The Steamboat Comedy Podcast

In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Steamboat comics Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss their recent trip to the Dominican Republic! Turns out, drinking is more fun when you do it in a foreign country. Topics also include the joys of horse riding, how The British are asking to get Tea Party'd again, joke swaps, and new segment: Under appreciated insult of the week!

In this brand spanking new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Matt Newland and Kyle Ruff have a friendly message to share with their local cable company after being unable watch the Lakers game, the stress of which has destroyed Matt's eye. Topics also include Kyle's love for Mel Brooks, Matt's new work bit, and a whopping 13 jokes from a card!

Happy Easter from the Steamboat Comedy Podcast! Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland join you again to talk Easter exploits and shenanigans. Topics also include prison plans and strategy, jokes from a card, Matt's cast kink, and a movie review of the Hail Mary Project

In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland display their genuine confusion pertaining the sunny summer weather here in Steamboat Springs Colorado. Is it actually winter? No one knows. Topics also include Matt's vindication from the Academy regarding 'Secret Agent,' advice and praise for the Gen Z kids, and more dueling jokes from a card

In this new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland celebrate International Women's Day! Thank you to (probably 3) lovely ladies who listen to the show! Topics also include new pick up lines (for said ladies), Jokes from a card, and more sentences that have never been said

In this new episode of The Steamboat Comedy Podcast, your boys Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland realize that they have the only podcast out there where instead of giving advice, they desperatey need it. Topics also include the investment of teeth, the con-men who pray on sad dudes online, sentences that have never been said, and more jokes (or serious statements?) from a card.

In this brand new episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland share some stories about being terrible students and terrorizing their old teachers, as every student should. Topics also include spitting on your hands, hot new pick up lines, and Valentines sentences that have never been said

In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland give you life lesson on how to be cool. Since the locals constantly tell us how sweet, rad, and also sick we are, we decided to share that wisdom with you. Topics also include more topical jokes, sentences that have never been said, and the curious case of Matt's missing water bottle.

In this all new episode of The Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss gym etiquette and their biggest peeves while working out, including how to get your gym crush to fall in love you. Topics also include new pick up lines to try, sentences that have never been said, serious statements involving world events, and maybe the greatest philosophical would-you-rather question ever asked

In this all new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Matt Newland and Kyle Ruff respond to the random critics on TikTok who ask: "Do we really need another podcasts with two random guys talking?" Topics also include a set of serious statements that we need you to hear, as well as more sentences that have never been said, a new corporate wh*re of the week, and a special gift reveal from Friend of the Show Zach.

Happy Holidays from The Steamboat Comedy Podcast! In this new episode of the show Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland talk about the true meaning of Christmas, which they learned from watching the fantastic film "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Topics also include Rolling Stone's list of top gifts for Christmas, the battle between Cell Phone providers, Grandpas throwing touchdowns, and proper gift giving etiquette

In this episode of the Best in the Boat Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland celebrate the long awaited snow fall here in Steamboat Springs! Without snow, we cannot survive. Topics also include the joys of gambling your savings away, Matt's experience in Women's self defense classes, and the age old Corn Dog vs Hot Dog debate

In this new episode of the award winning "Best of the Boat" Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss Kyle's trip to New Orleans and his roast battle at Skankfest! Topics also include the first installment of the Steamboat 'Weekend Update,' crying in movie theaters, and how everyone is tired of the "Tush Push"

In this all new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland (aka Deadpool and Wolverine) share their experiences (or lack thereof) on Halloween this year, including Kyle's multiple costume difficulties. Topics also include fart-etiquette in Yoga class, fat NFL referees, and Kyle's fun new disease

The Steamboat Comedy Podcast is back after a brief hiatus, and coming off the FIFTH Best of the Boat award for best local podcast! Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss their recent travels and Matt's startling discovery about the midwest, as well as more sentences that have never been said, would-you-rathers, and the corporate whore of the week!

In this all new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland redo the same podcast that they attempted the night before, because someone can't handle their booze. Topics include Kyle's genital anxiety, Matt's inability to eat food without hurting himself, and sentences that technically have been said once before

In this new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast (coming to you a week late thanks to the Apple corporation) Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland talk about their upcoming plans to attend the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce wedding that they are totally invited to as the official Best man & Maid of Honor. Topics also internet corn, prescription drugs for dogs, and a debate on who's more insufferable, River Rats or Climbing Bros.

