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The Siamese Herring Experiment

by Brian and Brian

Comedy, satire, talk show.

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Episodes

  1. S. 8888 Ep. 37 The Vatican, the Plague and Testicles.

    Send us Fan Mail On this excitement filled episode of the Sewerage Hammeroid Excrement, Barry and Bevan are disembowled and used as Crab bait. Fuckers. Brian and one of the other Brians' digest world events using Braille and a large stick. Always the optimist, Brian calls a spade a spade and a…

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  2. S 8888 Ep 9 Bevan Sex Dolls. Lumberjack Soup and the Vatican.

    Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian visit their old Mate, Confidant and Boozing partner, the Pope, at his place. The usual shenanigans ensue and before you know it, everyone that's clothed is dressed as a Pirate. Brian, the absolute connessuir of fine food, alcoholic drinks and opium is intrigued…

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  3. S 8888 Ep 2 Homeless People with Jobs, Titillation and Chickens.

    Send us Fan Mail On this week's Episplode, Brian and Brian explain Geography for our loyal and simple listeners. Yes, Zimbabwe is mentioned and covered extensively by Brian using many languages, a chicken and a bucket. The other, but more important subject both Brian's fussed over is to do with…

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  4. S 20 Ep 26 Laurie Priddy, Brunch Coats, Hessian and Tongues.

    Send us Fan Mail After a large amount of divergence, disregard and discrepancies, both Brian's confer at great length about the seriousness of Livestock roaming the Auditoriums of most Capital Cities and a small country town that's now underwater. Once the discussion hits a resonance not seen at...

  5. Jail Time, Loopholes and Necro-Beastiality for Beginners

    Send us Fan Mail After a lengthy hiatus, the Brians can now reveal they have been on a double secret undercover operation to find out whether souvlaki can cure cancer. Although the results were spectacularly vague, it was confirmed that it can actually cause cancer if smeared on the genitals...

  6. The Antarctic Ice Company, Johnny Bic and Whale Fuelled Racing Cars

    Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode Brian and Brain and not so much Barry, go on a fishing expedition in the heartland of downtown Antarctica. Brian strikes upon the idea of harvesting ice mites as a substitute fuel source only to realise that he is not wearing any pants and may freeze his...

  7. Let's be Frank! Thring is the Thing! Available in all Nightclubs and Abattoirs in the Not So Grate Metropolitan Area Near Ewe.

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian recount their endless summer days of dementia and go-karting the slopes of Mt Kilimanjaro in a one piece bathing suit. Paw Paws are now in season for $6.99 a cubit and the winter snows are rapidly approaching the border of Australia and Mrs Pretty's...

  8. S 666 Ep 1 Easter Eggs and The Bones of God.

    Send us Fan Mail On this special 1956 revised edition of, "Is your Mother a Barnacle" The Brian's take stock and a bit of a chance on an Easter gather a thon, that is, a Play with Sperm Whales as characters, a light show and a Duck with Arthritis and Gangrene. In Part 2 of this Epiglottis of fun,...

  9. Seal Clubbing, Mawson's Hut Franchises and the Kremlin Nightclub

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brain reveal the astonishing news that Brian is absconding...I mean emigrating from the infamous Lawnton Heights Herring Compound to the Antartica thingy. This is where the Mawson's Hut Franchise Empire is being launched as soon as Ji Ji PINGGG! can drag…

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  10. Nail Guns, Crucifixtion, Dadaism and PVC

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore the donkey powered compressor and how low cost condominiums were built in the Middle Ages. Also Bevan watches on as Barry is stuffed into a piece of PVC tubing and fired into the desert where he meets a host of hilarious characters who kill and eat…

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  11. S 666 Ep 111 Errol Flynn, Pirates and Mawsons Hut.

    Send us Fan Mail After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake. Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the...

  12. S 666 Ep 333 Glow in the Dark Lead.

    Send us Fan Mail Brian, Brian, the other Brian and Barry return from The Vatican to establish the heads up for the coming year. After much discussion, opium and arm wrestling with Pope Moe, both Brian's conclude that 20mm Drainage Lead will be the go-to item at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Pope...

  13. S 666 Ep 999 Santa Claus and Satan Noclaws debate Olive Oil. The good, the bad and the oily.

    Send us Fan Mail On this intriguing Christmas edition of Why is my son a Gorilla, Brian and Brian reveal all of the truths and just a bit of made up stuff about Jesus. Yes, son of Dog, the all fearing and somewhat despondant chap who became the Messiah we all talk about this day just to receive...

  14. S 709 Ep 710 Triceratops, Koalas, Charles Darwin and Anal Cream.

    Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian find good use for a stunned Rat on this week's heart-warming episode of the Herrings. Yes, Rats with mobility issues always rate well in the Cyberspace world and don't the Brian's milk it, literally for all its worth. Speaking of the AI Atlas Celestial-a-tron…

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  15. Whales Visit the Gold Coast and Wreak Havoc at the Casino

    Send us Fan Mail This weeks episode has been cobbled together with thoughts, prayers and liquid gravel by Barry whilst he is in offshore detention. Unfortunately Barry has been scooped up in a "Homeless Clean Up" campaign introduced by Queenslands own political potato Adrian Christafoolish. The...

