The Sausage Hut

As darkness descends upon America, Johnny shines Intergalactic Pudding Funk light. And takes your calls! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! Like seriously, we need some positive reviews. All the original skwerkaskwerka you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on bluesky: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some season finale! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some penultimate plot development! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

...in the most intergalactic pudding funkable way possible. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! Like seriously, we need some positive reviews. All the original schlurgburgers you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some Gulper development! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some radroaches get gooed! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some good old fashion gore! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some good old fashion gore! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy some good old fashion gore! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Mater Jones and Ron Taters Johannsen take your calls about gardening. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! Like seriously, we need some positive reviews. All the original schlurgburgers you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

It's a worldwide intergalactic pudding funk all-night dance party! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! Like seriously, we need some positive reviews. All the original rave shavings you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Let's watch the Fallout TV show on Amazon together! Sync up this podcast, hit play when I do, and enjoy getting to know Lucy MacLean, Vault 33, Maximus, and The Ghoul! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After 3 acres of intergalactic pudding clavinet, Johnny professes his love for the fried egg sandwich. Then Beef Girthhouse checks in to comment on the beginning of football season! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! Like seriously, we need some positive reviews. All the original intergalactic pudding funk you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Live from the county fair, Johnny recaps his journey through the stiff competition of the county fair pie contest. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original boomboomkaboom you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

We head to the basement club at Rose's place where a jazz performance turns into a bloodbath. Then we get roped into helping out the Russo family (this is the introduction to the Atlantic City update). Then we go in search of some gears at the Brotherhood of Steel hangout and get our kicked by some bugs. Then we go to the Whitespring and finally find some gears. Then it's back to our C.A.M.P. to get our fusion core charger up and running! After that we head out to sell some stuff and head out on the Crash Landing Ally quest. On our way to investigate an emergency signal we stop and say hi to the Overseer. Then we meet Sofia Daguerre in a flooded basement. Finally, we help her out with a couple things and she agrees to come back to the C.A.M.P.! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After some irWAHpressible banjoisitc intergalactic pudding pluck, Johnny gives you the lowdown on his new sojourn of entering a pie in the upcoming county fair. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original twizzang with the bizzang you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny MF. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a tidal wave of Marshall amp shredded wah salad, Johnny pontificates about his love of the Olympics and the prodigious amount of Olympics that he's been watching. Then The Sausage Hut's onsite correspondent, Beef Girthhouse, checks in from Paris to give his take on the games. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original shredded musical porkstuffing you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

We find a fusion core charger, makes further improvements to C.A.M.P., and heads to Charleston Herald and the RobCo Research Center in search of gears. Then we get a new ally at the C.A.M.P. The Raider Punk. Finally, we head to Rose's place for a party! Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny hoards wood and builds up his new 3 story C.A.M.P. with some orange shag carpeting and turrets. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After bowels full of intergalactic ripping of the space-fart continuum, Theodore from House Fromage takes your calls about House of The Dragon season 2 episode 4 titled, "Fire on the Sky". Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original relativity-defying aural gymnastics you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny starts a new life in the wasteland after his C.A.M.P. is G.O.N.E forever. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Intergalactic Pudding Funk protrudes from the Olympic torch as we take calls about your favorite Olympic sports! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original intergalactic pudding funks you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Basstastic ploppilanches give way to clavigrooves and an argument at bar closing time. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original bottomfeedings you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Ludicrous drum soloing bleeds into Fid Biggins calling the quarter finals of the District 4 Gargling Championship from the South Town Union Hall. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original paradiddles you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Gurd Terggler hosts "What's Goin on With You?" And 12-string 9th chord explorations. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original goins ons you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny puts the wah wah peddle to the mettle for a nibble then hits the gas rocket straight into the intergalactic pudding funk shrimp and egg nebula. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical nebulations you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny recaps his extraterrestrial, existential, ethereal experience seeing a total solar eclipse and as it relates to Pink Floyd's classic, "Eclipse". Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical moonblocks you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Kielbasa returns from the abyss yet again to spit fire about easter rites and disfiguring chocolate bunnies and the eclipse and March Madness. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical easter eggs you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known as Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