In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland promote their new totally not fake sponsor, Wegovy! Don't diet or exercise, just inject yourself with Wegovy and grow lumps on your neck. Topics also include tech bros throwing dildos, The Menendez Brothers, and Matt's tribute to Kyle while he was away

In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland implement their recent advice from a #FriendoftheShow to RAGE BAIT! So get ready to be enraged with hot hot takes! Topics also include microplastics, aspartame, Kyle's shitty toe, and new unofficially sponsor Skyrizi

In this episode, your Steamboat Comedy Heroes Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss the unsettling changes involving Costco Muffins, and it's ramifications throughout society as a whole. Topics also include the long awaited resolution to the Epstein conspiracy, AI nannies, and favorite types of romantic couples.

In this LIVE episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are joined by fellow comedians Mike Stanley and Aaron 'Mad Dog' Graham! The show takes place at Dusky Grouse Coffee shop here in Steamboat Springs, and we get a special coffee tasting with resident expert Collie! Topics also include Mike's commercial gig with Bell Tire, Aaron's bologna knees, and Sydney Sweeney at Jeff Bezos's $57,000,000 wedding

In this special edition of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are joined by special guest Eric Cole! As the first actual father to be on the show, Eric enlightens us on the joys and sorrows of parenthood on this Fathers day. Topics also include professional wrestling, The Muppets, and a crash course on Boise Idaho.

In this episode Kyle and Matt discuss their recent experience of debauchery and shenanigans at the Annual Steamboat Springs 'Riverfest,' and their opinions on raft culture as a whole. Topics also include Kyle drunken escapades, Matt's philosophical questions, shitty football coaches, and more sentences that have never been said

In this episode, your boys Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are back in the studio after Kyle's week of diving back into his theatrical roots. Topics include more sentences that have never been said, another corporate whore of the week, and a new segment: Unassuming Dick of the Week

In this episode Kyle returns from vacation and recounts how he destroyed his body, including a Battle Royale with an angry bird. Matt brings more would-you-rathers, sentences that have never been said, and introduces a new segment: Corporate 'Whore of the Week'

In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle and Matt talk about Kyle's recent trip home and seeing old friends, and who looks better or worse than they did in High School. Topics also include dating skydivers, whales hitting kite boarders, and Katy Perry in space.

In this episode Kyle and Matt reflect on their excellent winter of Steamboat Comedy shows for a moment, then get right back to being idiots. Topics include several hot new would-you-rathers, Periodic Table sentences, and Matt's new character for Kyle

In this episode Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland test their vast knowledge of the human female anatomy, proving why they are such skilled lovers and scientists. Topics also include Kyle's trip to Gillette Wyoming, tips for snorkeling in Belize, and more sentences that have never been said!

It's the very first LIVE Steamboat Comedy podcast from Mythology! Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are robed up and joined by special guest Dave Willamson! The boys do a special tasting of Mythology spirits and get a little loose, while bringing you more unsaid sentences, would-you-rathers, and other such shenanigans.

In this new episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Matt and Kyle talk all things restaurants, including a story of Kyle's confrontation with a Russian chicken tender thief. Topics also include hot takes on the OJ Simpson trial, Matt's attempt to help with a sunscreen situation, plus more sentences that have never been said.

In this episode Kyle and Matt talk about how Gladiator 2 sucked and no one should watch it. Just don't. Topics also include interesting thought experiments on genitals, the great debate of whether Dinosaurs had feathers, and Kyle's public flashing

In this episode Kyle and Matt bring you all things Valentines day before the holiday coming up next week! Including super useful relationship advice, first date ideas, and Valentines sentences that have never been said. Other topics include the upcoming Superbowl match up between 2 teams everyone hates, Star Wars vs Marvel, and dumb middle school activities

In this episode, Matt and Kyle take a break from the Winter Stand-Up series to go out and shred some gnar! On skis, of course, because snowboarders are degenerate criminals. Other topics include Kyle's high school hang outs with Mr. Hale, Skiing fun facts, and the battle for Mikaela Shiffrin's heart

In this episode Kyle and Matt take a break from their busy holiday schedules to ponder whether money truly bring happiness, and whether either of those things even exist anymore. Topics also include more of Matt's sentences that have never been said before, NYE fun facts, and Kyle's knowledge of biology

