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The Scafachiverse Podcast

Welcome to the Scafachiverse, a sprawling web of interconnected stories, characters, places, and events, brought to life by your two hosts: Anthony Scafachi and Alan Gegax. They go beyond the lore of the Scafachiverse, bringing you into their private lives with personal stories that will make you laugh, think, and poop. Come for the stories, and stay for the banter of these two lifelong friends.

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  1. 94

    Mike from DynastyCentral.GG and the One APP to Rule Them All

    This was a fun interview. Dynasty Central is an online tool for managing your dynasties and crushing your competition. From roster management to recruiting and maximizing your playbook this app will help you close the skill gap. Use the Promo code SCAFACHI20 today to get 20% off your first month of the Immersion Tier!

  2. 93

    CFB Storyline Series - Coach Ra Part 7

    This episode introduces a pivotal character: a human! There are CoachBot 3000 hijinks, and so much more. It's another fun reading of our novel.

  3. 92

    Rio West Is the Next Big Thing

    Rio West is a multi-talented CFB and Madden content creator. Sometimes the world just puts people where they are supposed to be and I feel like the Scafachiverse and Rio are onto some Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage mega-powers vibe. Now we are introducing you to the content creator you did not know you loved yet. Give him a follow on Instagram, You Tube, TikTok, and Facebook. Thank us later.

  4. 91

    Bordeaux Breaks the Scafachiverse

    Anthony and Alan are joined by a titan of the college football gaming community: YouTube powerhouse Bordeaux (James Bordeaux). The Scafachiverse is proud to bring our audience the master of the 1-star program rebuild to look behind the curtain of sports gaming content creation. From his start as a fan of the series to one of the biggest content creators in gaming, this episode covers a lot of ground. And of course, we dive head first into CFB 27 with the one, the only, James Bordeaux.

  5. 90

    CFB Storyline series Go Fight Win Part 6 - The Killer Is Revealed

    Go Fight Win part 6. The finale of book 1 in the series is here with a reading of Go Fight Win. Detectives Jake Murphy and Johnny Corso return, as well as Coach Liam Taylor. The Killer is revealed, as well as the return of an all time legend with some of the greatest back story in teambuilder history.

  6. 89

    Rage quitting and why there*s a Controller-Sized Hole in the Drywall

    Anthony and Alan discuss rage quitting in the video game, rage quitting in their relationships, and rage quitting their jobs. It's satisfying and relatable.

  7. 88

    Breusen Saga Part 2 "The Ballad of Karen"

    A few months ago Alan and Anthony were invited to tour the Breusen Brewery located in Moscow, Idaho. While visiting we were told the story of Breusen beer which stretched back to before world war 2 in Poland. The Breusen story was so incredible we knew we had to bring it fully into the Scafachiverse. Join us for part 2 of this amazing story and give that fella a Breusen, he's earned it.

  8. 87

    The Last Great Dynasty of EA CFB 26

    It is twilight in the EA CFB 26 cycle. By now you have done it all: played with your favorite team, 2nd favorite and maybe even your 4th favorite; and now it is time to get ready for CFB 27... Or is it? There is still time for one last great dynasty, and Anthony Scafachi and Alan Gegax are going to tell you the best teams to take to the promised land! Join us every Wednesday for new episodes. Available anywhere you get your podcasts!

  9. 86

    In the CFB Abilities Lab with Redditor ODB

    Anthony discovered ODB in the the CFB Series community on Reddit where he had taken on the task of testing all the player abilities for CFB 26. Toiling away in solitude, ODB was putting in the work. The results of his work are very well made videos breaking down the extremely useful results. ODB is definitely on the rise, and we got in on the ground floor and claim him as the official scientist of the Scafachiverse.New Episodes every Wednesday!Available anywhere you get your podcasts!

  10. 85

    Does the Computer Cheat?

    Sometimes we just feel fated to lose. FCS West comes out hot, and we can't stop them no matter what. We convert a 3rd and 15, and our idiot left guard gets a holding penalty. We take the lead with 51 seconds to go, and the computer completes six straight passes and scores easily.It's B.S. It's heartbreaking. It's frustrating as hell. But is the computer cheating?

