PODCAST · comedy
The Tea
by Afterthought Media
Welcome to 'The Tea'—your hilarious rendezvous with Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri Roggenkamp, where queer comedy reigns supreme! Join this dynamic trio from sunny LA as they spill the tea on their lives, dissect the hottest pop culture moments, and serve up sassy commentary with a side of laughter. Whether you're part of the LGBTQ+ community or just love a good laugh, get ready for a podcast that's bold, witty, and fabulously entertaining.
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S7EP08 - Lauri adopts a 40 year-old Russian orphan
The Tea returns with digital picture frame warfare, musical theater arguments, therapy talk, jury duty panic, and a major life update from Lauri and Star. Joe announces a possible release schedule shakeup for the network before the conversation immediately derails into stories about Aura Frames, family photo sabotage, and relatives secretly re-uploading pictures to each other’s digital displays. Joe also tells the story of his mom accidentally setting a screenshot of her phone as her lock screen and becoming convinced her phone had stopped turning off. Later, Joe shares how he used AI to edit a family baseball photo by adding a giant beer in front of his mom — who famously doesn’t drink — and then convinced her to send the picture to friends anyway. The group also spirals into a full conversation about RENT, Chicago, movie musicals, “singing-through” theater productions, and which celebrities somehow became lifelong obsessions after one good performance. Jay opens up about starting therapy again following a recent death in the family, leading to a surprisingly sincere conversation about anxiety, coping mechanisms, mental health, and the strange ways people process trauma. Meanwhile, Lauri gives an update on her ongoing jury duty saga and reveals that she and Star are officially beginning the adoption process, including attending orientation and discussing what kind of child they may eventually adopt. The episode also includes: Joe panicking over a handicap placard investigation at Angel Stadium A fake cop car causing freeway paranoia Stories about old coworkers and former Redline regulars A deeply cursed discussion involving sperm donation A possible ghost encounter involving a little girl sneezing in an empty house Plus: Russian orphan jokes, AI trolling, baseball stories, and the usual chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP07 - Lauri contemplates an offensive tattoo
Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. Wherever you are, we’re glad you’re here. This week on The Tea, the conversation goes everywhere. Joe, Jay, and Laurian catch up on Vegas trips, weddings, commercial shoots, and the ongoing challenge of making friends as adults. Along the way, stories spiral into high school memories, family moments, and a few situations that are almost too ridiculous to believe. Jay shares highlights from a bachelor party in Vegas, working on a commercial with a very well-trained beagle, and unexpectedly making a new friend on set. The group reflects on how hard it is to build new friendships outside of work and what that looked like back in high school. Joe recounts a memorable (and slightly traumatic) experience volunteering as a “patient” for medical students, where he had to lie still while being evaluated in ways he definitely did not expect. A simple Starbucks order turns into a full breakdown when “venti” becomes confused for the name of a drink, leading to one of the episode’s most absurd and relatable moments. Laurian gives an update on writing a TV pilot with her dad, including a creative process that raises some serious questions about how scripts are actually supposed to be written. The conversation turns to how long it really takes to write something good and what it means to just start creating. The episode also includes a tattoo dilemma involving a baby portrait and whether to update it to better reflect reality, sparking a surprisingly thoughtful discussion. Jay is now on the hunt for a new car after learning his current one may not be worth repairing, while Laurian enjoys a low-key spring break focused on rest and recovery. From awkward memories to completely chaotic misunderstandings, this episode is classic The Tea: loose, funny, and full of moments that somehow feel both ridiculous and familiar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP06 - Lauri fights a Dairy Queen employee
This week on The Tea, Joe, Lauri, and Jay cover everything from questionable hotel hygiene to Dairy Queen disasters, with plenty of detours into pop culture, fast food, and DMV chaos along the way. What starts as a simple catch-up quickly spirals into stories about bachelor parties, emotional support furniture, and a truly unhinged Blizzard experience. Jay’s Vegas Bachelor Party Recap Jay shares highlights from a surprisingly low-key bachelor weekend in Las Vegas, including a glowing recommendation for Cirque du Soleil’s O—and a not-so-glowing review of the El Cortez hotel, complete with toenails and mystery grime. The Great Chair Debate Jay attempts to offload a luxurious leather chair, sparking a surprisingly intense discussion about furniture, comfort, and whether a chair needs to “go to a good home.” DMV Meltdown Story Jay recounts a wild encounter at the DMV involving a customer disputing her listed weight on her license, leaving the employee visibly shaken—and raising the question: when is honesty worth the drama? Justin Timberlake & Celebrity Downfall The hosts react to newly released body cam footage from Justin Timberlake’s DUI, focusing less on the scandal and more on how unexpectedly uncool it all feels. Dairy Queen Deep Dive A full conversation unfolds about Blizzards, dipped cones, and the iconic upside-down test—culminating in Lauri’s chaotic drive-thru story where she grabs the ice cream instead of the cup. Fast Food & Regional Favorites The group debates Farmer Boys, Dutch Bros, Jack in the Box, and the strange cultural crossover between Morrissey fandom and Mexican communities in LA. TV Talk: Will & Grace, Reboots & Sitcom Logic Lauri leads a passionate discussion about Will & Grace, including the reboot, character dynamics, and sitcoms that bend reality for comedic effect. Life Updates & Feeling Stuck Joe opens up about feeling isolated and stuck in a routine, leading to a conversation about getting out of the house, reconnecting, and breaking out of a funk. This episode is classic The Tea: loose, conversational, and full of unexpected tangents that somehow all connect. Whether it’s DMV drama, fast food nostalgia, or sitcom deep dives, the chaos feels right at home—and proves that sometimes the best stories come from the most random places. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Tea wherever you listen to podcasts. For bonus content, extended conversations, and exclusive episodes, check out our Patreon. Stay connected and keep sipping ☕ Episode HighlightsFinal ThoughtsFollow & Support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP05 - Lauri poisons herself - twice
In this episode, the hosts cover everything from questionable therapy sessions to a genuinely terrifying AI scam, along with Laurie’s week of food poisoning, workplace chaos, and an upcoming sketch show. Joe and Jay revisit Laurie’s experience with “Scribbles,” a therapy setup that raises more questions than answers. Between the lack of accreditation and surprise meditation tactics, they try to figure out what’s actually going on—and whether it’s helping at all. Joe then shares a disturbing real-life story involving his parents, who received a phone call from someone using his voice, claiming he had been arrested after a fatal car accident. The scam nearly convinced them to send bail money, leading to a larger discussion about AI voice cloning, privacy, and how easily these schemes can fool people. Laurie walks through her own ordeal this week, which included getting sick at work, throwing up, being wheeled through school in front of students, and a frustrating urgent care visit. After getting food poisoning twice, she realizes the likely culprit was oatmeal she had saved and reheated over multiple days. The group also gets into doctor pet peeves, workplace absurdities, and how easily things spiral when communication breaks down. Jay teases a future story about a recent Vegas trip, while Laurie plugs her upcoming sketch show with the team “Moxie” at the Pack Theater in Los Angeles. As always, the episode balances real-world anxiety with chaotic humor, moving quickly from unsettling to ridiculous in classic Tea fashion. Be sure to subscribe, follow, and share the show, and check out our Patreon for bonus content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP04 - Lauri threatens Star over a lunch bag
