The Shmuel Tennenhaus Podcast

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Cracks in MAGA, Mamdani’s Social Pricing & Losing Bedtime by The Shmuel Tennenhaus Podcast

In this episode: Why answering the phone while talking to someone else should be illegal The mystery behind "Potential Spam" calls A motivational affirmation for husbands Fake breaking news about Mamdani's newest policies Florida's proposed "No Carry" law The revolutionary "Bedtime Bar" for exhausted parents Whole Foods' new odor-free asparagus Finally "Shmuel" in pop-culture The dangers of melatonin withdrawal Why nobody should tell anyone about a great bakery Trump's new children's bank accounts Kids don't recognize flat water anymore Cookie popups and the dark side of Big Tech An AI success story that gets wildly out of hand Instagram's solution for doomscrolling

This week: financial tips for couples, more of Zohran Mamdani's hair-raising proposals, guests with accents, Trump's lawsuit against Major League Baseball, a pickleball explainer, the Pilates ignorant, and much more. Watch the full video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/1fky88n3UVc This episode is sponsored by Coca-Cola.

Sponsored by Amazon. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/8vApRYwhasI This week, I'm talking about politics, parenting, technology, and the everyday absurdities that somehow make perfect sense in my head. In this episode: Mamdani Kids and cavities The ever-growing cost of streaming services Police aggression Emergency airplane landings Homework Blocking people in your phone Neetos and Stuffies AI and what it means for the future A review of Let Them A guided meditation on judging other people If you enjoy comedy mixed with real conversations about life, parenting, technology, and mental health, subscribe and join me each week for a new episode. Leave a comment with your favorite bit from the show, and don't forget to like and subscribe.

After a full year, we are back. With video too. Pet peeves, a blind restaurant review, JD Vance, the Knicks and the Jews, kid phones and so much more. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/QEzQyLDqfm8?si=nPVsJdy_aV4cKJvs

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Diet, Exercise & Real Estate with Moshe Goodman by The Shmuel Tennenhaus Podcast

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I interview Rabbi YY Jacobson about his experience being a "Chozer" (oral scribe) for the Lubavitcher Rebbe

Canada Jewish Relocation Program & What's Really Killing Jewish Schools by The Shmuel Tennenhaus Podcast

Lots of tremendous insights and observations here.

Thanks to Shvitz.com for this week sponsorship! What's really annoying you? Jewish Dolphin, Compassionate Bovine, Sabbath hourglass, pizza slice, much mulch, some peppers on the side, borrowing books from parents, the egg salad sandwich story, the wine bar bill, cheapest airfare, sweet amputation, the coldest sukkah, The Diplomat review, it changed my life, pita precariousness, the veal story, sauna man, self-checkout threats & the chin-hole

Deep dive into trauma therapy & Ketamine Assisted Psychotherapy (KAP), with psychotherapist and trauma therapist Mendel Toron, LCSW, EMDR. website: www.mendeltoron.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therapywithmendel/

Footage from Art Cafe Stand-Up Comedy Night. Summer 2023.

In the summer of 1998, myself and friends got stuck on the side of the road for an entire Shabbos. This is our story. With special guests: Yechiel Cagen, Lev Cotlar & Sruli Leider. (Cover photo was taken immediately after Shabbos. I was the photographer)

With guests Rabbi Zalman Roth & Rabbi Shuey Biston- we reminisce about Brunoy Yeshiva and its quirks.

Travel updates, benefit of kids in overnight camp, restaurant sponsors, inflated summer months, book review "Letting Go", generic hacks, fake cleaning, hidden fees, jealousy confusion, the standing desk, gym jew & Shabbos table conversation etiquette.

Mute again, unconstitutional borrowing from a host, modern discipline, make-up meals, weekend divorce, breath hold, shopping inspector, Canadian warming. Dubno Magid parable. News bias analysis.

Thank you (shi)-T-Mobile for sponsoring this week's podcast. Out of town guests, wise kids, my mamm don't like you lyrics, male body shaming, how to express phone love, Guber, male and female chromosomes, Jews protesting, the Ozempic app, advance snoozing, tech downside on Chol Hamoed, locksmiths, SOC wife app, husband bell and pillow. Book reviews: What would you do if you weren't afraid? by Michal Oshmn & Israel by Noa Tishby.

Ari Berkowitz is a writer and soon to be published author. Also, Ari is an avid Shul conversationalist and self-made theologoian.