  11. 84

    Matt Brown of ExtraPointsMB.com Talks CFB 27 and All Things NIL

    We are stoked to have Matt Brown back for another interview. He's an expert on the financial side of college sports, and he gets the inside scoop on EA NCAA Football thanks to his contacts in the gaming industry and in collegiate athletic departments. He is also the two-time host of the Extra Points Bowl, a Division III football bowl game. In this fast-paced interview, we cover all these topics and more.

  12. 83

    Anthony & Trever vs Their Livers vs Cancun

    Long before Anthony got married, he and Trever Helgren went to Cancun. It was a life changing trip for Anthony, and he took advantage of it. What followed was 10 days of drinking, a sun burn for the ages, nights at Coco Bongo, and an insane amount of stupid fun.

  13. 82

    Leave Your Dignity at the Door - How Alan Beat Cancer

    The first three days after his cancer surgery were WAY more painful than Alan Gegax was expecting, which makes them WAY more fun for the listener. In this episode, we hear how the surgery went, and what it was like being poked full of holes by a robot that looked like doctor octopus. It's the most fun you can have without your own prescription of Oxy.

  14. 81

    The Breusen Saga - Part 1

    A couple months back Alan and Anthony were invited to Moscow, Idaho, to visit the Breusen farm and brewery. Over a dinner and more than a few beers, we were told an incredible story about how the family came from Poland to Idaho. We knew after listening we had to bring the Scafachiverse that same story. Welcome to the Scafachiverse and welcome the Breusen Family as Sponsors.

  15. 80

    The Manning Brothers IN STUDIO!

    The Scafachiverse presents the Manning Brothers! Yes, you read that correctly, the Manning brothers Allen and Brian Manning. Now I know your thinking we fooled you but we assure you, we have not. Allen and Brian are hugely successful authors with popular titles like "The Hard Kill" from the John Stone series, 2% Power about a superhero who can control Milk , Ty Octane and much much more. If you like action thrillers and the feel of classic 1980's action movie heroes than these guys are for you. They can be found at TheManningbrothersbooks.com !

  16. 79

    Grading NCAA 26

    With a little over 4 Months till EA 27 is released, it is time to look back on EA26. Anthony and Alan go from A-Z and give our official grades for this years game. Did it surpass 25? What will it take for you to get 27? Will Anthony be able to convince Alan to buy it once again? Join us for another kickass journey into the Scafachiverse as we bring Season 2 of the show to it's official close.

  17. 78

    "Hello Darkness My Old Friend" -- Alan, Trever, and Anthony Reveal Their Intrusive Thoughts

    In this fun as hell episode, Alan and Anthony welcome Trever back to the Scafachiverse. This time we go down a pretty funny and sometimes wildly dark road of our Intrusive thoughts. Turns out were not so different from everyone else. Have some fun!

  18. 77

    3 Star Teams, 5 Star Episode

    In this amazing episode, Anthony and Alan break down which 3 star teams are the best ones to start a competitive 3 star dynasty! But wait there's more.! So much more... So much lore.... So much of Alan talking about trains. Information, banter, lore-- this episode has it all.

  19. 76

    Alan Loses the "Just the Tip" Game, and Loses His Virginity

    This episode was nearly lost. The audio didn't record properly. Luckily, we had a backup running, so the single most entertaining and revealing and embarrassing story ever told on our podcast can still be heard. Don't miss this one. Trever joins us in studio for this wild ride, as Alan tells story of how he finally lost his virginity at the age of 22.

  20. 75

    When to Punt... That Fartknocker from Your League

    We have all been there in a league where 1 guy just ruins it for everyone. The question always comes up, should we get rid of this guy? It's not always as straightforward as it seems so now Anthony and Alan will break it down for you so you know exactly when to whack em.

  21. 74

    Alan in Africa 3 - Missed Opportunities of a Lifetime

    Did Alan get a handy from a Masai Prostitute while on safari? No. When his flight was delayed and he had to spend a night in Amsterdam, did he partake of the delights of the red light district? No. When an opportunity presented itself for Alan to ride a hot air balloon over the Serengeti, did he go? Again, no.But he DID face off against some elephants, encounter some shocking anti-Semitism, and catch AIDS. So that's something.

  22. 73

    Africa Part 2 - Up Close with Hyenas and Lions

    There were a couple of truly terrifying moments for Alan and his brother on the Serengeti. Starting at a place called Mosquito Village, he heads into the Serengeti and comes within feet of lions, gets swarmed by dozens of baboons, and involuntarily TOUCHES a hyena! And he sees a lion make a kill. Did it kill his brother? Listen to find out!

  23. 72

    "I'll Take My Chances with the Lions" - Alan's Trip to East Africa, Part 1

    Listen to this BANGER of a tale about Alan's first time traveling internationally. He is lost and confused and overwhelmed and has no idea what he's doing. And there are lions.

  24. 71

    College Football 26 - Old School. Vs New School and Why Older Players Dominate.

    In this week's episode, Anthony and Alan get back to their roots and talk about why this game resonates with the older generation more than the young kids playing Fortnight. Turns out, knowing football matters as much as the skill on the sticks.

  25. 70

    CFB Storyline series-Ra Part 6

    This episode opens with a Stadium Pulse about the Mandela Effect, which leads to to top-notch banter. We get a critical update about the history of Brian bacon. Then it's on to the latest reading of Coach Ra. Yahweh features heavily in this one, and He and Krishna/Vishnu have some spirited and funny arguments. Ra visits CoachBot 3000, and Zeus prepares to make his move with Stacy.

  26. 69

    Explore the Lore - "Sponsor Edition"

    Kicking off our "Explore the Lore" series Anthony and Alan discuss our amazing sponsors. Lawyers , restaurants, bars and even a hugely successful non profit group are among our sponsors. We talk about our longest running supporters and our newest brands making their mark in the Scafachiverse. Join us for this fun and enriching episode Deep into what makes the Scafachiverse work.

  27. 68

    The Zion Narrows Delivers the Pain

    Muddy water, slippery rocks, and Alan hurting himself. This hike has it all!

  28. 67

    Christmas Wish List for NCAA 27

    Merry X-Mas from the Scafachiverse. This year Anthony and Alan pen an open letter to Santa to deliver on improvements needed for the next installment of CFB. We cover everything from game play, Dynasty , Road to Glory and teambuilder. This episode delivers and hopefully Saint Nick does too.

  29. 66

    Alan Has Pussy Cancer

    We don't mean he has cancer in his pussy. Don't worry, Alan's vagina is just fine. We mean he got diagnosed with some pussy version of cancer that probably won't even kill him. Anyway, here's the story.

  30. 65

    Anthony Is Absolutely Relentless

    There is a hugely successful podcast. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything -- it's gone. Just gone. Listen and subscribe! Anthony is out there! He can't be bargained with. Anthony can't be reasoned with. Anthony doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And Anthony will not stop... ever... until you download and subscribe!

  31. 64

    CFB Storyline series-Go Fight Win Part 5 "Someone killed a Retard"

    The Go Fight Win saga continues with part 5. Fresh off the Retarded kid murder scene detectives Murphy and Corso get their first big break. They meet Sam Ellerbe a witness to the murder. Meanwhile Liam and Emma discuss Andy Watts and have their own meeting with the detectives. Don't miss this hilarious episode and listen to all 4 previous chapters to get caught up.

  32. 63

    Alan goes to war against Telemarketing

    In this hilarious episode Alan gives us his step by step guide to get vengeance on telemarketers from all over the world. Alan has been doing this for about 20 years now and he has all the answers to all the questions. He isn't the hero we need...he is the hero we deserve.

  33. 62

    Vegas: All My Hooker Money Went to Parking and Resort Fees

    In this episode Alan and Anthony discuss how everything has gotten very expensive in Las Vegas. Once a true value, now it's the type of economic decision your grandchildren will have to pay off for you. We cover all the bases and make it fun... Because that's just the kind of amazing hosts we are.

  34. 61

    Trever Part 2: Ephedra Is a Helluva Drug

    More shenanigans with our buddy Trever. Trever and Alan talk about their trip to Buffalo to watch the Bills host the Dolphins. We learn about "Club Mike," hotties from the Beach nightclub, and so much more.

  35. 60

    Six Sudafed, a 40 of Mickeys, and Trever

    Trever has been a key player in the shenanigans that Anthony and Alan have engaged in over the years. In this episode, they guys talk about the early days of being roommates, playing video games, hocking loogies in Alan's shoes, and partying "with hoses!" We also learn a very revealing fun fact about Trever's cat! It's a fun and fast moving conversation.

  36. 59

    Alan's Kidney Stones

    Alan has had kidney stones twice before. They're no fun. Alan tells the stories about his experience with them, in all the gory detail. And now, Alan is having kidney stone pain again. But this time, there's a twist.

  37. 58

    Why you need a good teambuilder dynasty.

    We get back on target with this week's episode. Teambuilder stuff. Anthony and Alan talk about their teambuilder teams the Revere Riders and the Colorado school of Mines. We discuss lore, we discuss color schemes, Paul Revere and just how dark a coal miners ass gets.

  38. 57

    Death to Beer and Prime Pam Anderson

    It is road trip time in the Scafachiverse so buckle up for some football,day drinking and the results of peer pressure gone horribly horribly wrong. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel and it's Pam Anderson

  39. 56

    Alan in Cusco

    The rest of the story from Alan's trip to Peru. Restaurants, toilet paper, cheap cabs, and street dogs. This story has it all!

  40. 55

    Alan's Trip to Machu Picchu

    The toilets were sub-optimal, the trail was steep and had infinity stairs, and Alan nearly suffocated to death on the top of Dead Woman Pass. But he still had a great time, and of course, tells a great story.

  41. 54

    Tyler Adams - Extra Life Charity Challenge: College Football 26 Vs Cancer

    Tyler Adams is the mastermind behind the Extra Life Charity Challenge, an EA College Football tournament played inside Kinnick Stadium, with games on the Jumbotron! Funds raised by the event will benefit the University of Iowa Health Care Stead Family Children's Hospital. That's the hospital that the Iowa Hawkeyes wave to during their games!

  42. 53

    CFB Storyline series- Ra Part 5: Meet the God Squad

    This reading introduces the "God Squad," a hodgepodge of deities from all over the pantheon. It's a lot of fun, and Zeus absolutely steals the show. The accents are PERFECT! I dare you to say otherwise!

  43. 52

    CFB Storyline series- Go Fight Win Part 4 - The Killer is eight 9 inch dicks tall.

    Go Fight Win Part 4 introduces the newest charachter Forensics expert Jenna Bosco. We find out more about the Pussy Blood and our mysterious killer. This part is filled with hilarious dialogue and even more intrigue.

  44. 51

    Cryin' Irish: We Ruin Rudy, and Notre Dame.

    We all love the movie Rudy. It was an iconic and inspiring part of our upbringing. But was it a true story? Not really. In this episode, Anthony and Alan break down what was real, what wasn't, and they do a little embellishing of their own.

  45. 50

    He's on Lunch: Our Interview with Justin Deisering.

    It took a while for the stars to align but we finally managed to get Justin Deisering onto the show. Justin is a mainstay of our Storyline page and creates fun dynasties. This interview is fun and fast paced. You are a bitch if you dont listen.

  46. 49

    Anthony Sells Alan on Why He Should Buy NCAA 26

    There are a lot of improvements in this year's version of EA Sports NCAA Football. Better graphics, better animations, more uniforms. But what it really comes down to is this: NCAA 26 is like butt stuff. How? Listen and find out.

  47. 48

    We Don't Care about Shedeur Sanders

    For real. We don't care. At least, not on our 80,000 member Facebook page. That page is for the EA Sports College Football video game. And while we're at it, Anthony has a few other items to get off his chest. Stand back!

  48. 47

    Our interview with Tubby A.K.A Bring NCAA Back.

    The guys welcome Tubby! He's an EA College Football streamer, and is the founder of the social media page "bringncaaback". We talk to Tubby about his love of the game, his relationship with EA, and his life outside of gaming.

  49. 46

    Someone tried to kill me -Anthony's Counseling Story

    Has anybody ever tried to kill you? Well it happened to Anthony at work and that event compelled him to open up about his job as a life counselor in Las Vegas. Dealing with people in crisis is always a challenge but it gets even more wild when one of his clients tries to kill him.

  50. 45

    Alan Pepper Sprays an Entire Family.

    Every once in a while a story comes along we just can't lay off of... like Special victims unit this is one of them. Alan isn't just a wildly successful podcaster..he is a writer,an organizer , a contestant on who wants to be a millionaire. Now though...he is just a guy with some pepper spray and some mail to deliver.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the Scafachiverse, a sprawling web of interconnected stories, characters, places, and events, brought to life by your two hosts: Anthony Scafachi and Alan Gegax. They go beyond the lore of the Scafachiverse, bringing you into their private lives with personal stories that will make you laugh, think, and poop. Come for the stories, and stay for the banter of these two lifelong friends.

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Anthony Scafachi

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