Joe and Lauri are back behind the microphones for another lively installment of The Tea, serving up sharp observations, personal anecdotes, and plenty of side-quests along the way. As always, the conversation flows freely—moving from pop culture commentary to personal stories and the kind of candid back-and-forth that makes The Tea feel like eavesdropping on two friends catching up over coffee. From unexpected detours in the conversation to moments of laugh-out-loud honesty, this episode captures the signature rhythm of the show: quick wit, storytelling, and the occasional tangent that somehow becomes the best part of the discussion. Joe and Lauri dive into the week’s happenings and what’s been on their minds since the last episode. The conversation veers into classic Tea territory with personal stories, commentary, and plenty of playful shade. A few hilarious conversational detours remind listeners that sometimes the best moments are the ones you don’t plan. Joe and Lauri reflect on everyday frustrations and observations with their usual blend of humor and blunt honesty. The episode closes with the kind of off-the-cuff banter that longtime listeners know and love. Episode 4 delivers exactly what listeners expect from The Tea: unscripted conversation, candid opinions, and a steady stream of laughs. Whether they’re dissecting the absurdities of everyday life or simply riffing off each other’s stories, Joe and Lauri keep things entertaining from start to finish. Don’t forget to subscribe to The Tea wherever you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP03 - Lauri flips off an entire biker gang
This week, The Tea goes fully in-person as Joe, Jay, and Lauri record together from Jay’s soon-to-be former apartment in Glendale. What starts as a casual hangout quickly spirals into moving chaos, medical mysteries, jury duty drama, and one truly unforgettable encounter with a swarm of cyclists. With Jay preparing for a move, the group dives into packing, downsizing, and the surprisingly low emotional attachment to six years of apartment living—while somehow turning a simple refrigerator into a major plot point. Episode Highlights Jay’s Big Move Packing, donating, and figuring out what stays, what goes, and what ends up in someone else’s garage. The Refrigerator Situation A casual conversation about appliances turns into a full-blown redistribution plan involving Joe’s family. Cassandra Energy Joe compares himself to the cursed Greek prophet no one believes—and honestly, the evidence supports it. Lauri vs. The Cyclists A routine grocery run turns into chaos when Lauri accidentally drives into a massive group of bicyclists… and responds exactly how you’d expect. The Gas Pump Incident Lauri drives off with the gas hose still attached. Yes, really. Yes, it cost money. Medical Corner with Lauri Acid reflux, lip rashes, foot issues, eye mites, and the ongoing struggle of navigating doctors and referrals. Jury Duty Breakdown Jay shares his first real jury selection experience, including a front-row seat to some questionable lawyering. Joe’s Metro Adventure Joe embraces public transit, only for his parents to immediately assume the worst possible scenario when his car isn’t in the driveway. Live Call to Mom Joe calls his mom mid-episode to revisit her theory that he drove himself to the hospital during a heart attack. Final Thoughts This episode is classic The Tea: three friends in the same room, talking over each other, derailing every topic, and turning everyday situations into full-blown chaos. From gas station disasters to bike gang confrontations, it’s a reminder that sometimes the most dramatic stories come from the most ordinary days. Follow, rate, and subscribe for more episodes of The Tea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP02 - Lauri Stars a War with Amazon
Once the count-off hits, the show officially begins—and immediately veers into classic Tea territory. From streaming service chaos and workplace absurdity to Disneyland exclusivity myths and deeply relatable family dysfunction, this episode proves that structure is optional but opinions are not. Joe kicks things off with a proper intro and reflects on the strange ritual of “starting a show” after already talking for nearly an hour Hulu household rules spark panic, family group chats, and a surprisingly useful Disney+ workaround Laurie reveals how she managed to score years of free Hulu after being let go from customer service—and why it felt justified Jay shares a night out at Otterpop and debates whether dancing until 2 a.m. is still possible in adulthood A detailed breakdown of a Club 33 Disneyland visit, including plaids, private tours, and food that may not justify the hype Joe explains how Disney quietly lowered the value of Club 33 and what members used to get back in the day Everyone agrees the most exciting part of Club 33 might actually be the bathroom A deep spiral into Christmas gift trauma, family raffles, Amazon wishlists, and the emotional politics of “just give me money” Laurie recounts years of gift-giving frustration and why batteries became the safest request The episode ends with shared realizations about generosity, expectations, and why receiving gifts can be just as stressful as giving them This episode captures The Tea in its fully formed state: conversational, sharp, self-aware, and deeply human. It’s less about headlines and more about the quiet (and loud) ways adulthood complicates everything—from streaming passwords to Disneyland dreams to Christmas morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP01 - Lauri poisons herself with dairy
After a… false start, The Tea officially kicks off its 2026 season with a proper reset—and from there, things settle into classic Tea form: messy group dynamics, holiday fallout, travel disasters, bodily mishaps, and deeply unnecessary details shared far too freely. Joe, Jay, and Lauri reunite for the real beginning of Season 8, picking up with stories that spiral quickly and never quite come back under control. The Afterthought Christmas Dinner, Revisited The group breaks down the saga of planning the annual Afterthought holiday dinner—why picking a restaurant became an ordeal, how past dining trauma still looms large, and why certain venues are now permanently cursed. Parking, waitstaff, vibes, and unresolved grudges all make an appearance. Dining Etiquette & Social Friction From navigating group tables to post-dinner sidewalk debriefs, the hosts unpack how food, space, and personalities collide when Afterthought gathers in public—and why the after conversations are sometimes more revealing than the meal itself. Jay’s Cruise Ship Chaos Jay recounts a recent cruise vacation that takes a sharp turn during an adults-only newlywed-style game show at sea. What begins as playful entertainment ends in shocking physical comedy, crowd-wide gasps, and one of the most upsetting public incidents imaginable—complete with blood, confusion, and applause that absolutely should not have happened. Lauri’s Christmas From Hell Lauri shares a Christmas Eve and Christmas Day story that escalates from overindulgence to full-blown gastrointestinal catastrophe. Dairy plays the villain, and the consequences ripple through family gatherings, travel delays, retail misfortune, and a personal reckoning with food choices. Unexpected Life Lessons Between cruise ship injuries, holiday sickness, and questionable coping strategies, the group reflects—briefly—on aging, tolerance (both physical and emotional), and the thin line between “funny story” and “too much information.” Looking Ahead to 2026 The episode closes with updates on what’s next: travel plans, work shifts, new routines, and cautious optimism for a year that has already proven unpredictable. Joe Jay Lauri Season 8 starts not with a bang—but with a do-over, followed by exactly the kind of unfiltered storytelling The Tea does best. If this is how the year begins, buckle up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP12 - Lauri breaks into the school supplies
