The Snot Rocket Podcast

It’s a cast of characters for a Re-Cliffy! Mike Stahr, Preview Mike, and The Shit King join The Other Guy and Goldfish! David gives an update on his marathon training; Mike struggles with technology; Preview Mike likes his coffee like his women. The trivia goes off the rails because Andrew messes it up. And the guys do a re-review of the movie Cliffy. The boys bring a variety of beers (and wine) to share, except for Preview Mike. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Product reviews are back! Disaster hits the Blair Ct. Studios, and a plea is made for more beer. Goldfish unnecessarily describes the table they record on…which comes back to haunt them, says some people are not meant to be champions, and is willing to get black eyes. OG goes into the episode cold, says, “I’m a sweaty monster!”, and wonders how we got to Des Moines.Chesty Puller tosses the boys a fantastic 4-pack of tall boys from Honor Brewing’s Backyard Banger West Coast IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGYnAmQSBPAeZi0HcFpWdAiX3J8v-BkfjqkFQPeXm0g/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is brought to you by the 7 Wonders of the World, a controversial ultra race director and a bruise. The OG proclaims, “I’m no Monk,” believes he’s being heckled sexually in Spanish, and uses the term “Mr.” loosely. Goldfish screws up his own bit, is not intimidated by different hues of purple, and admits he’s an asshole.The OG comes through again with Papi Chulo, an IPA from the local Commonwealth Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/181Wm4KNbac7JjDVYIWktXgQEV6cd0IEgYZJonPYTwb8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

In this episode, the boys get into the bizarre world of Gerry Lindgren and nominate him for Father of the Year. Goldfish claims he’s an American, tries to be philosophical, and says you can’t raw dog California chicks. Andrew steals one beer, calls Gerry a fraud, and says he has a tongue like Gene Simmons.The OG brings a six-pack to the show. It's a Sixth Lord IPA from Basic City Brewing. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16oULQ3vH2W4S1EkrlXocFnGKxcYum720iqUbc5coIm4/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The cold open reveals Tommy might hang up on you; we get into Project 222, and discuss war-torn London. Andrew tells Goldfish to shut the fuck up, does his own Olympic Hymn rendition, and makes up his Top 5 list on the fly. Goldfish claims Yared Nuguse is washed, waxes ill-poetically about Hobbs Kessler, and talks about the most ridiculous medals given out in 1948.Andrew’s “Bumpin’ Uglies Trophy,” Hans, hooks the show up with Nags Head IPA from Lost Colony Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OEQwL0fcawVbgNxeyTHfIuzD5tygEic-xRqzhVTCuJo/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

In this episode, the boys go over product reviews, talk about the NCAA for some reason, and, unfortunately, Sir Goldfish wasn’t able to get the Shit King knighted, but he got him the title of Duke, so the Shit King has that going for him. Goldfish spits out a drug moment, wants to talk about men’s underwear, and talks about public urinals. Andrew goes on about the cushioning of super shoes, explains hyrox training, and loses it over Bonnie.Me So Horny and … Russ, send in some booze! It’s a hazy IPA from Scofflaw Brewery called Juice Quest. You redeemed yourself, Turkey Neck!Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PfqJ9i9kBYcOdLY9p1_ACPfT98SQF7hzBfhzZOgNkjg/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Our favorite Brit is back! David Vasey, the Shit King, joins the show for a movie review of the 1962 flick “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.” David takes his wife up the “Cram Track,” surprisingly doesn’t celebrate the Fourth of July, and provides some history of prefab homes following World War II. Andrew overlooks the record button, gets hoodwinked in trivia, and says “Guv’nor” way too much. Tommy goes on a rant about American muscle cars, explains US tax codes, and gets mad at David for stealing his top moment in history to witness. In a form of protest for being snubbed by Chewy and Mona, Jason a la carte drops off some Colt 45 for the boys to try and enjoy.