  16. S 9001 Ep 3 The Complete End of Human Civilisation - The Director's Cut

    Send us Fan Mail As the AI Atlas 3000 hurtles through the Milky Way on a collision course with Billy Mumy and Captain Spock on the Goodship Lollypop, the Brian's discuss at breath the fascination of space travel and skin infections. Brian ponders the new world order that is RFK and his…

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  17. The Melbourne Cup, Diarrhea and the Golden Shotgun

    Send us Fan Mail The race that startles a nation, The Melbourne Cup; will this year be hosted by Albo's BBQ Bonanza and Abattoir Requisites. Millions of dollars are gambled away this first Tuesday in November, but Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albuquerque will make sure all the kiddies of…

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  18. The Best Wi-Fi on Mars, Neural Links, Marmosets and Your Mum.

    Send us Fan Mail In another delightfully stupid week full of herring, Brian and Brian recount the halogen days of Australia Post and Brian's relationship with all and sundry who work at Lower Lawnton Heights most successful stamp and assault weapon emporium, JJ's Stamps and Ammo. On a heavier…

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  19. Australia Rules Football, Cancer and Hot Dogs

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians investigate startling allegations that Orstralia is not Orstria and anyway they can't play football with or without incriminating photos of grown men with members of another species. Later in the episode, after a visit to the United Nations; the Brians manage...

  20. S 911 Ep 119 Badminton with the Police and Soapboxes.

    Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size…

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  21. S 3217 Ep 665 Testicle Stapling and Hemlines.

    Send us Fan Mail On tonight's Episplode, Brian and Brian ask the logical and somewhat profound question that the world has pondered for centuries, and yes, the answer is outstanding. Er, due to copyright laws, a Cat and perjury, this may not be accurate. Brian of his own volition, categorises at...

  22. The Worst of the Herring Experiment: The Chuck Norris Plutonium Edition

    Send us Fan Mail After years of requests from loyal and disloyal listeners alike, Brian and the not so Brian, have contractually agreed to publish the Brian files. These files contain pictures, fleas and paper clips guaranteed to bring the whole world and bits of New Zealand to its knees. On a...

  23. S 666 Ep 666 Lists, Lists and a Lisp.

    Send us Fan Mail This mid-winter night in the nearly most southerly continent on Earth and Uranus, both Brian's discuss all sorts of files. Starting with the Coarse Bastard, mentioning the Lady Boy Anal File and concluding with the Jeff Files. Brian chats openly about swimming in the white powder...

  24. S 666 Ep 13 The not so hot to handle and prepare lunch report.

    Send us Fan Mail Brian declares to the world and an outlier planet on the edge of the Solar System that the 2032 Olympic Games in Brisvegas will incorporate the lower, lower end of Brian's property for the Opening Ceremony and the car parking. Much to the surprise of the Queensland Government and...

  25. Oranges, Orangutans, Pick Up Trucks and Horsefly Penises, Part 7

    Send us Fan Mail This week Doctor Brain and Professor Brian table the mysterious and shaved world of the Travelling Koala Syndrome. The Nobel Prize of Overthinking will inevitably come their way this year, rewarding there decades long search for the perfect after dinner mint to pair with a...

  26. S 00900 Ep 34589 Carl Sagan, Uranus and Dark Stains.

    Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss the absolute possibility that Mars Bars and Moon Bars will be available at most interplanetary kiosks In the foreseeable future. With the brutal demise of the Orange Scum and Elongated's love-in and the hissy fits and cat calling, both Brian's frolic in the...

  27. Pope Leroy Brings Paganism and NASCAR to the Vatican

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians finally get their patented Herring Condom Machines into the Vatican gift shop. With a new sponsor onboard with the Siamese Herring Experiment, the Brian's reveal this new venture on tonight's Episplode. Yes, Cardinals Choice Condoms enters the world of...

  28. Plastic Cars, Tin Hips and Brunch Coats.

    Send us Fan Mail The Brian's have an extremely deep and meaningful conversation about their encounters with Whitchcraft, Voodoo and reverse parking. Brian becomes highly intellectual when discussing the old days when wearing a Lawnmower as a hat was de rigeur and meant something in the suburbs.…

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  29. Cats and Dogs Having Sex in the Streets Episodial Thingy.

    Send us Fan Mail The Brian's brave up to farewell another dead Pope and reminisce about the old times and the gay times in Vatican central. Of course, Brian spills the beans on who is in the running to be wearing the Popal gear after the smoke and mirrors Conclave, or is that Enclave, reaches its...

  30. A Donkey That Eats Concrete and More Wood Than You Can Poke A Stick At

    Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian get together again for Turdsday evening tomfoolery, nose bleeds, autopsy unveilings and recipes for single white men who can't sleep in the dark. Brian speaks at length and mindnumbingly so about the Pope and the new dawn of another man to be appointed as head of...

