The Steam Machine PC Gaming Podcast
by Dalton Suter, Willie Eaton, TeamRetrogue
A Weekly gaming podcast where hosts Dalton, Willie and TeamRetrogue will attempt to tackle their ever-growing Steam catalog, one game at a time at random. Each host gets a pick from the backlog, and 5 random games are added to a poll for listeners like YOU to vote on in our Discord! Which we then do an episode about :). Join us and the occasional special guest as we discuss games new and old. What will the Steam Machine bring us? Listen each week to find out!
Episodes
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HallowFreebies 2026
Happy Halloween, everyone! As we do every year, we are hear to regale you with some free horror games of our choosing, and hope that you check them out as well! Also, Dalton and Willie chat about Librarian: Tidy up the Arcane Library, and chat music for a while as well. In memory of my friend...
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Squirrel Stapler
This episode! With Mik on a plane to Japan, Dalton and Willie dive into the interesting, surreal game known as Squirrel Stapler. Did we manage to make the wife beautiful, or did we meet God? Tune in to find out! SPOOKTOBER Rolls on! Also, Willie plays a bunch of Pico-8 games, and Dalton finds a...
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Diablo II: Resurrected
This episode! The boys take a trip to hell to kill a demon lord in DIABLO II! Also, Mik has a new handheld he likes, Willie has a lovely family visit and some retro games he has been playing, and Dalton talks about Enshrouded 1.0, Planet Zoo 2, and he FINALLY started watching Game of Thrones....
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Metal Garden
This Episode! ITS SPOOKTOBER, BABY!!! Our first entry is from Dalton, and it is horror on a LARGE scale! Dive into the megastructure known as the Metal Garden with us, and feel the deep, deep existential dread! LET THE SPOOKY BEGIN!!!!! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for show games!...
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SHUJINKOU
This episode! Dalton and Willie dive into a JRPG that will help you learn Japanese and also scratch that dungeon crawler itch, SHUJINKOU!! Also, Dalton dives back into Elder Scrolls, and Willie has a lovely family visit! Check out SHUJINKOU on Steam!...
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The Planet Crafter
This episode! The boys do some terraforming and bring some life to a planet in THE PLANET CRAFTER! Also, Willie masters an old game, Mik has been busy busy, and Dalton has some life news. Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for show games! bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD Support the...
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Starsand Island
This episode! Lots of Tangents, and we somewhat chat about Starsand Island (Apologies) Also, Mik went to some concerts, Willie plays Retro Games, and Dalton... does Dalton things I suppose. Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for show games! bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD Support the...
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Psychonauts (TSMP Revisit!)
This Episode! Since Mik was asleep after his trip to Vegas, Dalton and Willie used their Psycho-Portal to go inside of his mind and record this episode on PSYCHONAUTS for the final episode of this years Dog Days of Replays! How does it hold up? Is it still an absolute classic? Tune in to find…
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South Park: The Stick of Truth (TSMP Revisit!)
This episode! The Dog Days of Replays continue with Mik's pick, South Park: The Stick of Truth! Does it hold up since the show last covered it? Does it do South Park justice? Is it as offensive as it should be? Tune in to find out! Also, Dalton dives in a Gacha-free Gacha game, and some College...
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Planet Zoo (TSMP Revisit!)
This Episode, The boys kick of the Dog Days of Replays with Dalton's Pick, Planet Zoo! With his excitement for Planet Zoo 2, it only felt fitting for this to be the time to redo the first! We do chat a good bit about the game, but most of this episode is just nerding out about Zoo's and animals…
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Dark Souls Remastered
PRAISE THE SUN! This week! The boys are joined by Mr. Puzzles Dane Himself to chat about his favorite game, the winner of a recent discord listener poll, Dark Souls! Did we thrive in the madness? Or succumb to the Undeath of Lordran? Tune in to find out! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls…
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Metal: Hellsinger
This episode! HEAVY MOTHERF***ING METAL!! The boys dive into the 9 layers of hell to help the Unknown find her voice in Metal: Hellsinger! Plus, Willie directs trains, Mik Burrows instead of dodges, and Dalton loves his massive skill trees! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for show games!...