In this lively conversation, the hosts discuss their personal lives, including apartment hunting, creative ideas for TikTok, and the cultural implications of cosmetic procedures. They also share humorous anecdotes about their recent dining experience at a restaurant, highlighting their food choices and interactions with friends. The dynamic between the hosts showcases their unique personalities and relationships, making for an entertaining and engaging discussion. In this lively conversation, the hosts share their dining experiences, discussing food choices, interactions with friends, and humorous anecdotes from their recent gathering. They delve into the dynamics of ordering food, the impressions made by fellow diners, and the late-night antics of neighbors, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. In this conversation, Lauri shares her experiences with noisy neighbors and the ineffective responses from the police. The group discusses the challenges of living in an apartment complex, using humor to cope with frustrating situations. Lauri recounts a late-night confrontation with her neighbors, while Joe shares a humorous cooking mishap involving a phone mix-up. The conversation reflects on the absurdity of everyday life and the importance of respect in shared living spaces. In this conversation, Lauri shares her experiences navigating school life, focusing on the challenges of access and the ingenious solutions she has developed, such as her extensive keychain. The discussion transitions into a personal story about attending a protest, highlighting the importance of friendships and expectations in social situations. The conversation wraps up with reflections on priorities and the dynamics of relationships. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S7EP11 - Lauri wolfs down the Big Kahuna
In this episode, Joe, Jay and Lauri engage in a lively discussion that begins with light-hearted banter and transitions into deeper topics such as celebrity drama, generational reactions to controversies, and the concept of 'imprinting' from Twilight. They explore the absurdity of fame and public perception while sharing personal anecdotes and humor throughout the conversation. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various personal topics including the significance of birthdays and anniversaries, the responsibilities that come with being part of a wedding party, the dynamics of friendship in relation to weddings, and the challenges of aging and family health. They also share lighthearted moments and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and engaging dialogue. In this episode, the conversation flows from a light-hearted discussion about food, specifically the Big Kahuna sandwich, to the complexities of planning a Fatchlerette party. The group navigates scheduling challenges and personal updates, sharing insights into their lives and future plans. The dynamic between the friends showcases their camaraderie and humor, making for an engaging and relatable episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP10 - Lauri lives in her car
In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal anecdotes ranging from a memorable encounter at Trader Joe's to serious discussions about health concerns in their families. They explore the challenges of apartment hunting and the importance of planning for retirement, all while maintaining a humorous tone. The conversation highlights the significance of community, connection, and the lighter side of life's challenges. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into their experiences with roommates, cleaning dynamics, and the complexities of shared living situations. They explore the differences in how men and women approach domestic life, recounting personal anecdotes that highlight the challenges and humorous moments that arise when living with others. The discussion also touches on family matters, including a humorous story about a homemade walking stick, and the dynamics of trip planning in relationships, revealing the often unequal burdens that come with organizing shared experiences. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics ranging from personal vacation preferences to tragic news events, controversial beliefs about life and adoption, and the challenges of apartment management. They also touch on workplace drama involving drug issues, creative blocks, and the importance of health screenings. The discussion highlights the complexities of modern life and the need for open communication and understanding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP09 - Lauri commands someone to eat more
In this lively conversation, the Joe, Lauri and Jay engage in humorous banter while discussing personal experiences, health issues, and future plans, including adoption. They also touch on their podcasting journey and the dynamics of their show, creating a warm and relatable atmosphere for listeners. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into humorous anecdotes about food adventures, social dynamics at gatherings, and the complexities of planning a birthday party. They share personal stories that highlight their relationships and the awkwardness often found in improv scenarios. The discussion flows seamlessly from one topic to another, showcasing their camaraderie and wit. In this conversation, the speakers explore various themes surrounding live events, personal experiences, and social dynamics. They discuss the pros and cons of attending baseball games versus enjoying them from home, the excitement and challenges of attending Beyoncé's concert, and the nostalgia associated with Kylie Minogue's performance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP08 - Lauri flips off an ambulance
In this lively conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay engage in humorous banter covering a range of topics from the origins of the Valley Girl accent to celebrity names and their implications. They share personal anecdotes about birthdays, dining experiences, and even delve into legal stories, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share humorous anecdotes about dining experiences, cultural heritage, driving dilemmas, and an unexpected encounter with a pigeon. They explore the charm of a forgetful waiter, discuss their ancestry, and delve into a chaotic driving situation involving an ambulance. The conversation culminates in a comical story about a pigeon that flew into one host's house, leading to a series of humorous mishaps and misunderstandings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP07 - Lauri clogs a toilet
In this engaging conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay share their recent travel experiences, including a trip to Hawaii and a work-related journey to San Francisco. They discuss the challenges of travel, from flight delays to food experiences on the road. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they delve into the etiquette of reclining seats on airplanes, exploring personal preferences and societal norms. The trio's dynamic and witty banter keeps the discussion lively and relatable, making for an entertaining listen. In this lively conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay explore the complexities of friendship, particularly within the LGBTQ+ community, touching on misunderstandings and the nature of platonic relationships. They delve into the expectations surrounding wedding gifts, share humorous anecdotes from a recent brunch, and recount a comical toilet mishap, highlighting the blend of humor and vulnerability in their discussions. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of family dynamics, particularly focusing on adoption, name changes, and the emotional complexities involved in parenting. They share personal anecdotes that highlight the challenges and joys of family life, while also reflecting on social responsibility and awareness in everyday situations. The discussion is light-hearted yet insightful, providing a glimpse into the hosts' perspectives on parenting and societal norms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP06 - Lauri gets married
In this lively conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various personal anecdotes, including Lauri's recent marriage, family dynamics, and humorous stories about Aunt Linda's obsessive cleaning habits. The discussion flows from light-hearted banter to deeper reflections on relationships and family roles, all while maintaining a humorous tone. In this segment, the conversation flows through various light-hearted topics, including a humorous discussion about a food warmer, gift exchanges, and the anticipation surrounding Lauri's wedding. The group shares personal anecdotes about family matters, financial frustrations, and the excitement of wedding preparations, culminating in a detailed recount of the rehearsal day and its memorable moments. In this segment, the conversation revolves around the various aspects of preparing for a wedding, including the rehearsal dinner, family dynamics, childcare challenges, pre-wedding nerves, and the actual ceremony. The speakers share humorous anecdotes and insights about their experiences leading up to the big day, highlighting the importance of communication and coordination among family members. In this segment, the conversation revolves around the challenges faced during Lauri's wedding, particularly focusing on the DJ's performance and the communication issues that arose. Lauri expresses frustration over the DJ not playing requested songs at the right times and having to take on the role of MC. The discussion also highlights the importance of a good photographer, who helped manage the event and ensured the couple enjoyed their day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP05 - Lauri bans people from her rehearsal dinner
In this lively conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri engage in humorous banter about greetings, personal anecdotes, and the generosity of their listeners. They discuss the evolution of the word 'hello', share stories about gifts received, and delve into wedding plans, showcasing their friendship and light-hearted interactions. In this segment, the conversation revolves around the complexities of wedding planning, including guest list challenges, family dynamics, and humorous anecdotes. The hosts discuss the difficulties of managing expectations from friends and family regarding invitations and the logistics of the wedding day. They also share personal stories that highlight the humorous side of these challenges, providing insights into the emotional landscape of planning a wedding. In this segment, the conversation flows through various themes including the dynamics of exclusive content on Discord, personal updates regarding career advancements, experiences at a book launch event, and reflections on social interactions and creativity. The hosts share anecdotes about their experiences, highlighting the importance of communication and the challenges of networking in creative fields. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes including the importance of connections and networking at events, the power of storytelling, insights from Malcolm Gladwell's works, personal health journeys, wedding preparations, perceptions of value in spending, and the excitement of upcoming surprises related to a wedding. Each topic is discussed with humor and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and entertaining dialogue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP04 - Lauri storms out of a funeral
In this engaging conversation, hosts Joe, Jay, and Lauri delve into personal stories surrounding family dynamics, memorial planning, and the complexities of relationships. They explore the tensions that arise during significant family events, such as a memorial service and a wedding rehearsal dinner, while infusing humor and candid reflections throughout the discussion. The conversation explores various themes surrounding family dynamics, communication challenges, and the complexities of grief. The speakers share personal anecdotes about family interactions, road trip experiences, therapy sessions, and the emotional toll of dealing with loss. Humor is interwoven throughout the discussion, providing a light-hearted take on serious topics. In this episode, the hosts share personal updates, including wedding preparations and upcoming events. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP03 - Lauri flips off an ambulance
The conversation explores various themes including nostalgic TV shows and personal interests, humorous cultural references, personal anecdotes about social interactions, discussions on health and nutrition, and reflections on sports and personal growth. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various personal experiences, from exploring hobbies and team sports to humorous and awkward moments in social situations. They share stories about rejection, a scary incident at the gym, and the challenges of helping others, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. In this episode, the hosts discuss the origins of their songs, Lauri's upcoming dress fitting, and share humorous anecdotes from their stand-up experiences. They also recount a chaotic visit to a hospital, filled with misunderstandings and funny moments, before wrapping up with their Valentine's Day plans and reflections on relationships. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP02 - Lauri refuses to replace the toilet paper
In this lively conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay explore various themes ranging from domestic disputes over toilet paper to the complexities of scheduling conflicts in their podcasting endeavors. They delve into the humorous aspects of therapy discussions, the dynamics of their group chat, and even touch on unusual requests involving spanking and financial control in relationships. The conversation is filled with wit and banter, providing insights into their personal lives and the challenges they face in communication and relationships. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal anecdotes about unexpected encounters, eccentric characters, and the magic of nostalgia. They delve into their experiences at the Magic Castle, highlighting the joy of community and the power of compliments. The discussion also touches on personal choices regarding dress codes and social interactions, creating a rich tapestry of relatable stories and insights. In this episode, the hosts engage in a light-hearted discussion about personal experiences, gaming, and community impacts. They explore the implications of inviting guests to exclusive venues, share their gaming interests, and discuss the effects of recent fires on their community. The conversation also touches on humorous anecdotes about bumper stickers and family events, culminating in a reflection on everyday challenges like toilet paper management. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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S6EP01 - Lauri's Grandpa dies and Lauri and her father dance
In this episode, the hosts navigate through a series of humorous and heartfelt discussions, touching on personal updates, family dynamics, and the challenges of living in an apartment complex. They share stories about Lauri's family, including the recent passing of her grandfather, and explore the complexities of their relationships. The conversation is interspersed with light-hearted banter and reflections on their lives, making for an engaging and relatable episode. In this conversation, the speakers discuss various personal anecdotes ranging from tenant issues and legal solutions regarding a problematic gate, to the light-hearted debate about whether cinnamon buns are a breakfast item or a dessert. The conversation then shifts to wedding planning, particularly focusing on the challenges of choreographing a father-daughter dance, with humorous insights into family dynamics and expectations. The conversation explores various themes including cultural sensitivity in music choices, the planning of a wedding dance performance, the intricacies of wedding dress fittings, experiences at the movies, and reflections on gift-giving. The participants engage in light-hearted banter while addressing serious topics, showcasing their personalities and relationships. In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss various personal updates, including wedding plans, friendship dynamics, and the complexities of home decor in relationships. They explore themes of control and agency, the impact of privilege, and the nuances of shared responsibilities. The conversation also touches on consumer culture, particularly in the context of Disneyland adventures and gift-giving. As they navigate their movie preferences and nostalgia, they reflect on celebrity crushes and the comfort found in familiar entertainment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Happy Hour - All funny! Nothing depressing!
