team Edmure, who's on Team Robin, and who wants to ask their horse's opinion. We also name Stephen King of the Andals and the First Men, complete with an "excellent" epithet to go with his Iron Ramp. Please do enjoy!

On this episode of The Sagely Stage Stooges we talk about some of the most well known sports scandals in the modern day. No.. we don't talk about ancient Greece and it's undoubtedly rampant juicing issues during their Olympic Games... Maybe next time. For news we discuss everything from the NFL Draft to Jeopardy. We hope you enjoy!   As always we thank Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music, and credit to Lonely Island for our transition music!  

On this episode of The Sagely Stage Stooges our heroes play some party games and discuss some of the really important questions such as: Is it better to have a lifetime supply of sushi or tacos? What group of animals makes up a conspiracy? And what comb is best used to eat a salad with. During the news segment we discuss New Horizons, Venezuela, and try to tackle the Jussie Smollet scandal. (Prior to charges being dropped)     We hope you enjoy.   Credit for the music goes to Monisplair, madmomentsgo (youtube) and, wait what's that? Creed?

This time on The Dragon Ball Cast the Sagely Stage Stooges vanquish one of their greatest foes: completing a podcast about the Dragon Ball sagas they grew up with! (sans Dragon Ball Super) For part 2 we discuss the Freiza, Android, Cell, and Buu Sagas and touch on the Dragon Ball GT craziness. Come with us and experience Super Saiyans 2 through 4! We hope you enjoy!

On today's episode of The Sagely Stage Stooges we tackle a cast that covers the entire Dragon Ball franchise!  For part 1 we touch on Dragon Ball and it's silliness and then we dive deep into the Saiyan Saga, discussing the classic iconic fights, amusing moments, and why one of the Stooges believes this saga to be the most "dragon ball" saga over all!  

On this episode we review the newly released movie Dragon Ball Super: Broly!   P.S. There will be spoilers during the second half of the episode but there is a prompt as to where they begin. Feel free to contact us on any of our social media platforms to with your thoughts on the film.   We hope you enjoy!   FINALLY be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. Plus, if you send a screen shot showing you did all that to [email protected] you could win a free steam game like Furi, Trine, Torchlight II, Bastion, Sleeping Dogs, Tomb Raider, RE5, Sonic Generations, etc. 

On this episode of The Sagely Stage Stooges we've collected our favorite moments from 2018! We hope you'll enjoy some of these amusing moments from our first year doing the podcast.  We thank you all so much for being apart of the birth of this project and we hope you'll stick around. We also welcome any and all new listeners, this is a great place to begin if you want a taste of the kinds of things we do here on The Sagely Stage Stooges podcast!  FINALLY be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. Plus, if you send a screen shot showing you did all that to [email protected] you could win a free steam game like Furi, Trine, Torchlight II, Bastion, Sleeping Dogs, Tomb Raider, RE5, Sonic Generations, etc.  And of course as always, we thank Monisplasir and Komiku for the music in the cast. 

On today's episode The Sagely Stage Stooges have a lighthearted conversation about their favorite Christmas movies, and Christmas songs that they just cannot stand any longer.  Credit as always goes to Monplaisir and Komiku The Sagely Stage Stooges do not own any of the songs referenced in the cast and are credited below: Bon Jovi - Back Door Santa Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Coming to Town Christina Aguiera - O Holy Night Doris Day and Bing Crosby - Baby it’s Cold Outside DPEE - All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer HANSON - Finally it’s Christmas Joe Diffie - Leroy the Redneck Reindeer Lou Monte - Dominic the Donkey Madonna - Santa Baby Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time Decemberists - Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Cristmas) “Love to Sing - Christmas Songs and Carols” - 12 Days of Christmas Wham! - Last Christmas Thomas Connor/Cambell Connelly - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus    

On today's episode The Sagely Stage Stooges give thanks for random things we find important in their lives, the discussion is light and random and ranges from thumbs and booze to our loved ones and you guys!  During the news we discuss bigotry backfiring, an update from Josh regarding the Sential Island inhabitants, the terror Winnie the Pooh poses in China, and how climate change is going to kill us all.    As always thanks for Monisplair and Komiku for our music! Love you!

TSSS take a look at some of the most embarrassing public relations disasters in modern history, including the flop of Diablo Immortal, the lethal onslaught of latex called Balloonfest '86, the entirely speed-based metropolis of SimCity, and the premature Mission Accomplished speech in Iraq. Then, we discuss Denver Riggleman's unhealthy obsession with friend of the show Bigfoot, the results of the Texas Senate race between a delicious burger and a human ball of slime, exactly why 69 is the new 49, and clever ways to keep the French out of your storm drains. Credit to MSNBC for the clip of President Bush's Mission Accomplished speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCLazlGT8GQ  Associated Press article on Denver Riggleman: GOP candidate called 'Bigfoot erotica' devotee wins race https://www.apnews.com/451d5a3188c6406b83d414528f93302a  Reuters article on frog ladders: 'Frog ladders' help critters escape death-trap drains https://mobile.reuters.com/video/2018/11/08/frog-ladders-help-critters-escape-death?videoId=481016813&videoChannel=4  And, as always, many thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for our musical selections. We love you guys.

