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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast
by Kyle L Ruff
Steamboat Springs Comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland say dumb things and tell you all about life as small town comics living in a fancy ski town in the middle of nowhere.
Episodes
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Episode 173! Don't Get Chomped
In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss a myriad of topics, including the risk of being chomped up by animals, and which chomping is worst. Main takeaway: Don't get chomped up. Topics also include Cris Collinsworth's interesting dating...
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 172! The Machine God
In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss the importance of winning the AI race against China, because it totally benefits us and definitely isn't a problem and won't destroy the world. Topics also include the backlash against…
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 171! Ivan Ooze
In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland bring you a hot new show sponsored by Ooze! But to be clear, though controversial, we do not support obscure Power rangers antagonist Ivan Ooze. Topics also include Matt's new Mandela effect, rogue Camels in Clark Colorado, the…
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 170! Laughter Yoga
in this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss a new phenomenon sweeping the internet: Laughter Yoga. It's as stupid as it sounds. Topics also include how to be a good person, or at least appear to be, the latest Mandela effect conspiracy, and...
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 169! No Shorts on Stage
In this brand new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Matt Newland and Kyle Ruff discuss a myriad of topics, including their on-stage dress codes, training for Ninja Warrior, and Fantasy Football misery. And we've got more of you favorite recurring segments, such as…
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Episode 168! The United Odyssey
In this new episode of The Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss the fastastic fil 'The Odyssey' as well as the 20 year journey Kyle took on United Airlines this weekend. Topics also include jello shots, the hardest position in sports, dating advice, and possibly the…
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 167! Uncrackable
In this new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland do what may be their final podcast, because Steamboat Springs is on fire. Topics also include the corporate whore of the week, love for the Gen Z kids, Cloud Chasers, and more jokes from a card
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 166! Oppression and Shame
In this brand new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Steamboat Springs Comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss what America is all about before the upcoming 250th Independence Day anniversary! Topics also include Kyle's travels, solving the homeless problem, and Mexican...
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast Episode 165! Deja Vu
In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland take a second shot at recording the same podcast they did yesterday! Due to technical difficulties, the boys needed to rerecord this week, so apologies for the delay. Topics also include Matt's new internet obsession…
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 164! Leave the kids alone
In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland dish out hot advice for your struggling relationships, as well as what you should and should not do with kids. Leave them alone, please. Matt discusses his distaste of graduation ceremonies and Kyle tells an odd karaoke tale
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 163! Tiny Mullets
In this new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss the disturbing new hairstyle trend afflicting young, dumb men. Speaking of young dumb men, Kyle recounts his drunken birthday shenanigans from the day before, as well as his recent experience in...
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Episode 162! Island Boys!
In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Steamboat comics Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss their recent trip to the Dominican Republic! Turns out, drinking is more fun when you do it in a foreign country. Topics also include the joys of horse riding, how The British are...
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast Episode 161! Xfinity Sucks
In this brand spanking new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Matt Newland and Kyle Ruff have a friendly message to share with their local cable company after being unable watch the Lakers game, the stress of which has destroyed Matt's eye. Topics also include Kyle's...
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Episode 160! The Easter Boys!
Happy Easter from the Steamboat Comedy Podcast! Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland join you again to talk Easter exploits and shenanigans. Topics also include prison plans and strategy, jokes from a card, Matt's cast kink, and a movie review of the Hail Mary Project
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 159! Winter or Summer?
In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland display their genuine confusion pertaining the sunny summer weather here in Steamboat Springs Colorado. Is it actually winter? No one knows. Topics also include Matt's vindication from the Academy...
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Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 158! Women's Day!
In this new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland celebrate International Women's Day! Thank you to (probably 3) lovely ladies who listen to the show! Topics also include new pick up lines (for said ladies), Jokes from a card, and more sentences that…
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Steamboat Comedy Podcast Episode 157! A Cry For Help!
In this new episode of The Steamboat Comedy Podcast, your boys Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland realize that they have the only podcast out there where instead of giving advice, they desperatey need it. Topics also include the investment of teeth, the con-men who pray on sad dudes online, sentences…
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Steamboat Comedy Podcast Episode 156! Unteachable
In this brand new episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland share some stories about being terrible students and terrorizing their old teachers, as every student should. Topics also include spitting on your hands, hot new pick up lines, and Valentines sentences...
