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The Sleep Pod: Boring Bedtime Stories
by The Sleep Pod
Unwind and relax with a meandering and boring story carefully crafted to help you chill out at bedtime, and to help ease you in to sound peaceful slumber. There’s no drama, no excitement; all of our stories are just rambling stress-free tales made up on the spot with a comfy and meditative mood. Turn down the lights, get comfortable, and let yourself get bored to sleep. Don’t worry, you won’t miss anything important if you do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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SP0051 - 'Villain'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! Aspiring supervillain Dr. Barry Puce seeks out inspiration for a new project. Quick note: There are no ads once the story starts (usually around five minutes in), and none at the end. I recommend that you turn off autoplay / clear the ‘up next’…
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SP0050 - 'Badger'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Vernon Drumfork is visited by a new client, disrupting his planned admin day with an interesting new case. Will he find the missing item? Why does Bridget Shin smell of geraniums? Was the whole 'badger' thing under-used in this...
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SP0049 - 'Winter'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Winter has finally arrived and Virginia Blurt has a lot of work to do for the big project that the town has been looking forward to for the last 12 months. Sorry it's taken so long to get this episode out - It will be full steam...
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SP0048 - 'Cottage'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A witch does some very mild time-travel in order to check something and get retrieve an item. Quick note 1: Sorry that the audio quality isn’t as pristine as it usually is! I’ve had to change my setup and recording location and...
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SP0047 - 'Paper'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Rex Mojito spends some time enjoying his favourite hobby, taking him to exciting locations such as a supermarket car park and a town center. Quick note: There are no ads once the story starts (usually around five minutes in), and...
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SP0046 - 'Dust'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Brendan and Mia need a break from all the excitement of their busy work-lives. Quick note: There are no ads once the story starts (usually around five minutes in), and none at the end. I recommend that you turn off autoplay /…
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SP0045 - 'Fog'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: 24 Hours at Christina Vignette’s hot liquid emporium. Quick note: There are no ads once the story starts (usually around five minutes in), and none at the end. I recommend that you turn off autoplay / clear the ‘up next’ bit of…
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SP0044 - 'Curtain'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Stratford Plume discovers what is behind the mysterious curtain in his curtain room, and ends up having quite a nice time. If you like what I do, why not help support the podcasts by buying me a coffee at...
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SP0043 - 'Button'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Glork, a space-alien with a passion for Earth’s culture, visits Earth and does a bit of sight-seeing. If you like what I do, why not help support the podcasts by buying me a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Thesleeppod…
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SP0042 - 'Gravy'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing improvised story! In this episode: The mystery of why the cinema smells of gravy. If you like what I do, why not help support the podcast by buying me a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Thesleeppod Follow me and get in touch on any of the…
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SP0041 - 'Orange'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Carmen Umbongo has a surplus of oranges! As I said in the episode (and have been saying everywhere for a while now!), I’m working on getting back to being able to put out more frequent stories. It’s going to happen, it shouldn’t…
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SP0040 - 'Radio'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Eva hears a mysterious broadcast on her radio. Then she goes to sleep. Quick note: I’m sorry about the loud ads at the end of the episodes - This was an oversight on my part, and I'm working on changing this. Until it's sorted…
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SP0039 - 'Mountain'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A beloved item goes missing, causing Ashley Poundland to go on a mission to retrieve it. I've been working hard to get back in the position where I can return to doing episodes much more frequently, and I'm almost there! I know…
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SP0038 - 'Fox'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Stuart the fox is in over his head with paperwork and needs some help. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying me a coffee at...
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SP0037 - Moon
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A gibbon named Phil wants more from life and so he decides that he wants to own the moon. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying me a…
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SP0036 - 'Lyrics'
SP0036 - ‘Lyrics’ Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Clinky Bobbins gets a guided tour of a park, looks at a lake, climbs a rock, and has an epiphany. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't...
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SP0035 - 'Music'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Clinky Bobbins goes for a walk, hoping to be inspired by nature. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying me a coffee at...
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SP0034 - 'Tent'
SP0034 - ‘Tent’ Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Suzan has a great idea in a tent, that results in her favourite rope going missing. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying...
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SP0033 - 'Santa'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this special festive episode: Find out what Santa does when he’s faces with a lot of free time before he needs to depart on his annual journey. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake…
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SP0032 - 'Magic'
SP0032 - ‘Magic’ Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this lightly festive episode: Magic Ian the magician is hired to perform at a corporate function for their end of year winter solstice meal. There is magic, numbers, a harmonica, and at least two doves! Creating a podcast with...
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SP0031 - 'Perfume'
SP0031 - ‘Perfume’ Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Is the weirdness of perfume ads a universal constant? Connie and Howard go on a boring adventure to find out! Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake…
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SP0030 - ‘Bridge’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Lucy attempts to let fate decide what she does on her day off. There is art, dry cleaning, and a lizard! Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by...
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SP0029 - 'Doctor'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A quest for the long-forgotten recipe for trifle leads to a cucumber farmer having breakfast in a coffee shop and meeting a doctor. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me…
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SP0028 - 'King'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A humble cucumber farmer is summoned to meet the king! There’s a crow, a tricycle, and a lot of marble. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by...
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SP0027 - 'Birthday'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: It’s the birthday special! A birthday trip, a train ride, a bucket of seafood. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying me a coffee at...
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SP0026 - 'Tree'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Accidental meditation, the formation of a wallpaper-designing dream-team, and an awful joke I simply refuse to apologise for. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so…
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SP0025 - 'Wallpaper'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A wallpaper designer has seven days to perform emergency market research before pitching a new pattern to world-renowned wallpaper mogul Gerald Frome! Part two of this ungripping adventure shall follow in a week or two! Creating a...