In this episode Matt and Kyle talk all this Christmas and share their favorite holiday traditions! Topics also include how high school football has gone soft, How Amazon is saving society, and podcasts for babies

In this episode Kyle and Matt are prepping for the flights to come in, and cover several various topics, including Google's new phone/companion for sad people, more craziness in college and NFL football, and Shaboozey. Matt also leads Kyle in guided meditation and presents more sentences that have never been said beforee Kyle and Matt are prepping for the flights to come in, and cover several various topics, including Google's new phone/companion for sad

In this episode Matt and Kyle are joined by friend of the show Carl the Moose to talk some turkey! Also Kyle shares how traveling last week was a pain in the butt, and Matt presents a Thanksgiving edition of sentences that have never been said before Thanks as always to our sponsor Billo Premium Cannabis! Steamboat Locals get Discounts on EVERYTHING, ALWAYS!

In this episode, as Kyle prepares to return to his old college stomping grounds, he and Matt reflect on the good old days, mostly recalling being drunken disasters. Topics also include the craziness in the NFL, and more sentences that have never been said. . Brought to you by Billo Premium Cannabis in Steamboat Springs! Steamboat Locals get Discounts on EVERYTHING, ALWAYS!

In this (late) episode Kyle and Matt finally have a new sponsor: Billo Premium Cannabis! Go there and get high. Topics of discussion also include the boy's terrifying trip home from Boulder, Kyle's fear of scary movies, and the fall of Disney heroes

In this episode, Kyle recaps his trip to Vegas and his performance as gay Frankenstein. Matt presents philosophical quotes to examine, as well as more sentences that have never been said before. Then, Matt and Kyle try the most sour candy at Fuzziwigs

In this episode, Kyle prepares to do another comedy competition in Vegas, and explains why he loves subjective artistic judging so much. Matt and Kyle also discuss their recent trip to Red Rocks, the movie The Whale, and Matt presents more sentences that have never been said before

In this episode Matt and Kyle talk some Football! As well as Patrick Mahomes undying love of money and insurance. Matt also introduces more sentences that have never been said before, and presents Kyle with another vert difficult 'would you rather' question.

In this episode Matt and Friend of the show Jared Morrill convince Kyle to gain 80 pounds for $20k, but can it be done? Jared plots a Go Fund me campaign to figure it out. Topics also include Jared's new position as Steamboat Springs' new resident Willy Wonka and Matt tells you some sentences that have never been said out loud before

In this episode Matt and Kyle test Chat GPT to see if it can best Matt in a poetry competition and if AI knows great comedians. Topics also include stories of love and near death experiences, as well as a desperate search for a new sponsor

In this episode Kyle and Matt respond to the comments on some of their recent viral clips in a calm, respectful manner. Topics also include the Olympic opening ceremony, fencing technique, and their lack of sponsorship

In this Episode, Kyle and Matt talk about all the tumultuous events taking place in the world, especially the controversy surrounding their totally sick new robes. Topics also include conspiracy theories, credibility gained from glasses, and bringing people together.

In this episode Kyle and Matt are joined by Denver comic Chet Tilly to tlk about their show at Schmiggity's as well as a totally safe trip down the Yampa River! Topics also include the great debate of ice cream on sticks vs cones, and everyones favorite subject: Drugs. This podcast is brought to you by McCreight Progressive Dentistry, who have been helping make Steamboat Locals smile for over 25 years. Learn more at McCreightSmiles.com

In this episode Kyle and Matt are back after a mud season break with a new pod, brought to you by our new sponsor McCreight Progressive Dentisty! Topics also include fathers day, Kyle's reality show ambitions, and Steamboat's new Ski simulator! Check out McCreight's options for general, cosmetic, and restorative dental practices at McCreightsmiles.com

In this episode Matt and Kyle discuss their personal experiences meet both men and Bears in the woods, and which they prefer. Topics also include Kyle's recent sexual objectification in the Steamboat Creates Cabaret show, the epidemic of dented heads, and how to spot a Mormon.

In this episode Kyle and Matt are joined by local Sound Engineer Bradley "Bobcat" Leister! Topics of conversation include Kyle and Matt's Theatrical skills, as well our new sponsor Nic-Nac mints, and all of Brad's personal information