The Stoned Genius

Forty years. How is that even possible?In this episode, I look back at my 40th high school reunion, the people who made it memorable, and the strange realization that time somehow moves faster every year.I also spotlight my classmate Mike Burns and his incredible Hall of Fame bowling career. It's always fun to see classmates who have accomplished amazing things, and Mike's story is definitely worth celebrating.A special thank you goes to Tim Raynor for his kind words. Along the way, I also discover that I apparently forgot where the apostrophe belongs when making someone's name possessive. (Is it Raynor's? Thankfully, English teachers aren't grading this podcast.)Finally, I revisit my C.A.T.S. designation and introduce an all-new SUPER C.A.T.S. designation. What does it mean? You'll have to listen to find out—but if you've ever wondered what separates good from truly exceptional, this one's for you.Join me for stories, laughs, a little nostalgia, and a few moments that prove getting older doesn't necessarily mean growing up.

This episode is a little different—and it's dedicated to my classmates as we celebrate our 40th High School Reunion.Instead of me telling you what I've been up to, I want YOU to decide. Come find me at the reunion and start the conversation with:"I heard you've been..."Then make up absolutely anything.Maybe I've become a shark wrangler. Maybe I'm the official taste tester for NASA. Maybe I coach penguins to play golf. Whatever you come up with, I'll respond as if it's 100% true and spin the most outrageous, completely improvised story I can.It's a chance to laugh, reconnect, and create a few unforgettable reunion memories together.So... what have you heard I've been doing?

Friendliness Of Runners Towards Other Runners has been changed to Friendliness Of People Towards Other People.Also, this is my shortest show ever!

This week's guest is Laura Van Tyne, author of Battle with the Dark Side: My Journey from Teacher to Exorcist.Laura sent me a signed copy of her book before my stroke. Unfortunately, my health forced us to postpone our conversation for a long time, so finally sitting down with her made this interview especially meaningful.We talk about:👻 Her remarkable journey from teacher to exorcist📖 The true stories behind her experiences😈 Spiritual warfare, faith, and the unexplained🤔 What Hollywood gets right—and wrong—about exorcismsWhether you're fascinated by the paranormal, curious about the supernatural, or just enjoy hearing incredible life stories, this is an episode you won't want to miss.🎧 Watch now and let me know in the comments:Do you believe evil can take physical form?#TheStonedGenius #Podcast #LauraVanTyne #BattleWithTheDarkSide #Exorcist #Paranormal #Supernatural #SpiritualWarfare

Sometimes the title comes first.Sometimes the episode comes first.And sometimes... neither one shows up.Welcome to Episode #433, appropriately titled "[Placeholder]", because even after recording it, Ro wasn't entirely sure what to call it—or even what the first third of the episode was about.Somewhere along the way, however, inspiration strikes as Ro develops the concept for Bathroom Assassin, a movie that absolutely should star legendary adult film actor Rocco Siffredi. Is it a thriller? A comedy? A cinematic masterpiece? That remains to be seen, but the brainstorming session is half the fun.The episode wraps up with something a little more grounded as Ro discusses navigating three very different situations while enjoying the Tampa Bay Rays' visit to Kauffman Stadium for their series against the Kansas City Royals. It's a reminder that even amid life's chaos, baseball still has a way of bringing everything into focus.Like many conversations on The Stoned Genius, this episode wanders without a map, stumbles onto a few unexpectedly entertaining ideas, and somehow ends exactly where it was supposed to.Often Stoned. Always a Genius.🎙️ Subscribe to The Stoned Genius PodcastYouTube: @The_Stoned_GeniusInstagram: @thestonedgeniusX: @the420genius

