The Square and The Round

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The Square and The Round

The Square and The Round is an inter-generational podcast featuring Chris Kelly (Gen-X) and BB Shea (Millennial). Chris and BB get together once a week to discuss various topics and give their insight based on their radically different points of view.

  1. 55

    America Rules!

    The Square and The Round are back once again with an attempt to cover the Olympics. BB Shea and Kelly watched the opening ceremonies and BB Shea was overcome with American Pride. On top of this Kelly and BB discuss BB Shea's recent 9-9-9 challenge and drinking with your parents. They follow this up with their weekly Top 5 where they discuss The greatest American Olympians ever.

  2. 54

    Mean or Nice? Celebrity Edition

    The Square and The Round are back with a new fun only episode. In the latest installment, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss celebrities who seem nice but may actually be mean. BB Shea discusses a new conspiracy theory that he has and this week's Top 5 is on the greatest celebrity couples of all time!

  3. 53

    $2 Million or No Toilet?

    The Square and the Round are back again this week for another episode where BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss the recent Donald Trump assassination attempt, BB Shea asks Kelly a very interesting would you rather question and they wrap up the episode with the Top 5 B-Tier Actors of all time!

  4. 52

    You Just Got A-Hole'd

    This episode The Square and The Round marks the 1-year anniversary of the podcasts inception. Chris Kelly and BB Shea mark the date with a new exciting episode. In this episode, BB and Kelly talk about freewill, Chris Kelly's recent car crash, 1 year in the podcast game. Then this is all followed by the weekly Top 5 list where Kelly and BB Talk about the greatest fictional athletes.

  5. 51

    Nepotism is Running Wild

    The Square and The Round is back again for another amazing episode. In this installment, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss the recent presidential debate, Bronny James getting drafted to the Lakers, the future of the country and the MLB Steroid scandal. This leads up to the weekly top 5 where Kelly and BB discuss the greatest places to visit in America!

  6. 50

    We Are Real Americans

    The most patriotic duo in podcasting are back for another episode. The Square and The Round are discussing America's Favorite holiday, The 4th of July. BB Shea and Chris Kelly sit down to discuss their plans for 4th of July and of course what they will be eating. This conversation leads to talking about recording television and then the weekly Top 5 where they discuss the Greatest Americans of all time!

  7. 49

    Missing Out On History

    The Square and The Round are back for another enthralling episode with BB Shea and Chris Kelly. In this episode BB Shea recalls is recent time at the U.S. Open and how he may have missed out on history. BB and Kelly also talk about the 9-9-9 challenge and they pay respect to all of the fathers out there by ranking their Top 5 TV Fathers.

  8. 48

    It's All For The Greater Good

    The Square and The Round are back once again for another enthralling episode. BB Shea and Chris Kelly get together to discuss some hard hitting topics like The Olympics, Surging Prices, Being An American and The Greater Good. This all culminates to this week's Top 5 where BB and Kelly discuss the best songs from The Rolling Stones!

  9. 47

    This Is Why We Dont Talk Politics

    Since the inception of The Square and The Round, its been noted that BB Shea is not a political guy. So when Chris Kelly brought up Donald Trump's recent conviction, BB promptly put his foot in his mouth. So don't expect any political talk anytime soon. In this episode, BB and Kelly also discuss life stats, Caitlin Clark and their weekly top 5 they talk about the best road trip movies.

  10. 46

    Let's Discuss Some Controversial Food Takes

    Just after Memorial Day, The Square and The Round is still dropping and its an all food edition. BB Shea and Chris Kelly got together this week to discuss some controversial food takes. This leads to this weeks Top 5 where they discuss the best candy bars of all time.

  11. 45

    Dont You Know Who I Am?

    In this weeks episode of The Suare and The Round, BB Shea and Chris Kelly do some talking about the PGA Championship and how it may be the greatest major victory ever. Then it goes to this week's top 5 where Kelly and BB discuss the greatest sports nicknames in history.

  12. 44

    Different Opinions Are Not Allowed

    In this episode of The Square and The Round may have Chris Kelly's favorite top 5 since the inception of The Square and The Round. This is preceded by conversations about The Tom Brady Roast, Jerry Seinfeld's college commencement speech and what foreigners dont understand about American Movies. This leads up to this week's Top 5 list where Kelly and BB disuss their favorite High School Movies.

