The Sit Down Comedy Podcast

ALERT. THE PUPPY IS IN THE DOG HOUSE. Watch out as the boys get snipped and have to talk about things we don’t want to. UNPROMPTED. But don’t get it twisted. Cause we ain’t goin out like dat!

The big dog is here on the Yousetube! Don’t let the Guy Fieri from a biker club look stop you from enjoying. Check him out on the Bonfire with Dan Soder and on Legion of Skanks with those degenerates.

Shout out to UPS Baltimore hub, baby. He’s cool and collected and one of the best storytellers of our generation. If you haven’t already, go check out his podcast, The Honeydew. You won’t be sorry.

One of the originals that got this pair together. Put on your best white t shirt and best black guy voice and let’sa go.

The host of many-a Comedy somethings. Can’t remember. Too drink.

Two fats in a row. How COULD we??

The ol one himself. He’s fat and getting fatter.

You know he’d go there. And he did. SMACK.

OY. Get back on tha barbie before ya burn somethin. Here’s a legend you might not have known about.

The name alone should tell you how this is gonna go. I don’t even think we get into material.

This big guy will floor you. Or sell you floors. Still up for debate.

Well, well, well. Louis’s BACK with a headliner and a middle to boot!

He is the master of ceremonies. The grandmaster of the small talk. The legend of communicating with the plebians across the country. Watch and learn.

The fiery delicacy himself, the Cheetoh! Get ready. Cause here he come.

It’ssssssssa PAPAAAAAA. Let him wash you with his wise words of wisdom and tell you it’s going to be okay. I think.

It takes a real man to cry. It takes a realer man to hold those that are crying. And caress them. Tell them they matter. Tell them they’re worth it. And then remember that barista that gave you the stink eye. And completely go back on everything you just said.

What you want? Another one? Here you go. Take it with you. Now get outta here.

Anyone you know look like a goblin? It’s Neal Brennan!

What a breath of fresh air! Curls and all!

Enough said. Enjoy it, or I’ll tell ya mudda.

We dive into this sketch show that SNL WISHES it could even smell like. Incredimous. Wonderful. Beautiful. The best. Greatest. Yes.

Watch out. She is older than she looks. And says so.

Look at him! Seriously, is he jewish or Italian or just popped out of an 80s mob movie?

You’ve heard his voice. Now see his body. It’s there. Apologies on some skipped sessions – our audio manager really did us dirty on this one and will be promptly dealt with.

The embodiment of consummate, holy, unfiltered chaos – the best that LWONG island could provide. Give it up to the man that is our generation’s Chris Farley (except he got off the coke).

Second part coming in hot, because we care.

We got another Greek GOD coming in hot. He’s so big, he needed a two-parter.

One of the original History HyHEEEENAS. He’s a cute kid, the Greek piece, laddah 14, and shout out to Smithtown WADDA.

That’s all she’s got. I dunno what to tell ya. Hot and bothered for older men, also.

They gotta stop desecrating this sacred ancient dog burial ground with washed up comedians. I guess Olllll Billy Rednuts will do. BOHSTAN.

This is a live one. A lot of people don’t like him. We obviously completely missed the mark and absolutely loved it.

RRRRRUUUUUSSSSELLLLL. You are gonna getta hurta rrrrreal bad with this one. He’s the Canadian DEVIL.

Watch your six for this Olde Englishe Typee of Manne. He will right wot you into oblivionne!

It’s Jumpin Joe List, dammit! Kiss your father right on the lips and go watch his year-old movie named The Fourth of July!

The MAIN MOMMY herself. We saw this live before she put it out. Got to meet her outside of a hotel. She touched my arm and said she loved me. No big deal.

Except everything is personal. Dive back into your childhood with “Adam”’s best buddy, apparently. Watch out for the sharp tongue!

He’s not just an actor in those fancy movies. He’s got some licks, too.

The wit. The slenderness. The almost-but-probably-gay sass. He has it all. Oh and that cool show that makes him bookoo cash.

The NY kid is coming in hot with some talks on intervention that I’m sure real people think happens. If you need an intervention, you really just have bad friends.

The beard. The sweat. The dead stare. That is all.

Watch on Netfrix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/80158802?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2CNAPA%40%40%7C09968fe5-c3f1-41b8-9eb6-0687ae4a3126-148737348_titles%2F1%2F%2Fdemetri%20mart%2F0%2F0%2CNAPA%40%40%7C09968fe5-c3f1-41b8-9eb6-0687ae4a3126-148737348_titles%2F1%2F%2Fdemetri%20mart%2F0%2F0%2Cunknown%2C%2C09968fe5-c3f1-41b8-9eb6-0687ae4a3126-148737348%7C1%2CtitlesResults%2C80158802%2CVideo%3A80158802%2CminiDpPlayButton

