PODCAST · comedy
The Sitdowns
by The Sitdowns
T-Lo and Omer have a SitDown every week and discuss anything and everything, from Pride to War Crimes to Communism to yet more War Crimes.
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S2 E3: No Cap, Pope F*****
Why would the pope say such a thing? Who else did Lee Harvey Oswald try to assassinate? What does Antarctica even mean? Who really killed JFK? Should we be worried about the Arctic? What did Eisenhower know? What do we know?!? Come SitDown with us and find out! Eisenhowers Warning Lee's Previous Assassination Attempt Somethings Fishy about JFK What Even Is AIPAC?? Questions? Comments? Confessions? Send them to [email protected] Bonus (check the comments)
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S2 E2: Congrats Terror
Fellas, is it halal to die with debt? Is it cool to stay in prison without paying rent? Is it alright to snitch on the cops? Is it OK to listen to The SitDowns without sending an E-Mail to [email protected] ? Pay-to-Stay Prisons: https://www.acluohio.org/en/jail-debt Upgrade your prison package! Its OK to die with debt The Sad Story of Terrence Yeaky Questions? Confessions? Send them to [email protected] or check out our Linktree Bonus
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S2 E1: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
You demanded our return and we listened. Come SitDown with T-Lo and Omer as we catch up on all the awful things that have been happening in the world since we left, such as Israel, Sudan, America and more. Hook Tuh: tiny.cc/gb4ryz White House Blasting Cry Me A River: https://x.com/HotSpotHotSpot/status/1801088368031179029 The Problem with Democracy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE Bonus: https://youtu.be/9unfRDODtks?si=gQqIElPHQWoMb83u Questions? We have the answers, send an email to [email protected]
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86 - Justin Whodeau ft. Nadia Al-Khater
Who is Justin's real father? It sure looks like its Fidel Castro Look at the EVIDENCE!! Did Hitler Even Die? The Al-Qaeda Training Manual Check out Nadia at her website Got any favorite conspiracy theories? Email us at [email protected] Find us at https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus
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85 - AI-ing the Script ft. Nadia Al-Khater
We have our first guest! What's wrong with Hollywood? What do you know about MILF Manor? Nothing, Forever the fully automated AI Seinfeld show Why is there such a disconnect between critics and audiences? Check out Nadia's films at her webstie: https://www.nadiaalkhater.com/ Send us an Email at: [email protected] Bonus
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84 - A.R.A.B. - The White Man Hates You
Happy New Years! Did you enjoy the world cup? Did Messi cheat? Anyways, lets talk about syphilis. What does syphilis even do, has anyone looked into this? America sure did, for 40 years. Come have a SitDown with us as we learn about the longest non-therapeutic experiment on human beings in medical history. How was your 2022? How's your 2023? Do you have syphilis? Let us know! Email us: [email protected] Hit us up at: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/37zrhwxh
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83 - Did You Hear Bowser Say Nghaa??
We talk Gulf War. We talk our experiences with racism. We talk ridiculous bullets. We talk - wait what did Bowser say? Gulf War Syndrome & Babies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War_syndrome Did you know they put Uranium in ammunition? https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-science-of-the-silver/ Did you know they put Anthrax in ammunition?? https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/417897 Bonus Bowser Racism: https://tinyurl.com/n3nf66zh
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82 - Inter-Generational Inbreeding
We talk World Cup We talk Kanye We talk Inter-generational Trauma We talk House of Dragons We talk You talk? [email protected] Look at our shit: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/mwuzc7ma
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81 - The Worst Way To Die
What's the worst way to die? Do you know where Shias come from? Well we know these answer and soon you will also know. Come SitDown with us as we talk about murder, protests, religion, and politics all. The Murder of Junko Furuta Origin of Shi'as The Death of Mahsa Amini The Latest from Iran Questions? Comments? Send an email to: [email protected] BONUS (RIP COOLIO)
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80 - You Should’ve Died a Hero Lizzie
We're not dead! But the Queen is, and Krushchev, and Ray Liotta. We talk life We talk emails We talk famine We talk about disastrous agricultural mistakes We talk about you Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/y2vjz2ek
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79 - Emails Aagain
This one goes out to that guy who complained that we never answered his email as always, send an email to [email protected] BONUS: https://tinyurl.com/36ukcbue
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77 - ”Are We Done Pretending Black People Are Smart Now?”
This one's a real doozy. Come SitDown as we talk about our favorite slurs! The Racial Slur Database Whats your favorite racial slur? Let us know! [email protected]
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74 - Why’d They Melt Lumumba?
