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The Smut Surveyors
by Smut Surveyors
The Sir and The Madame discuss erotic films from basic gratuity to triple x and everything in between. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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The Golden Age of Porn Part 2
The Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from the Golden Age of Porn: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA (1976, Mitchell Brothers Film Group) Written and directed by Sharon McNight, based on a novel by Stanislas de Rhodes, starring Jean Jennings, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Annette Haven, John...
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Erwin C. Dietrich
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Swiss director Erwin C. Dietrich: THE BED HOSTESSES aka HOSTESS IN HEAT aka CALENDAR GIRLS 2 (1972, Ascot Elite) Written and directed by Erwin C. Dietrich (Manfred Gregor & Michael Thomas), starring Ingrid Steeger, Karin Hoffman, Chrissta Free…
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Nick Millard aka Nick Philips
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from American director Nick Millard aka Nick Philips: FIRE IN HER BED (1972, Retro Seduction/Pop Cinema) Written and directed by Nick Millard (Alan Lindus), starring Donna Stanley (Donna Rae), Rodney Moore, Barbara Mills (Leona Tyler), Ann Perry, Vic...
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Eloy de la Iglesia
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Spanish director Eloy de la Iglesia: HIDDEN PLEASURES (1977, Altered Innocence) Directed by Eloy de la Iglesia, written by Eloy de la Iglesia, Rafael Sánchez Campoy, and Gonzalo Goicoechea, starring Simon Andreu, Toni Fuentes, Beatriz Rossat, and...
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Au Revoir to Sylvia Kristel's Emmanuelle
The Sir and the Madame discuss the final episodes of Sylvia Kristel's Emmanuelle: EMMANUELLE IN VENICE (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky based on characters by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela...
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Black Emanuelle Behind Bars
The Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle box set: DIVINE EMANUELLE aka FANATICO...WHEN THE GODDESS CALLS (1981, Severin) Written and directed by Christian Anders, starring Laura Gemser, Christina Anders, Gabriele Tinti, Maximillian Walters, Simone...
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Zalman King
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from American director Zalman King: RED SHOE DIARIES (1992, Kino Lorber) Directed by Zalman King, written by Patricia Louisianna Knop and Zalman King, starring David Duchovny, Brigitte Bako, and Billy Wirth. TWO MOON JUNCTION (1988, N/A) Directed by…
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Mondo Erotica
The Sir and the Madame discuss three erotic mondo films: THE ABCS OF LOVE AND SEX: AUSTRALIA STYLE (1978, Intervision) Directed by John D. Lamond, written by John D. Lamond and Alan Finney, starring Sandy Gore, Michael Cole, Marilyn Rodgers, Robyn Bartley, and Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan. THE...
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Jean Rollin
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from French director Jean Rollin: SCHOOLGIRL HITCHHIKERS (1973, Screenbound) Directed by Jean Rollin, starring Joëlle Coeur, Gilda Arancio, Marie Hélène Règne, Willy Braque, Pierre Julien, and Jean Rollin. NIGHT OF THE HUNTED (1980, Redemption) Written…
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Ajita Wilson
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films starring the fabulous Ajita Wilson: EVA MAN (1980, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Antonio D'Agostino, written by Luis Castra and Antonio D'Agostino, starring Eva Robin's, Ajita Wilson, Attilio Dottesio, Ramón Centenero, Sara Mora, Fabián Conde, Giuseppe...
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The Golden Age of Porn Vol. 2: Science Fiction
The Sir and the Madame discuss three science fiction epics from the Golden Age of Porn: THE SATISFIERS OF ALPHA BLUE (1981, Arrow Productions) Written and directed by Gerard Damiano, starring Lysa Thatcher, Robert Kerman (R. Bolla), Herschel Savage, Sharon Mitchell, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle,...