When all of your other podcasts are throwing up reruns, mailbags, and other worthless manure, Johnny K is bringing fresh content on the dead week between Xmas and New Years! Here, Johnny analyzes the New Year's tune, Auld Lang Syne. Then he asks ChatGPT to make a Benny Hill version of the song called Old Wang Signs...and then ChatGPT writes New Year's lyrics to Yakety Sax. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical space cadet marches you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

In the throes of Xmas hell, Johnny recounts a lonnnnng trip to the adult store to buy a girthy Xmas present for a friend. Happy festive period everyone! This Hut is more of an adult nature than most of the other ones so...wear protection. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical girth you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny uses his super secret hotline number to ring up the north pole for a probing conversation with the big man himself, old Kris Kringle. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical organismics you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After some crunchworthy metal riffage from Johnny, he gives a deep dive of the twin Metallica concerts he saw up in Detroit recently. He gives a comprehensive recap of the Ford Field concert experience and a song by song analysis of the kick ass shows from the greatest band the world has ever known. If you're a Metallica fan, you'll love this talk; if you're not a Metallica fan, you'll enjoy the ride (the lightning) nonetheless. The setlists: Friday 1. Creeping Death 2. Harvester of Sorrow 3. Through the Never 4. Leper Messiah 5. Lux Æterna 6. Too Far Gone? (followed by “Primo” Kirk & Rob doodle) 7. Fade to Black 8. Shadows Follow 9. Orion 10 Nothing Else Matters 11. Sad but True 12. The Day That Never Comes 13. Hardwired 14. Fuel 15. Seek & Destroy 16. Master of Puppets Sunday It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) The Ecstasy of Gold 1. Whiplash 2. For Whom the Bell Tolls 3. Ride the Lightning 4. Dirty Window 5. 72 Seasons 6. If Darkness Had a Son (Followed by “Motown Yo Town”… more ) 7. Welcome Home (Sanitarium) 8. You Must Burn! 9. The Call of Ktulu 10. The Unforgiven 11. Wherever I May Roam 12. Moth Into Flame 13. Fight Fire With Fire 14. Whiskey in the Jar 15. One 16. Enter Sandman Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical metallurgy you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny kicks off the new season by recapping how he ended up not wearing underwear and the challenges of pouchy boxer briefs, unbathed nudity, and folliculitis. Then after a word from our sponsor, Uncle Dave's Taint Cream, we check in with Beef Girthhouse for Browns vs. Ravens analysis. And more! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical squeakeration you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Patty Links, Sweet Smokie, and Spicy Smokie join Johnny for the umpteenth annual Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza! These food experts sample pumpkin spice ice creams, butter, cream cheese, yoghurt, cookies, whip cream, cereal, Twinkies, candies, marshmallows, cake rolls, cinnamon rolls, oatmeal, muffins, pretzels, candies, and oh so much more. PLEASE! Don't try this at home! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical nutmeg you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After lamenting the plight of the Cleveland Browns and his survivor pool picks, Johnny empasizes the importance of educating your own dumb ass. Thsn it's time for ChatGPT comedy! Johnny asks ChatGPT to write a pre-game speech from a college coach to a football team about to play their arch rivals on a field covered with 3 inches of spaghetti and meatballs. Then he asks ChatGPT to write a Stephen Colbert monologue regarding astronauts finding spaghetti and meatballs on the moon, a French gymnast diving 100 ft into a pool of spaghetti and meatballs, and a motorcycle gang getting pelted with spaghetti and meatballs by Johnny Kielbasa. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical marinara you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's spaghetti platter. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Johnny talks about Season 1 and 2 of Narcos. Then Beef Girthhouse joins up to talk about the beginning of the NFL season. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical oom pah pah you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After Wah Wah Butter, Johnny takes us on a journey though a dreamscape hellscape bus tour. Then he calls his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz to get help on organizing the clutter in and around his lift. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical dreamscapes you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After listening to a Bethany Frankel Podcast, Johnny (late to the party again) got sucked into Vanderpump Rules Season 10/Scandoval! After regrettably binging season 10, Johnny unloads on being put through the ringer of reality television sewage. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical basement floods you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a noodling turtle-riding piano interlude, Johnny yammers about fantasy football, Hard Knocks on HBO, and fantasy football draft strategies. Then its time to listen to voicemails on The Sausage Hut Feedback Voicemail Hotline! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original wet noodle poodle foodle you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny goes off about the death spiral that companies go through after their CFO says the EBITDA isn't high enough and they hire high-priced consultants who tell them to shitcan a large chunk of their workforce and sell the company to private equity vultures. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original cathartic ear jelly you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny breaks down all the UFO/UAP discussions that have effervesced recently. Then he gets sidetracked talking about his new 85" TV and Duolingo. Finally, we open up the Happy Birthday Fart Request Hotline! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original intergalactic pudding funk you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Got France in your pants? Johnny tells you everything to know about le Grand Tour, Le Tour de France! Which comes to an exciting conclusion this weekend. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical forthsallying you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After enduring a 21GB update and swiping a free Vault 76 beret and a free repair kit from the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads back to the Whitespring to do some equipment administrata, but first he meaders around the Whitespring basement because he cant find his way out. Then Johnny tries to find a fusion core at Arktos Pharma. Of course he fails. Then he goes to the Crater to talk to Meg and the Raiders about Vault 79. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After The Dibujando Affect, Johnny reviews The Bear (spoilers therein) and questions the ending of season 2. Then, it's time for ChatGPT Poetry corner. After a dry run, Johnny asks: You are the executive chef at brand new restaurant. During your grand opening's dinner rush, you get stuck in the walk-in cooler because the door handle broke while you were in there. The walk in cooler is full of cooked bacon, ranch dressing, and butterscotch pudding. You decide to gorge yourself on the contents of the walk-in cooler. Write a soliloquy in the style of Groucho Marx about your plight. And we are given: Ah, what a conundrum I find myself in, Trapped in the cooler, oh, what a sin! With broken handle, I'm locked in this space, But fear not, my friends, I'll find my solace. For here amidst the bacon, dressing, and pudding, I'll dine like a king, oh, how utterly alluring! Cooked bacon, crispy and golden brown, I'll devour each strip, as I wear my crown. Ranch dressing, creamy and tangy in taste, I'll dip and slather, no time to waste! A symphony of flavors, a dance on my tongue, In this chilly prison, my feast has begun. Butterscotch pudding, smooth and divine, A sweet escape in this predicament of mine. Spoonfuls of bliss, a dessert so grand, I'll savor each bite, with a spoon in my hand. Oh, the irony of being trapped in this way, But my appetite beckons, and I shall obey. In this gastronomic haven, my hunger shall cease, As I revel in flavors, my heart finds its peace. So, let the door stay shut, let it keep me confined, For in this delicious prison, I'm free to unwind. With bacon, dressing, and pudding galore, I'll feast and indulge, forever wanting more. And when the door is finally opened wide, I'll emerge with a smile, my belly satisfied. A chef with a tale of gastronomic delight, In the grand opening's rush, I found my respite. So raise your glasses, my dear patrons, dear friends, To a chef who's determined to make amends. For in this walk-in cooler, though trapped for a while, I discovered the joys of a culinary exile! Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical cooleration you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Finally We (as V) take our katana to Atom Smasher and his band of goons and rid ourselves of Johnny Silverhand! More action coming as we look forward to the Phantom Liberty DLC! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After the Echo Fragrant Sonata, we go behind the scenes while Johnny confides in his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz. And then some soup talk. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical pumpkin rolls you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein powder every morning. Every evening, the juice makes a hasty exit. This daily habit makes you feel happy and healthy. Write a poem, in the style of Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes describing how you feel." And the result: Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, For I've a tale that's quite renowned. A daily habit, a morning affair, A potion that fills my soul with care. In a realm of greens, a vibrant blend, Cabbage, carrot, celery lend a hand, Beet juice so rich, its color ablaze, A symphony of flavors, my senses amaze. To this concoction, I add a touch, A scoop of protein powder, oh so much. A potent elixir, a mighty brew, A secret to share, between me and you. Every morn, as the sun takes its flight, I consume this potion, pure delight. It courses through me, a radiant stream, Fueling my spirit, like a vibrant dream. With each sip, a burst of energy arises, Like a football team storming the prizes. My body rejuvenates, cells dance and rejoice, An ecstatic symphony, a melodious voice. But alas, as the evening draws near, My joyous juice must make its swift premiere. A hasty exit, like a quarterback's dart, Yet it leaves me feeling light, not torn apart. For this daily ritual, this liquid routine, Makes me feel happy, healthy, and keen. The vegetables' virtues, so divine, Nourish my body, like the finest wine. So, dear friends, let it be known, In my heart, this habit has grown. Cabbage, carrot, celery, beet, With protein powder, my mornings complete. In Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes style, I celebrate health, with a vibrant smile. From sunrise to sunset, this ritual I'll pursue, For in my juice, happiness and wellness ensue! Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical juice-bombs you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny sorts out a 10 leg parlay for the NBA Finals game. Of course, nothing goes easy. So he calls Beef Girthhouse for some help. Then Johnny talks about the "lemon pepper" pronunciation on the Wing Stop commercial, bun buffing, homemade veggie burgers, interdimensional travel, and Skinwalker Ranch. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sauciness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