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VS8J-1bYLDorBCkqW9HkVVkLzFZXBkx2I1SV_14rZq4/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Goldfish is back from Jamaica and is as terrible as ever! In this episode, the boys get into some housekeeping and toss out a classic Top 5 list. For whatever reason, there’s a lot of talk about Baltimore. Let’s go Yankees/Phillies? Goldfish has a problem with a 3-year-old, still talks shit about American Airlines, and overexplains why Gudaf Tsegay isn’t running. Andrew says, “Yeah, everyone knows about swim-out pools,” tells his wife he loves her, and likes a beer doggy style. Dr. Fast sends in some beer from The Alchemist and is recruited to be an official Snot Rocket Podcast research intern. A position which doesn’t pay. Congrats. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yee2xZElvL_Z7SzzZxkK-czkznGqcHRPmU86yfYwcKA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Goldfish and the OG are bringing back an episode from two years ago. You Blew It! You blew it! The boys talk about famous collapses in running. Tommy admits to getting particularly excited about women's beach volleyball, shares more personal stories (yawn), and makes fun of Italians. Andrew talks about triathlon but butchers the swim distance and talks about drinking bat blood. Welcome to Algeria! This episode's beer is brought to us by Goldfish, who didn’t wear his glasses and got 9% Emperor of Clouds by Three Notch’d Brewery.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. ⁠https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro⁠. License (CC BY 4.0): ⁠https://filmmusic.io/standard-license⁠Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vZa879I6ispRPJzcrIXkpdjWAuFlXXZwKXXLxgMTAr4/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, the boys get into arguably the greatest boys' HS runner of all time, Jim Ryun and Dad on Feet presents us with the topic for our game show and Goldfish is worried he’s going to do terribly. Andrew sounds like shit and gets nominated for a Snotty, spills his beer, and gets mad at Goldfish. Goldfish admits he’s not a big breakfast person, wants business owners to become homeless, and knows there was no WW 11.This episode's beer is brought to us by … Goldfish! He contributed Wicked Weed’s Pernicious IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IZ6x7om8s8umHdsCUjr7tR1wf3HnKPPDND8vYPK8vco/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode is about the world’s oldest race, and it takes place in Italy, first held in 1208, and the French screwed it up. Goldfish narcs on his drug-smuggling grandson, wants to know if he’s out of control, and counts to five in Italian. Andrew chastises the Snotties, throws his water bottle down, and says, “Silk is where China came from.”Mark cleans out his beer fridge and tosses us a few beers from The Veil. First up is Master Shredder Hazy IPA and a four-pack of White Ferrari double IPA. You the man, Mark, no matter what your wife says.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Lff8MJtvMe8z6mKBw215bIkXIv6K1_fxWm_VYEOL2yQ/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

For some reason, we talk about a Cowboys player … much to Goldfish’s chagrin, the man did win an Olympic medal, and we have our first nominee for a “Let’s Call it Tim” Snotty. Andrew drops his phone, reads a heartfelt letter as Red in Shawshank Redemption, and eats butter. Uncle Goldfish gives a topic tip about drugs, justifies being a snobby fuck getting an award, and identifies multiple words that have a C in them.The OG’s mother supplies us with beer, and it’s New Trail Brewing Co’s Broken Heels hazy IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dQ5TtG2KrPa8mXI23kIIjTjOo-xSu0BWfziOININ8uc/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, the OG and Goldfish go back to 2020 when Andrew and Tommy did their first podcast together that no one listened to. Tommy wants to send Andrew’s dogs into space, talks about the great lake, and doesn't wear his 5k medal out in public … because he doesn’t have one. Andrew takes a shot at Jason à la carte, says a 3-year-old is a classic “girls gone wild”, and hates the mail carrier and his neighbor. Automatic Knife Gun hooks us up with Sierra Nevada’s Torpedo IPA … tall boys! They are 9.2%.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