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast episode 155! Sweet, Rad, and Sick
In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland give you life lesson on how to be cool. Since the locals constantly tell us how sweet, rad, and also sick we are, we decided to share that wisdom with you. Topics also include more topical jokes, sentences that...
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Episode 154! Gym Rats
In this all new episode of The Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss gym etiquette and their biggest peeves while working out, including how to get your gym crush to fall in love you. Topics also include new pick up lines to try, sentences that have never been said, serious...
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Steamboat Comedy Podcast Episode 153! Do we really need another podcast?
In this all new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, comedians Matt Newland and Kyle Ruff respond to the random critics on TikTok who ask: "Do we really need another podcasts with two random guys talking?" Topics also include a set of serious statements that we need you to hear,...
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Episode 152! What Christmas is all About
Happy Holidays from The Steamboat Comedy Podcast! In this new episode of the show Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland talk about the true meaning of Christmas, which they learned from watching the fantastic film "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Topics also include Rolling Stone's list of top gifts for...
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Episode 151! Let it Snow!
In this episode of the Best in the Boat Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland celebrate the long awaited snow fall here in Steamboat Springs! Without snow, we cannot survive. Topics also include the joys of gambling your savings away, Matt's experience in Women's self defense...
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Episode 150! Skanked!
In this new episode of the award winning "Best of the Boat" Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss Kyle's trip to New Orleans and his roast battle at Skankfest! Topics also include the first installment of the Steamboat 'Weekend Update,' crying in movie theaters, and how...
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Episode 149! It's Tough Being a Mutant
In this all new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland (aka Deadpool and Wolverine) share their experiences (or lack thereof) on Halloween this year, including Kyle's multiple costume difficulties. Topics also include fart-etiquette in Yoga class, fat…
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Episode 148! Midwest Milkers
The Steamboat Comedy Podcast is back after a brief hiatus, and coming off the FIFTH Best of the Boat award for best local podcast! Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss their recent travels and Matt's startling discovery about the midwest, as well as more sentences that have never been said,...
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Episode 147! The 2nd Attempt
In this all new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland redo the same podcast that they attempted the night before, because someone can't handle their booze. Topics include Kyle's genital anxiety, Matt's inability to eat food without hurting himself, and...
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Episode 146! Travis's Best Man
In this new episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast (coming to you a week late thanks to the Apple corporation) Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland talk about their upcoming plans to attend the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce wedding that they are totally invited to as the official Best man & Maid...
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Episode 145! Try Wegovy
In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland promote their new totally not fake sponsor, Wegovy! Don't diet or exercise, just inject yourself with Wegovy and grow lumps on your neck. Topics also include tech bros throwing dildos, The Menendez Brothers,...
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Episode 144! Rage Baiting!
In this episode of the award winning Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland implement their recent advice from a #FriendoftheShow to RAGE BAIT! So get ready to be enraged with hot hot takes! Topics also include microplastics, aspartame, Kyle's shitty toe, and new unofficially…
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Episode 143! The Muffin Conspiracy!
In this episode, your Steamboat Comedy Heroes Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland discuss the unsettling changes involving Costco Muffins, and it's ramifications throughout society as a whole. Topics also include the long awaited resolution to the Epstein conspiracy, AI nannies, and favorite types of...
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Episode 142! Live from Dusky Grouse!
In this LIVE episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are joined by fellow comedians Mike Stanley and Aaron 'Mad Dog' Graham! The show takes place at Dusky Grouse Coffee shop here in Steamboat Springs, and we get a special coffee tasting with resident expert Collie!...
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Episode 141! Fathers Day Fun w/ Eric Cole!
In this special edition of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are joined by special guest Eric Cole! As the first actual father to be on the show, Eric enlightens us on the joys and sorrows of parenthood on this Fathers day. Topics also include professional wrestling, The...
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Episode 140! River Rats
In this episode Kyle and Matt discuss their recent experience of debauchery and shenanigans at the Annual Steamboat Springs 'Riverfest,' and their opinions on raft culture as a whole. Topics also include Kyle drunken escapades, Matt's philosophical questions, shitty football coaches, and more...
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Episode 139! Pope Johnny Chicago
In this episode, your boys Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are back in the studio after Kyle's week of diving back into his theatrical roots. Topics include more sentences that have never been said, another corporate whore of the week, and a new segment: Unassuming Dick of the Week
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Episode 138! Un-Belize-able!
