The Slack Doctors

Dr. Bob loves Fallout New Vegas but hates Bethesda. Dean-o is either on air or fixing up the place. Dr. Chip is dog sitting again and Cousin Mike made it out of the hospital. Dr. Bob shares a short video of a search gone wrong at a car wash and starts a twenty minute feud.( Dr. Chip and Dean-o butt heads) We all recoil in horror at the world's most disgusting crab roll. An Indian buffet on board that's not for everyone. Dr. Chip stunk up a flight by not having weed in his system, does anyone else have this condition? We watch a trailer for Super Troopers 3. Wallace Shawn almost says the word! WTF did we just watch? Rocky Top done Army style. Slipknot meets Hellraiser. Do gold strings help, or is he just really good? Check out China's next Olympic athletes. A truly ruthless post-surgery prank.

Dr. Chip shares a health update for Cousin Mike. Uncle Skip's funeral had quite the turnout, endless stories. Dr. Bob has a love/hate relationship with Bethesda. Dean-o is looking to sell the house. Zillow in South Florida keeps filling up, but prices are holding steady still. Dr. Bob shares a post from his favorite restaurant in Ohio (the customer is NOT always right at this place). Some people apparently really dislike the name change of PBIA. Molecular gastronomy versus the taco boot. We watch the chillest cop ever (Super Trooper?).Spiderman of the people. Checking the mail or advertising the goods? When the DJ had had enough. Dr. Chip tells an old radio tale. Who needs brothers growing up when you work with clowns? The Docs swap some more old biz stories. Kickball looks a lot different than we were kids. We watch a typical Sebring fan. Okay, these drones are getting ridiculous now. Skids for Jesus. Rest in peace to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, two small town superstars.

The gang talks about the weekend. Catch Deano on air if you're in the NC area. Dr, Bob made it home with a busted lower back. Dr. Chip's drunken weekend ends with surprise breakfast in bed. Dr. Bob tells his worst hangover story. A bullshit A.I. robot surgery leads into a good question (why aren't all surgeries recorded?). We watch a clip of an Unc who has had enough of passwords, we all agree. Dr. Chip can't get on X and Dr. Bob just doesn't wanna. Tai's drone theory is looking stronger than ever. Can you be arrested for not sharing your ring footage with the cops? Will Michael Caruso be Florida's test subject for the new guidelines regarding pedos? Penn State back in the news, at least it's just cocaine this time! We think Marvin might be lying.... Where's Glenn (and Dr. Bob)? We watch something even dumber than slap competitions (guaranteed concussions). Man, Zelensky sure can jiggle.

Dr. Bob is on his way back south and welcomes Scott Allen back again. Dr. Chip avoids being struck by lightning but Scott's old coworker and some Ohio inmates were not as lucky. Dr. Bob had car gremlins for his entire trip and it led to some light harassment in the service bay (Scott had the needed tool all along). Dr. Chip really hates Oprah's new ad. Alex Jones wants to fight Tim Pool, everyone wants to watch. Dr. Chip is never escaping from X jail. The gang discusses the current state of the Tyler Robinson trial (was Tai right?). We watch some clips about religion and Scott reveals the holy texts. St. Agatha's chocolate skull and some Spice Guilders posing as priests. Dr. Chip thinks Heavy Metal Country is gonna be the next big thing. Mongolia's Got Talent. Sesame Street gets the crunchy metal treatment. Is that Neil Peart's kid? New Orleans funerals are top notch and what Dr. Chip wants for himself. Some prime woo woo on display. The ultimate A.I. destroying song, this man is doing God's work. Some magnetic tape performance art. We get a rare photo of young Dr. Bob at the zoo.

Dr. Bob breaks his own rule and starts out with weather updates, big flooding in Perry County Ohio. The gang discusses the glaring hypocrisy of Ohio's laws around cannabis and THC in general. Another fine example of state laws and federal laws opposing each other and how ridiculous the system looks as a whole (we really are fifty different countries). Who won the Owens v Wilson debate? (they both argued different issues and sort of both won?)? Dr. Chip shares his never-ending contentions with X and gets another ninety days as a spectator only. Dr. Chip explains the ongoing X feud between Massey and Shirley. Dr. Bob shares some memes and screen shots (clown blood behavior). We get some TikTok videos courtesy of Dr. Bob's niece. More electric unicycle madness. Nitrous oxide is apparently back in a big way (how is this legal and THC seltzer is not?). Name that genre is back and it's grosser than ever. Auctioneer rap goes hard. "Old" school British rap goes even harder. Cop threatens to do background checks for leaving comments at a council meeting.