What happens when a WNBA player starts reminding you a little too much of... yourself?In Episode #432, Ro wonders if Indiana Fever enforcer Sophie Cunningham could somehow be his long-lost daughter. Not because of genealogy—but because of attitude, competitiveness, and a willingness to stir things up on the court. The similarities are... unsettling.Then the conversation takes another unexpected turn when Ro addresses the uncanny resemblance he's been told he shares with legendary adult film star Rocco Siffredi. Coincidence? Genetics? Pure internet nonsense? You decide.And perhaps the biggest surprise of all... THE BAG continues to evolve. What started as a joke has taken on a life of its own, changing shape in real time during the recording of this very episode. At this point, nobody—including Ro—is completely sure where it's headed.As always, expect humor, questionable logic, unexpected detours, and just enough self-awareness to keep everyone guessing.Often Stoned. Always a Genius.🎙️ Subscribe to The Stoned Genius PodcastYouTube: @The_Stoned_GeniusInstagram: @thestonedgeniusX: @the420genius

Sometimes life changes your perspective. Sometimes age changes your perspective. And sometimes you simply realize you were wrong.In Episode #431, Ro takes a deep dive into a few opinions he's held for years and explains why he's reconsidered some things when it comes to threesomes, orgies, and the realities versus the fantasies.Along the way, he somehow ends up discussing actress Natasha Henstridge, her identical twin, and the legendary City Girls. As always, the conversation takes a few unexpected turns before arriving at a surprisingly thoughtful destination.Ro also reveals the minimum number of participants required before he'll officially classify something as an orgy. Spoiler alert: the answer is eight plus Ro, and that number was not arrived at lightly. There is methodology involved.It's funny. It's ridiculous. It's probably overanalyzed. And it's exactly the kind of conversation you'd expect from The Stoned Genius.Often Stoned. Always a Genius.Follow The Stoned Genius:YouTube: @The_Stoned_GeniusInstagram: @thestonedgeniusX: @the420genius

Host of the Jeff Macolino Podcast, Jeff Macolino joins TSG on the podcast today.

Have you ever been mistaken for someone else? In Episode 429 of The Stone Genius Podcast, Ro dives into one of the most unusual and entertaining recurring themes of his life: being confused for other people.Over the years, strangers have assumed he's a former college athlete, a retired professional player, or even an Olympic competitor. Standing 6'5" with an athletic build tends to attract attention—and plenty of assumptions. But none of those cases compares to the most outrageous mistaken-identity story of all.Ro shares the hilarious tale of how his best friend Mitch, Mitch's mother, and even his girlfriend at the time became convinced he was actually internationally known adult film star Rocco Siffredi. What began as a casual observation quickly turned into a running joke that followed him for years, leading to awkward conversations, double takes, and some unforgettable reactions.Along the way, Ro explores why people are so quick to connect unfamiliar faces to familiar ones, how first impressions shape perception, and what it's like to spend a lifetime having others decide who they think you are before they've even met you.Filled with humor, self-deprecation, and stories that are almost too strange to be true, this episode asks a simple question with surprisingly entertaining answers:Who do you get confused for?From mistaken identities and celebrity comparisons to the strange assumptions people make based on appearance alone, Episode 429 is a funny, candid, and thought-provoking look at identity, perception, and the stories that emerge when people think they already know who you are.

Have you ever done something for the last time without realizing it?In this reflective and deeply personal episode, I explore 45 moments from my life by asking a simple question: When was the last time I...? From childhood memories and major life milestones to the life-changing impact of my stroke, each question becomes a journey through the moments that shaped who I am today.Some answers are funny. Some are nostalgic. Some are surprisingly emotional. Together, they serve as a reminder that life rarely tells us when we're experiencing something for the final time.Join me as I look back, share stories, and reflect on the importance of appreciating the moments we're living right now—because we never know which one might be the last.#TheStonedGenius #TheStonedGeniusPodcast #StrokeRecovery #LifeLessons #Reflection #PersonalGrowth #TheLastTimeI #NewBeginnings #Gratitude #Resilience

On this episode of The Stoned Genius Podcast, Ro is joined by New York City-based comedian Shawn Wickens, author of Time Travel Blueprints (available on Amazon) and host of the worldwide Secret Time Travel Meetings.What starts as a simple conversation about Double Stuf Oreos quickly spirals into a discussion that only these two could have. Along the way, they tackle important questions such as: Are Double Stuf Oreos actually better? What exactly was in Al Capone's Vault? And how does a guy who hosts secret time travel meetings end up debating sandwich cookies on a podcast?No major mysteries are solved, no time machines are built, and Al Capone remains mostly unavailable for comment, but there's plenty of laughter and more than a few unexpected detours along the way.So grab a snack, twist apart your Oreos however you see fit, and join Ro and Shawn for an episode that's equal parts comedy, curiosity, and complete nonsense.Often Stoned. Always a Genius.