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Final Fantasy VII Remake
This episode! We dive into the remake of the Square Enix classic FINAL FANTASY VII! How does it compare to the original? Did we love it? Did one of us have a controversial opinion of this game? Tune in to find out! Also, Life kicks Mik in the balls, and Dalton is addicted to Path of Exile 2! Come...
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Jump King
This episode! Dalton and Willie are joined by Nate and Dane to chat about Nate's patreon pick, the rage game classic Jump King! Did we beat it? Did it Beat us? Did we break controllers? Tune in to find out! Also, Nate is a new Dad! Dane Has Car trouble, Willie starts Bird Watching, and Dalton…
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Coromon
This episode! With Willie's PC on the fritz, Mik and Dalton have him covered as they dive into the cute monster catching game COROMON! How does it hold up against its obvious inspiration? Tune in to find out!! Also, Mik gets a new Steam Controller, and Dalton has a new pass time called Conan:...
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
This Episode! Willie plays a roguelike RPG Minesweeper game, Mik puts the FFXIV needle back into his arm, and Dalton sets sails on the high seas, in the game that Skull and Bones should have been. Also, the boys dive into the 2001 Hideo Kojima classic, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty! A...
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Amid Evil
This weekhausen! It is WrestleMania week, baby! The boys chat about the upcoming showcase of the immortals, plus Dalton vents about work, Willie finally beat a childhood game he's been wanting to wrap up, and Mik (Team Retrogue on YouTube!) Has a new video on YouTube you should all check out! We...
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
This Episode! The boys are joined by Fenris from Spectre Approved to dive into the game that won ALL the awards last year, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33! Did we think it deserved the awards? How does it stand against other titans of the genre? Is Putain de Merde our new favorite curse? Are we…
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Tex Murphy: Under A Killing Moon
This episode! The boys go back in time to 1994 to then go forward in time to 2042 to hang out with Crack gumshoe Tex Murphy as he solves some cases! Does the P.I. still deliver these days? Or does the FMV leave it as a relic of the past? Tune in to find out! Also, Mik is addicted to Pokopia, and...
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Devil May Cry
This Episode! With Mikhailov knee deep in his battles with The Paintress, Dalton and Willie are joined by our resident TSMP Devil May Cry expert, Mr. Puzzles Dane Himself to chat about.... Well, Devil May Cry. How does Dante and his Demon Slaying hold up these days? Listen in to join us in...
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Yakuza: Like a Dragon (Part 2 Spoilercast)
It is time! The boys gathered the party to chat SPOILERS for Yakuza 7: Like a Dragon! Plus our thoughts overall on the game, and what we thought of the genre switch! Plus, Willie has a family visit, Dalton dives into Project: Gorgon, and Mik talks a handheld with all form, no function. Come join...
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Yakuza: Like A Dragon (Part 1: Gameplay and Side Stuff)
This episode! The boys have finally made it. Time for some TURN BASED YAKUZA! In part 1, we are focusing on pretty much everything except main story stuff. That will all be in part 2. So, combat, mini games, summon and side missions here we come!!!! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for...
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The Even More Incredible Machine
This Episode! A Heavy BSing episode full of laughs and stories! Mik talks CES, Willie chats about his new handheld, and Dalton has his ass absolutely kicked by some edibles. Oh! We also hop into the GOG Complex to revisit an old puzzler classic, The Even More Incredible Machine! Does it hold up?...
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Mortal Kombat: Komplete Edition
This episode! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! How did the boys ring it in? With blood, gore, and violence of course! We dive into the NetherRealm studios era of Mortal Kombat with MORTAL KOMBAT: KOMPLETE EDITION (Also know as MK9). How did they handle the soft reboot? was it successful? Does it hold up to the...
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The Steamy Awards 2025!