The Docs are joined by Scott Allen a returning guest and our art designer, as well as an old friend of Dr. Bob. Dr. Bob admonishes the gang on weather chat. Dr. Bob is on the first leg of his trip north and explains why you don't stop in West Virginia. Dr. Chip has a new bike, kinda. Scott explains why the movie theater sucks now. We all love Flock!! A quick Tyler Robinson trial update, and talk of the upcoming Owens vs Wilson debate. Anyone remember the name of Tonto's horse? Who did it better?( they were both "touched"). The gang defends Michael Jackson, weird but not guilty. The gang talks bands and first concerts, Scott might be the biggest Prince fan out there. Check out Dean-o at 96.1 WBBB in Raleigh NC (locals only). Is this guy blinking in Morse code? Dr. Chip shows us his new bass and Flea has a jazz album that Scott recommends. They went and changed the alphabet song, hate to admit that it's better this way. A public service announcement for the stupid. Jump scare by Scary Manilow.

The Docs talk shop solo today, while Dean-o is on the road. Dr. Bob discusses his upcoming road trip and Dr. Chip got a new bike. What would our economy even look like without any wars? Johnny Trindlin is angling for Dean-o's job. Dr. Bob shamelessly shills for Cornbread. How much for your dignity when cheap gas is on the line? Die hard Trumpers are like old band followers. The Docs check out some clips from Haulover Inlet, idiocy abounds. Looks like the dog got sick of their podcast. We talk about Ashtray Socrates and Candace Owens debate. Watch some cops trying to entrap Uber drivers with cash. Karen receives an offer for some language lessons, never sees the irony.

A rare rant from producer Dean-o, a series of unfortunate events. Do you tip for coffee at a drive-thru? We lost Uncle Skip, but give Dr. Chip his TV back(Dr. Chip goes off on new TV's). The Slackline is open for texts and memes guys.Dr. Chip tells some ghost stories. Guess Dr. Chip is on ALL the watch lists (how do you grt pre-banned by Reddit?). Aaand Dr. Chip is in trouble with X again.Dr. Bob is shamelessly looking for sponsors. Texas cannabis laws regressed by fifty years. Name that genre, Mobster Rap and Chap Hop. Check out post apocalyptic Martha Stewart. The FBI padding their numbers again. Witness the dance of the mad bastard. Can your password be a felony? Does the passenger have to show ID? How is this thing any better than a ladder? 

Dr. Bob almost froze to death at home after surviving a colossal dumbass's driving on his trip home. We compare a spider in the car, a bee in your helmet, and hot coals to the nuts. Some more old man rain chat from the whole gang. Nature is kind of gross and a little bit rude. The Docs witnessed a bartender performing an exorcism and a vet swap horror stories with an ex-convict.(Welcome back to south Florida.) We revisit some technical gremlins that seem to follow us around. Dr. Chip shows how to make your HOA work for you, not against you. See a blast from the past when producer Dean-o was announcing on Let's Make A Deal. Dean-o talks game shows and meeting Dick Clark. Some sarcasm gone awry on X. Guess you can't pee with a flip phone. These clickbait IQ tests are getting out of hand. Some more weed gear gets reviewed by the Docs. Creepy doll song with lyrics written by the comments is pure comedy gold. Skeletor Pesci (why does this work so well?). Dr. Chip reveals his least favorite Tom Petty song. Should we commission a rap track? Is this the guitar of the future?(give one to Buckethead please)

Another rare in studio appearance by Dr. Bob. (why do we discuss rain so often?) The Docs share their experience of attending the Dave Smith show (07/30/2026) , highlights include Nurse Becca, an unwelcome guest, hard chairs, bad parking, and "V.I.P" power couples. Dr. Bob had a spicy Russian haircut. Dr. Chip's license renewal was too easy. Dr. Chip tells an old Covid story, Fauci pleads the fifth. We watch the most horrifying "is it cake?" video ever made. Weed gear for console gaming? A video depicting an "if Charlie Sheen chose weed" scenario. Some great interplay between a pastor and the band, real crowd control.