In this episode Kyle returns from vacation and recounts how he destroyed his body, including a Battle Royale with an angry bird. Matt brings more would-you-rathers, sentences that have never been said, and introduces a new segment: Corporate 'Whore of the Week'
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Episode 137! Celebration of Life!
In this episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Kyle and Matt talk about Kyle's recent trip home and seeing old friends, and who looks better or worse than they did in High School. Topics also include dating skydivers, whales hitting kite boarders, and Katy Perry in space.
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Episode 136! Ready for this Jelly!
In this episode Kyle and Matt reflect on their excellent winter of Steamboat Comedy shows for a moment, then get right back to being idiots. Topics include several hot new would-you-rathers, Periodic Table sentences, and Matt's new character for Kyle
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Episode 135! Female Anatomy Pros!
In this episode Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland test their vast knowledge of the human female anatomy, proving why they are such skilled lovers and scientists. Topics also include Kyle's trip to Gillette Wyoming, tips for snorkeling in Belize, and more sentences that have never been said!
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Episode 134! Live From Mythology!
It's the very first LIVE Steamboat Comedy podcast from Mythology! Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland are robed up and joined by special guest Dave Willamson! The boys do a special tasting of Mythology spirits and get a little loose, while bringing you more unsaid sentences, would-you-rathers, and other...
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Episode 133! Restaurant Shenanigans
In this new episode of the Steamboat Comedy Podcast, Matt and Kyle talk all things restaurants, including a story of Kyle's confrontation with a Russian chicken tender thief. Topics also include hot takes on the OJ Simpson trial, Matt's attempt to help with a sunscreen situation, plus more...
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Episode 132! Gladiator 2
In this episode Kyle and Matt talk about how Gladiator 2 sucked and no one should watch it. Just don't. Topics also include interesting thought experiments on genitals, the great debate of whether Dinosaurs had feathers, and Kyle's public flashing
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Episode 131! The Valentine's Preview Show
In this episode Kyle and Matt bring you all things Valentines day before the holiday coming up next week! Including super useful relationship advice, first date ideas, and Valentines sentences that have never been said. Other topics include the upcoming Superbowl match up between 2 teams everyone...
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Episode 130! Don't Snowboard
In this episode, Matt and Kyle take a break from the Winter Stand-Up series to go out and shred some gnar! On skis, of course, because snowboarders are degenerate criminals. Other topics include Kyle's high school hang outs with Mr. Hale, Skiing fun facts, and the battle for Mikaela Shiffrin's heart
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Episode 129! Broke and Alone
In this episode Kyle and Matt take a break from their busy holiday schedules to ponder whether money truly bring happiness, and whether either of those things even exist anymore. Topics also include more of Matt's sentences that have never been said before, NYE fun facts, and Kyle's knowledge of...
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Episode 128! The Holiday Season
In this episode Matt and Kyle talk all this Christmas and share their favorite holiday traditions! Topics also include how high school football has gone soft, How Amazon is saving society, and podcasts for babies
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Episode 127! Just Talk to Your Phone
In this episode Kyle and Matt are prepping for the flights to come in, and cover several various topics, including Google's new phone/companion for sad people, more craziness in college and NFL football, and Shaboozey. Matt also leads Kyle in guided meditation and presents more sentences that…
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Episode 126! Thanksgiving Time!
In this episode Matt and Kyle are joined by friend of the show Carl the Moose to talk some turkey! Also Kyle shares how traveling last week was a pain in the butt, and Matt presents a Thanksgiving edition of sentences that have never been said before Thanks as always to our sponsor Billo Premium...
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Episode 125! College Glory Days!
In this episode, as Kyle prepares to return to his old college stomping grounds, he and Matt reflect on the good old days, mostly recalling being drunken disasters. Topics also include the craziness in the NFL, and more sentences that have never been said. . Brought to you by Billo Premium…
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Episode 124! Smoke Billo Weed!
In this (late) episode Kyle and Matt finally have a new sponsor: Billo Premium Cannabis! Go there and get high. Topics of discussion also include the boy's terrifying trip home from Boulder, Kyle's fear of scary movies, and the fall of Disney heroes
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What is The Steamboat Comedy Podcast about?
Steamboat Springs Comedians Kyle Ruff and Matt Newland say dumb things and tell you all about life as small town comics living in a fancy ski town in the middle of nowhere.
How often does The Steamboat Comedy Podcast release new episodes?
The Steamboat Comedy Podcast publishes regularly with 172 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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The Steamboat Comedy Podcast is created and hosted by Kyle L Ruff.
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