It’s award time, Sotties! Year three is coming to a close, and we have awards to dish out. The boys dish out some gifts to each other that we only get to enjoy; you’re welcome. The OG is not taking medals anymore, has never gotten monogrammed golf balls from Goldfish’s ex-wife, and trashes the WAG’s again. Sir Goldfish is confident his marathon is going to go “fucking terribly,” tells Andrew to have another kid, and does minutes of research on the top 5 list.From Chesty Puller, we get to enjoy an unfiltered lager from Sly Fox Brewing’s Slugger.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tQHB5XF9IYKBe5xTE51Bfgp7WaH2-QApdDsrmD2nkCM/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and strippers in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison sex scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Hooters way too much. Tommy is drinking Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager, and Andrew is sipping a Proven Theory from Benchtop Brewing. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gI2T3U2Hb5AkcP3kG2N4lUF-IAInZVqKKqAiwTAyBk0/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to gain out of being an asshole, how much faster is a 2:15:16 marathon compared to a 2:42:30 marathon, and talks about horses.Sir Goldfish smuggles this episode's beer all the way from Delaware! It’s Crooked Hammock’s Sway Hazy IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ezXt0oNrzRsJ3MIr3tGVw63mU5O9jzY1m4UqggpLD_Y/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode is a recap of Andrew’s Boston marathon and Golfish’s brother’s shitshow wedding. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he shoots his shot with Des, and says, “Skanks on the sidelines.” Goldfish tells the Fountain Inn in Ridgefield, CT, to go fuck themselves, points out the irony in humanity, and tells Snotties how to cheat in a race better.From John, we are enjoying some of the Brother’s Craft Brewing’s Skyline Falls IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZRuR9i87wJngGIPgycQER5iI6aYkbDnmddPvcFBuAVE/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys bring back the newly favorite Snotty, the Shit King, all the way from England. David Vasey is back to discuss a topic Andrew thinks is going to suck: Sebastian Coe, Steve Ovett, and Steve Cram. Goldfish attacks his cohost, would like a whole cocker, and invents the word “Pussiitis.” Andrew knows more about the British Parliament than our guest, complains about his prostate, and tries to bring Savanah Guthrie’s mom into the Zoom. David updates Snotties on his training, works without any notes, and proclaims Sporty Spice is the best Spice Girl. The beverages for this episode are Goldfish sucking on a few New Belgium “VooDoo Rangers”, Andrew slurping on some Sierra Nevada Pale Ales, and the guest of honor, David, is partaking in Wylam Brewery’s “Hickey the Rake.” Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this offering, your devoted hosts delve into the upcoming Boston Marathon, do a top 5, and promise to have David Vasey back on. Andrew tells Christina, “Good on ya, Cliffy”, says something about Irish people in Boston, and confuses George Foreman for Morgan Freeman. Sir Goldfish thinks he’s a lawyer, calls CJ Albertson a tank, and picks Simba from The Lion King to win the Boston marathon.While on a work trip, Christina flew us back some New Glarus Brewing Co.’s Moon Man No Coast IPA and Lake Louie Brewing’s Kiss the Lips IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mhivfPwclw5M9t9IYrgfM0_3CyIIwTHh9aJkM4R8z_o/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

On the last day of Women’s History Month, the boys get into Francie Larrieu Smith, one of America’s most versatile runners, and no pigeons were harmed in this episode. Andrew struggles the entire show with speaking, reading, and following any kind of flow to the show … but nails the Snot Rocket Podcast Game Show. Sir Goldfish incorrectly swears in a foreign language, knows what it’s going to take for Tiger Woods to get on the straight and narrow, and feels vindicated over drugs.Fresh off his seven plate PR, Jason Ala Carte drops off Blue Mountain Barrel House’s (or is it whoreses?)  Monticello Mountain Ale.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10JUTQxEZHPyPk8_if1lkVZAw7t5N0isUTOwosfNQ4Dw/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

We’re going all the way back to 1900 to look at the Paris Olympics and celebrate National Detention Day. Goldfish can’t refrain from saying the “C” word, thinks Cooper Lutkenhaus will eventually be laying pipe, and doubles down on ACDC. Andrew highlights the cottage industry of the stupidity around running, can’t get over French seamen, nails the game show segment once again, and fantasizes about women croquet players. The boys are drinking their personal garage beer. Goldfish is enjoying Kona “Big Wave,” and Andrew is drinking Alewerks “Superb Hazy IPA.” Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16hYC0LePC74SnwDe3ozo-DKakXB6vw09jXjw4NBrPBM/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode is all about the 2018 Boston Marathon and wins by Yuki Kawauchi and Des Linden. Goldfish springs a game show on Andrew, has another “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gives instructions on how to make a Black and Tan. Andrew says Des is fat, does some research, and has a Port-a-Potty story.Herr Wilhelm brings the boys some applicable holiday beer with a Guinness Draught, seeing as it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and Sir Goldfish decides to drink Black and Tans but with an IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELlE_nwK9sdpKMr41qdivOcOstP_bq9uYbxxNRBrJQc/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, we do a movie review. Which means Preview Mike returns! Goldfish loses his shit over a fake movie, doesn’t think he saw the right movie, and hopes Jessica Tandy rots in hell. Andrew does a blind plea to Des that is epic, thinks wearing spikes is a good way to get your ass kicked, and reveals why he’s not on Ozempic.Jam Master JJ and Mrs. Jam Master JJ gave us an amazing six-pack of Tox Brewing Co Port City Pants Party IPA, Wild East Brewing Antithesis West Coast IPA, and 3 Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf imperial IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g34z26EtvK839n9pstskkv1XpRr-qTJvclhPTtmxDPU/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Some might say the boys didn’t have shit to talk about, others would say they never do, but we’re doing an episode filled with housekeeping. Andrew can’t wait to have his own studio, wants to argue with Goldfish, and dribbles on about his lone race win - hold for applause. Goldfish brings up a woman whose husband doesn’t give two shits about her, wants to see women fight in their underwear, and has exclusive start line audio.Jam Master JJ gives the duo a variety pack, including Hardywood’s Cancer Sucks Cold Cap IPA, Bell’s Hopslam Ale, and Three Floyds’ Pride Joy.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cSDQoF38HHkii1MF8kpWArOSJ32h00eE_zYXcYRhbj4/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

There’s a ton of American pride, fresh off the men’s overtime hockey Olympic gold win, and these two clowns welcome in their newest favorite Brit, David Vasey. Goldfish says, “Wanker,” way too much, lashes out at Andrew, and has a drug moment.David shares his love for American pop culture, doesn’t run long on Sundays because he’s hungover, and absolutely eviscerates American stereotypes. Andrew laughs about the death of a Paralympian, wants to know about the toilet paper in Buckingham Palace, and is fascinated with women curlers. The beers are Newcastle Brown for David, Clown Shoes Rainbows Are Real for Tommy, and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for Andrew.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

How stupid is running? Well, they do it in prison, it seems, so they don’t get raped. Andrew calls the Freak Greek live on the show, doesn’t know his buddy Cory’s 5k PR, and sure does love a good prison sex story. Goldfish embarrasses his father, Hank, wants cheese on his burger, and once again has a problem with the Boston marathon.The Freak Greek hooks us up with the Fix Hellas Lager by Olympic Brewery, and as a bonus, he tossed in a sixer of Pulp Art Hazy IPA made by Brooklyn Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aKL1Y_8hAKZU5QkoYuR8Th6almnTklkLPTeGJATpF8s/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode features two runners who are kinda shitbags, and one that Goldfish implores Snotties to hate immediately, and there isn’t much housekeeping. Goldfish again says Strava is the devil, explains to Andrew the story of Achilles, and talks about prostitutes. Andrew impersonates Femke Bol, threatens to call the Freak Greek, and encourages Goldfish to get a tramp stamp.Jason Ala-Cart supplies the two jackasses with some tasty libations all the way from Peru with Tres Cruces lager brewed by Ajeper S.A.