We're back after a full week and Dr. Chip wants to do a MST3K style movie reaction video. The gang talks movies and way too much about rain. Producer Dean-o is back on the radio in North Carolina. A quick Iran War update and Britain's involvement. Is Saudi Arabia joinig the nuclear age? Guess the SAVE Act passed, with an Israeli commitment clause tacked on. Did Ross Perot change elections? Can you be pulled over for a "buddy's" speeding offence? This guy shoots an officer and walks frree, there were not really any good guys involved i the entire incident. We watch a terrible A.I. video involving a cop and an undercover FBI agent posing as a homeless person. An auditor presses a guy who probably stares at goats. Dr. Bob shows everyone his father's doppleganger on the bongos.Witness the cheeseburger casserole from hell.

The Docs are joined by today's guest Paul Miuccio. The gang cateches up on everybody's weekend. Dr. Bob is definitely not a Disney adult. Dr. Bob both endorses and recaps an episode pf It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Dean-o spent fifteen years in Orlando, worse than a prison sentence! We quiz our guest on what it was like to have a cop dad. Dr. Bob tells some schoolday stories ( he was always an asshole). Dean-o tells us some highlights from his time on the force, riot control and searching a trailer. Going from law enforcement to radio and game show announcer is quite the career shift. Dr. Chip's weekend was a "cat"astrophe. Is Bieber the new face of MAGA? Dr. Chip presents a thought experiment set during the height of American slavery. Dr. Chip gives us a Tyler Robinson update. See the benefits of testosterone. A shwarma fell into my mouth. Some one-wheel off road adventures, looks sketchy to us. She really needs her brakes rotated.

The Docs fly solo today as technical issues deprive us of Dean-o. Dr. Bob's shares a short rant about Publix deli procedures. The Docs discuss J.D. Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jordan Peterson's rather odd fanbase, and Candace Owens wrecking marriages on X. Dr. Chip is not a fan of air shows. Has the US wasted its military on the wrong approach? Why advertise an airport? We watch a snarky game warden who really likes his work. Contender for asshole of the year wants those kids off his lawn (and in jail!).Some trouble at the dispensary and the salon (same lady?). The duo that would maybe have been great, Varney and Williams. Dr. Chip proposes a game that will have no winners (we apologize to everyone for this). Both Docs read tweets from Japanese visitors to America. Watch the most unhinged car salesman in history, did this ever air on real tv? 

Three old guys (us) complain about the heat and start the show solemnly sharing stories of ailing relatives. Dr. Chip shares his thoughts on Tyler Robinson's pre-trial discoveries. Bullet fragments, Tai's (friend of the show) drone theory, and general lack of physical hard evidence. Is Candace Owens officially Queen of X or is it just Dr. Chip's algorithm? Dr. Bob doesn't like interacting with social media (except for YouTube). A.I. is somehow making political ads even worse in Michigan and "Varmont". When is it too late to order from a place? Creepy skin masks on Fox news is just normal now? Dr. Bob shares a rant that puts his to shame, a true master of rage and wit. Watching Methany break it down at the intersection leads to talk of CB radios. Billy Buttcrack, professional idiot with chunky peanut butter sunscreen. Judge Fleischer being the good guy again. 

We're all remote again, from Florida to North Carolina. After catching up Dr, Chip gives us an update on the Tyler Robinson trial and it's "mountain of evidence". What footage did they show the court? Mitch looks a little too good in his "recent" photo. Dr. Chip had a date (sounds hot and rainy).The Docs talk about Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan and how cooked we are. Who would really be at the top of Iran's list? When is too soon to learn how to ride? We see a bronzed biker living his best life (comments do not disappoint). Two different approaches to traffic, two different bikes. How is this thing street legal? Bryan Adams needs better security. A truly sincere apology on the court. One cheese pizza and an uppercut to go please.

The gang reconvenes after an afternoon studio attempt went awry. Dr. Chip will probably never get back on Facebook. Dino has some minor flooding, and Dr. Chip's houseguest makes an appearance. The Docs watch a clip of an auditor in Texas schooling local law enforcement on state statutes. When are you required to show identification? We see a classic Dragnet scene that predicted the future nicely. See another list of things you should definitely "not" do. One of Dr. Bob's favorite Youtubers destroys an evil A.I. scam bot. Home defense as our founding fathers would have approved. Could you survive the Trump diet? (is it more dangerous than drinking like Churchill?)

