The Snow Plow Show Prank Call Podcast 2016 Archive

Chris and Sarah, who both pee in their carpet because they drink from go cups too much, give you today's Snow Plow Show where I tell landlords about my unfortunate toilet problem.

On today's show Jeff brings you about 30 minutes of high pitched background audio noise as we call home owners and notify them that they have no say in the matter of painting their roof.

Phillip B. brings us a completely perfect error-free show, which was a live Friday morning show where we talked to various homeowners about Christmas related problems. You know, just regular neighbor-type stuff.

Today Sean L. brings us a show full of people who hate America and think that their own phone numbers are more important than President Trump.

In today's episode we continue telling employed people about how robots will be stealing their jobs. Thanks for sponsoring this one, Kody A! I hope your job isn't taken by robots for at least another 5 or 6 years.

Today Jamie F. brings you a show all about maximizing the square footage in your apartment dwelling. This show has some great tips on managing your living space, such as removing supporting walls and digging under your apartment building to gain thousands of square feet for FREE!

Andy brings us a Sunday show full of old people who refuse to embrace our automated future of Amazon delivery drones bringing packages to their houses. The opening music is Flip The Patties by Rappy McRapperson and the ending song is Fuck Christmas by Andy Shernoff, who is no relation to our sponsor Andy. HOW WOULD THEY EVEN BE RELATED BY A FIRST NAME, YOU IDIOTS?

Today's show features about an hour of me stressing out apartment managers, all thanks to Brad The Producer.

It's myfirstbroom's fault that this is the third show in a row that I've been calling homeowners and presenting them with scenarios so ridiculous that they rarely believe me. In today's show we install cell towers in peoples yards, we preach the gospel of recycling, and we beg people for Thanksgiving leftovers.

Today we call up a few more home owners from the same directory as earlier this week for some post Halloween calls. It's Greg T's fault that I'm just now doing post Halloween calls in November. Thanks, Greg! The ending song is The Hotline by The Pool Boys.

On today's show we talk to a lot of inconsiderate neighbors who do things like keep their TV on loud every night, mow their lawns with extra noisy mowers, and a bunch of them don't even recycle properly. This episode is brought to you by Nicholas W. The ending song is STFU by Filthy Frank.

I would have done about 13 shows this past week, but High School Graduate messed up JUST LIKE ALWAYS. Today's show has less pranks than usual, but the important thing is that there are a lot of voicemails.

This show should have been released on Friday, but LoOoDaXFactor spilled a Four Loco all over the central computer here in the situation room and it took all weekend to clean up. This was a live show from Friday, where I called homeowners who weren't home and told them that I was in the process of cutting down all their trees.

Today MeowsWow brings us a couple different lists from Phreak Show Steven, where I get to monopolize every business in a small town and then talk to a few homeowner rule breakers.

Greg T. will be to blame for the murder charges when the "I'll find you" guy from this show actually finds and kills me. Today we fail at selling meat and we accuse apartment dwellers of drawing on the sidewalk with chalk like a bunch of holligans.

Today we call a few home owners who've put up stolen Halloween decorations, we throw peoples mail in front of a bulldozer, and we mildly annoy a youth pastor. All this is thanks to today's show sponsor, Kuraz. When you think of youth pastors dealing drugs, think of Kuraz.

Today Chris and Sarah are going to teach us all how to social engineer top secret customer information from companies that will always assure you that your information is completely secure. Today's ending song is Me Time by Busdriver.

Jason B sponsors a quick 3 hour show where we clear out this year's Dingtember voicemail box to make sure every single roycipient has been called. The ending music is that one Go Cup song by Reefer Badness.

FOD87's Short Show is brought to you by FOD87. When you need a show but don't have enough time to do a full hour, FOD87 has got you covered! In today's show, we call a few more lube job customers and then there's a pet store call just kind of thrown into the middle of the show inexplicably.

Today we talk to a few tire and lube customers, and it's all thanks to everyone's favorite sponsor, Tony in Arizona.

Adam H brings you all one last show of car ding calls, but it's in October, so this definitely isn't a Dingtember show. Thanks, T K Billington for another copyright violation-filled intro song.

Today may or may not be the very last day of Dingtember. If it is, you can blame Milkbrain, who is today's sponsor.

Mr. Taco sponsors the beginning of the end of Dingtember 2016 so basically he's partially to blame for the end of Dingtember. In today's show we learn that getting your car fixed in a timely manner is a higher priority than stopping child slavery. The ending song is Debaser the Cat by Emergency Pizza Party.

Guess what we're doing today? Car ding calls, for an entire hour! If you're tired of car ding calls, blame Stan Trucker, because he's the sponsor of the show. Only one week of them left, though!

