Episodes
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Episode 189 - Oklahoma!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Southern Baptist Convention expels Oklahoma church after pastor defends performing in blackface while impersonating Ray Charles Oklahoma judge opened fire while driving and...
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Episode 188 - Gotta Steal'em All!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Man Claims His Boss Yelled At Him For Charging Phone At Work. Passengers mistakenly drive rental vehicle across Palm Beach International Airport runways. Catholic preschools…
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Episode 187 - Shhhh, be very, very quiet.
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Woman ‘who killed roommate’ asks cops for soda and pours it on herself to erase DNA evidence. German far right’s Höcke wants to kick disabled kids out of regular schools. “No...
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Episode 186 - Tourist and Waffles
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Italian bar charges €2 for cutting sandwich in half, man charged after disguising cannabis as frozen waffles, Tourists' 'idiotic' act on beach leaves locals shaking their…
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Episode 185 - Poison Control and Churches
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Highway to 'Hel' journey banned after religious groups object to 'Satanic' 666 bus route Florida father tried to remove ‘Arthur’ book from schools because it could ‘damage…
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Episode 184 - Better late than never…
We’ve had some technical issues the last couple weeks but here’s an episode. That’s filmed in a rather weird scenario with razz driving and buck talking on his phone. Hope you enjoy it, hopefully be back to regular programming next week.
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Episode 183 (kinda) - The Subcockles of Reddit Crossover!
We just got isekai-ed (look it up) and ended up in another podcast. This episode is a cross over with the Subcockles of Reddit Podcast.
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Episode 182 - Velociraptor Crime Fighter!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Mark Zuckerberg agrees to Elon Musk's cage fight challenge Influencer Criticizes Photographers For Not Taking Her Picture on Red Carpet Cow interrupts Bible school at Alabama...
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Epsideo 181 - White People Food
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Flight Attendant Charged For Bomb Threat to Stop Her Ex’s Vacation Maryland woman used chainsaw to cut up slain mother’s body and grilled the remains Penn State Professor...
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Episode 180 - The Dildo Bandit!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Man gets sued after leaving his blind date and her 23 relatives at restaurant To keep immigrants from fleeing, Florida GOP focus on immigration law loopholes Sydney mum upset…
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Episode 179 - At Kroger, Employees Pay Bonus
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone Man Attempts To Cure Constipation Via An Eel In His Anus, Nearly Dies A lawyer used ChatGPT to prepare a court filing. It…
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Episode 178 - The Unfriendly Skies
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Asteroid the size of 18 walruses to pass Earth on Sunday Passenger cited after hitting Frontier Airlines flight attendant with intercom phone Man arrested for airdropping naked...
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Episode 177 - Fired Chicken or Freedom?
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; 'Weights in fish' fishermen sentenced to 10 days in jail, required to forfeit boat. Man, 30, dies with ping pong ball up his bum after being electrocuted while pleasuring…
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Episode 176 - The Exodus From Hell Episode (Part 2)
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; A Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant Man Cites Florida's New Gun Law After "Accidental…
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Episode 175 - The Exodus From Hell Episode (Part 1)
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Pornhub Blocks All of Utah From Its Site Russian forces suffer radiation sickness after digging trenches and fishing in Chernobyl Arkansas woman pleads not guilty to selling…
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Episode 174 - Police can't screw prostitutes anymore
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Dutch court bans man from donating sperm after he fathered at least 550 children Polygamous leader had 'explicit sexual' conversations with minors using jail phone Spring…
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Episode 173 - Florida with a dash of Texas
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Miami woman tries to run over ex, gets shot at, then sets own car on fire Outrage as Florida Republicans pass ‘fascist’ bill to remove trans kids from parents’ custody New...
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Episode 172 - Pokémon, Hitmen, and Teachers
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about; Assassination Classroom Manga Removed From Florida, Wisconsin School Libraries BLM Protester’s Killer’s Posts Revealed After Texas Guv Floats Pardon US Marine Attempts To Treat...
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Episode 171 - It's Just a Prank Bro!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about couple arrested for allegedly crashing cars for insurance payout, surf swim club members shocked by ban on nudity in changing rooms and showers, Christian store is stocking a…
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Episode 170 - A bleating heart / Goat Tacos
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about fishermen plead guilty to felony cheating charge, last-minute deal to strip power from DeSantis-appointed board, $10K offered for info on Florida man who left manslaughter trial...
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Episode 169 - Rumors of our demise...
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a person who stole 3-foot foam carrot, man slaps woman with slice of pizza, Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings, claims pricey 'boneless wings' are basically nuggets, driver 'didn't...
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Episode 168 - Can you own your employees?
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about the Arkansas governor signs law relaxing child labor protections, man stranded in the snow without cell service attached his phone to a drone and flew it until he got reception,...
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Episode 167 - Drugs, Sharks, and Used Cars
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a tent pitched as a temporary home for strip club, Corporal suspended over fight with valet, a man facing charges for allegedly attacking shark with a hammer, woman charged with...
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Episode 166 - Florida, Cookies, Cops, and Crazy
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a man facing 30 years for dumping water on his brother, Florida is considering a ‘classical and Christian’ alternative to the SAT, an illegally detained fetus, corrections...
