PODCAST · comedy
The Simulation with Zay and Kas
by Kaseem Gaines
Kas & Zay are breaking down the simulation! Listen to their humerous, outlandish and unfiltered thoughts with weekly special gueststhis just jokes, rich/famous people please don't sue😘Follow us on instagram! @zay.and.kas
Episodes
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Sim Glitch: Succulent Vegan Rib
zayu- duru you have disappointed your ancestors..
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Mo Be watching Scooby Doo!
In this episode of The Simulation we chat with local artist @odd.little.me after coming back from the UK for a semester. On their making art and navigating art school. Oh! And wouldn’t you know this episodes cover was drawn by Mo herself as well!!!!
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Short Sim: Donald Trump is the Orange Boobah
Zay do this damn description
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Sim Glitch: RETAIL Takeover
This is Zay's Job, they need to figure this shit out..
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Facts Don't Matter with Roberto
Zay this is on you bruhh
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Short Sim: Igor isn't a rap album
R.I.P Kobe
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Jeremiah Makes Music for the Honey Dips
I’m gonna be completely honest here. We got this dude on our podcast being all smooth and suave and the crazy thing is I’m not even mad about it. Honey dips beware cause I think we found your kryptonite.
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Short Sim: What Would You Do For a Glazed Donut
zay.. foreal though?..
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Sim Glitch: We Went to the Hat Store
I said hip hop, a hip hip hop, and zay this ain’t a description but I just won’t stop. This a simulation glitch and you know that it bop.
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thinky like Pinki
Beans, beans, beans and more beaaanssssssssss. Today we hang out with our friend Pinki Pagan! Let's see how epicé this gets! Oh and did I forget to mention beans?
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Short Sim: Why the Squirrels Still Out?
How gonna expect me to write a damn description when I’m too busy trying why these damn squirrels are out here. -written a day late
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Simulation Glitch: We Done Goofed
Late episode. We were busy, whatya gonna do?
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A Smooth Criminal
The episode of Zay and Kas is unreleased and unauthorized. The people involved in this episode are actors. Any likeness to any real-life people is strictly coincidental. - redacted
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Short Sim: Lopez Vs. The World
G’day mate, written just day late- Zay. Currently Australia is on fire, George Lopez may or may not assassinate the president all while the whole country anxiety memes their way through another war-the boiis over at “The Simulation” are passing the time of impending doom rapping about consensual...
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Sim Glitch: She Wanted to Play Lazertag, But I Just Took Her to the Hood
Honey dips we single and we’re ready to mingle. Aladdin to your Jasmine, the hood I can show you and laser tag we can go.
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Grace's Fanny Flutters
Grace makes our fannies flutter. 🥺🥺
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Short Sim: Terrorist Crips
zay didnt write me so im blank
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Enneagram Tests
Zay, Kas and their good friend Cheyenne talk about enneagram tests and their personalities
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Short Sim: Black-ademy Awards
It's awards season
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Sim Glitch: Got the Stiffy, in the Penitentary, Uhn
Tamagachi 69 risked it all for the cheese as a rat woild
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A Chat About Art with Liam Walsh
Zay and Kas chat with their friend Liam Walsh
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Short Sim 10: Alien Porn
S/O Jeremiah and Nahom. It’s everyone’s favorite news that isn’t really news (but sometimes it’s news) “The Short Sim” in this episode we start off with a surprise drunk phone call after a friend meets Kas cousin. As well as we have our friend Grace, an upcoming episode guest, here today to tell…
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Sim Glitch 9: Scott Pilgrim Breeds Douchebags
In this episode of Zay and Kas vs the world. Zay gets a reality check and the boiis discuss how toxic and problematic Scott pilgrim is despite how it might’ve seemed during their formative years.
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Zahava Lior from L.A.
Zay and Kas are talking with their good friend Zahava. We talk L.A, Los Angeles and Hollywood--did you know Zahava is from LA?
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Short Sim 9: Eminemineminem
hi my name is eminem your girl wanna eminem so i gave her an eminem eminemineminem.
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Sim Glitch 8: The Bean Kicked In
The only thing I got from this episode was that Kas had a crush on Jaden Smith in high school, Kas makes chubaca noises when he listens to Zack Fox and sometimes your childhood isn't what you think it was in retrospect.- Zay
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Brennan and the Universe
Zay and Kas are with their friend Brennan! They talk about sex, aliens and the Universe. -- He pulled up flexed up.
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Short Sim 8: The Truth Is in the Pudding Cup
Here we are again. It’s everyone’s favorite news that isn’t news “The short sim” (see what I did there haha short-sim and not short simulation..funny right??) In this short simulation: news episode we try to find the truth that lies in the pudding. Do you know what mean? Me neither???!!! Find out...
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The Zay Holiday Colonizer Day (Thanksgiving) Roast
Zay and Kas are here with their friend Simone Yael. They talk about bucket lists, colonizer day (thanksgiving) and idols. -- Simone hacked the simulation FORREAL. we cashed out at the bodega w all the sing beans yahhhmean.
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Sim Glitch 6: Black-arot
Back from their journey in the caucasus mountains the boiis over at 'The Simulation with Zay and Kas" comeback with old tales from Zays grandma, Putting Respect on Young Thugs name, growing pains and so much more. Also in this episode Zay may or may not have gotten shot over 7 times but you…
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Growing Up in Cincinnati
Zay and Kas are talking Growing up in Cincinnati with their good friend Evan Verrilli. They talk about high school, not snitching and breathtaking cincinnati scenery--on the real tip though.. R.I.P Harambe..
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short sim 6
You can always take the boy out of Ohio,but you can never take the Ohio out of the boy. In the 6th installment of "The Short Simulations with Zay and Kas," The boys talk Trippie Red calling out artist for not supporting him, Celebrity Lawsuits (muggings and identity thief included), Tyga spotted...
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Sex, Fetishes & Stigmas
Zay and Kas are getting spicy with their good friend Lilly! They touch on topics like first experiences, the sex talk, and rough sex!--Not gonna lie, Lilly got the best bars in 2019 so far.
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Short Simulations #5
Zay and Kas co-host with Cheyenne! Last of Us, Kanye again and Popeyes.
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Simulation Glitch #4
Zay and Kas just finished some LaRosa's and they are G-L-I-T-C-H-I-N-G gurl.
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A Chat with Nari
Zay and Kas are at the spot with Nari! They talk about tour, saving the world, and barista jobs.--Ion think Nari knew what she signed up for...
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Short Simulation #4
Zay and Kas talk about Donald Dump, McDonalds, and Woah Vicky vs Bhad Bhabie.
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Simulation Glitch #3
an hour long blooper
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The Simulation: Halloween Edition (Conspiracy Theories)
Comedian Daniel Waterhouse pulls up for a bit! They talk about Frogman, government coverups and the movie Scream. my momma told me sonetimes diamonds have flaws and this one is a gem
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Short Simulations #3
Zay and Kas talk Kanye, OJ and Breakfast Club vs. Gucci Mane LaFlare.--We are now Kas Kardashiam and Zay Jenner
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Simulation Glitch #2
Today Zay and Kas tell their moms they love them, talk about impossible whoppers and private school.
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America from the Outside
We are here with our good friend, Krister! We talk about Krister's travels, being from Cincinnati & what people from outside of the US think of us. not gonna lie, krister almost fell asleep inna stu
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Short Simulations #2
We talk about Frank Ocean, Playboi Carti and and horses!--Zay turns into a dog
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Simulation Glitch #1
Zay and Kas basically do karaoke
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Kas & Zay are breaking down the simulation! Listen to their humerous, outlandish and unfiltered thoughts with weekly special gueststhis just jokes, rich/famous people please don't sue😘Follow us on instagram! @zay.and.kas
HOSTED BY
Kaseem Gaines
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