Big shoutout to our social media manager Alison, as we are officially everywhere now. We watch some scandalous video clips with a running theme of fear. Some jobs are scary and not suited for just anybody. Don't be a delivery driver if you are scared of dogs, and don't be a cop if you are scared of people. Also, don't harass somebody who's pointing a gun at you. Birthright citizenship seems like a pretty good standard to us. How about a Price is Right gubernatorial contest? Punkin, friend of the show. Why would you place a camera there? Can you imagine having dinner with this guy? Now that's a proposal she will never forget. Better than factory AC? Illegal consumption of Taco Bell (honestly it probably should be illegal to eat it). Never try to ticket a Mormon with DUI.

The gang complain about heat and traffic in grumpy old man fashion. We get a Dr. Chip flashback from ten years ago with Ha$htag, and the tale of the missing bass. A quick update on Dr. Chip's X status (jail, parole, probation?). Dr. Bob points out some hypocrisy regarding YouTube's ads vs content (ours). The Docs read some fresh comments. Did this guy throw the play? (Kalshi is ruining everything). The Docs watch a really cool reenactment and do a brief history dive into early America. Robber barons never really went away. We show a clip from a miserable EV road trip to trigger Dino. Erika Kirk's morbid photo op gets revisited. Dr. Chip gives Dr. Bob an impromptu reading test. A neighborhood hater sets up in his yard with snacks and a phone. We watch some celebrities being angry and playing the victim. An extreme version of couch surfing provided by Dino. Not everyone should have a chainsaw.

A rare appearance by Dr. Bob in studio. Dr. Bob ruined our lunch date for everyone, even if the bar was kinda cool. An odd barhop conversation leads to the Docs swapping Key West stories. Did Israel just imply that they might have nukes? (doesn't everybody think they do?). Dunning-Kruger effect on display, why is it always physicists? New caller Johnny Trindlin reports in to the Slackline. Hippos vs. Crocodiles, yikes. Dr. Bob recommends Coast Seafood in Lake Worth Beach Florida. Who's still cashing slavery checks in 2026? Weed Doritos and weed ice cream, did society create a perpetual munchie machine loop? Is Fishback florida's next governor? Is God's loophole Old Testament or New? Does Trump understand religion at all? Dr. Chip argues for abolishing all political parties. Is this lady preacher channeling the ghost of Sam Kinison? The Docs dip into politics with a MTG clip and some light Fetterman bashing.

The whole gang moans about the heat. Dr. Bob hits the buffet and shares some local Gainesville stories, rants include paper straws, haircuts, and soccer. The Docs talk about the war and possible peace via greed (not if you threaten the negotiators). We review some new and improved keyboards. Church looks different now. We see a DIY hybrid idea. The Tartan Army drinks Boston dry, Miami is next. Who else remembers " That's Incredible" and " Real People "? Dave Reubens doesn't look too scared. We compare collecting to hoarding. The Docs check out some full contact basketball (Rugbyball?). Another fine example of German engineering.

The Docs discuss shaving and haircuts, Dr. Bob does another medical rant. The talk about the Iran War and Memorandum of (mis) Understanding, and potential scapegoats. Dr. Chip shares some landlord horror stories. This UFC "plot" is total bullshit, and nobody seems to be buying it except maybe Tim Pool. Dr. Chip takes another jab at PBD. Bongino just wants to be noticed again. George Santos gets into a catfight at the post office. A brave Cowboys fan confronts the county commissioners. What's life like without a smart phone? (ask Dr. Chip). Baby Billy is selfless, just like us. Christian apologist playing with words. Docs watch a Bill Maher clip and discuss cop shootings. Dr. Chip debuts his newest bass.

What is restless leg syndrome? Dean-o makes it back to South Florida. Dr. Chip might be dodging mangoes. Tropical storm Arthur update, hurricane or typhoon? Dr. Bob shares his comment war with a fan. Can you be too smart for the military? Absolute certainty leads to absolute cruelty. Critical thinking espoused in Scripture? Our economic model explained quite well. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING (nudge nudge wink wink). The F.B.I.'s newest entrapment victims. Dr. Chip drops a quickie. So, the war with Iran is over? What's the current state of sonic warfare? (Havana Syndrome) A perfect response to bill collectors. Dr. Bob asks, " Why aren't we all taking oxytocin?". Heroin, brought to you by Bayer (1898). What's the deal with 440hz? (Dr. Chip explains).