  13. 43

    To Look Or Not To Look

    The Square and The Round is back once again with Chris Kelly and BB Shea. In this episode, the guys start off discussing nude beaches in which Kelly has a lot more experience than you'd think. This transitions to some recurring dreams that BB Shea has been having. Leading into this week's top 5 where Kelly and BB discuss their top 5 professional sports busts!

  14. 42

    Man That Feels Good

    The Square and The Round is back for another episode where BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss several topics including their weekly Top 5 List where they discuss the best non-sexual feelings.

  15. 41

    Tragedy Plus Time Equals Comedy

    The Award Nominated Podcast The Square and The Round is back once again for another riveting episode in which BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss several different topics. This week's topics cover a variety of different themes including doing nothing, weddings, the difference between rich and poor people and tragedy becoming comedy. This all culminated to this week's top 5 list where Kelly and BB discuss their top 5 guilty pleasure movies.

  16. 40

    What's The Fattest Thing You Do?

    The Square and The Round are back for another episode beginning with a call to action to vote for The Square and The Round as they are nominated for Triad's Best Podcast in the publication Yes Weekly. You can vote for the here: https://vote.thetriadsbest.com/media/best-triad-podcast. If you have a second, please vote. On top of this, BB Shea and Chris Kelly also discuss the Masters, life post-apocalypse, and their weekly top 5 discusses their favorite Menu items at McDonalds.

  17. 39

    What We Do For Donuts

    The Square and The Round is back again for another exhilarating episode where BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss several different things. BB Shea discussed his most recent trip to Florida and Chris Kelly discusses a recent experience he had in a donut shop. Then its time for a sports discussion on the heels of the NCAA Tournament, Chris Kelly and BB Shea discuss their Top 5 College Basketball Players of All-Time.

  18. 38

    Who Are Some Underrated Bands?

    In a follow up to a recent top 5 list on The Square and The Round where Chris Kelly and BB Shea discussed overrated bands, this episode they discussed bands that they think are underrated. On top of this discussion, Kelly and BB also discuss fasting, the 9-5 work week, the gimp form Pulp Fiction and body odor.

  19. 37

    Let's Fight Some Celebrities

    The Square and The Round are back once again for another award winning episode. In this episode, Chris Kelly and BB Shea run the gamut on several eye opening topics such as the beach, things we need to start throwing away, The Barcode, and cheeseburger Doritos. This is all leading up to this week's top 5 list where Kelly and BB list 5 celebrities that they think they can beat up.

  20. 36

    Could Prison Be Fun?

    The Square and The Round is back with another riveting episode. Chris Kelly and BB Shea sit down to discuss a plethora of new topics including, the recent ACC Tournament, things that are better now than they used to be, and whether or not prison could be fun. Finishing it all up with their weekly top 5 list where they rank their least favorite professional sports team names.

  21. 35

    Oscar Recap 2024

    Yes, the day is here. The Square and The Round recap the 2024 Oscars and give a break down on all of the best picture nominees. BB Shea did not think Chris Kelly would be able to see all of the best picture nominees but he came through and got it done. This entire episode is dedicated to the Oscars, so if you need some new entertainment in your life, listen to this podcast

  22. 34

    Is Your Grandma Dating The President?

    The Square and The Round is back with another riveting episode and for the first time in a while, Chris Kelly admits that he does enjoy some foods. Before that, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss the upcoming Oscars, movie props and BB Shea's grandmother. All of that culminates to this weeks top 5 where BB and Chris give their top 5 favorite Little Debbie Snack cakes.

  23. 33

    You Eat Salads In Graveyards

    The Square and The Round are back and this week, Chris Kelly and BB Shea discuss a plethora of topics along with debuting another new Top 5 List. This week has them discussing drugs, parenting, imposter syndrome and them counting down their top 5 most overrated movies of all time.

  24. 32

    Are You Going to Heaven?

    In this episode of The Square and The Round, there is absolutely no sports talk. Since the NFL season is over, Chris Kelly and BB Shea have decided to pivot. This latest episode has them talking about reincarnation, musicals and listing their top 5 favorite Stand Up Comedians.

  25. 31

    These Guys Have No Talent...