This episode! Boy, we played a LOT of fantastic games this year! So, What took home the awards? Were there any clean sweeps? Did one game sweep all the cool categories as is the fashion this year? Tune in to find out! IT'S STEAMY AWARDS TIME, BABY! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for…
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Chained Echoes
This episode! Thanks to our lovely Patron, The RPG Wolverine Logan, We played a JRPG that flew under all of our radars! We start the episode off covering the 2025 Game Award winners, then we chat about what ya really care about... The game announcements! Then we all hop in our Sky Armors and fly...
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Rayman 2: The Great Escape
This episode! The boys travel back to 1999 and check out a beloved platformer! But, Does it hold up these days? Tune in to find out! Also, Mik plays FFFXIV with some of the TADPOG crew, and Dalton and Willie chat and rave about Megabonk! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games!...
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MYST
This episode! The boys are joined by Mr. Puzzle, Dane Himself of Dane and Jeff's Media Dump! To talk about what, you ask? Why, one of the most historically beloved and landmark games in the PC space! We dive into all versions of MYST! Does it hold up? Does it still hold charm and wonder all these...
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HallowFreebies 2025
This episode! The boys are back from the dead! and this episode, we talk as we do every year, about some free horror games. This year, the games played were: They Are Here Bloody Hell Let's Watch Steamboat Willie Mr. TomatoS Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning Nightmare Kart One Halloween...
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Cult of the Lamb
This week! With all 3 of us running on fumes, this episode is legit just silly. But! We also enjoy some cute little cuddly Satanic woodland creatures and chat all about Cult of the Lamb by Massive Monster! Also, Dalton has decided to dive into the world of STARDOM Come join our Discord and Vote…
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Subnautica
This Spooktober episode! Dalton has been stuck on a simulator game, Willie has computer woes, and Mikhailov can reveal what he hinted at last week! Also, we dive (hehe, get it) into the alien underwater world of Subnautica! Does the game sink or swim? Tune in and find out! Come join our Discord…
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TSMP Pivot! PIVOT! (Nerds Nerding Nerdily)
This episode! Dalton and Mik had to pivot due to Willie being sick, so Subnautica will be coming next week! In the meantime, Listen to Mik and Dalton test the format for a pod they have been thinking of starting, Stories of school bullshit, and general gaming chat and overall nerd stuff. Come…
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My Friendly Neighborhood
This episode! Will you be our neighbor? The boys dive in to the abandoned studio lot and fight some puppets in My Friendly Neighborhood! Also, Dalton has a hankering for a LEGO game, Mikhailov is neck deep in the Pico-8, and Willie did some long awaited computer upgrades and learns some new card...
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Slay the Princess
This episode! Dalton and Willie are joined by Grumpy Jeff himself to talk about a tale. A tale of horror. The tale of grotesque deaths. The tale.... of love. We dive blade first into Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games! Also, Dalton has ben doing some skating in SKATE., Driving around Europe…
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Dave the Diver
This episode! The boys squeeze into their tight swim suits and go deep diving into a hole... a big, blue hole in Dave the Diver!! Also, Willie has fun at an arcade birthday, Mikhailov flies into cloud gaming, and Dalton hits a Hole in One in Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots! Come join our Discord and...
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Elite Dangerous
This episode! Dalton and Willie enter SPACE! The Final Frontier and see just how Elite we can be in Elite Dangerous! Also, Dalton hurt his back and passed out from pain for the first time ever, and Willie has a new DOOM WAD to discuss! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games!...
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Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
This episode! The boys are joined by a returning voice to chat all about FFXI, Pinball, and more! Plus, the main event of the episode. The final game in the Kiryu Kazama story. We discuss all the feelings Yakuza 6 made them feel, and talk about our future with the Like a Dragon series! Come join...
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Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures Episode 1: Fright of the Bumblebees!
This episode! The boys travel to West Wallaby St. and meet Wallace & Gromit and join them for a grand adventure! We also discuss the discord watch-along we had of the Wallace and Gromit TV specials "A Grand Day Out", "The Wrong Trousers", "A Close Shave" and "A Matter of Loaf or Death" and then…
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Willie's TSMP Music Quiz!