  31. Just Dumb Vance, Premature Matriculation and Dog Business

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment. Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska.…

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  32. S 909 Ep 909 Donkeys and Motorhome Glow in the Dark Tarriffs.

    Send us Fan Mail On this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain. The Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the...

  33. S 5678 Ep. 4567 Stoolage and Tourism.

    Send us Fan Mail This evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods. On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the...

  34. Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement and Space Pot Plants! Get "Em Before Musky SendsThem All To Mars!

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy. After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced...

  35. Tariffs, Testicles and Time Travel

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has…

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  36. The NRA Rejoice as Small Handguns Become Available for 2 to 5 year olds.

    Send us Fan Mail The handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market. The Brian's travelled to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well…

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  37. The SHE and the Brian's win Poocast of the Year in the Lobotomy section.

    Send us Fan Mail The International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property. Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As...

  38. "Dingo Burgers" starring Chips Rafferty as Nostradamus and Sonny Hammond as Elon Musk

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian reminisce about Stephen Hawking and sardines, mutant marsupials and Pythagoras. There's something about Sir Isaac Newton, but it's not been authenticated by the Vatican or Sister Mercia, so fuck knows. On a side note Barry loses a kangaroo down the...

  39. Homeless to Colonize Mars and Then Be Run Off the Land

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable. This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market.…

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  40. Tumors, Tangents and Troubadours

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian bring you another action packed look at the 2025 International Jesus look-a-like competition. Eighty-seven finalists from sixty-four countries and three planets via for the ultimate honour of being crowned Jesus of the year. Judges will need to have a…

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  41. Stephen Hawking, Whales and the Sun.

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore Tasmanium as the centre of Australia's space program. Not only has Tasmanium got 77% of all the necessary technology, minerals and optimism to make space travel a reality for the average person; but you will also be able to take your pets.

  42. Don's Knob, Voting for Fun and Profit and The Idiots Guide to Building a Bunker

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians contemplate moving to Antartica for the next four years or more whilst the Lunatics drive the United States and bits of the earth into the abyss of the Mariana Trench. Elon Musky and Asstrailia's own Fuhrer-in-waiting, Potater Dutton make plans to split the...

  43. Oprah Windfrier, Megan Marklemurker, Shetland Ponies and Tasmanian Ahoy

    Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss philanthropy, philistines and Dr Phil. They draw the conclusion that the world is neither flat nor round but more obelisk shape due to the number of chromosomes now available at Walmart. Oprah Windfrier makes a surprise appearance and wrestles...

  44. Charles Darwin's Theory of Drink Driving, Marsupials, and Dentistry

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode The Brians reveal the best way to deal with all the shit presents and resolutions that clog up a fresh new year. Charles Darwin summed it up best when he said "Throw that shit in the ocean!" The truth about wombats is discussed and we learn how to make barometric...

  45. Spider-Jesus Vs Bat Buddha

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians recall the trials and tributaries of Asstralia's northern capital territory place, the majestic and sweaty City of Charles Darwin. Once prized as the home of dirt, gravel and roadkill; this plucky little back passage has been through the wars over the years....

  46. The Messiah of the Year Competition

    Send us Fan Mail Wrapping up this years events like a stinking bag of prawn shells in a Murdoch newspaper, Brian and Brian unravel the magic and mystery of the festive seasons with all the understanding, warmth and spottiness of a leper with his (or her) scabs torn off. The somewhat true tale of...

  47. Jail Oil, Umbrage and Death-Coin

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians realise that jail time is much easier these days now one doesn't have to bend over to pick up the soap. Handy pump packs of Diddy Oil is now being introduced to the Professional Corrective Services division of P Diddler Enterprises. The Diddler himself is...

  48. S24 Ep50 McMusk Neural Chips and Other Post Election Specials

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians reflect on what the upcoming Awstrarliun election means for the average Antipodean Pedestrian and how The Right Dishonourable Peter Dutton, Minister for Castrating Everything will inevitably win; leading to mass "What the fuck have we done!", which will also...

  49. S 24 Ep 48 Booming Pitchfork Sales, Five Year Old Aardvark Pilots and Anal Jones

    Send us Fan Mail It's been a funny old week for Brian as the mighty Aardvark 2400 cross-crisses the only bit of the southern hemisphere that doesn't have rabies. Rabid people of dubious morals and intent maybe; but as far as you can throw a herring.... no actual live cases of rabies. Brian on the...

  50. S 24 Ep 47 NRA Early Shooting Centres and Tap and Go Wheelchairs

    Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians jump on a horse called Umerica as the Trumpet's new administrangulation reveals it's ultra-dynamic plans to make the NRA head of The Department of Education. The NRA Child Centre for the Mutilation and Desecration of the Human Race promises to be the...

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Comedy, satire, talk show.

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