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Ozploitation
The Sir and the Madame discuss three sexploitation films from Australia: ALVIN PURPLE (1973, Umbrella) Directed by Tim Burstall, written by Alan Hopgood, starring Graeme Blundell, George Whaley, Penne Hackforth-Jones, Elli Maclure, Jack Weaver, Alan Finney, Abigail, Lynette Curran, and Kris...
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The Smut Surveyors Holiday Episode 2025
Surprise! We did another holiday episode where we discuss three of our favorite films! Details will go up in a week. Until then, you'll have to listen to see what they are! UPDATE: The Films! 9 1/2 WEEKS (1986, Warner Brothers) Directed by Adrian Lyne, written by Patricia Knop, Zalmon King, and...
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Russ Meyer
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films by American director Russ Meyer: THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS (1959, N/A) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Russ Meyer with narration by Edward J. Lasko, starring Bill Teas, Ann Peters, Marilyn Wesley, Michele Roberts, Dawn Danielle, June Wilkinson, and Russ...
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José Ramón Larraz
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Spanish director José Ramón Larraz: THE COMING OF SIN (1978, Arrow) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Larraz and Monique Pastrynn, starring Patricia Granada, Lidia Zuazo, Rafael Machado, Montserrat Julió, David Thomson, and Pilar...
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Emmanuelle's Secret Perfume
After a brief history of the Emmanuelle series, the Sir and the Madame discuss three more episodes from the first cable series: EMMANUELLE'S MAGIC (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur and Claire Lorentz, with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky, based on...
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BLACK EMANUELLE VOL. 3
In the season finale, the Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle box set from Severin Films: SISTER EMANUELLE (1977, Severin) Directed by Giuseppe Vari (Joseph Warren), written by Marino Onorati from a story by Mario Gariazzo, Palmanbrogio Molteni…
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THREE BETWEEN THE SHEETS
The Sir and the Madame discuss the Three Between the Sheets set from Severin Films: ECSTASY aka LOVE SCENES (1984, Severin) Directed by Bud Townsend, written by C. Penning Master, starring Tiffany Bolling, Franc Luz, Julie Newmar, Jack Carter, Daniel Pilon, John Warner Williams, Britt Ekland,...
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'90s EROTIC THRILLERS
The Sir and the Madame discuss three erotic thrillers from the '90s: BODY OF EVIDENCE (1993, Shout Factory) Directed by Uli Edel, written by Brad Mirman, starring Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna, Annie Archer, Julianne Moore, Jurgen Prochnow, and Frank Langella. JADE (1995, Vinegar Syndrome)...
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ARMANDO BÓ AND ISABEL SARLI
After discussing the new EMMANUELLE (2024) film, the Sir and the Madame discuss three South American films directed by Armando Bó starring Isabel Sarli: FUEGO aka FIRE (1969, Something Weird) Written and directed by Armando Bó, starring Isabel Sarli, Armando Bó, Alba Mujica, and Roberto Airaldi....
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JOE DALLESANDRO
The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films starring superstar Joe Dallesandro: BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974, Severin) Written and directed by Paul Morrissey, starring Joe Dallesandro, Udo Kier, Arno Jürging, Maxime McKendry, Milena Vukotic, Dominique Darel, Stefania Casini, Silvia Dionisio…
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THE GOLDEN AGE OF PORN VOL. 1
The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films from the Golden Age of Porn: ROOMMATES (1982, Quality X) Directed by Chuck Vincent, written by Chuck Vincent and Rick Marx, starring Veronica Hart, Kelly Nichols, Samantha Fox, Jerry Butler, Jack Wrangler, Bobby Astyr, Jamie Gillis, Gloria...
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WOMEN IN PRISON
The Sir and the Madame discuss three Women-in-Prison films. CHAINED HEAT (1983, Panik House presented by Mr. Skin) Directed by Paul Nicholas, written by Paul Nicholas and Aaron Butler (Vincent Mongol), starring Linda Blair, John Vernon, Sybil Danning, Tamara Dobson, Stella Stevens, Henry Silva,...
