The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra

In this episode, we talk about some extravagant things people do leading up to their marriages and a bit about Tennis.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

It’s that time of the year where we make New Year’s resolutions and only follow them for the first month of the year. So let’s get right into our plans for this brand new 2026.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Just like everyone else, my 2025 was also full of ups and downs. We learned some valuable lessons from this year and we embark upon 2026 with nothing but optimism and willing to put in one hundred percent in whatever we choose to pursue. Let’s have an honest analysis of our 2025 and look forward to making fewer mistakes.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The host recently went to a peaceful town in Victoria by ferry and boy was he surprised when he found out he is not where he intended to be.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

2 gunmen started shooting at some innocent civilians at Bondi beach in Sydney where people from the Jewish community were celebrating their festival of Hanukkah.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

A woman in Brazil gave birth to twins with different biological fathers which is insane if you are one of the biological fathers. Let’s drill down into this outlandish story which is an absolute freak of nature.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

One Nation Party’s Pauline Hanson was suspended from the senate over her burqa stunt after her “ban the burqa” bill was rejected (and this ain’t the first time she has done this).Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Join us in this episode as we talk about Elodie’s fancy job promotion and the new changes they can think about bringing in the nursing occupation and immigration.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

A solo deep dive into what really goes into making a movie - from the chaos behind the camera to the emotional weight of performing intense scenes. Raw, honest, and full of surprising truths.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Home invasions in Melbourne are on the rise, and current measures don’t seem to be working. In this episode, we discuss practical ways to protect ourselves and our communities from these growing threats.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Eleven people were injured in a mass stabbing aboard a London-bound train near Huntingdon, England. Police say it was not terror-related.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Two female cricketers from the Australian Women’s Cricket team were touched inappropriately while walking to a cafe in India by a man on a motorcycle. Let’s get right into it.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Candice Owens is a far-right African-American political commentator and social media influencer who was denied entry into Australia to do her tour on the grounds that she failed the “character test”. Let’s dive right into it.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

I know that your first thought after reading the title is “What could men possibly do wrong?” but I have got news for you. Men are flawed too and sometimes we make mistakes in relationships which will be discussed in this beautiful episode.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

How crazy would it be if we were immortals? In this episode, we take a deep dive into what life would look like if we were immortals. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Ever wonder who came up with ‘69’? In this episode, we dive headfirst (pun intended) into the history of the legendary sex position 69 - from its ancient roots in the Kama Sutra and Taoist texts to how the French gave it that cheeky name. We talk about why the number became iconic, swap some hilarious pop culture references, and even debate whether you can still be a virgin if you’ve tried it. Expect a mix of history, humor, and a few eyebrow-raising facts that will make you say, “Nice.”Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Two of Australia’s funniest up and coming standup comics have put together a show for the Melbourne Fringe Festival 2025. Book tickets here: https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/peaceful-co-existenceSpecial thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Australia’s most anticipated protest is set to happen on the 31st of August in all major cities across Australia. Let’s dive into what it’s about and what to expect on the day of the march.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Don’t you hate it when you lend money to someone and they refuse to pay it back on time? Well, I am the guy who refuses to pay it back in time.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The host of the podcast went to a jewellery shop to get something for a special woman in his life. Buying jewellery as a man is one of the most difficult things in the whole world. That’s why we share our experience to make it easier for others.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

We are currently in Koh Samui aka paradise during peak Melbourne winter which is one of the best escapes in the whole world. Tune into this episode and find out about some of the cool places you can visit as well if you ever holiday in Koh Samui or Koh Phangan.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Recently, the host of the Sperm Bank podcast had to take a bus replacement and the wildest thing happened. Completely not made up. Check it out.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Joining me in this special edition of the Sperm Bank podcast is 2 of Melbourne’s most renowned standup comics. Andrew Moore and Alessio Carducci. This episode is nothing short of a Chudai.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The Australian Government recently revoked Kanye West’s visa for no legit reason. Made up words like anti-semitism and bigotry were being thrown around. All of these immigration officers will have to answer for their crimes when Jesus will demand a justification for such irrational behaviour. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