In this lively conversation, the hosts engage in a humorous and light-hearted discussion during their Happy Hour segment. They explore various topics, including Lauri's toolkit, food choices, awkward conversations, self-care through nail polish, and amusing stories from Disneyland and the gym. The dynamic between the hosts creates an entertaining atmosphere filled with laughter and relatable anecdotes. In this lively conversation, the participants discuss their gym habits, personal equipment, and the challenges of working out at home versus in a gym environment. They share humorous anecdotes about gym etiquette, hydration practices, and personal stories that highlight their unique personalities and experiences. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding dining choices, personal anecdotes of clumsiness, and the humorous side of food cravings and guilty pleasures. They share stories about local dining options versus chains, Lauri's reputation for breaking things, and nostalgic memories from Syracuse. The discussion also delves into embarrassing food moments and the comfort foods that bring joy, culminating in a light-hearted reflection on their experiences and friendships. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 12: Lauri freaks out on Joe and Jay
In this season finale, the hosts recount the dramatic journey of a lawsuit involving a character named Sergio. They discuss the challenges faced in serving him papers, the creative strategies employed, and the eventual court case that unfolds. The conversation is filled with humor, tension, and insights into the legal process, culminating in a surprising verdict that leaves the hosts reflecting on the experience and its implications. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding customer service experiences, personal principles, and the dynamics of social interactions. They share humorous anecdotes about their encounters with service staff and discuss the importance of communication. The conversation is filled with laughter, insights, and relatable moments that resonate with anyone who has navigated the challenges of social interactions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bonus Ep 6: Lauri bans her elderly aunts from her rehearsal dinner
In this lively conversation, the hosts engage in humorous banter, sharing personal anecdotes about family dynamics, wedding planning, and their experiences in the comedy scene. They discuss the challenges of social media perceptions, particularly in relation to fitness and humor, and share light-hearted stories about their adventures at Disneyland. The conversation culminates in a discussion about the rehearsal dinner for an upcoming wedding, highlighting the complexities of family expectations and the desire for an intimate celebration. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of wedding planning, discussing family dynamics, personal experiences, and humorous anecdotes. They share stories about navigating wedding drama, the boundaries of professionalism in the wedding industry, and light-hearted encounters that highlight the quirks of everyday life. The conversation flows seamlessly from one topic to another, providing insights and laughter along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bonus Ep 5: Lauri tells people to stick their fingers up a dog's butt
In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including a family drama, organizing a celebration of life, and breastfeeding. They also touch on the structure of the show and go off on tangents about the color blue and unorganized eating. The main theme revolves around the challenges and decisions involved in planning a memorial event and the dynamics within a family. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a family picnic that was interrupted by a mountain lion attack, Ellen DeGeneres' final comedy special, and the controversial practice of sticking a finger up a dog's butt to break up a fight. They also touch on Lauri's upcoming trip to Chicago and her father's celebration of life. The conversation is filled with humor and banter between the hosts. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including tarot cards, psychics, and the belief in supernatural phenomena. They share their opinions on the validity of tarot readings and the accuracy of psychics. The conversation also touches on the story of a TikTok psychic who made claims about a murder case, which were later proven to be false. The hosts conclude the conversation by drawing tarot cards for each other and discussing their meanings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bonus Ep 4: Lauri calls a baby ugly and then starts a fire in a bathroom
In this part of the conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss Jay's ongoing legal battle with Sergio and the challenges of serving him with court papers. They also discuss therapy sessions and the dynamics of their relationships. Overall, the conversation covers topics related to scandal, legal proceedings, and personal growth. Later in the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including arguments, gift cards, and a boy band concert. They also mention comedian Jay Mohr and his reputation, as well as the process server serving papers to Sergio. The conversation jumps between different stories and tangents, creating a rambling and comedic atmosphere. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss Lauri's friend Lucy, who is a listener of the show. Joe and Lauri talk about their interactions with Lucy and how she became friends with Lauri. They also mention Lucy's connection to Chicago. The conversation then shifts to a garden party that Lauri attended, where she had a funny incident with a candle. They also discuss a frustrating conversation Lauri had with her Aunt Kathy, where there was a miscommunication. The hosts also touch on Joe's curiosity about someone he looked up on TikTok and his revelation about his preferences in pornography. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss a personal incident involving a car accident and the return of a diagnostic tool. They also reflect on the importance of breaking patterns and improving self-worth. The hosts share humorous anecdotes and express their excitement for future episodes. Jay and Lauri provide their social media handles for listeners to connect with them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bonus Ep 3: Lauri survives an earthquake
In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including a trip to Chicago, auditions, and a viral video of a model falling during a runway show. They also touch on the trend of writing messages on car windows to ask for drinks or money. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. Later in the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including social media etiquette, doppelgangers, and a missing package. They share their opinions on Instagram birthday messages, the annoyance of people asking for drinks on their birthdays, and the concept of doppelgangers. They also recount their experiences with mistaken identities and the humorous situations that arise from them. The conversation concludes with Joe sharing his experience with a missing package and his encounter with a postal worker. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri shares her frustrating experiences with a hotel and an airplane during her trip to Chicago. She recounts the hotel's failure to provide the promised accommodations and the unhelpful and rude staff members. She also describes the delays and confusion at the airport, but praises United Airlines for their handling of the situation. The conversation ends with a discussion about upcoming topics for future episodes. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Beach City Banter 05:22 Adventures in Auditions: From Self-Tapes to Runway Mishaps 14:12 The Ups and Downs of In-Person Auditions 16:58 When Model Dreams Turn into Hilarious Reality 19:12 Navigating Social Media Etiquette 23:06 The Amusing World of Doppelgangers 34:19 The Case of the Missing Package 55:45 Frustrating Hotel Experience 59:11 Delays and Confusion at the Airport 01:04:39 Upcoming Topics for Future Episodes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bonus Ep 2: Lauri scares a baby
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Olympics, personal anecdotes, and planning for the future. They touch on the Simone Biles controversy, the upcoming trial of the killer of Jay's friend, and the importance of having a plan for after death. They also share humorous stories and jokes throughout the conversation. Lauri is preparing to go to Chicago to see her nephew for the first time. She will be staying for a week and plans to help out with groceries, medicine, and assembling a crib. Joe and Jay discuss their feelings about babies and toddlers. They also talk about their experiences being apart from their partners and the challenges of traveling. Joe shares a story about his parents' multiple bathroom breaks during a car trip, and Lauri and Joe discuss the annoyance of political text messages and phone calls. Joe also shares a story about selling posters and dealing with a demanding customer. In this conversation, Joe shares his frustrating experience with the postal service losing a package. The discussion also touches on collecting Funko Pops and the phenomenon of waiting in line for limited edition items. They wrap up with some favorite quotes from reality TV shows. Laurie mentions her upcoming trip to Chicago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bonus Ep 1: Lauri buys a tooth gem and suffers a hit and run
In today's episode, the gang talks about Jay's birthday celebration and Adam Salandra's boomerang videos. Jay shares a story about witnessing a beach argument between three women. Joe shares a story about a comedy group he was in with an older comedian named Jackie Maruschak who stormed out of a meeting and got kicked out of her illegally subletted apartment. They also discuss their experiences with notary publics and the funny misunderstandings that can occur. Jay shares a story about his car trouble and how he encountered a rude driver who was later pulled over by the police. They also touch on Jay's ongoing lawsuit against Sergio and his plans to serve him. The conversation ends with Joe recounting funny moments from his birthday party. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a party they attended, a car accident, getting tattoos, and upcoming plans. They also share funny anecdotes and observations. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 11.
In this episode, the hosts discuss Lauri's dad's retirement party and some of the awkward and offensive things he said. They also talk about Lauri's dad showing off pictures of his grandson to strangers at Costco. Jay provides an update on his ongoing legal case, and Joe shares a story about attending a memorial service and accidentally wearing the wrong attire. There are humorous anecdotes about misunderstandings and miscommunications regarding the event. The conversation ends with a brief update on Lauri's experience with Ozempic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 10.