The girl is back! This up and comer deserves your watch and listen. Get on it! Watch on Netfrix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81471774?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Ca026f94d-b997-4965-be24-7f70fdbdf31a-101714667_titles%2F1%2F%2Ftaylor%20toml%2F0%2F0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Ca026f94d-b997-4965-be24-7f70fdbdf31a-101714667_titles%2F1%2F%2Ftaylor%20toml%2F0%2F0%2Cunknown%2C%2Ca026f94d-b997-4965-be24-7f70fdbdf31a-101714667%7C1%2CtitlesResults%2C81471774%2CVideo%3A81471774%2CminiDpPlayButton

The big dog, the head Jew - JERRY SEINFELD! Order the big salad, eat the éclair out of the trash, dance like no one is watching, and submit to Kramerica industries while watching and then listen to us discuss the real winner of the race. Watch on Netfrix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/21028726?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C7%2CNAPA%40%40%7Ca026f94d-b997-4965-be24-7f70fdbdf31a-100619913_titles%2F1%2F%2Fjerry%20seinfeld%2F0%2F0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Ca026f94d-b997-4965-be24-7f70fdbdf31a-100619913_titles%2F1%2F%2Fjerry%20seinfeld%2F0%2F0%2Cunknown%2C%2Ca026f94d-b997-4965-be24-7f70fdbdf31a-100619913%7C1%2CtitlesResults%2C%2CVideo%3A21028726%2CdetailsPagePlayButton

Witness the legend, Earthquake. I'm sure a lot of you haven't heard of him, but after this display of comedic prowess, you will feel it. Watch on Netfrix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81497886?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2CNAPA%40%40%7C6af1fce0-73fc-4cd2-882d-5e97351b0e4a-60122193_titles%2F1%2F%2Fearthquake%2F0%2F0%2CNAPA%40%40%7C6af1fce0-73fc-4cd2-882d-5e97351b0e4a-60122193_titles%2F1%2F%2Fearthquake%2F0%2F0%2Cunknown%2C%2C6af1fce0-73fc-4cd2-882d-5e97351b0e4a-60122193%7C1%2CtitlesResults%2C81497886%2CVideo%3A81497886

It's Aziz! Get your groove on. Watch on Netfrix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81572737?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Cf51d9185-3930-4401-b0b0-0d94ebfd6431-237580346_titles%2F1%2F%2Faziz%2F0%2F0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Cf51d9185-3930-4401-b0b0-0d94ebfd6431-237580346_titles%2F1%2F%2Faziz%2F0%2F0%2Cunknown%2C%2Cf51d9185-3930-4401-b0b0-0d94ebfd6431-237580346%7C1%2CtitlesResults%2C81572737%2CVideo%3A81572737

It's the big, pale man himself - Jimmy Gaffigan! Enjoy yourselves, or you may get talked about in a weird, Karen-esque voice. It's on Netfrix, link below: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81251385?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Cf51d9185-3930-4401-b0b0-0d94ebfd6431-237494640_titles%2F1%2F%2Fjim%20gaff%2F0%2F0%2CNAPA%40%40%7Cf51d9185-3930-4401-b0b0-0d94ebfd6431-237494640_titles%2F1%2F%2Fjim%20gaff%2F0%2F0%2Cunknown%2C%2Cf51d9185-3930-4401-b0b0-0d94ebfd6431-237494640%7C1%2CtitlesResults%2C%2CVideo%3A81251385

Louis C.K. never fails to deliver... his apology. Feel free to forgive and forget or to channel your deep, inner, darkest vitriol in your love or hate of him! You'll have to purchase on his website for some pocket change. Support the man! Here's the link: https://louisck.com/collections/sorry

Well, well, well. Look who we have here. It's you. Thank you for sticking with us through these trying times of forgetting to upload. We're just huming beingings here, what did you expect? Get ready for the dump of amazing pomcasts. This week we have Dave Attell, Your Mouth's Not Pregnant. No words need to be said for one of the funniest and HEAVILY-regarded people of our time. Enjoy! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcLV74rmN0

Hey. You up? You doin' okay? You hangin' in there, kitty? Well hang on for a little longer, because we'll get to you before the fire squad can. This week we chortle on about Mr. Mike Birbiglia. The name says enough, Idunno what you want from me. Keep on keepin' on. Love, Mom. Watch before you listen: https://www.netflix.com/watch/70279934?tctx=0%2C3%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C61e8f75d-f995-4fed-bccd-44c7c3b3f151-6569761%7C2%2C

Hello there and welcome back to this next entry into Vaudeville, comedy specialist: John Mulaney! It's a grand and old time we have pontificating on the wonders of modern technology like the wheel and the steam engine. Be sure to have yourself checked for mercury poisoning from those dashing top hats, because we all think you're going insane, you ninny. Eureka! Watch before you listen: https://www.netflix.com/watch/80058424?tctx=0%2C1%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C806aa2e1-a0fd-4f7a-add5-89e43e2006cb-6311132%7C2%2C