Why would they melt Patrice Lumumba? Well at least they returned his teeth that's nice right? Lumumba's Tooth Returned and Buried Email us: [email protected] All Our Links Bonus
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73 - They Tupac’d The Queen
Boris Johnson? More like Boorish Johnson amirite? More like she be Borin my Johnson amirite? More like we're running out of fresh water and our future wars will be fought by corporations over control of what water we have left amirite? Email us! [email protected] Boris made some jokes Boris tries to apologize Nestle is buying your water Nestle are the real villains Bonus
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72 - There’s No Such Thing As A Fish
Did you know bees are fish now? And that fish aren't real? Not Africanized Killer Bees though, those aren't fish. Those are killers. Africanized Bees Fish aren't fish Bees are fish (in california) Email us! [email protected] Our Linktree Bonus
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71- Murder with Bengali Characteristics
Who's the greatest wrestler of all time? The Great Gama that's who. Come SitDown with us as we take a look through The Great Gama's astonishing 50 year winning streak and more! Hologram Queen: https://gizmodo.com/queen-hologram-3d-peppers-ghost-fake-real-video-photo-e-1849022115 Nestle must be stopped: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/oct/29/the-fight-over-water-how-nestle-dries-up-us-creeks-to-sell-water-in-plastic-bottles Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/zuhxxcx
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I’m Ready to Not Face the Next Day
Come SitDown! Check the links below for more info. As always, email us at [email protected] Cops aren't obligated to protect you: https://prospect.org/justice/police-have-no-duty-to-protect-the-public/ Jeffrey Dahmer: https://apnews.com/article/081e72cc128d2bfa7b9b3cf070e232f7 Suicide Pods: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/16/world/europe/suicide-pods-switzerland.html Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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69 - I’m Tryna Come Up so I Can Push it Down
We talk about Morbius, school shootings, Morbius, gamer girl bathwater, the Congo, monkeypox, Morbius, and the Brunei Civil War and a bunch more stuff! List of US school shootings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States Gamergirl water: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jul/12/belle-delphine-gamer-girl-instagram-selling-bath-water Morbius the Movie of All Time: https://kotaku.com/twitch-morbius-marvel-jared-leto-livestream-sony-vampir-1848981765 Our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Email us: [email protected]
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68 - All Black When I’m Making the Moves
Similar to the new PlayStation 2. We talk about the great replication crisis facing the field of psychology. We talk about crows and how clever they are. We talk about being all black when we make the moves, similar to the new playstation 2. We talk about Redman's political aspirations. And as always, we're really talking about you. Redmans Politics: https://tinyurl.com/2p88zsyv Let's Get Dirty (I Can't Get in Da Club) - https://tinyurl.com/mryne2tf Replication Crisis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replication_crisis Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/4yea7k83 Email us! [email protected] https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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67 - I’m Out There In Here
Never take a picture at Maradona's grave, dont piss off Vince McMahon, and remember to send us an email at [email protected]. Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2xh3a8d7 Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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66 - Stop Using Your Wife After Fajr
We Live, We Die, We Live Again! Come SitDown with Omer and T-Lo as we catch up with each other and with you! https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo&ab_channel=motdef Email us! [email protected]
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65 - Emails!
Nobody believed, everybody hoped, The SitDowns have returned! Come SitDown as we talk about Arab Future Month, Sexual Assault Laws in Spain, Assault in Qatar, and Jerry Seinfeld's ethnic background, because you asked us to! NBC News Article: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/mexican-woman-reported-sexual-assault-qatar-faces-jail-100-lashes-rcna17217 UK Gov Advice: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/qatar-information-for-victims-of-rape-and-sexual-assault/guidance-for-victims-of-rape-and-sexual-assault-in-qatar Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/3nhe844e
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64 - The Blackface Festival
Blackface, Ballet, and the Oscars! What can go wrong when we SitDown and catch up with each other and with you Email Us: [email protected] The Nutcracker Suite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8J8urC_8Jw The Black Pete Festival: https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2020/12/4/the-netherlands-black-pete Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/bdem83cd Linktree: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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63 - He Died Scared and Confused
Hey y'all, come SitDown as we talk about our favorite assassinations! What are you favorite assassinations? Let us know: [email protected] Our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2p92ttnt
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62 - The Pig Episode
What would you go to war over? Land? Power? Wealth? A Pig? Come SitDown with us as we talk about the silliest war we know of. Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Wiki article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859) Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/bdffyn2c
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61 - Deepthroater not the Deepthroatee
Which one are you? It's hard to tell when the barrel's in your mouth All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Excited for World War 3? Let us know: [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/3r6pyx92
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60 - The Nordic Manifesto
Where were you when the Nords reinvented their cuisine? How would you change your own cuisine? SitDown with us as we talk through the Nordic Food Movement of 2003. Relevant links: The Manifesto: http://www.nfd.nynordiskmad.org/index.php?id=507 Culture Trip Article: https://theculturetrip.com/europe/denmark/articles/new-nordic-food-movement-influenced-worlds-foodie-destinations/ Email Us: [email protected] Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/bddsf6yv
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59 - Isn’t War a War Crime?
