PODCAST · comedy
The Simp Boat
by The Simp Boat
Four college students attempting of going through life without any sort of purpose. Listen along with the different stories, topics, and nonsense that these four students share and experience as they go through life. Make sure to subscribe and follows us on Instagram @the.simp.boat and tweet us at @boatsimp
Episodes
-
Ep. 37 Hector Caught in 4K?!?!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, Hector exposes himself to an outrageous topic!!! Isaac and Brandon try to explain to Hector that he's a catch. Isaac shares the secret to traveling while being unemployed. Isaac shares how his car only takes premium gas. Make sure to follow us on Instagram...
-
Ep. 36 Are We Weebs...?!?!?!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, we talk about whether or not Hector is a weeb. We discuss whether we would end covid with the push of a button or not. We discuss what Grown-Ups character we are and discuss whether or not Hector is the swamp meet Adam Sandler. Make sure to Listen to all our New...
-
Ep. 35 Are We Splitting up...???
In this episode of the Simp Boat, We talk about the weird interaction Brandon had with a stranger. We discuss if we would rather do the first 90% or the last 10%. Isaac shares a traumatizing story about a previous roommate. Christian shares his story about a missing shirt. Brandon breaks...
-
Ep. 34 Going Down Memory Lane
In this special episode of the Simp Boat, we talk about celebrating the fourth of July (this was recorded on the 4th of July apologies for the late upload). We share the fourth of July memories we have growing up. We talk about letters we wrote to ourselves. We talk about High school memories and...
-
Ep. 33 We're Leaving LA???
On this episode of the Simp Boat, we are back after a failed recording and talk about discoveries Brandon made over tik tok. Isaac shares with us where he currently is and we talk about whether we would leave LA and go elsewhere. Christian talks to us about his little hangout with a friend. We...
-
Ep. 32 He makes a return!!!!
In this episode, we bring back one of our very first guests Ivan!!! We talk about the youtube vs Tik Tok boxing event. We go over the UFC fight night and Ivan makes fun of Nate Diaz. We talk about whether or not we are true homies by putting ourselves in strange hypothetical situations. We debate...
-
Ep. 31 We Should Not Be Trusted With Money
In this episode join the boys as they talk about spending their money on the wrong things. We discuss which Call Of Duty is the worst one ever made. We talk about playing kickball and what kind of player we were. We share our thoughts on the Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul fight. They discuss...
-
Ep. 30 The Birds and The Bees
In this episode of the Simp Boat, the boys talk about their predictions for the Logan Paul vs. Mayweather fight. They discuss when they got the birds and the bees talk, and Hector shares the fight he almost saw happen at the gym. The boys discuss what is considered right for gym etiquette and…
more -
Ep. 29 Things Got Heated!!!
Hector and Brandon get into a serious debate over which sport is more boring to watch. Isaac shares why he wants an ant farm over being a beekeeper. The boys share where in history they would want to go to and it gets pretty controversial. Follow us on Twitch @the_simp_boat as we now record our...
-
Ep. 28 Are We Still Children??
The boys come together to talk about the childish obsessions they still hold on to. Hector expresses how much he dislikes Downtown LA and Isaac shares a story on how he almost got shot! Christian Joins in later to talk about how he spent over $1000 in the past couple of days. We talk about…
more -
Ep. 27 We're getting married?!?!
Welcome back to another episode of the Simp Boat. The boys go through a variety of BuzzFeed quizzes. we figure out when we will be getting married, our favorite fast food. We also figure out why Christian is a peach. Remember to always like and subscribe and let us know what you want us to talk...
-
Ep. 26 He Went to the Gulag?!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, Brandon shares his snake story and why he hates snakes so much. Hector shares his story about being in the Gulag and what went down. The boys answer deep would you rather questions. Hector and Isaac come up with the new Simp Boat official intro song. Follow us on...
-
Ep. 25 Dear Anxiety...
On this episode of the Simp Boat Brandon shares his experience with dealing with anxiety and shares a heartfelt message to anyone struggling with mental health. We talk about possible vacation destinations. We share what we would tell our freshman year selves both in high school and college.…
more -
Ep. 24 We Live In A Simulation?!