    This is the Square and The Round's first Post-Super Bowl episode, so please anticipate some sports talk. Not too much but just a little bit. In an attempt to open up a bit more, in this episode Chris Kelly and BB Shea are doing a top 5 based on talents that they wish they had. This idea was submitted by a listener so BB and Chris Kelly compiled a bunch of things that they wish they could do, with no real intention on ever learning.

  26. 30

    Its The Divorced Cougar Vibe

    Its The Divorced Cougar Vibe

  27. 29

    New Conspiracy Theory Just Dropped

    We've heard your requests on the sports talk, thats why we waited to discuss it a little later in the podcast than usual. With the NFL Conference Championships just wrapping up, we had to talk about them. First though, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discussed a movie that both of them watched recently, a new conspiracy theory, true crime and for this week's Top 5, BB And Chris are ranking their top 5 NFL Jerseys. Next week, there will be 0 talk of sports... we kinda promise.

  28. 28

    Who Are The Most Overrated Bands?

    This is the first episode of the Square and The Round that isn't a week behind. Kelly and BB Shea are recording this on Monday and dropping on Tuesday. BB and Kelly are discussing the previous Divisional Football round as well as catching up on homework that they gave each other. This week's top 5 has BB and Kelly discussing their most overrated bands and musical acts.

  29. 27

    Top 5 American Actors

    The Square and The Round is back for the second installment of the Weekly Top 5. This time, Chris Kelly and BB Shea are giving their top 5 living American actors. Before they get to the top 5, BB and Kelly discuss the current head coach changes in the NFL along with some more sports talk

  30. 26

    We've Run Out Of Ideas...

    It was bound to happen sooner or later. The Inaugural Square and The Round Weekly Top 5 is among us and this week Chris Kelly and BB Shea are ranking their Top 5 Quentin Tarantino Movies. Along with this, BB and Chris take time to discuss Aldi, Post Presidency, New Years Resolutions and the Hypothetical NFL White vs. Black Bowl!

  31. 25

    The Future is Now

    The Square and the Round have just kicked off the new year with topics that everyone loves, politics, sports and time travel. BB Shea and Chris Kelly also try their best to sum up 2023 and talk about some things to look forward to in 2024. BB Shea tries his best to act like he knows what he's talking about as he attempts to discuss politics with Chris Kelly. Then in an amazing sign of aging, both BB and Chris struggle to name all of the big winners in sports in 2023. Who gave these dudes a podcast?

  32. 24

    Don't Forget To Think About Me Today

    The Square and The Round has officially made it past Christmas, lets see how they fare in 2024. In this post-Christmas episode, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss a plethora of different topics as usual. This episode they discuss the staging of the moon landing, celebrity problems and a little bit of politics as well.

  33. 23

    How To Lose A Pound In One Visit To The Bathroom

    BB Shea told Chris Kelly that he was going to see the new Paul Giamatti movie "The Holdovers" so naturally Chris Kelly "hate-watched" it, turns out he didn't hate it. They both give their review of this movie in the new episode of The Square and The Round. They also take time to discuss Christmas, Shohei Ohtani, going pro and BB Shea losing a pound after taking a dump.

  34. 22

    Does Rose Kennedy Have A Black Dress?

    I think it's safe to say that Rose Kennedy does have a black dress, why is this relevant? Well you have to watch the podcast to see. In this episode, of The Square and The Round which is not a sports podcast, Chris Kelly and BB Shea talk about the College Football Playoff and how they think it was handled. They also discuss Nerf footballs, recording things you should record and BB Shea gets some retribution as a listener explains how he and BB Shea both had similar experiences in The Joker!

  35. 21

    A Near Death Experience...Not Really

    BB Shea tells Chris Kelly that he once had a near death experience in a movie theater, come to find out he was never even close to dying. Oh well! On that note, the rest of this weeks episode is about tattoos, discontinued items and run ins with celebrities.

  36. 20

    Jack Dawson Is My Hero

    Is Titanic the greatest movie ever made? BB Shea definitely agrees. Chris Kelly... well he still needs a little convincing. In this episode of the Square and The Round, Kelly and BB take time to discuss The Rolling Stones new tour, Chris Kelly's sit down interview with Garth Brooks and the new ways of higher education!

  37. 19

    What Month Is It Again?

    Coming up on the end of the year and the Anniversary of the JFK Assassination, BB Shea came to the realization that he has no idea what month it is. This obviously threw Chris Kelly for a loop, classic Square behavior. On top of this discussion, BB Shea and Chris Kelly also took time to discuss some sports, major events that happened in 2023 and some new ideas on legislature.