People are offended because of jokes. I cannot think of a time this has happened in the past. It is an important skill to ignore the trolls online and not let it affect you.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this week’s episode, we discuss the possibility of a new business venture where civilians can choose to spend time in jail at their own peril.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!#jails #prisons #criminals

In this week’s episode, we discuss the atrocities going around the world at the moment. You know exactly what I am talking about.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!#airindia

Last week, the podcast host was given the opportunity to open for one of the funniest comics from India so how can we not talk about it.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

It doesn’t happen often that someone gets triggered by a word in English which has no correlation to their direct lives, until now. But instead of letting this word boil our blood, the host tries to accept it and let bygones be bygones.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The host of this podcast ran into some wonderful Singaporean guys outside a Thai restaurant in Melbourne who gave the host some travel tips for Singapore.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Last week, the podcast host decided to throw a dinner party and it did not go particularly well. Would you come over for a dinner party after hearing this story? Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we discuss the controversial lyrics of the song “They don’t really care about us” by Michael Jackson and talk about some of the other stuff he did. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode we talk about the stock market, my recent visit to the barber shop and camping trip in the wilderness.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode we discuss the death of the supreme leader of the Catholic Church and we also talk about ice creams.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Tune for this celebratory episode where we relive through the milestones we have achieved in the last 50 episodes.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we discuss the wild scenes at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025. Make sure you tune in and live the drama through the eyes of a comic.This episode is brought to you by fish.audio. Fish Audio is a leader in realistic multilingual voice generation. They provide a platform for ultra-realistic voice cloning and generation, along with an end-to-end real-time speech API.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The Sperm Bank Podcast is back with another fabulous episode. Listen as Abhishek and Elodie dive into the most provocative subjects of our chaotic world.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we talk about how all the different races (asian, black, white and brown people) react to flyers on the streets.Book tickets for my comedy festival show here:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/have-you-tried-turning-comedy-off-and-on-again/Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we discuss a crazy encounter with Dua Lipa during her show in Melbourne just before the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we discuss our disastrous Adelaide trip where our car broke down. Moreover, a friendly critic has some suggestions about my comedy.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we discuss our upcoming trip to Adelaide for the wonderful Fringe Festival and a bit about the latest Cyclone Alfred.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we discuss one of the great qualities in a human being that is often overlooked. I don't even possess this quality and would like to incorporate it into my life.Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we are joined by Rahul Pal (aka KaalaaNamak). Rahul is a standup comedian from India and runs a popular YouTube channel (@KaalaaNamak).Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we are joined by Kashyap Swaroop. Kashyap is a standup comedian from India and he will be doing a split show with Aaqib Merchant in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025. You can buy their tickets for their show (2 Palate Clenchers) athttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/aaqib-kashyap-are-the-palate-clenchers/Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

In this episode, we are joined by Anna Vietti from the Photo Booth Institute. You can find her on IG: @photoboothinstitute

In this episode, we are joined by Stupid Fuck who is the lead singer of “The Silly Clown” band. They have generously allowed our podcast to use their infamous “Sperm Bank” song as our podcast theme music. Follow @stupidfuckthesillyclown on IG for upcoming shows.

In this episode, we talk about the highlights of the Australian Open 2025. Massive congratulations to Janik Sinner and Madison Keys for winning the men’s and women's championship respectively. 

Renato is a Sci-Fi author based in the Philippines. His books are available on ​​https://www.8lettersbooks.com/?s=renato+tranquilino&post_type=product

Emmett is a filmmaker with 4 feature films under his belt so far. You can check out his work on YouTube (@EmmettLoverde) and many of his films are streaming on Tubi.

Freddie is a dad, a husband, a reverend and host of the “Bracket Bastards” & “The Recasting Call” podcasts. You can follow Freddie on the following channels: IG: @can_lick_me X/Twitter: @Fisher777Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ReverendFisher