The Ukraine has been invaded! What are FIFA and Jaguar gonna do about it? What are you doing about it? Will the Sudanese fight for The Ukraine? Find out as we SitDown and talk about our impending nuclear war. All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Email Us: [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/3pk4bcvj
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58 - The Invisible Fisting of the Market
What part did the U.S. play in the Indonesian Genocide? Why would they do such a thing? What is the best way to fist your partner? SitDown with us as we talk about all these things. Robert Martens Congressional Interview: https://tile.loc.gov/storage-services/service/mss/mfdip/2004/2004mar08/2004mar08.pdf What US did in Indonesia: https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/10/the-indonesia-documents-and-the-us-agenda/543534/ US Agenda and Indonesia: https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/10/the-indonesia-documents-and-the-us-agenda/543534/ Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/th9ev3j8
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57 - He’s a Designer, Not an Artist
We get a little sidetracked and talk about art for a while. Come SitDown as we discuss Abloh, Koons, Lassnig, and others. Our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Email us: [email protected] NSFW Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2sd29j2h
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56 - We Are Responsible for Penis Growth
Come SitDown as we talk about the Tower of Babel, Joe Rogan, and an innovative way to grow your penis. Our socials: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Kanye, hit us up: [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/mur8mejb
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55 - Pirates, Alimony, and a Gorilla
Not sure what to invest in? Consider pirates. No, really. Come SitDown with us as we take a look at the bizarrely wholesome Somalian Pirate Stock Exchange. Reuters Article: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-somalia-piracy-investors-idUSTRE5B01Z920091201 Invstr Article: https://invstr.com/the-pirate-stock-exchange-in-somalia/ Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/4udpvbvt
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54 -Red-Pilled Crickets
What do Cuba, China, and Russia have in common? That's right, the Havana Syndrome. Today we SitDown and discuss this curious and sinister phenomenon affecting US diplomats worldwide. Additional Links: Latest CIA findings: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/1/20/us-spy-agency-finds-most-havana-syndrome-cases-not-caused-by The Moscow Signal: https://afsa.org/havana-syndrome-there-was-moscow-signal The Havana Sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbnZG85IRo&ab_channel=AssociatedPress Victims testimony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XqGssH3GkE&ab_channel=CBSNews Questions? Comments? Email us: [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2p92d6x9
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53 - The Brotherhood of Evil Muslims
It's been 12 years since the 2011 Egyptian Revolution! Come SitDown with us as we take a look back at the past decade in Egypt and see just what's up. All our socials: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Comments? Questions? Hit us up at [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2f69nd95
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52 - #FreeHawaii
Hawaii, the beautiful 50th state. But how did it become a state and why is it Jesus' fault? Come SitDown with us as we briefly discuss the overthrow and forceful annexation of Hawaii Follow up reading (for there is always more to learn): The Overthrow: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overthrow_of_the_Hawaiian_Kingdom Hawaii's first governor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanford_B._Dole The Bayonet Constitution: https://www.nationalgeographic.org/thisday/jul6/bayonet-constitution/ Questions? Comments? [email protected] All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2p9b5z6s
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51 - For the Sake of Racism
What's the deal with the Sudanese? Are they Arabs or Africans? What's an Arab anyway? Come SitDown with us as we try and get to the bottom of this incredibly important issue. The root of the word Arab has many meanings in Semitic languages including desert, nomad, merchant, raven and comprehensible with all of these having varying degrees of relevance to the emergence of the name. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology_of_Arab] All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Email us: [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/55y2bnjr
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50 - The SitDowns
50th episode, you already know what it is. Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Email: [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2p8c3ben
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49 - No Sweat Andy And The Slippery
We're back! Omer has defeated the Omicron variant and is free as a bird, unlike Ghislaine Maxwell. Sit Down with us as we discuss Ghislaines' murky background filled with unclear jobs and assuredly dirty money. Marvel at how her impressive history of dodging the law. All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Questions? Comments? [email protected] Bonus: https://tinyurl.com/2p8e6scj
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48 - Niggas VS The Sun...