In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss attending a concert and their impressions of the performers. They also talk about their preferences in physical appearance and jokingly discuss sleeping with Kelly Clarkson. The conversation then shifts to their experiences at comedy schools and their thoughts on the Groundlings and UCB. They also experiment with an AI text-to-sound effects program. The hosts briefly discuss Lauri's upcoming surgery and the possibility of having children. The conversation covers various topics, including the possibility of removing Lauri's uterus, adoption, artificial insemination, and personal grooming habits. Lauri discusses her concerns about potential health risks and the adoption process. The conversation also touches on the dynamics of their relationship and the acts of service they do for each other. The conversation covers various topics, including personal health issues, genetic testing, and the process of getting a colonoscopy. The hosts share their experiences and opinions on these subjects. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including a potential bachelorette party, attending a retirement party, and the book 'Atomic Habits.' The conversation ends with plans for the upcoming weeks. Chapters 00:00 Live Concert Experiences and Performer Impressions 02:54 Comparing Comedy Schools: Groundlings vs. UCB 04:39 Experimenting with AI Text-to-Sound Effects 14:22 Lauri's Upcoming Surgery and the Decision to Have Children 23:47 The Complexities of the Adoption Process 29:35 Acts of Service: Expressions of Love and Care 38:11 Personal Health Issues 40:23 Genetic Testing 44:58 The Process of Getting a Colonoscopy 53:53 Dealing with Bodily Fluids and Messes 01:01:29 Planning a Memorable Bachelorette Party 01:04:13 Navigating Family Events and Preferences 01:11:03 The Power of Atomic Habits 01:19:48 Upcoming Plans and Events Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 9.
In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules restaurant, personal safety measures, and Jay's recent trip to Japan. They also touch on Lauri's past experiences with tasers and her broken pinky toes. In this part of the conversation, Jay discusses his experience in Japan and his ongoing court case. He mentions that he didn't wear tank tops in Japan because tattoos are associated with the Yakuza and are frowned upon. He also talks about his stay at a fancy hotel called Ryokan and the strict rules regarding tattoos and clothing. Jay then transitions to discussing his court case, where the defendant didn't show up and he won by default. However, there was a technicality regarding the ownership of the chairs, so he has to refile the case with his boss as the plaintiff. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various random topics, including Lauri's interactions with Star, her dad's medical procedure, and Joe's recent trip to Disneyland. They also share funny stories and jokes, showcasing their playful banter. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Nostalgia 02:26 Discussion about Vanderpump Rules Restaurant 09:10 Personal Safety Measures 12:38 Jay's Adventures in Japan 16:07 Lauri's Taser Tales and Broken Pinky Toes 38:12 The Court Case 45:45 Blaming Jay for the Chairs 48:00 Lauri's Interactions with Star and Dad's Medical Procedure 53:20 Joe's Trip to Disneyland and Inappropriate Behavior 57:05 Funny Stories and Jokes 01:03:07 Relaxed and Casual Dynamic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 8.
In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Laurian discuss their recent experiences, including Joe's father cutting off his finger and Jay's apartment being broken into. They share the details of these events and the aftermath, including the police investigation and the steps they took to handle the situations. Despite the challenges, they find moments of humor and resilience. The conversation covers various topics, including the aftermath of a break-in, the loss of a family member, and a feud between family members. The principal themes include the emotional impact of traumatic events, the importance of boundaries and communication in relationships, and the complexities of family dynamics. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri discusses her experiences during her trip to Chicago for her brother's funeral. She shares anecdotes about her flight, her interactions with family and friends, and the eulogy given by Lauri's father. They also touch on the topic of grief and how people react to it differently. The conversation ends with some lighthearted moments and compliments from Jeremy. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 12:10 Joe's Father's Finger Incident 39:05 Police Investigation and Resilience 40:52 The Aftermath of a Break-In 48:14 Dealing with Loss and Grief 01:09:26 A Feud Between Family Members 01:19:38 The Funeral and Family Dynamics 01:22:34 Trip to Chicago and Flight Anecdotes 01:24:21 Interactions with Family and Friends 01:26:07 Eulogy and Unusual Requests 01:33:11 Coping with Humor and Lighthearted Moments 01:49:45 Support and Compliments from Jeremy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 7.
Jay shares the ongoing saga of trying to retrieve vintage chairs that were sent for cleaning but have not been returned. He recounts the lack of communication and unfulfilled promises from the cleaner, leading him to file a small claims court case. In this conversation, Jay discusses his ongoing dispute with a furniture seller who has failed to deliver the chairs he purchased. He shares the frustrating communication he has had with the seller, including broken promises and lack of response. Jay expresses his desire to take the seller to court and highlights the importance of documenting all interactions for evidence. He also discusses other unrelated topics, such as a customer service issue with an online order and microaggressions experienced in social settings. Chapters 00:00 The Chairs Go Missing 26:41 Legal Action and Frustration 33:00 Filing a Small Claims Court Case 35:40 Demanding the Return of the Chairs 36:36 Awaiting Inspection and Resolution 36:44 The Frustrating Dispute 53:07 Experiencing Microaggressions 58:13 Furious After Recording 01:02:05 Microaggressions from White Liberals 01:09:49 Language and Pronunciation 01:12:05 Being a Union Representative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 6.
In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including neti pots, sinus relief, movie experiences, tipping etiquette, and TikTok hate towards JLo. They also share personal stories about encounters with strangers and ordering mishaps. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various topics, including car classifications, family stories, wedding costs, and tax breaks. They also touch on the challenges of being a server and the importance of tipping. Joe shares a story about John Paul considering marriage for tax benefits, and Lauri teases a story that she refuses to share. The conversation ends with a discussion about Aidan and Joe's decision to reconnect. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:57 Neti Pots and Sinus Relief 06:07 Movie Experiences and Celebrity Encounters 13:04 Tipping Etiquette and Ordering Mishaps 38:51 Car Classifications 41:38 Money and Weddings 44:22 Wedding Costs 50:08 Mysterious Story 55:06 Tax Breaks and Marriage 01:05:58 Reconnecting with Aidan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 5.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including personal anecdotes, celebrity news, and the departure of a friend. They also touch on the Willy Wonka experience and RuPaul's bookstore controversy. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri share funny anecdotes and stories. They discuss a failed podcast recording, the challenges of maintaining friendships, family drama, and miscommunications. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with laughter. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Personal Anecdotes 05:03 Celebrity News: Jonathan Van Ness and Queer Eye 09:43 The Willy Wonka Experience 34:47 The Departure of a Friend 38:44 The Bummer of a Failed Podcast Recording 39:13 The Challenges of Maintaining Friendships 40:12 Family Drama and Miscommunications 49:16 The Hilarious Dentist Story 52:22 When Miscommunications Lead to Funny Situations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 4.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including relationships, monogamy, and the use of AI technology in filmmaking. They also share personal anecdotes and express their opinions on different subjects. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their thoughts on celebrities like Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson, their experiences at the gym, the importance of trusting one's instincts, and their opinions on therapists. They also touch on the idea of not wanting to leave one's own house in certain situations. Jay mentions his upcoming guest DJ spot on Station Head, and Lauri mentions the potential rebranding of her podcast. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Greetings 02:36 Planning a Trip and Casual Approach to Plans 03:34 Discussion on Homeboy Industries 04:33 Humorous Stories and Anxieties 08:21 Parking Issues and Unusual Neighbors 09:46 Burlesque Night and Missed Performances 11:58 Speakeasy Experiences and Personal Anecdotes 14:48 Handling Emergencies and First Aid Stories 25:24 Creativity and AI Technology 28:16 Opinions on Celebrities 31:23 Discussion on AI-Generated Videos 33:18 Personal Drama and Strong Opinions 37:59 Celebrity Opinions and Trusting Instincts 41:47 Therapist Experiences and Not Leaving the House 01:12:10 Guest DJ Spot and Podcast Rebranding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 3.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their personal experiences, a tribute to a friend who passed away, and songs they would choose for their funerals. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including music, stand-up comedy, video games, and tarot cards. They share personal anecdotes and insights, providing a lighthearted and entertaining discussion. The conversation touches on themes of self-expression, creativity, relationships, and personal growth. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:01 Personal Experiences and Stories 27:02 Light-Hearted and Humorous Conversation 37:35 Exploring the Power of Self-Expression Through Music and Comedy 40:44 Navigating the Comedy Industry: Tips and Insights 52:52 Finding Balance in Video Games and Setting Spending Limits 58:35 Unveiling the Mysteries of Tarot Cards: Insights and Guidance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 2.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including naps, personal anecdotes, tarot card readings, and gas station mishaps. They also touch on relationships, career aspirations, and the Russian ballet. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss tarot card readings, therapy sessions, and Lauri's ongoing rat problem in her classroom. They also touch on topics such as communication styles, teaching evaluations, and problematic behavior from other teachers. The conversation ends with a mention of a circumcision story that will be shared in the next episode. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Napping Preferences 09:41 Personal Anecdotes and Mishaps 21:10 Career Aspirations and Opportunities 25:02 Tarot Card Readings and Insights 28:25 Finding the Right Approach to Therapy 32:39 Advocating for a Safe Classroom 36:02 Communication Styles: Catching Flies with Honey 41:44 Balancing Curriculum and Student Performance 48:01 Addressing Issues in the Education System Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 5. Episode 1.