What makes this podcast different, the recliner saga, in the 40th's, good news bad news, annual Frum family budget, alien abductions, sober til you came over, empirical climate change proof, reverse HIPPA laws, the persistent collector, when wives want their kids to love their husbands more, friends who took a highway exit, a friend on edge, an introverts guide to furniture, book and movie reviews.

Phone resolution, bucking name changes, Shalach Monos stories, hating on Ozempic, recipe for joy hacking, the greatest narcissist, Sunday fails, non-Jew props, escape room, spousal point system, Rivian owners, front door removal, awkward restaurant moments, why I hate Christian rock.

I interview Rabbi Elkana Shmotkin, Executive director of JEM (Jewish Educational Media). Goodnight My Child: https://videos.jem.tv/good-night/player To donate: https://videos.jem.tv/donate

collection advice, SF Kosher restaurant scene, Dune review, lottery ticket pesach program, synagogue drinking, the blind pilot, bath logic, Apple's screen limit joke, OfferUp, tunnel logic, 2 minyans, Amazon threat, less than 3 dating convention & Betty Crock

Join for discussion on complex childhood trauma and how it shows up in dating, marriage and all relationships. For more Rivka- visit: https://www.askdodarivka.com/

A 42 minute conversation with the very funny and talented Chani Lisbon. Follow Chani on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chani_lisbon/?hl=en

Nursing room, the great hosting debate, QR coffee code, rain circles, project runway, free activities, pool tables, a winning Dolphins strategy, cats, childbirth & marriage, the shame room, a moustache mishap, breakfast with Ron, hospital pants, excerpt from the Beis Haleivi, toupee scrolling, how to win Shalom Bayis! (tranquility in the home)

Hokey Pokey car seats, pinch the bum law, guest accommodations, first aid-im, on introverts hosting, cholent liner fail, new word, tips from the mail person, cannabis and anti-semetism, someone making a podcast, key to happiness, divide and conquer, movie review (Anyone But You), Dolphins grief, cat news, wine show, winter heartache, fuzzy movie rental & camping?!

The gift exchange, swing shame, pizza police, Taylor Swift, fancy coffee, breakfast of Shul champions, Spotify playlist, iPhone set-up, no gun zone, end of year Charidy, Kiddush club dilemma, hurricane trees, the Holdouts, Tazo for the win, undancing grandparents, credit card fraud, Tuesday's with Bagels, Nebach the singer, video requests, the guy who doesn't shut the F- up and the cat situations.

Chapter 121, parental feedback, feeling connection, Jewish philanthropy, Shabbat Chaya Sarah story, getting a letter, ice cream store approach, husbands behaving, homeless prayers, standing your ground, dessert menu timing, the aged wine argument, doggy bags, avoid deciphering the clues, the truth about Pareve ice cream, grocery dangers and an invite to a Slack group.

What we can do. Impact. Viktor Frankl on humor. My folks in Israel. Jewish angst. Conversion strategies. It happened Yom Kippur. The Day of Rage. Date night paradigm shift. Zoom PSA. Cookies. Stockpiling arms. Inflation effect on popular quote. Guy in Shul. Cyber Monday ammo. Incremental wife tasks. The chargers in my life.

Shul wifi, Dear Hokas, airport observations, Shais class, guest strategies, the iMob, plant journey, gym trauma, caffeine pills, moments of silence, Mosaic issue, the official beverage, Tishrei stuff, table cleaning song, clearer than clear, phones for little kids.

Not in any particular order....sneaking news, anxiety app, dead people, AI apologies, leftover counter argument, start-up challenges, marital advice for back pain, Shul dinner, iguana stream, Shliach story, the cleaners, Jewish nature group, Tiktok subsidies.

Absence excuses, the garbage throw, thichecl sale, meal planning, communal packages, the gossip incident, lifting fingers, run on the bank, food blurs, Ocean's 27, buy 3, sandwich wars, climate change truths, f-ing logistics YKYFW, brotherly love, news dieting, freezer cam, Manis of YouTube & YouTube gamer channels.

The secret joy of the nine days, morning services levels of antipathy, the quorum clincher, self-help missing book, deleted mysteries, block theory, why I dislike Facebook/Meta, camp service charge, mission impossible review, Jack Ryan synopsis, tips for taking wife to fancy restaurant, hack for wives offering critique, backpack shoulder, saying hi to everyone, sweatpants update & Hunter for president.

Gym while fasting, live performance recap, the missing W2 joke, troublesome cookies, the missing self-help book, affirmative haircut, wedding dancing overview, policing the place cards, budgeting tips, the winds of war, flipping the tip script, exhausted parenting, White House powder, credit card machine hump and Shnitzel trauma.