Producer Dean-O is live in NC at JD's Tavern. Dr. Bob recommends Mt. Airy NC for fans of Mayberry. Are you calling my dog a liar? Some minor technical difficulties... Dr. Chip destroys his furniture. NC BBQ  is underrated. Are road trips getting worse as we age? Dr. Chip shares the best speeding excuse ever? We went to high school with rich kids. A clip of a good cop and a petty bastard. Living in a van, down "on" the river. A crazy stare down at 4H. Dr. Bob asks, " Why can't I have my prescribed THC in the hospital now?". TPUSA  admits to using A.I. footage. Alcoholic math is convoluted, but not wrong. A Slip'n'Slide from Hell (Dr. Bob's nightmare fuel). Why did you pardon him?(I don't know who he is). Swimming hole shenanigans (it's tough to watch). The scariest prison gang we've ever seen.

It's the end of the world as we know it (Edgar Cayce thought so). So, Iran does have a nuke? Watch Lindsey Graham flop like a fish on a boat. Trump (again) says the quiet part out loud. Commenting on someone's commentary (we probably have).The "good old days" don't seem that long ago, pre-2020. Another shining example of a public educator (who is Lejeune?). Ow, my balls- The Docs swap offroad adventure stories. A man and his meds sings crooner style. New contender for world's worst haircut, respect the drip. Milk crate Olympics are fire. America's next country music star. Alex Jones sounds like a tribal toddler. New meaning to "rolling out the red carpet". What's that button do?

The Docs are locked out of X and have to improvise (mostly). Google knows us now! Yet another rant from Dr. Bob (this one ends at Walmart and verbal abuse). Dr. Chip tells his dentist to kick sand.The dental industry is kind of a scam. Dr. Chip runs out of gas and Producer Dean runs out of juice.Vance is itching to go after the cartels, but apparently not China. Shoutout to Dr. Kramers's new book Achieving Digestive Well Being available soon. Dr. Chip gives us a tour of the compound. The whole gang compares bikes. We watch a clip of one of Dr. Bob's favorite shows from Mitchell and Webb. Dr. Chip rips on Adam Carolla and suggests a new lineup for The View. What is the most ridiculous excuse you've ever used to avoid work? Anybody else remember Bar Olympics? Breaking News on air, 6.9 earthquake off the coast of Cuba.

Is PBD going to give the money back? Dr. Chip reveals the best network marketing "scam" ever. (Try Schedule 1). Dr. Bob recommends MOUSE P.I. for Hire. Is racism fueled by the war on drugs? We hear back from Victor! The Docs again reveal their inspiration with an old Love Doctor's bit. Whatever happened to Dano? Dr. Chip thinks the entire GOP is totally gay now. Dr. Bob explains the end game of misogyny... The Docs swap stories of being recognized from childhood. Do school patrols still go to Washington D.C.? The Docs discuss American Empire and its beginnings. The Docs get out stonered and swap weed stories. Breaking News- Rosie O'Donnell got a facelift. We watch the backhand heard round the world. " Where does the fire poop"? Dr. Chip is back in X jail (to noone's surprise). 

Are the Docs putting in effort (not very slack of them). A quick YouTube update, good news for a change. Dr. Bob's mail mishap, what would you have done?  Another fine example of " Clown Blood" from Dr. Bob. Is J.D.Vance preparing to jump ship? Why did Peter Thiel flee to Argentina? The Docs react to the D.O.J. gaslighting the public in fine fashion. Docs talk about the upcoming massive A.I. datacenter coming to Palm Beach County (is DeSantis backpedaling?). Who wouldn't pay a little more for child free spaces? What's the weirdest food you've ever tried? Do ya think the officer maybe overreacted just a tad? Docs give an update on the one-armed driver who went viral, she won her case. BEAR SCARE!! Only Van Halen can save us now. The Isle of Man TT race is the ballsiest sport on Earth.

The Docs bitch about YouTube Ads(who watches these things?). Dr. Bob is a little woozy this show. Both Docs discuss drug production and various processes and Dr. Chip explains " seed to table". Dr. Chip rips on Bill Maher for fun and Dr. Bob reveals why he's owed one million dollars. We view a clip that gives a new meaning to the expression " Hand to God". Mike Mike finally speaks and does not disappoint. The Docs consider and discuss DMT and other hallucinogens (future show idea?). We watch a clip of either the worst or best haircut ever? A clip of a nutshot that would make Johnny Knoxville proud is video gold. What bike should Dr. Bob's sister get as her first? WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER? Whales apparently speak in a fashion similar to Chinese? Watch RFK Jr juggles snakes (Pentecostals take note).