We discuss our top five favorite movies or songs we would choose. We discuss whether we live in a simulation or not and if we would like to. We discuss if we would have clones of ourselves running around. Hector shares why he would be the villain of the group with superpowers. Follow us on Twitch...
-
Ep. 23 He did what at Target?!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, Brandon shares his experience in getting the COVID-19 Vaccine. Hector brings up the topic of fake laughing and whether or not it is rude to do it. Brandon shares his story about a close call at target. Follow us on Twitch @the_simp_boat as we now record our...
-
Ep. 22 He got What Tattoo Done?!?!
In this episode, we talk about the tattoo Christian got done on his Birthday. We debate whether or not to answer a birthday phone call at 1 AM. Brandon shares his random thoughts on how he thought life was back in the day. Follow us on Twitch @the_simp_boat as we now record our episodes live and...
-
Ep. 21 Isaac's Making an Onlyfans...?
In this episode of the Simp Boat, the boys talk about when their parents stopped washing their clothes for them. Isaac explains his strange purchases that lead to Brandon thinking he's making an Onlyfans. Hector shares information about his third date. The boys talk about when they would consider...
-
Ep. 20 Burger King said What about my momma?!?!
In this episode of The Simp Boat, we talk about Hector's second date and how he started his own apparel line. Brandon discusses his issue with his professor and why he wants to fight his professors. We discuss what is actually considered a date and whether or not friends can go out on dates as...
-
Ep. 19 Our First Time...
In this very special episode of the Simp Boat, the boys finally meet up for the first time (respecting COVID Guidelines of course) and do an episode live face to face. We head to Hooters for the very first time and share our experience at Hooters. We also get advice from our Hooters waitress on…
more -
Ep. 18 Hectors Date *GONE WRONG*
In this Episode of the Simp Boat, Hector talks about his experience being back in the dating world and what dating app we all prefer to be on. Christian talks about a job opportunity offered to him at work. We talk about what would possibly get us in jail. We give advice on how to DM a girl and…
more -
Ep. 17 A Simp's Valentine
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! On this special episode of The Simp Boat, the boys celebrate Valentine's day with each other. We share our best Valentine's day memories we have and discuss what would be our perfect Valentine's day date. We discuss if we would ever go to a strip club and share our future...
-
Ep. 16 Living with a Narcissist?!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, we compare running times as we prepare for our future Oregon trip. We share our coldest stories of when we were in freezing temperatures. Brandon asks the boys if they consider him a narcissist. We discuss our debates on the talking stage when getting into a...
-
Ep. 15 We Get Deep...
In this Episode of the Simp Boat, Hector opens up about his journey in dealing with his mental health, and the boys each speak about dealing with anxiety and how they compare to themselves a year ago. We talk about STONKS and everything about Wall Street. We debate Godzilla vs. King Kong and talk...
-
Ep. 14 HE BROKE WHAT?!?!?!
On this episode of the Simp Boat we have our close friend Christopher on today's episode!! We talk about our YTI Trip back in high school and how the picture of Christian and Ivan came about. We discuss what height we prefer to date and we discuss how we would approach a pretty girl at a club. We...
-
Ep. 13 Are We Really That Dumb?!?!
Happy New Year!!!!! Welcome back and tune in as we talk about how Christian almost missed his first day of school. A weird man scares Brandon on his afternoon run and tune in as Brandon and Isaac come up with a theory as to why they are dumb. We talk about only fans and what happened at the…
more -
Ep. 12 Isaac's Nightmare Before Christmas
In this Holiday Special of the SImp Boat, Isaac shares why he went to the Emergency Room. We show off our Secret Santa gifts and share our favorite Christmas presents and memories over the years. We share our goals for 2021 and what we hope to achieve. We talk about the new Space force and a...
-
Ep. 11 We made an OnlyFans...?
In this episode of the Simp Boat, we talk about our greatest fears. Christian talks about what likes to do in the bedroom. We talk about 2077 and where we think civilization will be. We mention trump and how he almost exposed the existence of aliens. We talk about our possible only fans page and...
-
Ep. 10 A not so mini episode with Minh
On this episode of the SImp Boat, We have our close friend Minh join us as we talk about the Dark web. She shares what lead her to go to college from Hawai'i to California and back to Hawai'i. We discuss the deep things on the Dark web and the different perspectives of hookup culture. We talk…
more -
Ep. 9 Hector Cheats Death!!!
Our Thanksgiving episode!!! On this episode of the Simp Boat, we talk about typical Thanksgiving meals and go around and say what we are grateful for. . Christian shares a story about an old teacher and his cousins. Hector shares an exclusive story on how he cheated death. Our possible Secret…
more -
Ep. 8 First Girl on the Podcast?!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, we bring on a fellow friend of ours Paula!!! We touch upon what determines an actual date vs hanging out. Paula shares with us a personal story regarding COVID-19. We discuss the new COVID-19 curfew in California. Follow our Guest on Twitter @pimpdaddypaula and…
more -
Ep. 7 Our Worst episode yet!!!!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, we talk about Our Perfect first dates, and if you could be friends with your ex-significant other. We go into how we feel towards girlfriends having guy best friends. We debate whether the PS5 is better than a PC. We talk about our new twitch channel where we…
more -
Ep. 6 Fight Club!!
On today's episode of the SimpBoat, we have our high school friend Ivan! We talk about how Ivan got into martial arts and what to do in a fight. We get into school stories and stories from middle school and how Ivan, Isaac, and Hector got to know each other. We debate on what should be put on…
more -
Ep. 5 Our Halloween Special!!!
In this episode of the SIMP BOAT, we share our scary encounters with ghost and haunted places we have lived in. We share haunted dorm stories and other creepy stories. Hector talks about sleep paralysis and how people can force themselves into it. ( we do not condone forcing sleep paralysis on...
-
Ep. 4 Brandon's Trip to the ER!!
In this episode of the Simp Boat, Brandon talks about his trip to the ER and why he went there. The boys share their own stories of injuring themselves. We share our opinions on the recent Trump V. Biden debate and what went on with that. Hector rants about the idea of losing and mot having...
-
Ep. 3 OUR FIRST GUEST!!!
In this episode, we bring on a very special guest. We talk about the quarantine and what we've learned from being in quarantine. We talk about old high school memories. We go deep into social media controversies and the Bronny James smoking scandal. The recent earthquake and getting ready for the...
-
Ep. 2 Hector the Regurgitator
In this episode of the Simp Boat, join the boys as they talk about the Mulan controversy. Hector professes his love for Christian and how he has an upcoming date to prepare for. They discuss their favorite fast food and their opinions on the Travis Scott burger. Christain shows off his…
more -
Ep. 1 Our First Episode!!!!
The very first episode of our brand new podcast!!!! Join Hector, Brandon, Christian, and Isaac as they get into the topic of why Christian loves Hamilton and what they all think of Only Fans creators. We discuss about the meaning of the word SIMP and who is a SIMP compared to the others
We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.
No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.
No topics indexed yet for this podcast.
Loading reviews...
ABOUT THIS SHOW
Four college students attempting of going through life without any sort of purpose. Listen along with the different stories, topics, and nonsense that these four students share and experience as they go through life. Make sure to subscribe and follows us on Instagram @the.simp.boat and tweet us at @boatsimp
HOSTED BY
The Simp Boat
CATEGORIES
Loading similar podcasts...
Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does The Simp Boat have?
The Simp Boat currently has 37 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Simp Boat about?
Four college students attempting of going through life without any sort of purpose. Listen along with the different stories, topics, and nonsense that these four students share and experience as they go through life. Make sure to subscribe and follows us on Instagram @the.simp.boat and tweet us at...
How often does The Simp Boat release new episodes?
The Simp Boat has 37 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
Where can I listen to The Simp Boat?
You can listen to The Simp Boat on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.
Who hosts The Simp Boat?
The Simp Boat is created and hosted by The Simp Boat.
URL copied to clipboard!