In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri catch up on their recent adventures and share funny stories. They discuss Jay's trip to San Francisco, Lauri's encounter with a homeless man at a restaurant, and their plans for a new exclusive tier show called "Let's Talk About It." The conversation is filled with laughter and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including Lauri's autograph, secrets, family drama, mite infestations, and upcoming events. They also mention stories about Star's grandpa, a rat infestation, a dinner with Lauri's mom, and a bathroom mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Catching Up 05:55 Jay's San Francisco Trip 34:08 Introducing Let's Talk About It 40:26 Autographs and Signatures 44:46 Stress and Redoing the Second Half 52:25 Family Drama and Insurance 57:55 Mite Infestations and Eyelid Issues 01:09:33 Psychics and Tarot Readings 01:19:37 Medically Induced Menopause Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 12.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss their experiences recording the season finale of their podcast. They talk about their initial confusion and miscommunication, as well as their tattoos and body art. They also share their experiences attending Disney's first Pride night and discuss the demographics of the attendees. The conversation ends with a discussion about their preferences in physical attraction. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including body image, upcoming plans, and a moral dilemma. They share jokes and personal anecdotes throughout the conversation. Chapters 00:00 Miscommunication and Chaos 02:11 Tattoos and Body Art 04:39 Disney's First Pride Night 31:07 Navigating Body Image and Self-Perception 36:33 Setting Boundaries When Staying at Someone's House 48:46 Exploring Moral Dilemmas and Personal Values 57:21 Exciting Upcoming Plans 01:00:43 The Joys and Challenges of Video Gaming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 11.
In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including stolen intros, birthday roasts, sovereign citizens, and a controversial incident at Schwartz and Sandy's. They also touch on the importance of exercising one's rights during police encounters and share amusing stories from their past. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss their experience at a hot tub party and the ongoing scandal on Vanderpump Rules. They also share stories about their recent encounters, including a confrontation at a laundromat and a graduation ceremony mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and anecdotes, showcasing their unique perspectives and lively banter. Chapters 00:00 Stolen Intros and Birthday Roasts 11:08 The World of Sovereign Citizens 31:52 Humor in Everyday Situations 33:12 Hot Tub Party and Technical Difficulties 35:26 The Vanderpump Rules Scandal 47:22 Confrontation at the Laundromat 56:10 A Graduation Ceremony Mishap 01:04:31 Joe and Lauri's Dynamic Perspectives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 10.
In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their frustration with Lauri's tardiness, the edibility of cookie dough, their thoughts on Eurovision, their preferences in men, and the potential for a reality TV show without a lead. Lauri joins the conversation later and shares her experience of waking up late and her plans for the end of the school year. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics including family dynamics, MRI experiences, anger management classes, driving frustrations, and upcoming plans. They also touch on inventions, video games, and recent events they attended. The conversation is filled with humor and personal anecdotes. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Lauri's Tardiness 05:41 The Great Cookie Dough Debate 10:17 Eurovision: A Love for the Spectacle 14:28 Preferences in Men: Tall, Deep Voices, and More 27:30 Late to the Party: Lauri's Morning Routine and School Year Wrap-Up 31:33 Navigating Family Dynamics and Arguments 43:01 Uncomfortable MRI Experiences 49:19 Benefits of Anger Management Classes 55:16 Driving Frustrations and Road Rage 58:34 Inventing a Shirt Bib and Video Game Tips 01:00:19 Attending Events and Socializing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 9.
In this episode of The Tea podcast, Joe Betance, Jay Elizabeth Ellis, and Laurian K. Roggenkamp discuss various topics including Lauri and Jay's internet issues, their experiences at Applebee's and MonoMelo, Adam Burns' boyfriend Mark, Lauri's firing from K-Rock, Jay's visit to Universal Studios, and a disruptive teacher at Lauri's school. In this conversation, Joe Betance discusses various incidents and experiences, including a disruptive meeting, a trip to Nintendo World, internet and electrical issues, and conversations with friends. The conversation touches on topics such as special education, theme parks, family dynamics, and personal safety. Joe also mentions his interest in owning a gun, which sparks a discussion about the pros and cons of gun ownership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 8.
In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including Jay's experience at the beach, Lauri's twin brother, and Jay's Applebee's commercial shoot. They also touch on the Sister Act musical and Kathy Najimy's comments about a potential third movie. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including high school musicals, Joe's dad's fashion dilemma, Joe's fungal infection, and Jay's upcoming plans. They also share funny stories about embarrassing moments at the pharmacy and a mishap at Disneyland. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Popular Show 02:50 Awkward Twin Brother Conversation 08:07 Jay's Applebee's Commercial Shoot 12:42 Discussion about the Sister Act Musical 37:21 Fashion Dilemmas and Creative Solutions 41:36 Dealing with Fungal Infections 52:58 A Secret and Embarrassing Moments at the Pharmacy 57:32 Unexpected Mishaps at Disneyland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 7.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including birthdays, massages, chiropractors, and the passing of a friend. They share personal anecdotes and experiences related to these subjects. The conversation covers various topics, including Lauri's decision not to visit a friend with cancer, his thoughts on getting a tattoo to honor her, updates on a friend's murder case, family stories, and a discussion about annoying twinks on social media. The conversation also touches on Christian's behavior during a live chat and Joe's feud with Nathan. Overall, the conversation is filled with personal anecdotes, humor, and lively banter. Chapters 00:00 Surprising Birthdays and Age 05:15 Massage Experiences and Preferences 13:08 Chiropractic Care for Relief 37:20 Friendship and Illness 39:05 Honoring a Friend's Memory 40:02 Updates on a Murder Case and Family Stories 51:50 The Phenomenon of Annoying Twinks on Social Media 57:36 Christian's Behavior in a Live Chat 01:06:07 Feuding with Nathan and Personal Reflections Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 6.