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THE FLESH TRILOGY
The Sir and the Madame discuss The Flesh Trilogy by Michael Findlay. THE TOUCH OF HER FLESH (1967, Distribpix) Written and directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Angelique Pettyjohn, Peggy Staffans, Vivian Del Rio, Sally Farb, Susanne Marre, and…
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JESS FRANCO
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films directed by Jess Franco. VENUS IN FURS (1969, Blue Underground) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco and Malvin Wald, starring James Darren, Barbara McNair, Maria Rohm, Klaus Kinski, Dennis Price, and Paul Muller. BARBED WIRE DOLLS (1976, Full...
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EMMANUELLE 7 AND BEYOND...
The Sir and the Madame discuss Emmanuelle 7 and the first two episodes of the cable series. EMMANUELLE 7 (1993, Arcadia) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Francis Leroi and Jean-Marc Vasseur, based on a story by Alain Siritzky and Emmanuelle Arsan's character, starring Sylvia Kristel…
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BLACK EMANUELLE 4/5/6
The Sir and The Madame discuss the next three Black Emanuelle films: EMANUELLE IN AMERICA (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Maria Pia Fusco, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Roger Browne, Paola Senatore, Lorraine De Selle, Marina Hedman, Salvatore Baccaro, Dirce Funari…
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VON TRIER - NOÉ
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by modern European directors: NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 1 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia Lebeouf, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Connie Nielsen, and Stacy Martin. NYMPHOMANIAC VOL.…
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MERRY XXX-MAS!!!
The Sir and The Madame discuss three of their favorite films in this special Holiday bonus episode! MARQUISE DE SADE (1976, Full Moon) Written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Lina Romay, Monica Swinn, Raymond Hardy, Peggy Markoff, Martine Stedil, and Andrea Rigano. IN THE REALM OF THE…
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TINTO BRASS
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Tinto Brass: THE HOWL (1970, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by Tinto Brass, Gian Carlo Fusco, Francesco Longo, and Luigi Proietti, and starring Tina Aumont, Luigi Proietti, Nino Segurini, German Longo, Edoardo Florio,...
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CHRISTINA LINDBERG
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring Swedish actress Christina Lindberg: MAID IN SWEDEN (1971, Kino Lorber/Code Red) Directed by Floch Johnson (Dan Wolman), written by Ronnie Friedland and George Norris, and starring Christina Lindberg, Monika Ekman, Krister Ekman, and Leif Naslun....
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MAX PECAS
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Max Pécas: I AM A NYMPHOMANIAC (1970, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Max Pécas, written by Max Pécas and Claude Mulot, and starring Sandra Julien, Janine Reynaud, Michel Lemoine, Yves Vincent, Patrick Verde, and Michel Vocoret. I AM FRIGID...WHY?...
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THE SAVAGE FURY TRILOGY
The Sir and The Madame discuss the Savage Fury films after a quick look at CALIGULA: THE ULTIMATE CUT (2024, Umbrella): SAVAGE FURY (1985, Alpha Blue Archives) Directed by Mark Carriere aka Mark Curtis, written by Mark Carriere and Tina Marie, and starring Christy Canyon, Bunny Blue, April May,...
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NUNSPLOITATION
The Sir and The Madame discuss three nunsploitation films: LOVE LETTERS OF A NUN (1978, Televista) Directed by Jorge Grau, written by Jorge Grau and Gemma Arquer from source material by Mariana Alcoforado, and starring Analía Gadé, Lina Romay, Alfredo Alcón, Teresa Gimpera, and José Ramón Larraz....
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JOE SARNO
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno: DEEP INSIDE (1968, Vinegar Syndrome) Written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno, starring Sheila Britt, Irene DeBari, Bella Donna, Michelle Fox, Patricia McNair, and Peggy Steffans. VAMPIRE ECSTASY aka THE DEVIL'S...