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Episode 165 - Oops, I shot you again
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a lawyer who shot himself with his own gun in an MRI, a Wendy's worker shot by customer who got wrong sized drink, a man shoots friend in arm, says he thought gun was unloaded…
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Episode 164 - A Dumpster Full of Guns
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a Madam who laundered $100K+ in massage parlor prostitution proceeds, a Washington woman with tuberculosis refuses treatment, so authorities got court orders, Federal agents...
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Episode 163 - Pizza and Basketball Liabilities
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a generous diner’s $16,000 tip leads to unexpected online backlash, a man beats other man with bricks for not sharing crack pipe, a man bit head off pet python during south FL...
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Episode 162 - Public Officials Behaving Badly
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about Tyson Foods CFO pleads guilty to two charges after falling asleep inside stranger’s house, Florida congressman hands out letters, grenades to fellow GOP representatives, Indiana...
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Episode 161 - The long arm of google
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a woman who wanted to go to a strip club, then came violence. As well photos of nuns in skirts spark outcry over turning house of worship into 'den of thieves,' pigeon carrying…
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Episode 160 - He had his penis bit
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about sexual bondage date turned deadly when victim bit man’s genitals, a Florida man on electric scooter chasing people with a knife, a woman drops Paw Patrol bag with fentanyl in...
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Episode 159 - Mugshots & Pink Slips
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a biker who got away from police was identified after he posted video of chase to TikTok, a father / daughter team arrested in a drug bust, a sheriff's deputy under…
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Episode 158 - Waffles and Bulgogi
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about Waffle House server says customer demanded refund because hashbrowns were cooked in oil, Clearwater man charged with tossing man off boat, leaving him to die, California...
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Episode 157 - The Annual European Anal Ammo
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about new details in Roland-Story wrestler’s assault case, bomb squad called to ER after 88-year-old man arrives with WWI artillery shell in his anus, man with warrants arrested after...
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Episode 156 - Dogs and Porn... yeah, it's odd.
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about wrestling cheerleaders asked to sign off on district statement, a Florida man had sex with dog in front of people, a teen who discovers cyberbully who harassed her for a year…
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Episode 155 - Sometimes Cops Just Nope Out
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about teens take turns shooting each other wearing body armor, man arrested after he commented on sheriff's office's Facebook post listing area's most wanted fugitives, man charged in...
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Episode 154 - Threesomes, Jesus, and Cheese
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about Woman flying from Houston bit someone on flight in effort to open plane door at 37,000 feet, woman sues over Velveeta Shells & Cheese ‘ready time’ claim, a patient allegedly...
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Episode 153 - Misplaces Priorities
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a moose rescued from basement of Alaska home, Spam Figgy Pudding, Cat’s out of the bag when TSA finds stowaway feline at JFK, a man says I'll hand myself in if my kids can have…
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Episode 152 - Crime and Punishment 2
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield to Co-Launch "Holy Ears" Edibles, a man arrested after his “cookie” box revealed crack, MDMA, and fentanyl, man breaks into home, uses bathtub,...
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Episode 151 - A blind man and his stick
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a officer who arrested a blind man because she thought his stick was a gun, a woman finally became a homeowner then she found out the prior tenant was renting out the home on...
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Episode 150 - Screw you, we're keeping it!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a woman’s kids ‘destroy’ her boyfriend’s house, pour cement down toilet, a customer calls police over ‘pink pork,’ a jury awards $6M in wrongful death suit against EMS agency, a...
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Episode 149 - Bad Cop, No Donut!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a candidate for sheriff race taken into custody for outstanding traffic tickets following debate, a former Maine police officer to be sentenced on 14 felony charges, Brewster...
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Episode 148 - The Rent-A-Hitman Special w/ Guido Fanelli
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk with the webmaster for Rent-A-Hitman.com, Guido Fanelli! Guido joins us for a candid discussion about his website and murder for hire cases he's help with. We also cover a few stories...
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Episode 147 - Vegans, Karens, and Road Rage
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about some dads accused of shooting each other's daughters in road rage incident, two men indicted in Ohio on charges of cheating in fishing tournament, a vegan who failed to deal…
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Episode 146 - Strippers, Pot, and Not My Pants!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a fugitive arrested after applying for job with the Sheriff’s office, Uvalde school district suspends entire police force, Biden pardons thousands of people convicted of…
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Episode 145 - Hitmen, Jails, and Violence
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a new Rent-A-Hitman story featuring Ren & Stimpy, The Taliban is banning PUBG for being too violent, a man caught urinating, defecating on ex-wife's grave, a jailer charged with...
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Episode 144 - Green eggs and chicken
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about Florida couple says dealership sold them stolen truck from Colorado, mountain goats are being airlifted out of a national park because they crave human pee, woman was seriously...
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Episode 143 - Chess and Anal Beads...
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a Wendy’s employee who sabotaged a railroad crossing just to have a slow shift, a former law enforcement instructor charged after investigators find drugs, guns, and human...
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Episode 142 - Cheese, Longswords, and Murder
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about an update from a Rent-a-Hitman story straight from Guido, a man who poured rum into Mexico City Marathon water cups, a woman arrested at Las Vegas airport says she was detained...
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Episode 141 - Crime and Sex
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a Pompano Beach lieutenant suspended for having sex with woman at fire station, a man breaks into Escambia County Little Caesars, falls through ceiling, a man who pretended to…
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Episode 140 - That's a penis, not a goat!
Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by. This week we talk about a man who removed his thumb skin and pasted it on friend's hand to appear for exam, a deputy who resigned after pulling gun on pregnant woman driving with her kids, why…
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