In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including their recent trips, museum visits, elevator confusion, J.K. Rowling's controversial statements, and a ruined anniversary. They also touch on the Vanderpump Rules reunion and the Harry Potter play, Cursed Child. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules scandal, a lockdown at Lauri's school, and a birthday party. They also touch on AI-generated art and give a plug for their social media accounts. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Greetings 02:17 Trips, Museums, and Marilyn Monroe's Dress 06:49 Elevator Confusion and the Need for Clear Instructions 08:13 J.K. Rowling's Controversial Statements 35:50 Vanderpump Rules Reunion and Cursed Child 41:54 The Vanderpump Rules Scandal 49:12 Lockdown and Rumors at Lauri's School 58:08 A Star-Studded Birthday Party 01:14:35 AI-Generated Art and Prompts on the T Discord 01:20:10 Social Media Plugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 5.
In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including their personal experiences, travel plans, therapy, and their names. They also touch on random subjects like passport photos, gum chewing, and Hidden Valley ice cream. Lauri expresses her intention to switch therapists, and Jay shares his experience with passport renewal. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss their preferences for therapists and their experiences with therapy. They also talk about Joe's experience with getting a replacement mattress and Jay's experience with a wrong order at Chipotle. They share stories from their high school days and reconnect with someone from their past. Laurie shares updates on her upcoming podcast. Chapters 00:00 Switching Therapists and Passport Woes 13:53 The Art of Taking a Good Passport Photo 25:09 From Therapy to Gum Chewing: Random Conversational Topics 28:10 Preferences and Experiences with Therapists 34:38 Customer Service: The Good and the Bad 47:31 Reconnecting with the Past: High School Memories 57:52 Exciting Podcast Updates and New Projects Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 4.
In this conversation, Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri discuss various topics including their experiences at Disneyland, Lauri's night school teaching, and Joe's mischievous behavior in high school. They also touch on restaurant experiences and the cleanliness of bottles, as well as their favorite places to eat in Los Angeles. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humorous anecdotes. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various random and humorous topics, including a story about a broken arm, friends moving away, Lauri's uncrustable mishap, Joe's dad's inability to hold an erection, and Lauri's potential willingness to make out with her brother for $1 trillion. They also touch on Lauri's Discord channel, news headlines that could be about Lauri, and a funny story about a little person at a printer. The conversation ends with Jay and Lauri sharing their social media handles. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Weather Report 02:45 Introducing the Hosts and Vamping 03:14 Late Arrival and Catching Up 04:08 Joe's High School Shenanigans 05:29 The Cleanliness of Bottles in Restaurants 07:40 Exploring the Los Angeles Food Scene 09:31 Disneyland Adventures and Misadventures 11:25 Lori's Disneyland Experience 13:13 The Challenges of Disneyland Rides 15:29 Disappointments at Disneyland 19:40 Favorite Students and High School Memories 24:10 Broken Arms and Miscommunication 25:34 Friends Moving Away and Making New Connections 28:49 Erectile Dysfunction and Porn Addiction 29:41 Sibling Relationships and Hypothetical Scenarios 30:43 Uncrustable Mishaps and Grape Jelly Stains 37:26 The Best of Today: Funny News Headlines 41:46 A Funny Encounter with a Little Person 45:23 Social Media Handles and Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 3.
In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including sleep issues, the death of their grandparents, and a broken bed frame. They also share their experiences with customer service and their attempts to get reimbursed for the faulty bed frame. The conversation covers themes of sleep, loss, and frustration with product quality and customer service. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss their frustrating experience with a broken bed frame and their interactions with the company, Helix. They recount the emails they exchanged with Helix, expressing their dissatisfaction with the product and false advertising. They also mention their issues with Amazon delivery and their conversation about podcast listenership. The conversation concludes with Joe sharing a story about his experience at the Alamo Drafthouse theater. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 02:36 Sleep Issues and Frustrations 08:11 Dealing with Loss and Grief 27:01 Seeking Reimbursement for Faulty Products 29:52 Dealing with a Broken Bed Frame and Unhelpful Customer Service 34:30 The Importance of Clear and Concise Communication in Emails 37:46 Challenges with Amazon Delivery and Gate Code Issues 43:08 Podcast Listenership and Advertising 45:24 Joe's Humorous Experience at the Alamo Drafthouse Theater Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Season 4. Episode 2.
In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including their dislike for the intro song, their experiences with laundry mishaps, Lauri's embarrassing moment with her podcast playing in class, Jay's visit to see Mean Girls the musical, and their attendance at a comedy show in Newport Beach. They also touch on the comedy scene in Orange County and reconnecting with old friends. Joe and Jay discuss their experience attending a comedy show, sharing their thoughts on the comedians and the overall atmosphere. They reflect on their own experiences with stand-up comedy and the evolving nature of the craft. They also touch on the importance of concise and punchy jokes in today's comedy landscape. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Intro Song Debate 02:24 Laundry Mishaps and Forgetfulness 05:58 Embarrassing Podcast Moment in Class 08:43 Mean Girls: The Musical Experience 12:19 A Comedy Show in Newport Beach 35:30 Attending a Comedy Show 36:25 High Anxiety and Pre-Show Jitters 37:52 The Frustration of Uncertainty 38:14 Relief at the Door 39:14 Impersonating Jay with the Broadway Show 40:18 The Pressure to Laugh 41:47 Embellishments and Exaggerations in Comedy 42:41 The Evolution of Jokes and Material 46:08 The Structure of Stand-Up Comedy 49:17 The Importance of Evolving Jokes 52:29 The Impact of Changing Times on Comedy 56:26 Deciding When to Leave a Show 01:04:17 The Magic Castle Teaser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to 'The Tea'—your hilarious rendezvous with Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri Roggenkamp, where queer comedy reigns supreme! Join this dynamic trio from sunny LA as they spill the tea on their lives, dissect the hottest pop culture moments, and serve up sassy commentary with a side of laughter. Whether you're part of the LGBTQ+ community or just love a good laugh, get ready for a podcast that's bold, witty, and fabulously entertaining.
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