TSSS delve into paranormal experiences this Halloween with an exclusive interview of Casey of The Final Crossing Paranormal Research Team. Then, we talk Taylor Swift, the Resistance Coven, the sad excuse for a nation that is the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and Filip “I dunno, this plagiarism just kinda happened” Miucin. Check out Casey’s investigative work at the following sites: Website: http://freakuency.org/  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Final-Crossing-TFC-Paranormal-Research-Team-166652316721048/  KPRC Interview clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0B0r2Z7vq4&list=UUXY8XG13Zd4FAQOTYQFHQtg&index=10  And, as always, many thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for our musical selections. We love you guys.

October is finally here, so today on the Sagely Stage Stooges we talk all things creepy, from the works of Edgar Allen Poe to the terrors of white suburbia, from the mists of Silent Hill to the vacuum of outer space. Plus, enjoy our hard hitting, fair and balanced, well-reported news segment.   As always, we shout out to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.

SHOW NOTES INCOMING.                                   CHILL. 

Welcome to part two of episode 10, where our normal news segment lives for this episode!  You're in for a good one, listener, as we deep dive into Ghost Shootings, Sony being dumb about Fortnite, more border control shenanigans, and of course, the Googly-Eyed-Fish controversy in Kuwait   Credit as always goes to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.

Today on the Sagely Stage Stooges we break down the ultimate showdown for the theoretical cryptozoological fight-anomicist. (or ya know, anyone who likes silly things.) We discuss the real questions: Who would win in a fight between Bigfoot, and La Chupacabra? The Lochness Monster and the Jersey City Devil? Well, tune in to find out what creature is crowned the champion of the cryptids. Also, be sure to check out Episode 10 part 2 for our news segment.     As always, we shout out to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music. 

On today's episode of the Sagely Stage Stooges podcast we discuss the alarming terrifying effects technology can, does, will, and could have in our day to day lives. From social media induced FOMO to digitizing the human consciousness; we cover it all!  Credit as always goes to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music. And today a special shout out to David Polansky for the Narwhal song from his award winning Animal Alphabet Songs. Bet you never thought it would entertain drunk man children in their late 20s. 

On today's episode, The Stooges discuss some of the wilder conspiracy theories out there, including Flat Earth Theory, the so-called Transvestigation, Lizard People, Paul is Dead, and the Denver Airport. You know, all the worthwhile ones. None of that QAnon drivel. Nothing to see there...   And in “News with Your Friends on the Sagely Stage Podcast Stooges Podcast,” we revisit peaceful Zimbabwe, trash talk plagiarists, dig a village out from under a mountain of goose poop, and end things on a lighter note with immigration policy.   Conspiracy Segments: QAnon - 2m45s Flat Earth - 5m07s Transvestigation - 33m04s Lizard People - 41m30s Paul is Dead - 56m52s Denver Airport - 58m41s   News Segments: Our Resident Zimbabwe Expert, Stephen, Provides an Election Update - 1h14m30s Chris Discusses Plagiarism and The Many Reasons Why Doing It is Not Cool - 1h30m34s Josh Becomes Local News Animal Story Guy and We Create The Gooster - 1h44m27s Grady Pays $10 to Criticize American Immigration Policy - 1h52m15s   Credits: As always a special thank you to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music. The Great Transvestigation by Armoured Skeptic The Denver Airport Conspiracy by SEA Alex Jones New World Order Remix by Eclectic Method IGN Copied my Dead Cells Review: What do I do? [I'm handling it] by Boomstick Gaming Fired IGN Editor Filip Miucin Responds, Refuses to Admit Plagiarism and Plays the Victim by YongYea

On today's episode, Stephen has a fit, but mostly The Stooges discuss the worst/most ridiculous jobs they have ever had. We update you on ridiculous news from the world, so get ready for talks on Zombies, Lobsters, French Bodyguards, and Loot Boxes.    Chris's Job - 8m10s Stephen's Job - 24m20s Josh's Job - 40m43s Grady's Job - 53m46s News Living Romanian Man Declared Dead (And he can't get the ruling overturned) - 1h8m8s A Bodyguard for French Politicians Loses His Shit (And might be boning somone with power) - 1h15m22s A Florida Man Gets Arrested For Fishing (Well for fishing lobster out of season. Oh also the men were drunk, because duh) - 1h29m40s A Man Realizes He Has Spent At Least $10,000 On FIFA Lootboxes (While EA dances for joy, the man realizes he could have done other things with $10,000) - 1h39m30s   Credit  As always a special thank you to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.  Still - Geto Boys - The Best of the Geto Boys  