First, THE SYMPHONY OF THE SPACE CADETS! Then, a heartfelt tribute to an all-time great...RIP Tina Turner. Then a trip through some of Johnny's favorite keyboard tones! After that, Johnny tells us about his new pair of superfunk prescription glasses. But he's not sure if he's ready for such a funky look so he calls the funkiest dude he knows, Studebaker Jones, for some consultation. And finally, its time for ChatGPT Funky Soul Love Song Corner! Today, we ask ChatGPT to write a Lou Rawls love song to Johnny's new thick rimmed, blue-tinted glasses. The prompt: You are Lou Rawls. You just received a funky pair of prescription glasses with thick rims and a blue tint. You love your new glasses. Write a funky love song dedicated to your new glasses. (Verse 1) Oh, baby, I got a new prescription in town Thick rims and blue tint, they're never gonna let me down When I put 'em on, I'm feelin' so fine These funky glasses, they're blowin' my mind (Chorus) My funky shades, you're the groove on my face You make me strut with style, all over the place You're my prescription of love, the funk in my sight These funky glasses, you're my shining light (Verse 2) With every step I take, the world's in a haze But through these lenses, I see the funk in a blaze They're like a dance party, right on my nose I can't help but strike a pose (Chorus) My funky shades, you're the groove on my face You make me strut with style, all over the place You're my prescription of love, the funk in my sight These funky glasses, you're my shining light (Bridge) When the sun shines bright, you keep it cool With your blue tint, I'm never gonna be a fool And when the night falls, you're my funky soul Through thick and thin, we'll always roll (Chorus) My funky shades, you're the groove on my face You make me strut with style, all over the place You're my prescription of love, the funk in my sight These funky glasses, you're my shining light (Outro) So let's hit the town, my funky eyewear We'll turn heads and make 'em all stare Together we're unstoppable, a funky force My love for these glasses, it's a cosmic course Oh, baby, my funky shades, you're my funky shades Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical ferociousness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After snagging a No Trespassing sign and a Scout's Banner for free in the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads to the Union hideout in The Pitt to fix his equipment and talk to Wicker to get a side quest to collect steel ingots. Then we head into The Foundry to muck up the works. There are Fanatics and Protectrons all over and battles ensue while Johnny has to find items to sabotage. Then after all that fighting, battleweary, we are attacked by a Trog Devourer and its minions on the way back to the The Penn and die about 30 times trying to kill them...Worst. DLC. Ever. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes of The Sausage Hut Podcast! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks