The SCP Foundation Database

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-162 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-162 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrMorris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3671 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3671 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

1. Through the Bright Works Project, SCP wiki staff are removing the vast majority of works created by AdminBright (aka Dr. Bright, aka TheDuckman). SCP-029, -050, -161, -528, -573, -693, -721, -834, -894, -1337, -1590, -1777, -2976, -100-J, and -5555-J have already been deleted from the wiki. Those numbers will eventually be made available to be recycled by other authors writing replacement works. Since the next Main Series episode on the docket, SCP-161, was among those removed, we will skip it for now. To learn more about the full plan with Bright's work on the wiki and the reasoning behind it: https://05command.wikidot.com/semi-public:bright-works-remove-and-counter To learn more about why this is happening in the first place, I'd recommend this video by SCP author and former wiki staff member Dr. Cimmerian (CW: Discussion about irl sexual harassment involving minors): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4m5fL1k73E 2. We're also available on YouTube Music! Have been for awhile now. Like and subscribe and all that guff: https://www.youtube.com/@scpdatapodcast/podcasts 3. I'm planning on permanently leaving Facebook soon. Since our Facebook page gets the least amount of interaction of any of our socials (like, basically none), I'll likely just delete it as well. You can still find us on Twitter, Tumblr, Patreon, and our website (links below). We may add other socials in the future. 4. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aduches1, Albin Johansson, Amanda Payton, Amber Garbinsky, Anouk, ArchangelSoftworks, Arina Daaé, Ashley Galvan, Birdie, Blade, Blocks Madden, Caleb Sharpless, Cetanu_86, Charles Pratta, Christopher Davis, Clint Peacock, Cliopanda, Cmdr. Rogue, ColorSpirit, crunchykirby, CursedShifter, Cynistr, Danielle Winter, Darin Elquist, dark mason, Dorian, Dory, Dr. Stroke'N'Toke, Dragon 5257, Dylan Thibodeau, Elle Holyszko, ent, Erik, Essayjinx, Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon, GormanDC, Heleophrynes, Higureryu, Jadie Anderson, James Good, Jeffrey Bell, Johnny Joestar, Joseph Worth, Juan Diego Alarcon Forero, Kaleb Boone, Kali, Kat the Artist, KILLERpink111, KittyKatGamer, Krzyiuu, Ksk_Saito, Kyle Salmons, LadyMacGyveress, Marie King, Matthew0275, Michael Cooler, Mike White, Montana Lisette, Peka, Quits, Researcher Teague, Round Shades, Shane Alder, Snipercat, The Napalm Man, The Plagued leviathan, Vincent Janelle, Wolf Patterson, and YoinksAndAway. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-09 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Follow us on Tumblr: https://phinnsyreads.tumblr.com/ Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Veiedhimaedhr: www.scp-wiki.net/surgical-identity-perpetuation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Capt. Ardal Rogers was provided by Bruce Rasnick. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Darryl Lloyd was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "AMBRoom_Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone_PSE_GEN5_j8ArX.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "Doors-WoodDoctorsOfficeBath.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Gear - movement_walking_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Modern Office Telephone Plastic Lift KCV1.wav" by Richard King / PSE "NEC Plastic Office Telephone Button Pushes Dial KCV1.wav" by Richard King / PSE "TelephoneSpeaker S08OF.491.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/surgical-identity-perpetuation Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-160 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-160 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY regedit: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-159 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-159 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Croquembouche: www.scp-wiki.net/omega-k License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator/Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Darryl Lloyd was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Thomas Fletcher was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Notifier was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of Emma Preston was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the TV Voiceover was Lisa Hogan. The voice of Capt. Ardal Rogers was Bruce Rasnick. The voice of the Interrogee/D-11424 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBRoom_Room Tone Living Room Dead Air Quiet_PSE_GEN3_PQE7Z.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "AMBHome_TV.Apartment On The Floor above.Reinforced Concrete Floors 1_EM.wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "AMBRoom_Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone_PSE_GEN5_j8ArX.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "AtmospheresWinter.BBC.ECD 1.wav" by BBC / PSE "CMPTKey_Keyboard Rapid Typing_PSE_OE_jf21v.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "Crowd Murmur and Reaction ODY-0338-060.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "DOOR Knck Heavy Wood Door Fast and Aggressive PSE SMV1 qg ZHS.wav" by Ann Kroeber / PSE "Door - Sci-Fi - Door Alt 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Doors-WoodDoctorsOfficeBath.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Doors-WoodFrontDoor-Int-M_1.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Doors-WoodFrontDoor-Int-M_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "dungeon door large metal open close 02.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "Heart Monitor Flatline BW.4318.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Hospital Air Room Interior ODY-1711-19.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "HospitalDoorClose SFXB.479.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "HospitalDoorOpen SFXB.480.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "WAITING ROOM FAIR QUIET CS.wav" by Clack / PSE "Wall Clock.wav" by MrAuralization of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] ---- Music Credits "Future Starts Now" by edisong/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #1801511469) "REVERSAL" by Done Deal/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452595079) Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/omega-k Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-158 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-aa www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-ag License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Heinrich Driesch was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Professor K.P. Crow was provided by Jerry Maynard. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-158 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Montana Lisette. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by stormbreath: www.scp-wiki.net/ambrose-transylvania License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of Waldon Studio was provided by Ilham Kedider. The voice of the Announcer was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of Sebastian LaCroix was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Chaz Ambrose was providedd by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "AMBRest_Restaurant Ambience_PSE_OE_9ZAPJ.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "PE Logo BW.37058.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "TrailerBedSpooky BWU.547.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE ---- Music Credits "After Darkness (Cinematic | Horror Music)" by NicoMaximilian / Composer/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #353741973) "Bach Harpsichord Concerto" performed by NC MUSIC/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #538660711) "CLASS" by Million Miles/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452585440) "Fantasy nº2 for Harpsichord, Flute & Strings" by Inner Music/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #462873913) "Inbox Full" by Floting/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #459507889) "Pipe Organ Horror Music - C22-24893" by Keyframe Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #1509938744) "SEALED" by Fable Tracks/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452596159) "SMOOTH LOUNGE SAMBA (MI BARCO)" by Resolute Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #638560206) "WOUND" by Axl Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452598913) The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ambrose-transylvania Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/log-of-extranormal-events-vol-1-2 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-157 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-157 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oresthin: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-156 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-156 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Croquembouche: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3984 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the narrator and the Database were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-11424 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Emily Young was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Bullet Impact Body ODC-0015-049.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "BulletImpactFlesh BW.54432.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Doors-LargeMetalDoor-Int-_1.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Doors-WoodDoor-Int-CU-Vario.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Gear_Movement_Cop_or_Soldier_OCP-1642-11.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Impacts-BulletIntoWood-CU-M.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Large_Dead_Room_OCP-1009-057.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Mouse click and mouse wheel.wav" by NWSP of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "M&P9 - Single Shot - Interior 03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Room Presence Interior Quiet Late Night ODY-1024-038.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3984 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-155 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-155 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-154 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-154 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Captain Kirby: www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-clutches-of-life License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Capt. Eric Michaels was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Pvt. Turner was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Niklo Gerdinel was provided by Jerry Maynard. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/in-the-clutches-of-life ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/in-the-clutches-of-life Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: Depictions of dysphoria, transphobia, and abuse. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cubeseer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-8801 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ComputerGlitchStatic SFXB.3611.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "PE Static BW.40045.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-8801 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-153 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Kovalanskaya was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-153 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MalcolmMacLean: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-152 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Jansen was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-152 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Thornsmith: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-151 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-151 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY The Raven, A Random Day, and Decibelles: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-150 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Harlan Sun was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Wendy Robin was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Alex Harlow was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-016002 was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract Ambiences 04-Layer 01 Hollow-Rumble-Telemetry.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "Glass-ThickGlassBeakerMugCu.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "GOREOoze_Slimey through Pulsating Goo Movements Goop_PSE_GEN_539381E1.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "Knife Pick Up BW.14847.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "MACHMed_Dentists Drill_PSE_OE_jRFNe.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "MonsterEatFlesh SFXB.1410.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Oxygen Tank Mask BW.4538.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "SurgeryInstruments SFXB.550.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Tools-KnifePickUp&ThrownDow.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "zombie_slurp_brains_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-150 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Arlecchino: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-149 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-149 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag, REWRITTEN BY Communism will win: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-148 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: Mentions of filmed instances of rape, torture, genital mutilation, and other extremely violent acts (no details given); mention of suicide (no details given). ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eberstrom: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-147 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-147 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Bazingler. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1233 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Bob Parson was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-1233 was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBUrbn_City Streets Ext Downtown Light Traffic_PSE_SCCTS_01_021_MULTI_D.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "Battering Ram - Impact 4.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "CarsSkids.BBC.ECD45d.wav" by BBC / PSE "CrashWallCracks BW.17600.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "CrashWallDebris BW.17581.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "CRASH THRU BRKWALL O1 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE "Crowd Panic Short Bursts of Small Group OCP-0489-21-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "dirt_debris_falling_lite_multiple_01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "MonsterGiantFootstep_SFXB.1418.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Plastic being rubbed against itself while there is food inside.wav" by Zamazan of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "sh_shop_door_bell_openclose.wav" by shall555 of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "Stone Hit Crash 133.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "TrafficJamHornHonks ZA02.546.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Vending Machine Door ODC-0019-489.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1233 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, MusicalGolfBall. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Michael Atreus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ The adapted audio play was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the MTF Operative was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Agent Jackson was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Andrews was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Technician was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of O5-7 was provided by Dr. Sharon Mabry. The voice of O5-11 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Sergeant was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of the Specialist was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of the Captain was provided by Dr. George Mabry. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBRoom_Basement Room Tone Small Ventilation Low Tone_PSE_GEN5_dYMCv.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "AMBRoom_Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone_PSE_GEN5_j8ArX.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "Battering Ram - Impact 4.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "BLLTShel_Bullet Casings Drop_PSE_OE_VlhPW.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "Bullet Impact Body BW.54393.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "BulletImpactHuman S08WA.575.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Diana F+.wav" by floriangeyer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Gear - movement_walking_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "M4A1 - Burst Shot - Long - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "M4A1 - Burst Shot - Medium - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "M4A1 - Burst Shot - Short - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "M4A1 - Single Shot - Interior 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "METLImpt_Bullet Shells Drop on Floor Multiple_PSE_GEN_C2EF912D.wav" by Saro Sahihi / PSE "Multiple_Swishes_Very_Fast_Airy_Whooshes_OCP-1506-075-04.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2718 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Colin Chlistovsky. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tufto: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4005 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Martha Hardcastle was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Fatima Mahmoud was provided by Ilham Kedider. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Door - Sci-Fi - Door Alt 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "FEET Hmn High Heels Fast Pace Walk Tile Hard Surface PSE FTS 8 Oxdn.wav" by Red Hook / PSE "Gear - movement_variations_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4005 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: Brief description of suicide (minimal detail); self-harm mention. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-146 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Professor Skali █████████ was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-146 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: Mention of torture; mention of sexual assault as torture (no details given) ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cinder: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-145 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-145 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-144 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-144 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow AND VARIOUS AUTHORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143-testing-log License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-890 was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-143 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by SnakeoilSage: www.scp-wiki.net/the-worm Features SCP-1461: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/the-worm ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-worm Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Autumn Kittell. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SnakeoilSage: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "COM Static Record Player Needle Down Scratchy Surface Noise Static PSE ETS 0i M37.wav" by Richard King / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1461 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lumancer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-142 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-142 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-141 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-140 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Nagiros: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-139 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-139 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-138 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-138 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann AND Arlecchino: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-137 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-137 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the Database and Dr. [REDACTED] were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-137 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-137 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-136 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Meyers was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-136 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Pig_catapult: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-135 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-135 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose, Voct, AND AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-134 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-134 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-133 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-133 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Robert Sandler: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-132 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Peterson was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-132 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-131 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: Sexual references, mentions of gender dysphoria & deadnaming. (No actual deadnaming takes place.) ---- An SCP Tale by Queerious: www.scp-wiki.net/the-deadname-meme License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator and the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Heather Garrison was provided by Demily Pyro. The voice of Dr. Lillian Lillihammer was provided by Circe Jagd. The voice of Tad Trainor was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Swallows was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Harry Blank was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.wav" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBRoom_Room Tone Ambience Hallway Air Vent_PSE_GEN_E038E4A6.wav" by Chris Diebold / PSE "AMB Room Basement Room Tone Small Ventilation Low Tone PSE GEN5 d YM Cv.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "AMB Room Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone PSE GEN5 j8 Ar X.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "AMBTraf_City Traffic Day Ext Winter Suburb Birds_PSE_SCCTS_01_013.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "Backgrounds-LondonU.K.Bar_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "CookingKitchen-Other-Din_10.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "CRWDWalla_Party Crowd_PSE_OE_AcX0U.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "CRWDWalla_Restaurant Int Crowd Factory Cafeteria_PSE_SCCROWDS_RST_055.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "DOORElec_Electronic Lock and Unlock Key_PSE_GEN_A46EE147.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "Express Elevator Up and Down OCP-1416-040.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Group_Reactions_Collective_Gasps_OCP-1595-52.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Hallway_Reverberant_Distant_Walla_OCP-0084-16.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "LARGE NOTBUSY PUB CS.wav" by Clack / PSE "Tableware Movement Fork Spoon Drop OCP-1189-10.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-deadname-meme Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY MisterFlames: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-130 www.scp-wiki.net/document-130-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. M██████ █████ E██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-130 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-129 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-129 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HK-016, REWRITTEN BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-128 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Mu-13 Lead was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Mu-13 Beta was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mu-13 Gamma was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Mu-13 Delta was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Father (POI-1) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Britney (POI-2) was provided by Emari Zimbelman. The voice of Tyler (POI-3) was provided by John Brooks Dillard. The voice of Dr. Cordelia Argent was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Roderick Argent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-128 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-128 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: Castration, cannibalism, harm to an infant, and mass casualties due to natural disaster. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dalunamastero. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Djoric: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of ██████ ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd Reaction Adults OCP-1317-021.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2845 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]