William S brings us over an hour of calls to car ding roycipients, each one more absurdly self-centered than the last.

High School Graduate sponsors today's show, which was actually Friday's show and this whole clusterfuck is all his fault. Thanks, High School Graduate! This is a show full of car ding pranks and threats from Randy.

Toyesterday Elky brings you all another hour or so of car ding prank phone calls, the hilarious pranks where listeners get to leave apologetic notes on cars with my phone number and I get to deal with the fallout from the notes. In this episode you'll hear me insult old people and creep on young girls. It's a great time for the entire family.

In today's snow, Chris and Sarah bring us another hour of car ding pranks that include the usual paradoxes, aluminum ladders and werewolves.

And on the 9th day, Jack off Daniels brought us yet even more car dings...

Tony in Arizona sponsors the very special 300th episode of The Snow Plow Show, which was a live show full of car ding mishaps. The opening song was Cactus Smoke's PLA Radio Song and the ending song was the Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance by Rappy McRapperson.

Mr. Taco sponsors the 299th episode of The Snow Plow Show, where our group of test subjects respond to increasingly bizarre situations and we compare their reactions to the control group.

Jeff brings you our very first car ding episode of Dingtember! The car ding segment is shorter than expected, since a few people weren't answering, so after the break we switch to asking 7-Elevens about their Crystal Pepsi shipments.

Today Pat D sponsors a show where I call people at work and let them know about horrible disasters that have befallen their domiciles. I know it sounds horrible, but it's not me, it's Pat D. That's my new slogan. Thanks for the list of numbers, Jasper Flax, and remember, people, when you go into a meeting, you need to acknowledge the situation and then make your exit. The ending music is Look At Your Phone by Key of Awesome.

Julian sponsors today's show of internet customer problems. Thanks, Julian! I chopped nearly an hour out of this live show and I definitely did not make a lady cry in this episode.

Today's show is sponsored by Gobygobygoby. This is a live show that happened Tuesday morning/afternoon while the roofers at my house added the extra challenge, once again, of talking to people while a bunch of hammering is happening in the background. In this show, I call customers of an internet provider who've recently called tech support.

Here's a live show that happened last week, sponsored by Honey Baby. This is the sequel to the schooner show that happened the day before, but I was lazy about getting it edited since I thought it sucked. Blame Honey Baby.

Mike U sponsors today's live show. It's his fault that I fell off a few roofs, dragging Chad down with me once, and that I'll never see my beloved childhood porn collection OR my dead pets again, and it's his fault that white people refuse to apologize for their actions against me. Thanks, Mike U.

Kludo sponsors nearly 52 entire minutes of prank calls to schooner club members, with at least one wacky scenario involving Carrot Top.

Today Nate and Di, in your eye, sponsor the best show about pigeon racing club members that I've ever done. I can't tell you the last time I pranked pigeon racing club members so well. I bet you I'll never prank pigeon racing club members like this ever again.

Hobo Joe is the sponsor of today's Hobo Joe Snow Plough Show. Today I call up homeowners and do the same 2 pranks for an hour. The ending song is Harassment by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.

FOD87 sponsors this birthday show for Sunshine, where we call some more pet grooming customers, a few more homeowners association members, and I get to talk to a dog again, but the dog is really lame and the conversation goes NOWHERE. It's FOD87's fault that these show notes are so short.

Milkbrain sponsors this show where we call pet owners who took their dogs in for grooming and let them know that we accidentally killed their dog. OMG, it's so funny when they cry!

This show was supposed to have a bunch of roofing-related Pokemon Go pranks, but Kyle M. completely ruined it and didn't let any of the calls work. What a big jerk. But at least a bunch of these roofing calls are somewhat amusing.

Buster C. makes today's secret show possible by supporting The Snow Plow Show. In today's show we call people who hang out in bars and play darts so much that they decide to create teams who win by having the dumbest team name possible.

Stalin Without The Charm brings us a show full of me not liking people. Prepare to be surprised at how much people care that a random person they don't know doesn't like them. Thanks for the idea, McSkat, and Happy Birthday, Stalin!

Today BoboBob The HoboBob brings us lakefront homes that are petitioning against all the damn boats rushing by.

Stan Trucker is responsible for employees only being mildly annoyed with me in this show where we do some return scams at K-Mart.

Today Chris and Sarah bring you nearly an hour of calling customers of a haircut business and either amusing or infuriating them.

Gizmo is the reason this episode gets completely sidetracked, starting with homeowner calls and ending with return desk confessions.

Ty A. sponsors today's show where I call more apartment managers.  The song on the beginning and the end is A Lullaby For Mr. Bear by The Doubleclicks.