Despite the title, I never actually get around to talking about my dreams. Instead, I take a winding detour through friendships, tall people, CVS Specialty Pharmacy, and the strange world of Celebrity Jeopardy.Along the way, I develop brand-new conspiracy theories involving COVID vaccines and library cards, question why dogs insist on drinking water outside when there's perfectly good water indoors, and somehow manage to solve absolutely none of life's great mysteries.No conclusions. No breakthroughs. Just a fun, unpredictable ride through whatever happened to be rattling around in my brain that day.As always, we're often stoned, always a genius.

Episode 425 — New BeginningsAfter 424 episodes, countless late-night conversations, and one life-changing stroke, Ro returns behind the microphone with a brand-new direction for The Stoned Genius Podcast.In this deeply personal late-night radio-style episode, Ro reflects on:Rebuilding the show after the strokeWhy “The Tennis Gals and Me” became one of the most beloved episodes everThe difference between noise and real conversationThe return to midnight releasesThe future of The Stoned Geniusand why authenticity matters more than perfectionRecorded on the brand-new RØDECaster Duo, Episode 425 marks the beginning of a new era for TSG:slower, smarter, more intentional, and more focused on genuine long-form conversation.This isn’t just another episode.It’s a reset.Welcome to the next chapter of The Stoned Genius Podcast.Often Stoned. Always a Genius.

OMG! This was a difficult show to get out for many different reasons. Hear some of this, where TSG has been, and how the topic keeps moving on me.

I discuss many things, including my health, a puppy, and Michael!

Are they myths… misidentifications… or something far more real?Tonight on The Stoned Genius Podcast, we step into the shadows and explore some of the most legendary cryptids ever reported.From the towering mystery of Bigfoot…to the depths of the Loch Ness Monster…to the blood-chilling encounters with the Chupacabra…these are the creatures people swear they’ve seen — and in some cases, survived.But are these beings hiding just beyond our understanding… or are we connecting dots that were never meant to connect?And somewhere along the way… things get a little stranger, as we take a sideways look at unexpected influences — including a surprising nod to Natasha Henstridge.Remember… we’re often stoned… always a genius…and tonight, we’re asking:What if the monsters are real… and we’re the ones who haven’t figured it out yet?

UFOs or UAPs are discussed. TSG talks about his desire to be abducted by sexy aliens. Things go south from there with TSG discussing his current "State of Beliefs" regarding UAP's.

TSG tries a scripted version of the show. Comment if you liked the scripted version. Segment 2 covers Stoned aspects of the show, while Segment 3 focuses on being really smart.

Not because of scheduling. Not because of technical issues. Not because the Dobermans unionized.But because I bumped my head — hard enough that Bobbi was genuinely concerned.What started as a normal day turned into ice packs, monitoring, and the classic question:“Are you okay?”Depending on who you ask… still debatable.Bobbi kept a close eye on me (the dogs were less medically helpful than advertised), and after a little rest and evaluation, The Stoned Genius lives to podcast another day.So yes…He made it.Episode 419: “Ouch. That hurt!”#TheStonedGenius #thestonedgeniuspodcast #DidHeMakeIt #HeadInjury #PodcastLife

Episode 418 gives you the kind of ramblings you're used to. Bruno Mars, drag shows, and 5 Guys meat in my mouth.

A Doberman Pinscher named Penny won the 150th Westminster Dog Show!!! The Olympics are starting, and TSG has the time to watch a lot of winter sports.

TSG discusses movies he has watched lately, including at least one Michael Madsen classic that Ro HAS seen before. (So says Bobbi)

This episode has many thoughts that are not coherent. Enjoy!