  38. 18

    One's Gotta Go

    After last weeks episode, Chris Kelly and BB Shea had to get the show back in gear. BB Shea had the idea of playing a new game with Chris Kelly called: One's Gotta Go. BB took all of Kelly's favorite things and made him pick which one he likes the best. Some answers may surprise you, some may not.

  39. 17

    From Crap to Cookies...

    And everything in between! In this episode of The Square and the Round, Chris Kelly and BB Shea discuss some true hard hitting topics like tipping, the World Series and most important of all, taking dumps!

  40. 16

    The Biggest Left Turn in Podcast History

    At this point, if you are familiar with The Square and The Round Podcast, you can come to expect a few things. Sports, movies, television and food. All of those things are talked about in this episode, then a drastic left turn is taken. Typically in the overrated/underrated segment, BB Shea switched it up and asked Chris Kelly a would you rather question that really came out of nowhere!

  41. 15

    What is Existentialism?

    What a question! This has clearly stumped Chris Kelly, a common user of words, who doesn't always know what they mean. In this episode of The Square and The Round, BB Shea and Chris Kelly get deep, but not too deep. It all starts off surface level by discussing sports (of course) celebrities and automotive fellatio. Thanks for sticking around this long, we really appreciate your continued support of the conversations!

  42. 14

    That Explains Why You're Afraid Of Sex

    Yep, Chris Kelly talks about why he was afraid of sex when he was younger. The reason is weirder than you think. On top of that amazing content, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss the baseball playoffs, supernatural experiences and pizza!

  43. 13

    It's The Best Time Of The Year

    BB Shea and Chris Kelly have officially declared October the best month of the year. So many things going on in this episode including Halloween discussions as well as Girl Scot Cookies, bringing back Jesus and weddings!

  44. 12

    Please Stop With The Voicemails

    In the latest episode of The Square and The Round, BB Shea and Chris Kelly discuss the proper way to communicate with people now that the rules have been changed. They also talk about high school, Jimmy Garoppolo and Chris Kellys recent bad luck in football!

  45. 11

    The Pandemic Was Kinda Nice!

    Did anyone else enjoy the beginning of the pandemic. Looking back on it BB Shea realizes it was kind of fun, for Chris Kelly, is was all work no play. In the latest episode of The Square and The Round, Kelly and BB discuss McDonalds, seafood and space!

  46. 10

    What's The Deal With Airplanes?

    Sorry for the corny joke in the title, but seriously whats the deal with those things? Chris Kelly and BB Shea dive into flying on the latest episode of The Square and the Round Podcast. Apart from that, Kelly and BB also discuss Aaron Rodgers injury as well as the biggest mishaps at The Oscars!

  47. 9

    All Football Episode

    We know that this might not be the best idea for viewership or listenership but please be patient with us. Chris Kelly and BB Shea have decided to do an all NFL episode of The Square and the Round to kick off the new NFL season. This is a one time thing, we will be back to normal programming next time.

  48. 8

    Hip-Hop or Shakespeare?

    Knowing that Chris Kelly lacks knowledge of Hip-Hop, BB Shea decided to test Chris Kelly anyway in a new game of is it Hip-Hop or Shakespeare? It goes about as well as you'd expect. Along with this episode, Chris Kelly and BB Shea also discuss game show hosts, artificial intelligence, and showboating in sports.

  49. 7

    The Truth Shall Set You Free

    In this episode of The Square and The Round, BB Shea told Chris Kelly that he recently went to the gym. Prompting Kelly to tell BB all about his gym. Leaving BB wondering if he ever wants to go back again. Also, Kelly and BB discuss overrated movies, telling the truth, conspiracy theories and Kelly dropping his son off at college.

  50. 6

    Why Are You Crying at a Baseball Game?

    In the latest episode of The Square and The Round Podcast, Chris Kelly is still in search for his very first hot take. On the journey, Kelly and BB Shea discuss DoorDash, Crying, Streaming Television, and Global Warming!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The Square and The Round is an inter-generational podcast featuring Chris Kelly (Gen-X) and BB Shea (Millennial). Chris and BB get together once a week to discuss various topics and give their insight based on their radically different points of view.

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Chris Kelly & BB Shea

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