On this episode of The Sagely Stage Stooges we freestyle, discussing things that have been keeping our attention of late. We ramble-on about topics ranging from Chinese survailance, and politicians making fools of themselves to the NFL, fantasy football, and Japanese influence on media we consume. We continue with our news segement where we once again bring up topics sure to intrigue you no matter your taste; spanning subjects like bad games being bad, felons running for office, Trump's eloquent patterns of speech, and people being killed for growing plants.  If all those don't sound fascinating for you, have no fear. We know it's a long one, and we appreciate you making us a part of your day, so jump around, find what interests you the most! And please: Rate, Review, and Subscribe! Tell your friends. It would mean a lot to us!     Josh discusses Chinese Facial Recognition – 2m47s Grady talks about Sacha Baron Cohen's new show Who is America? – 14m06s Stephen talks fantasy football, and we make way too early Super Bowl predictions – 32m05s Chris has been doing things. We talk about those things.            NBA2k – 56m8s            Yakuza Anime and Japanese influence on Games – 1h1m50s            Gravity Falls – 1h14m30s            Ken Burns Vietnam Docuseries on Netflix – 1h18m14s News  Alien Colonial Marines Mod – 1h22m27s Jailed Felon Runs for Senate - 1h27m7s Trump's Would/Wouldn't Walk Back – 1h35m16s 51yr Old Pothead Killed by Bulldozer – 1h44m41s   Media Credit Intro:Level 4 by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack Who Is America - 101: (Written and Directed by Sacha Baron Cohen) Showtime King of the Hill: 20th Century Fox Gravity Falls: Disney Television Animation  Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Bethesda Game Studios & Bethesda Softworks Spongebob SquarePants: Nickelodeon  US President Trump Press Briefing 07/17/2018  Outro: Komiku - Intensive Puzzle Resolution from Best of: Pick Your Player by Monplaisir Loyalty Freak Music

The Sagely Stage Stooges celebrate America's birthday by talking about various independence days around the world, including one that is extremely underappreciated given its magnitude. Then the gang introduces a new segment about current events including space, sports, agriculture, meteorology, and futile self-defenestration. Media Credits (many thanks to all of you for your creative works, we love you all): Intro:Level 4 by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack Show Clips: Independence Day (1996 Film) directed and co-written by Roland Emmerich Space Force segment from the Daily Show with Trevor Noah Colin Cowherd interview with Baker Mayfield on The Herd Outro: May the Chords Be With You by Computer Music All-stars from their album May the Chords Be With You (license link: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

The Sagely Stage Stooges conclude their Herculean E3 2018 coverage with Sony and Nintendo. Afterward, Chris, Stephen, Josh, and Grady all ride off on horseback into the sunset as conquering heroes. Grady falls off his horse. Twice. Musical Credits (Thank you so much to all the artists whose music we use, we love your beautiful songs and we love you!): Intro:Level 4 by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack Transition: Braadslee by RoccoW from the album Jollylops (cut and faded in and out, license link: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/) Outro: OST 01 Tutorial by sawsquarenoise from the album RottenMage SpaceJacked OST (cut and faded in and out, license link: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

The Sagely Stage Stooges continue their E3 2018 coverage with Square Enix, Ubisoft, and PC Gaming Show. SPOILER ALERT: both Chris and Stephen die in this episode. Musical Credits (Thank you so much to all the artists whose music we use, we love your beautiful songs and we love you!): Intro:Level 4 by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack Transition 1: OST 02 Splash by sawsquarenoise from the album RottenMage SpaceJacked OST (cut and faded in and out, license link: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Transition 2: SUPER POUPI by Komiku from the album Poupi's incredible adventures ! Outro: Chipho instrumental by RoccoW, a single (cut and faded in and out, license link: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/)

The Sagely Stage Stooges continue their breakdown E3 2018 with Bethesda and Devolver Digital. Chris, Stephen, Josh, and Grady pledge their allegiance to the Almighty Magnus, ponder starting an ASMR stream, and...well, much more. Check it out! Musical Credits: Intro: Level 4 by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack Transition: Intensive puzzle resolution by Komiku from the album Poupi's incredible adventures ! Outro: Garage by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack

In the inaugural episode of The Sagely Stage Stooges, Chris, Stephen, Josh, and Grady discuss E3 2018, beginning with EA and Microsoft. Musical Credits: Intro: Level 4 by Monplaisir from the album Turbo Rallye Clicker 4000 Soundtrack Transition: This is happening by Komiku from the album Poupi's incredible adventures ! Outro: First Dance by Komiku from the album Poupi's incredible adventures !