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mDVo2QgGP-tGTn9Joi48W3Ym5NCVJMGFlAmauKqdgrA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys get into the greatest marathoner that has ever lived, and you probably have no idea who it is. Plus, we want to know if Andrew should get a 3rd Boston jacket. Andrew reads a poem, admits to winning one race, and taunts a 17-year-old. Sir Goldfish does a poor version of “Andrew’s Fingers Are So White,” says, “You think so?” and doesn’t give a shit that the WR in the half-marathon won’t be ratified.This makes back-to-back episodes in which Andrew supports the podcast with beer, donating Starr Hill Brewery’s Ramble On Juicy IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15pZ95j5uVSyq5FnM5JA6DGCyB-ZYbtqs3Y9npmO8In8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys spit out the fourth and final episode of innovations in running: technology, read more of David Vasey’s blog, and wonder about betting on running. Sir Goldfish wants to see teenage tennis players stabbed, tells Jason ala Cart to go fuck himself, and says he dresses like a 5-year-old feral child. Andrew swears he’s not a degenerate gambler, makes an impassioned plea to get housing in LA, and says, “You dirty dago.”Andrew brings in Aslin Beer Company’s Maybe Shark IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ribLKZq7Zey_KAKXyXgIiwUIMo3DJrqaBIOFdlh2TPk/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Continuing their multi-part series, the boys get into track surfaces. Andrew doesn’t trust mango beer, brilliantly does the worst English accent ever, and makes yet another plea to Des Linden to come on the show. Sir Goldfish tells a track story (hold for applause), defends Uncle Chen, and threatens to make a coaster.Cavity Search drops off some Mango Rockers beer by Big Ugly Brewing.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LLfXEmyWSdRoT5Ai0A9rWNzTt5a8Y3fMQ-dvice4zZs/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Part 2 of our take on the innovation of running, which involves shoes, Money. Sir Goldfish talks about making shirts way too much, doesn’t have music for his Snotty Spotlight, and is disappointed by Andrew’s top 5 list. Andrew needs to caulk his toilet, makes a plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and congratulates Cory Linkenletter.Jason al a cart drops off Minute Man IPA by Three Notch’D Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ceqvAq_S9voI7kkWgOX4JjjV6mepeUUciAhbj94W8P8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This marks the start of a three- or possibly five-episode series on the innovation of running. And episode one is about training. Yay. Oh boy. Great. Yippie. Shit. Goldfish drives in traffic, says, “Fuck Strava,” and talks about packing asses. Andrew calls Abbott World Majors whores, is tired of dressing up as a French maid for sex, and checks his phone.Mrs. Drew tosses us a 6er of Face Plant by Lost Rhino Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N1Bs4Xc005bDCop9GsX7tu9CVRdIRBuBvAQEihTOmyw/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Going back in history a bit, the boys dig into Colter’s Run, a crazy historical event that spurred on a race that continues today. Andrew is willing to mail stickers to Snotties … until he finds out how much a stamp costs, doesn’t trust the government, and fails to beg Des Linden to come on the show. Tommy admits he’s a pussy, makes fun of Preview Mike, and talks shit about Taylor Swift.The Whispering Yinzer hooked us up with Helltown Brewery’s Buffy Hazy IPAShow notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xm__wMoFWukgyw7Qg8ncqHh6TGnMUQOHzNdBJjikGmQ/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is a wrap-up of the 2025 year. Andrew’s son Hans joins the show to go over his top 5 underrated movies, and the boys actually drink a stout - which is how they get you. Andrew coughs like he’s Goldfish, makes another plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and threatens to re-gift socks to his wife. Goldfish gives Andrew a present, doesn’t want to hang out with Conner Mantz, and can’t figure out a scratch-off ticket.Beer for this episode is from Personal Bitches, who tossed us Oak City’s Churro De Noche imperial stout and Six Step Hop Back double IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14uISMSWggyu2JtvXB_XVrKSZLRGY4tMLcm4eqaVFj5U/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is a movie review of Run Fatboy Run. Which means … Preview Mike is back! And the boys on the fly highlight a special Snotty, Allie Bobe, and Goldfish butchers the name of the half-marathon near and dear to her. Goldfish fails at being a good person, lashes out at a Prairie, and misses an Aaron Boone joke. Andrew can’t pass up good cans, uses the pronoun “It,” and has handwritten notes. This episode's beer is from the Other Guy, who coughed up Falcon Smash by Triple Crash.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys go back in time to the late 1800s to dive into women’s six-day races, and boy, are these broads nuts. They may have set a record for saying, “cunts.” Andrew knows about dildos, loves him a fannie, and waxes romantically about a big boobed German woman. Sir Goldfish does shoddy research … again, gets stiff, and doesn’t understand the assignment.This episode's beer, we believe, is from Sir Goldfish, but he doesn’t remember buying it, and it’s 6 Bears and a Goat’s “Mae West Blonde Ale.”Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V_BtyUrvuBZK5v6cQZRkkdXPAaYm-Qc-PZJFSgQcDlU/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s that time of year again, Snotties, where we give out our Snots for Christmas and beg Des Linden to come on the show … even though she won’t. Andrew accuses Goldfish of having HIV, salutes a trash panda, and can’t help but talk about Matt Choi. Tommy admits he’s been to a Buc-ee’s, fails drastically at explaining time signatures, and loses his shit on Aaron Boone.This episode's beer is from Mrs. Drew, who passed it along to us: Afterglow Brewing’s Dad Vibez Pilsner.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Andrew and Tommy dive into a race from Papua New Guinea that might be the craziest race you are going to want to put on your bucket list, the Tok Kranki, Uncle Chen returns to the show, and we promise to head up a GoFundMe for a Boston jacket. Andrew regales on his day, engaged in domestic chores, calls Andy Warhol a fucking weirdo, and wants to put up Christmas trees. Tommy laughs a little too much about a Canadian Running article, fails at his own research, and states, “Kangaroos don’t go in fucking trees!”One of our favorite Snotties, John, tosses us some William and Mary, Griffin Gold beer from Virginia Beer Company.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aDSG4xY7amuh1WL2tTalhbI5IkWJeHBGjaBytsYlWxE/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It took two and a half years, but the boys finally get to arguably the greatest long-distance runner that has ever lived, Emil Zatopek. Goldfish tells everyone to calm the fuck down, absolutely nails the pronunciation of etiocholanolone … yeah …, and surprisingly can rattle off, with little effort, the top five beers he drank underage. The Other Guy might be interested in spending 5 years away from his wife, details how he got beer delivered to him as a teenager, and recommends running with your wife on your back.This episode's beer is from a trusted and adored Snotty, Chesty Puller, who bequeathed the show Wild Heaven Beer’s Emergency Drinking Beer, a pilsner.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LUoUFOkAnqnYH1_9uEE_IYvTDUqFlcdk0oK906e4DU/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

For your listening pleasure, the duo discusses the 1972 NYC Marathon, specifically the six women who wouldn’t take a head start. Andrew fails at his promise not to be misogynistic, reminisces about his dad beating him with a belt, and impersonates Casey Kasum. Sir Goldfish brings the show down by talking about dead people, calls Nathan Kahler a cock bagel, and wants a cease and desist order written in crayon.The Other Guy plays the role of hero by getting Three Notch’d Brewing Company’s Bright Future IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nD2Cnh4ZgibbIB0MRzV9Sbn2LtwINi0pEVXn9jKjXfs/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys go back a hundred-plus years to talk about a Scotsman. Hank is smiling proudly. They talk about the royal family and discuss the NYC marathon. Tommy ruins his laptop, is able to pronounce the name Rob, and says he’s not “small.” Andrew talks about his grandfather's… clock, his MILF’s are older, and won’t kick a woman out of bed for eating crackers.This episode's beer is a two-donation gifting from Chesty Puller with Takes Two by Bingo Beer Company and Glass Joe with a German beer we can’t pronounce Veltins helles Pulleken.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1983 NYC marathon, get into sandwiches, and learn about hemp and the Declaration of Independence. Andrew misses the days when he had some good balls in his mouth, talks about his new friend Cory, and has never set foot in Florida. Tommy says kids are barely worth the tax break, doesn’t listen to Andrew, and talks about a man named Button.This episode's beer donation is from Glass Joe, aka Jason Al’a Carte, who passes along Devils Backbone’s O’Fest lager.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WBvlxDegiCMYDA3dbJoktAIhzmVc5M1GUDTwwRWXnZA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The cold open goes a little astray, we trash Chariots of Fire, and forget about the top 5 list. Andrew gives his wife beer while she’s naked, grabs the wrong mouse, and thinks group runs are cringy. Tommy thinks he knows the law, has serious repercussions for Camille Herron, and has a problem with the word “heckahva."The boys' assholes are going to be torn up after Pete’s offering of a 12-pack from Ass Clown Brewery, specifically their Go Reap Yourself, made with Carolina reaper peppers.