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SP0024 - ‘Ice’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: An almost complete inventory of a home, snowmobiles, ice! Honestly, this may be the most boring episode yet! Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to…
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SP0023 - 'VHS'
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! We’re back after a bit of a break, and I’ve pulled out all the stops for this episode! A quest to remember the name of a movie! Coats! Shoes! A librarian! This episode has it all! Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale...
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SP0022 - ’Desk’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Benton Farrier: Space Detective! A problematic paella causes a family fracture! Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day. Creating a podcast with...
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SP0021 - ’Hole’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A nice walk in the woods! Is there any running and jumping? No! Is there a hole? Yes! Eventually! Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day....
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SP0020 - ’Tales from the Spam Filter’
It’s the twentieth episode special! Something a bit different for this important milestone! Rather than making up a daft story, I’ve decided to read a load of emails from my spam folder.Sure, it’s a bit different to the normal content, but it’s still a nice distraction from reality. Don’t worry,...
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SP0019 - ’Boat’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Frank, accidental boat-owner and professional thought-consultant, travels to a neighbouring town to meet a new client. There’s a bicycle, a boat, and a surprise third mode of transport mentioned right at the end! This episode has...
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SP0018 - ’Wind’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story... In this episode: A fallen tree reveals a mysterious item! There’s beanbags, a box, and maybe a witch?! Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day. Creating a...
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SP0017 - ’Candles’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: One woman’s quest to find the next big smell, or her days at the candle factory could be numbered! Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day....
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SP0016 - ’Chair’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A chair! Hopefully that is enough information to entice even the most reluctant of listeners, but if it wasn’t then let me assure you that the chair in this story is incredibly comfortable. Every story is an improvised…
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SP0015 - ’Snow’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this weeks episode we hear a slightly too long breakfast routine, experience some unexpected weather, and accidentally slip from present-tense to past-tense 2 minutes in to a story and hope that nobody notices! Every story is an improvised,...
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SP0014 - ’Guided Meditation: Traffic’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! For this week’s story I’d like to take you on a quest to pass some time and stretch your legs whilst being stuck in a strangely tranquil traffic jam. Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you…
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SP0013 - ’Fax’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this week’s story we find a use for some obsolete technology, discover what is the most profitable gift to be blessed with, and visit a very clean kitchen. Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to…
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SP0012 - ’Guided Meditation in a TV Shopping Channel Studio’
Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! Something a bit different this week, as I take you on a (sort of) guided meditation. We will look at some trees, some signs, and meet someone with the best double-barrel name that I’ve ever hastily made up. Need some more audio to sleep to? I've…
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SP0011 - ’Ding Dong Merrily on Pie’
Get bored to sleep with a festive-themed story! After last week’s festive appetiser, I’ve gone all out for the main event! Taking inspiration from every made-for-TV Christmas rom-com movie I’ve ever seen, I’m delighted to present ‘Ding Dong Merrily on Pie’ - A story that Hallmark (probably)…
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0010 - ‘Festive Special 1 - Tinsel’
Get bored to sleep with a (slightly festive) meandering bedtime story. Yes, it’s that time of year, so I have stepped into Christmas, jingled some bells, and done two festive specials! Tinsel, robots, underground cave systems! These are just some of the things that are mentioned in this episode.…
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Episode 0009 - ‘The Ian Chronicles 2: Sponge‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. Hello! It's time for the second part of our mini-series, 'The Ian Chronicles'. In this episode we investigate the complexities of cleaning floors, discover what some doors sound like, and finally answer that age-old question, "what is the most…
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Episode 0008 - ‘The Ian Chronicles 1: Citrus‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. And we're back! This episode kicks off the unthrilling adventures of Ian, a spaceship breakdown recovery technician. We join him as he makes a sandwich, has a nap, and answers someones call for assistance. Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and...
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Intermission
Hello! This isn't a normal episode of The Sleep Pod! This is a long and boring apology and explanation of the recent sporadic releases for the podcast, and a brief explanation of what's happening with future episodes.If you're not interested in hearing my excuses but are happy enough to read…
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Episode 0007 - ‘Spooky Halloween Special‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. It is Halloween, so now is probably the sensible time to release the spooky halloween special episode! There are thrills, there are chills, there's a spooky house! Was that a ghost? Listen and find out! Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and...
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Episode 0006 - ‘Coast‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. In this episode we learn about a band with a terrible name, solve a riddle, and hear the most authentic pirate impression to ever appear on a podcast. There really is something here for everybody! Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram...
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Episode 0005 - ‘Sword‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. In this episode we learn how toast was made in fifth-century Britain, discover the real danger of eating nachos, and find out how much I can remember about early British history in what could be the most accurate retelling of the legend of King...
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Episode 0004 - ‘Post‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. In this episode, find out what happens when Mary is accidentally given a book, discover a new use for rhubarb, and learn the best way to change a postal worker's mind. Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram @TheSleepPodPodcast....
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Episode 0003 - ‘Deep‘
Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story. In this episode we travel great distances, discover the complexities of octopus and squid name pronunciations, and question the morality of vengeance. Going forward, Sundays should be the new release day for episodes. What better way to start…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Unwind and relax with a meandering and boring story carefully crafted to help you chill out at bedtime, and to help ease you in to sound peaceful slumber.
There’s no drama, no excitement; all of our stories are just rambling stress-free tales made up on the spot with a comfy and meditative mood.
Turn down the lights, get comfortable, and let yourself get bored to sleep.
Don’t worry, you won’t miss anything important if you do.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Sleep Pod
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Unwind and relax with a meandering and boring story carefully crafted to help you chill out at bedtime, and to help ease you in to sound peaceful slumber. There’s no drama, no excitement; all of our stories are just rambling stress-free tales made up on the spot with a comfy and meditative mood....
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