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LINA ROMAY (SANS FRANCO)
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring Lina Romay that Jess Franco DIDN'T direct: ROLLS ROYCE BABY (1975, Full Moon) Directed by Erwin C. Dietrich, starring Lina Romay, Eric Falk, Roman Huber, Ursula Maria Schaefer, and Kurt Meinicke. SEX APOCALYPSE (1982, Mondo Macabro) Directed by...
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THE SECOND EMMANUELLE TRILOGY
The Sir and The Madame discuss the fourth, fifth, and sixth Emmanuelle films: EMMANUELLE 4 (1984, N/A) Directed by Francis Leroi and Iris Letans, starring Sylvia Kristel, Mia Nygren, and Patrick Bauchau, with appearances by Christian Marquand, Marilyn Jess, and Brinke Stevens. EMMANUELLE 5 (1987,...
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BLACK EMANUELLE
The Sir and The Madame discuss the first three Black Emanuelle films: BLACK EMANUELLE (1975, Severin) Directed by Bitto Albertini, starring Laura Gemser, Karin Schubert, Angelo Infanti, Isabelle Marchall, Gabriele Tinti, Don Powell, and Venantino Venantini. BLACK EMANUELLE 2 (1976, Severin)...
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THE FIFTY SHADES TRILOGY
The Sir and The Madame discuss the Fifty Shades trilogy: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (2015, Universal) Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, starring Dakota Johnson, and Jamie Dornan. FIFTY SHADES DARKER (2017, Universal) Directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Kim Basinger, Jamie Dornan, and Eric...
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WALERIAN BOROWCZYK
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Walerian Borowczyk: GOTO: ISLAND OF LOVE (1969, Cult Epics) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Pierre Brasseur, Ligia Branice, Ginette Leclerc, and Jean-Pierre Andréani. IMMORAL TALES (1974, Arrow Video) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk,...
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NAOMI TANI
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring the great Japanese actress Naomi Tani: FLOWER AND SNAKE (1974, Impulse Pictures) Directed by Masaru Konuma, starring Naomi Tani, Nagatoshi Sakamoto, Yasuhiko Ishizu, and Hiroko Fuji.. WIFE TO BE SACRIFICED (1974, N/A) Directed by Masaru Konuma,...
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PAUL VERHOEVEN
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by the great Dutch director Paul Verhoeven: KATIE'S PASSION (1975, Desert Island Classics) Directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Monique van den Ven and Rutger Hauer. BENEDETTA (2020, IFC Films) Directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Virginie Efira…
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TRIPLE X ART
The Sir and The Madame discuss three artistic triple x films: BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR (1972, Cinema 7 Mitchell Brothers) Directed by The Mitchell Brothers (Jim and Artie), starring Marilyn Chambers, Johnny Keyes, George S. McDonald, Lisa Grant, and Kandi Johnson. SEX WORLD (1977, Vinegar Syndrome)...
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CALIGULA
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films about the Roman emperor Caligula: CALIGULA (1979, Image/Cult Epics) Directed by Tinto Brass, starring Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, Teresa Ann Savoy, John Steiner, and John Gielgud. CALIGULA AND MESSALINA (1981, Severin) Directed by…
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DORIS WISHMAN
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by legendary NYC sexploitation director Doris Wishman starring Gigi Darlene, Dawn Bennett, Darlene Bennett, Sharon Kent, Michael Alaimo, Jackie Richards, Trom Little, Barbara Kemp, Darlene Cotton, and Augustin Mayor. Hosted on Acast. See…
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SOLEDAD MIRANDA - JESS FRANCO - PAUL MULLER
The Sir and the Madame discuss three film collaborations between Soledad Miranda, Jess Franco, and Paul Muller. Franco regulars Alice Arno and Howard Vernon are also discussed. Celebrate the too-short life of Soledad Miranda in all her seductive glory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
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THE EMMANUELLE TRILOGY
On our first episode, we discuss the original Emmanuelle trilogy starring Sylvia Kristel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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