Tickets for my stand-up comedy performance:https://www.artcafebh.com/pages/miami-creatives-week Oil changes for the community, the Jewish doctor, charcuterie voicenote, YKYFW double Yochanan, gym hack, nursery rhyme condemnations, camp season, Unilever Plus, Bible proofs, inversion table, the subtle art of marital disharmony while hosting, iCloud interference, movie review, convertible minivan, father's day recap.

The importance of friends with benefits, reckless cheesecake consumption, revenue music, marriage advice about not helping, stand-up comedy recap and analysis, Trump's campaign promise, kids sans patience, two #shabbosfails, manifesting the end game, fly control and an innovative approach to the Shidduch crisis.

South Florida nomenclature, post flood husband and wife dialogue, commentary on the TV show Hoarders and Bar Mitzvah Tuna. Special guest interview with Levi Hodakov, Shliach and founder of Shmais.com, the original Lubavitch news source. To contribute to Chabad of Clearwater, please visit: https://www.clearwaterjewish.com/donate

Cutting the fat, LJBSF, the Florida Dentist, questioning accepted expressions, the writers strike, it's never too late, iPhone treachery, Sefer review, restaurant therapy proposal, marital bliss with Uber Eats, Charcuterie action, a challenging repetition, fundraising secret to triple donations and a hack for dealing with extended houseguests.

Phone versus rain, standing up, burn the bookshelves, Gabbai stories and one-liners, corporate call backs, reminiscing the good times and a deep dive into Kosher Edibles with Aaron Balkany.

Extolling the Macabeats, the BLS movement and store, friend with childhood drama, furniture store  anecdote, baked emotional support, erev Pesach grocery mission, the Fire Festival, Eliyahu pranksters, laminated digestion, rain versus dew, the real cause behind the torrential rains and flooding, Matthew Perry Memoir, no phone action, two disturbing matters, families with or without CHOST and I stand with Ukraine.

An interview with comedian Modi!  My favorite part of Pesach, serial illers, community angst before Pesach, observations of an ATM, the raise, Trump merch, an inspiring airplane story, an exchange with a friend about the podcast.

Cold SNL open. Stockpiling at the Shabbos table. My favorite dessert hack. Yeshiva stories; the grey hat incident. The beard story. 2023 Shaloch Manos review. The baked-goods issue. Minyan question. Shin kickers. Sheitel points. Where is hazelnut?

Nissim Baruch Black is an American rapper, songwriter and record producer. Nissim joins the podcast to answer my burning questions. In the intro portion, I yent vent about: my love language, are you on the phone?, your Frying-Out plan, a Cholov Yisroel contrast and the new tell of Jewish wealth.

Spotlighting a Kosher restaurant tragedy, honoring favorite menu items, wedding anniversary, Sheva Brachos organizer, movie reviews, all points bulletin, dark intentions, Amazon Payroll, time machine, Hatzalah TV, face shield pivot, cholent nights, reimagining future cars and the origins of Antisemitism.

The Tu-Bshvat experience, portal to paradise at Shul, the real story behind the Chinese spy balloon, jiffy lube victory, the things I done wrong, my one year podcast anniversary with listener stats, excel expenses and adulting, cleaning help, spousal exchanges when heading to shul, emergency exit, the bar protest, Atlanta recap, suitcase packing, tight knots on bread bags, why you should not visit the Atlanta Aquarium, Atlanta Kosher restaurant review, ER, the abominable stroller lane, schools of thought for airport arrivals. Jetblue ad concept.

Thank you to our generous episode sponsor. Which company sponsored the episode? You gotta listen to find out! With utmost respect and reverence to unconventional insight, in this episode I discuss the tuition increase, the cashapp necessity, my friend with the heated pool, Chazan recruitment, DMC's with my non-Jewish friends, ADHD shul class, Yeshiva week vacation cycle, SouthWest Airlines, gym motivations, movie review of the Glass Onion, Biden vs Trump on classifieds, Bar Mitzvah security certainties, Shul membership perks, the Gottman method, Simcha memories & Eshes Chayil.  If you want to subscribe to this podcast, you can subscribe. I am not going to stop you from subscribing.

Thank you all internet retailers and Sweet Expressions for sponsoring this week's podcast! Zoo visit, Shul EV lot, school Hachi, Shiksa confusion, more observations from the the Chosen Comedy Festival, Matis, a pneumonic for Nitel activity, waxing on Shalom Bayis, camera rolls, ying to the yang and ill husbands with a solution.