TSG discusses stories from his school daze in anticipation of their upcoming 40th High School Reunion.

In this episode of *Ghosts, Aliens, and Such*, Ro tackles the titular subjects with his trademark conversational style and frequent tangents. He questions why ghosts can't simply talk instead of using charades and details an elaborate, imagined action sequence where he, along with his friends James and Ben, fights off malevolent, probing aliens in zero-gravity—with Ro serving as the indispensable 'hype man.' Along the way, he also shares highly personal anecdotes about his next episode's embarrassing childhood photo, an extended, humorous (and explicit) theory on pineapple on pizza, his love for his daughters (and their sports prowess), and the daily challenges of his post-stroke life, all with minimal apology for going off-script.

So many things are discussed. I need to leave someone on hold while I research something for them.

This show had to drop before the next one...listen and find out why.

This is long, but not in that way. A lot is covered, from quotes from the movie Robocop, why I no longer feel comfortable going to Thailand, and how I was friend-zoned by David Lee Roth.

Many things are discussed, but the biggest thing is that I am back!

The first new show of 2026...I think you're gonna like this.

For me personally, 2025 sucked a bag of d!cks. I am saying goodbye to the year and welcoming in 2026, where I will revert to an audio-only format...for the most part.

After two months off due to more surgery, Jason Smith convinced me to talk...so we did!

NYC-based comedian Shawn Wickens returns to the podcast to discuss his international engagements. Shawn recently returned from Estonia after spending the earlier part of the year in New Zealand and Australia.

Epstein's Island parties and Diddy's Freak-Offs are discussed. The use of oil is promoted, and TSG's real feelings towards redheads are mentioned.

Jason Smith, UK-based nutritional coach and Fitness GOD, returns to the podcast to discuss the SYD index and also when the last time he engaged in trying to SYD...yes, there are 2 SYDs.Find out what this all means NOW

This is it. Enough about me. This discusses when I realized I was a big brain and what I did with that info.

TSG discusses what it was like living in white suburbia with a black name.

Oh, the challenges dumb/ugly people have. You might just go to episode 401.

This episode is only a quarter of what was written, leading to a multi-part series about my life. Part 1 is FAMILY.

TSG discusses goals that he wants to achieve during his stroke rehabilitation. TSG also believes that he might be a ninja. The story is compelling.

Jon Slatkin joins TSG to discuss their career, why Brits name their pets people names, and why there is no H in his first name.

Jason Smith likes dogs. Jason Smith has denied being a Werewolf—werewolves probably like dogs...just like Jason. Werewolf talk. Dog talk.Listen Now!

The ramblings of a stoner-genius discussing their stroke and journey thusfar.I talk about the wonderful people that become our caregivers.

I bury the lead on this episode, I discuss old people on Bachelor in Paradise, and golfers...my favorite cheaters.

NYC-based, world-performing comedian Shawn Wickens joins the podcast to discuss conspiracy theories and friendship. He is one of my favorite people. Listen well.

TSG discusses some of their previous employment.

I'm back, and this is long! A lot is discussed, and TSG discusses smoking a J with Mother Teresa.

When discussing the neighborhood dogs on a previous show, I forgot arguably the most important dog...LEFTY. Learn more about what makes Lefty so special.Also included: Does TSG still believe in UFOs and aliens?

Tim Lightell joins the podcast to discuss hanging out at strip clubs. ** The club TSG is discussing is NOT the Strand...although that was a club downtown, it was the OLD Chelsea **The Chelsea Theatre, located at West 4th and Wyandotte in downtown Kansas City, opened on June 15, 1972, as an adult theater in a converted warehouse and operated for 28 years until closing on June 15, 2000. Known for its relatively clean and stylish atmosphere compared to similar venues, it hosted adult films and live burlesque. After closing, it briefly reopened in 2000 as a live performance space for the Late Night Theatre troupe before being demolished in 2001 to make way for new development.

I did survive my post-stroke knee revision surgery. I did NOT correctly judge my recovery, as I had planned on this show being released 5 weeks ago.