Willie put this little quiz together for our Discord (bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD) and I thought it would be fun to share it with all of our lovely listeners! Let us know how you do!
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Trek to Yomi
This episode! The boys trek(heh) their way through the brilliant visuals and story of Trek to Yomi! Who liked it more? Also, Dalton takes Willie hunting in theHunter. Dalton also chat's a bit about Black Desert Online, and Firestone. Willie tries not to fall asleep. Apologies for the short…
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Forward to the Sky
This episode! Willie has an oopsie with his Virtual Pinball, and does some DOOMin, and Dalton gets addicted to Mad Games Tycoon 2. Also, the boys chat all about the Animu Games title Forward to the Sky! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games!...
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The Steam Machine 5 Year Anniversary Special
This episode, the show is 5 years old! To Quote Dave from TADPOG, that's like, almost a year! In this episode, Dalton, Nate, Willie and Adam reflect on the last 5 years of the show. The episodes, the guests, the laughs and the games we loved and the games we hated. Also, Dalton has a mega Bad...
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Roller Coaster Tycoon 3
This episode! The boys chat about the XBOX and PC Gamer showcases, and dive into the Frontier Developments classic Roller Coaster Tycoon 3! The last one before Atari ruined the series! But, how does it hold up? Tune in to find out! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games!...
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BLOODSHED
This week! DOOM meets VAMPIRE SURVIVORS? That's right, that is exactly what BLOODSHED feels like, but, how is it executed? Does it work well? Are there legally distinct cacao demons? Tune in to find out! Also, the boys cover State of Play and Summer Games Fest 2025. Come join our Discord and Vote...
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Croc: Legend of the Gobbos Remastered
This week! Dalton 100%'s Miles Morales, and dives back into Pathfinder: Kingmaker, whilst Willie becomes a Pinball Wizard. We also cover the remaster of the classic 3D Platformer Croc! How does it hold up? Does the remaster do it justice? How friggin cute are Gobbos? Tune in and find out! Come…
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Jurassic World Evolution
This week! Can the boys succeed where John Hammond failed? They sure try as they played Jurassic World Evolution! A Dino park builder! Also, Willie Pins some balls, and Dalton has an encounter with a fictional cougar, cannibals, and also has decided to get into Warhammer 40K Lore. Come join our...
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UNDERTALE
This episode! The boys dive into the indie darling UNDERTALE! Does it live up to the hype? Has it aged well? Is Papyrus best boy? Tune in to find out!! Also, Willie as been knee deep in DUSK and Dalton plays DOOM: The Dark Ages! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games!...
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OCTOPATH TRAVELER II
This episode! The boys travel down 8 paths to find out the truth behind the shadows in OCTOPATH TRAVELER II! How does it play? How are the characters? Is it better than the first game? Tune in to find out! Also, Willie has been playing some DOOM, and Dalton dives into Oblivion Remastered and...
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The Turing Test
This episode, Dalton and Willie find out if they are human, or just another Artificial intelligence in The Turing Test! Also, Dalton has been playing some inZOI and Schedule 1! Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games! bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD Patreon!...
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TSMP Retro!: Legend of the River King (GBC)
This week! Dalton and Willie decided to take a trip back in time whilst Travelling the Path of Eight, and play the Natsume Inc. cult classic "Legend of the River King" for the Gameboy Color! How does it hold up? Is it fun? Did we indeed catch fish? Tune into the first ever TSMP RETRO episode to...
About this show
A Weekly gaming podcast where hosts Dalton, Willie and TeamRetrogue will attempt to tackle their ever-growing Steam catalog, one game at a time at random. Each host gets a pick from the backlog, and 5 random games are added to a poll for listeners like YOU to vote on in our Discord! Which we then do an episode about :). Join us and the occasional special guest as we discuss games new and old. What will the Steam Machine bring us? Listen each week to find out!
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Dalton Suter, Willie Eaton, TeamRetrogue
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