Well it's more like Albinos vs The Moon We have more SUDAN UPDATES, talk about the Guna People of Panama, the benefits of Ethnology, and why Albinos are necessary to fight dragons. The Guna People: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guna_people The Ethnologist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Oglesby_Marsh The San Blas Rebellion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Blas_Rebellion Our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Questions? Comments? Send an email to [email protected] Do you even read this bonus: https://youtu.be/_1zzRLMHlDM
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47 - Be The Snitch You Want To See In The World
When snitching make sure you dont tell other snitches. Info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indictment_and_arrest_of_Julian_Assange https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Manning#Reykjavik13 The Espionage Act of 1917: https://www.mtsu.edu/first-amendment/article/1045/espionage-act-of-1917 Our Links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Do you even read these? https://static.zerochan.net/Bloodborne.full.2543064.png
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46.5 - Democratic Circle Jerk
Come SitDown as we go through some headlines (mostly about the US). We talk about the Student Debt being brought back and Biden reneging on promises made. We talk about the US Debt Ceiling being raised We talk about accountability or the lack thereof in the US Army We talk about the upcoming Democracy Conference (lol) We talk about Iran and the IAEA We talk about Lebanon's economic crisis We talk about you Iran and the IAEA: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/12/15/iran-allows-iaea-to-re-install-cameras-at-contested-karaj-site US inflation: https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2021/12/15/us-consumer-spending-slows-as-inflation-runs-record-hot US Debt Ceiling: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/12/15/us-set-to-avert-default-as-congress-approves-debt-limit-hike No accountability: https://www.france24.com/en/americas/20211214-no-us-troops-to-be-disciplined-for-kabul-drone-strike-that-killed-10-civilians The Democracy Conference: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/06/opinion/biden-democracy-conference.html All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Questions? Comments? [email protected] Bonus if you read this: https://tinyurl.com/yc79sa6n
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46 - Semi-Mersed Kinda Life
I need something else to get me through this Semi-Mersed Kinda Life, baby, baby Dubai, the Metaverse, Online Life, NFT's, and NATO Horizon Worlds: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/12/09/tech/meta-launches-horizon-worlds/index.html NATO Ukraine and Russia: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/12/10/nato-refuses-to-backtrack-on-ukraine-georgia-membership-promise Barbados is free: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-22/barbados-set-to-ditch-monarchy-cut-umbilical-cord-with-the-uk Comments? Questions? Email us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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45.5 - A Weird Game of Chicken
While Omer is still out exploring the world come SitDown with T-Lo as we explore the fantastical worlds of A.I. and also Ukraine. For more on A.I.:https://www.techopedia.com/2/27888/programming/what-is-the-difference-between-artificial-intelligence-and-neural-networks For more on President Zelensky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ALpcuyaYM For more on Ukraine/Russia: https://apnews.com/article/europe-russia-ukraine-vladimir-putin-moscow-1170930d07c3b41d227dbf44b062aa26 For more on Kievan Rus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfe1wEQzSzM Corrections? Questions? Email us at: [email protected] All our links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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45 - Escape to the Metaverse
Come Sit Down! We talk about a lot in this one. The grind culture, the importance of being silly, virtual real estate, escaping life for the metaverse, time travelling quantum mechanics and more! La Marihuana song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YHYmxwYWtk Activision Blizzard nonsense: https://www.wsj.com/articles/activision-videogames-bobby-kotick-sexual-misconduct-allegations-11637075680 Quantum Time Travelling: https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2021/november/quantum-rubino-comms-physics.html Escaping to the Metaverse: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/oct/29/metaverse-zuckerberg-mars-billionaires-escape-world Be sure to follow us on Twitter and Instagram: www.linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Questions, Corrections? Email us: [email protected]
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44 - Smash is Forever, I Will Have Children
Welcome in Omicron! We talk about the new Omicron Variant and why we're not concerned. We talk about recent riots and protests regarding lockdowns. We talk about our feelings. We talk about you. Email us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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43 - #FreeSpace
We talk about a variety of topics. First Omer gives us the downlow on whats happening in Sudan (for more Sudan updates check our twitter @TSitDowns). We discuss the interstellar object Oumuamua and whether that could be alien made. We talk about the possible privatization of space. Contact us: [email protected] Linktree: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Relevant Links: Sudan: https://www.aljazeera.com/where/sudan/ Oumuamua: https://www.ted.com/talks/karen_j_meech_the_story_of_oumuamua_the_first_visitor_from_another_star_system?language=en Cool Space Stuff: https://techcrunch.com/2021/11/22/astra-moves-full-steam-ahead-after-successful-orbital-launch-looks-to-test-rocket-4-0-next-year/ Thanks for listening
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42 - Brown Colonialism
Come SitDown with us as we talk about WEST PAPUA. We talk about the Dutch East Indies, WW2, The UN, The New York Agreement, and the 50 year ongoing resistance in West Papua. Instagram: www.instagram.com/thesitdowns/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/TSitDowns Email us: [email protected] All relevant links: https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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41 - Ture‘s in the Back
Who is Stokely Carmichael A.K.A. Kwame Ture? Come SitDown through a crash course of Ture's life full of revolutions, protests, exile and conspiracy. Follow us! https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns Email us at: [email protected]
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40 - Are We... Pro-Terror?
What does it mean to be a terrorist? We talk about the KKK, the IRA, and others as we SitDown and talk about what we know about terrorism. (spoilers, it's not much!) Email us: [email protected] Instagram, Twitter, and more at https://linktr.ee/TheSitDowns
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