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yPewxyaN6KntQEwG5SYzciEOmZiMdwe5nWED2SWT6gc/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys discuss one of the greatest distance runners most people have no idea about - Rosa Mota. Who? You’re gonna find out, and you should. Tommy is inappropriate about a teenage girl’s weight, doesn’t do trivia, and says Gilda Radner wasn’t very good at the marathon. Andrew still likes a good prison sex scene, doesn’t want to talk about non-binary shit anymore, and speaks Portuguese.This episode’s beer is a variety pack from Automatic Knife Gun, which includes Old Bust Head’s Graffiti House IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-YDtFAf86Uirt9Yh2qV2v_7mCB2kwQPH2GLNB9GdNH8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Chicagoland! The boys travel to Chicago and meet up with The Freak Greek and Mike Stahr, also known as “Galen Rupp,” to record an episode on the eve of the marathon. We discuss the top 5 TV shows of all time. Tommy goes on the attack, cannot do math, and has impure thoughts about Kelly Bundy. Andrew wants to name a baby “Kipchoge,” literally wants to beat up Oprah, and correctly predicts the new American record and a Canadian top 10. This episode goes off the rails in a hurry!Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s the last of the 80’s Olympics, and boy, is it a snooze fest, just like every other episode, and do another top 5 list. Andrew fucking kills trivia … literally, watches soccer while feeding his son, and denies eating dogs. Goldfish tells a story about a man from Bosnia in 2007, talks way too much about Geraldo Rivera and hepatitis C, and studied some animals on all fours. This episode's beer is a wonderful gift from Mrs. Drew and is OMG hazy IPA from Maui Brewing Co.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GsPQ-xDYfAh-vY9jbNWF3pzUyqrkFF0anLgnoOMHc54/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Tommy is in New Jersey and doesn’t tell Andrew. Do they even talk anymore? The boys know their 80s trivia, marvel at how far women can run, and recap the 1984 women’s Olympic marathon. Tommy claims Mary Lou Retton is flexible, admires Jim Palmer’s body count,  and admits he sucks at golf. Andrew stumbles, sends out an invitation for Flea to come on the show, and would give away a testicle to run faster. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qSjhD7nOjODfmvqtdDilCYOG53W3CwkkXXgKVN2UpUA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys talk communism, have a top 5 list about dead people, and admit the 100th was a shitshow. Tommy continues to cough like he has TB, can’t find a video about Hole Cocker, and unnecessarily explains rules in track and field. The Other Guy butchers a German accent, asks how dumb Matt Choi is, and talks about the Soviets in Vietnam. Jam Master JJ and potentially Jam Master AJ toss the show a great variety pack from various breweries. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdH8r791JZOzEtkZW0ugrPgyWzOlbJ-P5MqUcyJwFRg/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro

You Get a Mimosa! The Snot Rocket Podcast goes live! Murphy’s in Virginia Beach welcomes the boys for their 100th episode. Aaaand nobody cares! Everyone finally meets The Other Guy. Tommy buys everyone Mimosas, yells into the microphone, and tricks Andrew once again. Andrew holds a moment of silence for Tommy’s running career, thinks Stephen Hawking was the voice of KITT,  and gets a little help with the trivia. Thank you to Murphy’s Virginia Beach for hosting our 100th episode. No beer for this episode as everyone had mimosas!Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The Snot Rocket hosts talk about Dutch track star, Fanny Blankers-Koen, we go crazy with trivia questions, and get into the greatest videos ever … it was awesome …  shut up. Andrew likes South Jersey, says “groundbreaking” a lot, and has never been talked into the Olympic trials. Tommy screws up a basketball trivia question, goes to running camp, and says, “Let’s talk about this bitch.”Chelsea and DJ hook the boys up with Commonwealth Brewing’s double IPA, Big Papi. Tommy’s not even mad, it’s a Red Sox reference.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YSxg3q7sbVVrdMCioQsQc6ytQbbj5OgeQXrW5Nidjog/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.