Dr. Chip unveils his Kill Tony material. The Docs apparently can't do math. Have political parties outlived their utility? Think they will spend as much on the Kentucky election as they did for the Primary? Watch as kids "mosh pit" for the Lord. My graduation was different. Do the numbers in the Kentucky Primary add up? Whatever this job is, we don't njeed it. The Docs watch a clowder of cats frolicking in a field. Dr. Chip explains how music was made in the 80's and 90's. Elon is GEEKED out! Yes, Dr. Bob is indeed a nerd. Dr. Chip in trouble with X again.A quick update on CHUD and check out Dr. Chip's new bass.

The Docs are in trouble with YouTube again (Rules for thee not for me). Dr. Bob rants for almost ten minutes about corporate policy and hypocrisy. The Docs surf Zillow and after applying some filters reveal a bright blue pattern (as far as the eye can see). Are governments really seeking an A.I. Oracle of Delphi? Elon wants to put datacenters in space, hopefully in person. Florida is trying out a "charging lane", Dr. Bob sees some issues. Dr. Chip puts Dr. Bob in the hot seat (Happy Birthday to Isael?). The Docs review a clip of Jaden Smith's competition. The Docs discuss some ideas for the show- Test Scam?- Joke Swap? Dr. Chip opted out of the smart phone revolution. Anybody else miss their 90's tech? Is it travelling?- Noooooo. Our international policy has come down to McDonald's vs Chinese Takeout (Trump's apparent metric). Kevin O'Leary spills the beans on true motive. Yet another graduating class boos A.I.(these speakers really should start reading the room).

Somebody clipped Fetterman's word salad (aminal?). These drugs have been brought to you by the letter "C". We've gone from Sleepy Joe to Dozing Don. Triumph hasn't lost his touch as he roasts Stavvy baby. Dr. Bob gives some video game recommendations, Plague Inc. and Robocop Rogue City. (RFKism Tism).The Docs share a supposed pro Israel post( we prefer the Hannukah Song). Dr. Bob is a coffee snob. Gad Saad has some serious Hood Spa. Joe Rogan doesn't punch back like he used to. Big alien reveal being rolled out, to unite us all or just kill religion? We remember when mangoes and avocados were free(in South Florida). The Docs react to a creepy optical illusion. A.I. diplomas at UCLA, we are so cooked as a society. Dr.Bob's niece has a dog which may be the Prima Donna of Destruction(Lucy). Apparently, Dr.Bob made a mistake as Lucy was alone in the house at the time of the crime.

Dr. Bob woke up telling lies. The Docs discuss Oscopys, Endo vs Colon? Dr. Bob's sister is in for a Field Day. Sometimes you do need a Jeep. Are the Docs finally figuring out copyright? Who else remembers Pete Puma? We watch a disturbing clip of a biker who did the right thing but got wronged. Maybe Dr. Chip is actually autistic? We give a shoutout to Dave Conley and Dr. Bob lashes out again at British cuisine. Somehow printers have gotten even worse. J.D. Vance isn't fooling anybody (except Theo Von). Dr. Chip explains the real goal of the SAVE Act. What exactly is a " majority minority"? Chef Fetterman tosses an 18 second word salad. The Docs react to clip of Bill Maher, Crenshaw, Fetterman, and comic relief Donna Brazile.

Dr. Bob bitches some more about the medical field. Dr. Chip tried to poach a maid, and rants about the F.D.O.T. tolls and stupid road signs. The Docs finish reacting to Big Brother Rockstar Edition... Then Dr. Chip gets a rather visceral reaction from Bob with a video clip full of neck cracking horror. Was young Tim Dillon a baller? What's actually worse today, students or teachers? We witness when gaming goes too too far. The Docs check out a new Chinese cooking show, haters will say it's A.I..Where have all the recording studios gone?

The Docs rant like boomers over buying event tickets online. Who is behind the push for digital currency? The Docs still don't "get" copyright law. In a real life "Horrible Bosses" situation, what would the Docs do? It might be time for big pharma to go medieval on our asses. The Docs react to maybe the best Freddy Mercury impersonation of all time. We watch as The Onion destroys Alex Jones. The term 86 is pretty well understood. The Docs need a weed sponsor! Shabbos workarounds are hilarious. The Docs react and comment on a Big Brother Supergroup disaster of a show. 

