The SunShame State

Dwayne at FSU explains Libertarianism for us in a way we can all understand: 3x8 adhesive format. Got a controversial issue for us? It's Florida, so let's put it on a bumper sticker!

It's Mother's Cinco de Fourth Be With You Day, and boy do we have suggestions for you to enjoy some quality time with your mom, including the liberal application of condiments on semiautomatic weapons, corn tortillas and yourself!

A skeletal hand in an attic and a leg in a dumpster have us thinking about... well, lost limbs, rapey dolphins and road bullies. And most urgently, why doesn't anyone eat pears anymore??

We're taking a well-deserved break this week and will be back the next one with a full episode. But instead of leaving you with nothing, we thought we'd share a tiny outtake that was not intended for public consumption... Warning: may cause indigestion and/or ear infection. For mooooar & longer, check out our many other episodes. The bouncy theme music is by bensound at bensound.com

We have a lot to rant about in this episode, and most of it has to do with driver and pedestrian etiquette because in a state where an epically huge swamp has been mostly paved over we have little else to do than drive around and complain about everyone else on the road. Also Allison's skin is peeling off in giant diaphanous sheets. Feel the burn!