The Stream Team

Send us Fan Mail"What's the matter? Forget why you hired me?"

Send us Fan Mail"My family's always been in meat."

Send us Fan Mail"He'd kill us if he got the chance."

Send us Fan Mail"That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman."

Send us Fan Mail"One can have perfect pitch at age three, at age five decipher a score seen for the first time, like Mozart. One cannot be a gourmet before 40."

Send us Fan Mail"Who marries a narcissist? Who falls in love and marries a narcissist?"

Send us Fan Mail"You're trending bro."

Send us Fan Mail"Foreign contaminant!"

Send us Fan Mail"You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose."

Send us Fan Mail"Dave, stop. Stop, will you?"

Send us Fan Mail"It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost."

Send us Fan Mail"Malfunction. Need input."

Send us Fan Mail"You talking to me or somebody else walk in this room?"

Send us Fan Mail"All right, try to relax. Fear and stress isn't good for the meat."

Send us Fan Mail"A wrong note in Beethoven is less offensive than mangling the spirit of it."

Send us Fan Mail"I'm taking such good care of my little white boys."

Send us Fan Mail"Oh, yeah. One last thing."

Send us Fan Mail"I told you I'm different. I could have dropped you with the sharks."

Send us Fan Mail"No more Miss Nice Girl!"

Send us Fan Mail"Uh safety?"

Send us Fan Mail"Time doesn't exist yet it controls us anyway."

Send us Fan Mail"See, white folks, they like the blues just fine. They just don't like the people who make it."

Send us Fan Mail"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

Send us Fan Mail"We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!"

Send us Fan Mail"I guess the real menaces to society were all the friends we made along the way."

Send us Fan Mail"Homeless. Suitcase. Pimp."

Send us Fan Mail"The internet loves this, and the internet is never wrong."

Send us Fan MailIt’s time for our Top 5 Films of 2025 We count down the movies that defined the year, from unforgettable performances to scenes we can’t stop thinking about. Expect bold opinions, quick debates, and a few surprises as we rank the films that made 2025 such a standout year for us.

Send us Fan Mail"He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money."

Send us Fan Mail"This might get unpleasant... or more unpleasant."

Send us Fan Mail"Mr. Bron, I've learned through bitter experience that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with."

Send us Fan Mail"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."

Send us Fan Mail"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Send us Fan Mail"Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you."

Send us Fan Mail"I'll Look After You."

Send us Fan Mail"Is that... Godzilla?"

Send us Fan Mail"The trains at our parties are the best in Rome. They're the best 'cause they go nowhere."

Send us Fan Mail"I'm the one who should be ashamed. I don't understand my own soul."

Send us Fan Mail"What is youth? A dream. What is love? The content of the dream."

Send us Fan Mail"There isn't enough room for me and your ego."

Send us Fan Mail"When did Noah build the ark Gladys? Before the rain."

Send us Fan Mail"Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?"

Send us Fan Mail"This is The Virginia Jean with an SOS call, over."

Send us Fan Mail"You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men."

Send us Fan Mail"Trust me, you can, uh, understand communication and still end up single."

Send us Fan Mail"This is something you do for a billion years or not at all. This isn't fashion."

Send us Fan Mail"That rug really tied the room together."

Send us Fan Mail"We wasted the good surprise on you!"

Send us Fan Mail"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

Send us Fan Mail"Well, you can be wrong a million times. You only gotta be right once."