Dr. Chip starts things off with a quick Charlie Kirk update, Candace is getting sued again. We're sure that everybody knows what "86" means. The Docs talk about what's going underneath the ballroom. We get a call from a Russian fan! Dr. Bob shares a short tribute to David Allen Coe. The Docs share some clips- Apparently smoking is good for you( in Sardinia)? These kids today cannot read. "So, you're a music guy?" The Docs check out South Florida real estate.

The Docs sit down with Sharaud Norman. Founder of PenPub and fellow YouTuber@WeAreNotGoingToMars. Tai talks about his military background as an information systems analyst and the unique perspective that allows him. Tai explains his theory regarding the Charlie Kirk shooting , more than one shot, an explanation for the tee shirt footage, drone usage, Elbit Systems involvement.There is a great deal more as we go deeper down the rabbit hole, and we encourage our viewers to check out the links in the description below to Charlie Kirk Operation 322 on YouTube and Charlie's CLOSURE on X(Twitter) for even more details Finally the Docs and Tai  briefly discuss the Correspondent's Dinner shooting until the bell rings! Something tells me Mr. Norman will be back to talk again as things develop.                      Links mentioned: https://x.com/i/status/2032468072796176574https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLrhGCkaIgIufXdJAuNuMqTE7l7Y7jSzY&si=lLlwQM_G1t7pYjgm   

The Docs discover they're banned in Russia! The Docs swap some great service industry stories from the old days. How do we feel about Ibogaine? The Docs react to clips- Clavicular on Matan is top tier trolling. A Gene Simmons look alike is still rocking. WTH is Kash looking at? How do you outrun 3000 people? A mortal threat, really?(Well maybe...) Mother of the year contender for your consideration. People forget how good Manhunter(1986) was. Another cheesy Trump photo opp or just a McDonald's ad? 

The Docs attend to their voicemails. Who really dictates when the Strait of Hormuz opens, it's Lloyd's of London. Is Erika Kirk hiding from Furries? All social media is based on ragebaiting. What is a " Dirt Nerd"? Should the plea of no contest be abolished? Are jokes about Israel illegal now? The Docs share some choice  clips: It's not a car, it's a Jeep". Here kitty kitty. When a master's degree get you a cashier position. The medbots are here, would you even notice? Just a regular soccer match folks. What $115 of trash looks like. The greatest woman alive followed by the most reprehensible teacher on earth.

Dr. Chip flies solo again with Producer Dean. Dr. Chip does a quick deep dive into the current updates on the Tyler Robinson trial. Were all the rounds fungible? A picture of a picture of a note that was destroyed? How do you make the timeline of the chat messages mesh with time of arrest? Was Tyler permitted use of his phone while in custody? With the absence of Dr. Bob, Dr. Chip traps Dean into watching a range of videos and posts from X. Dr. Chip shows us some potential aliens living among us. Doc offers to assist the "looksmaxing" practitioners with volunteer hammer time. Two words, MUMBAI PYTHON. The Modern version of reefer madness.

The Docs talk with John Rizvi, owner of GPS( Growth Professor Studios), patent attorney, and definitely  our best dressed guest to date. John gives us an inside look at patent law including: what are the requirements to file for a patent? How does international patent law operate and how is it enforced? The nuances of novelty, usefulness, and being non obvious. The different types of patents- Design patents( the look)-Utility patents( the function)- Intellectual Property as regards to Copyrights and trademarks. A brief intermission and the Docs react to clips and check their voicemail. We watch Doug Stanhope shining in front of the city council. We react to a Karen who doesn't want to see them eat lunch. A brief discussion on the proper order to watch Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.

Dr. Bob has hospital updates including the worst food in the entire building. The Docs talk Tyler Robinson and some bullet theories. The chat messages and timeline just don't jibe. Will Tyler even make it to trial and can you bet it on Kalshi?  Did Tyler simply provide the gun? Was Trump's golden pager gift a veiled threat? The Docs do an Iran War update. How is this a victory? Dr. Chip updates his troubles on X. Why are comments more sensitive than content? More and more bots on X. Dr. Chip shares a coffe clip and his doubts regarding Artemis. Check out my new Bike! The Docs go through their voicemails.

What happens when the military rescinds consent? Between mass surveillance, satellites, FBI, CIA, NSA, how many people really know how Charlie Kirk's assassination went down? Dr. Chip wants to know where all the parents of the victims are? Did Fishback just destroy his chances? The Docs react to a truly tasteless Easter clip( who knew Jesus could dunk?). Dr. Bob hates on Ozempic again. Dr. Chip explains the connection between Nazism and Zionism. Did statins kill Dr. Chip's mom? God forbid a white boy get a little motion. Dr. Chip has some questions about Artemis. As fellow Florida men, the Docs react to a segment about Florida Man.

We talk about Joe Rogan gaslighting Theo Von. Is Rogan compromised now? We illustrate that X is full of bots by analyzing our YouTube views from the Charlie Kirk episode. The Docs examine the bullet theories after inconclusive results were revealed by the F.B.I. When did writing on bullets become so in fashion? The Docs discuss ethanol and the nature of subsidies. Why does the Department of War sound like a def poetry jam? Dr. Chip baits Dr. Bob with a clip and gets the rant he's after. Ozempic is just chemical Buddhism. Won't anyone help the gays of Hormuz? Did your parents lie to you growing up? 

The Docs take turns between voicemails and clips from this week. Is TPUSA playing 4d chess? Did Hillary ever need help destroying her reputation? And is Newsom going to  follow her? RFK Jr. thinks his uncle would approve of what Trump is doing (WTF).We watch a clip of Trump's "spiritual" advisor going full ham on stage. Dr. Chip sneaks in another jab at TSA. Druski is poised to steal Afroman's thunder. One of Dr. Bob's favorite Youtubers(Alex O'Connor) breaks down the history of scripture succinctly. Dr.Chip proposes a new call in game idea. Watch as Vance chuckles while confessing that aliens are demons, we are cooked. The Docs talk shop, clown blood, trains, and ramblings..

No clips for you guys today. Just Dr. Bob reliving his recent hospital stay. Dr. Bob takes us from the E.R. to inpatient. Topics include pain management (lucky number 7), self-advocacy, hospital rules/guidelines, sowing dissent amongst patients, how hospitals really work, interns and hospitalists, and of course THE BEEPING. All these and more, a must watch for anyone who has a hospital visit in their future (all of us).

Dr. Chip shares his ongoing issues with X(and FB). We compare gambling to the stock market. The Docs talk about the war in Iran, Strait of Hormuz, and the petrodollar. Mexico's president is pushing for all digital currency, what a horrible place to try. Both Docs approve of intrastate aviation! Dr. Chip grants us another short rant against TSA. Has the world ever hated the USA more than right now? The Docs react to a clip of utter hypocrisy, and a funny one that reveals only some of the reasons no one can fix anything anymore.

Dr. Bob pulls a dick move. A brief history of the evolution of produce. Kim Jong Un wins in another landslide election, but who would run against him? The Doc discuss the problems with polls. Dr. Chip rants against the TSA, why don't the airlines pay for it? Trump is just itching to "take" Cuba. The Docs show Afroman some love and support. We watch a fine example of modern day propaganda courtesy of FOX news, we all know what Reagan would do. Dr. Chip argues for getting rid of umpires in baseball.The Docs school can't be any worse than what we have now. We check out some microtonal music. R.I.P. Chuck Norris, a true American badass.

Dr. Bob is under a tornado watch. We talk about Flock camera development and is Tucker Carlson in trouble? Dr. Bob has a doppleganger. We need a Fuentes and Barr debate! We watch one hell of a finishing move.The link between the military and technology is stronger than ever.Is Netanyahu still alive? Dr. Chip has some Wifi troubles at home. We look at Florida housing post Ian, who will rebuild with the FEMA restrictions? Should they? How long before gas hits five dollars a gallon? The Docs discuss the war in Iran, what are the real goals?

We welcome Young Ethan,friend of the show from the very beginning. Dr. Chip just can't stay out of trouble on X. How Canadian are you? We all react to a video laden with bad choices.Why do we need laws to enforce existing laws? Are young Americans even draftable now? Cuba probably doesn't have long...We watch the "moment" Charlie Kirk's fate was sealed. Was Trump convinced Iran was hunting him? Some more disconcerting religious fervor from Ted Cruz. The Docs have a good ramble.

The farm bill loophole is closing, sadly. A quick FB update by Dr. Chip. Still banned? Dr. Chip went to Best Buy (when companies self sabotage).Dr. Chip wants to run for local office.Why are we still arguing about Daylight Savings Time? McDonald's CEO REALLY likes their new "product". We review an absolutely fabulous kata, watch some paid jaywalkers, and learn that the Scottish may be immune to voice recognition. The Docs ramble about toll roads. Dr. Chip the dog whisperer.