The Ted Hanky Podcast
by Ted Hanky
An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal MalaAVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHankyDescribed as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Halloween Special
Join Ted and Mala for the Halloween special as they discuss spooky highbrow topics such as being fingered by Freddie Krueger, Trick or Treating in Thornaby, and read out some of the viewers fave Halloween films. ☕ If you enjoyed the show, buy us a coffee here (ta very much!) 👉 Ko-fi:...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Pockets of Flange
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss recycling, gig goers, Tik Tok flap flashers, and Ted's latest fashion addition. ☕ If you enjoyed the show, buy us a coffee here (ta very much!) 👉 Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube →...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Peter Crouch is an Alien
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the Boro Legends game, grassroots football, Alien breeding, and the important question ... is Peter Crouch an alien? ☕ If you enjoyed the show, buy us a coffee here (ta very much!) 👉 Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : In Flight Flange
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss holidays, food bloggers, auditors, ninja de@th stars and sexy air hostesses. ☕ ENJOY WHAT WE DO? Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) 👉 Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Mala's Found God
The Ted Hanky Podcast is here! 🙌 Join Ted and Mala as they analyse Englands performance in the World Cup, discuss Middlesbrough's new strips and season expectations, and Mala declares his new found love of the church 🙏 ☕ ENJOY WHAT WE DO? Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) 👉 Ko-fi:...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : World Cup Special #1
⚽️ 🏆 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here 🏆⚽️ Join Ted and Mala as they talk all things World Cup, devise a new fan tournament at Ninja Warrior, and review the Waterfront play park in Stockton On Tees. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Spy Me To The Moon
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... Join Ted and Mala as they discover a podcast spy in the studio, have a deep conversation about the whole Southampton Spygate rigmarole, come up with a new competition for strong Mams, and Ted promotes his Teesside Skank ragga song. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : You Remind Me Of The Babe!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... Join Ted and Mala as they discuss all things Middlesbrough Football Club, Stockton High Street, the recent local bin scandal, a new business idea for dealers to recycle wiffy bags, and the classic 80s film Labyrinth! 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Meaty Treat!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... Join Ted and Mala as they discuss toxic masculinity, supermarket self love booths, and how to use a pringle tin with some mince in it as a meaty treat. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Steamy Shart!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... Join Ted and Mala as they discuss their recent experiences DJing at a day disco, a disturbing steamy fart Ted witnessed, and those Jeffrey files EVERYONE is talking about ... plus more light hearted Teesside waffle! 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Groundhog Day
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... Join Ted and Mala as they discuss Ted's championship medal, the tradition of Groundhog Day, and lots of other waffle. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏) 👉 Watch…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Traitors
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... Join Ted and Mala as they discuss The Traitors, Pacino, The Goonies, and sh*t promo vids for house music DJ nights! 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏) 👉 Watch more:...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : A New Year Ragga Revolution!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with a special Happy New Year edition! Join Ted and Mala as they share their new year resolutions and make a commitment to bring you the finest Ragga song ever created .... but from Teesside. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube →...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast: A Teesside Crimbo Night Out
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Join Ted and Mala as they reminisce on some magical nights out they've had on Teesside over the years during this festive period. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Boro Kimbo
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Middlesbrough Football Club's New Swedish Manager! Ted & Mala chat all things Kim Hellberg, they berate the Weatherspoons game (and people who play it), and Ted airs his disgust about people who put their Xmas decorations up early! 🎧 Prefer…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Last Mam Standing!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is BACK — and it’s **LAST MAM STANDING**! Ted & Mala unleash a ground-breaking battle tournament of **Serious Mamage**. Who’ll be crowned the ultimate Mam? 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : 3i/Atlas
This week Ted and Mala discuss the impending interstellar visitor to our solar system, 3i Atlas. Is it aliens? or is it just a comet. Plus ... a good chat about the Boro and Peptides too. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Back On The Apps
This week Ted announces he's back on the dating apps and Mala has a rant about Aunt Bessie's Puddings. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED THE SHOW? ☕️…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : The New Boro Manager
This week Ted and Mala discuss the appointment of new Boro Manager Rob Edwards, the Oasis Tour, and Day Disco's! This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED THE...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Ted's Mam
This week, Ted's Mam Barbara drops in unannounced ... with a special guest. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED THE SHOW? ☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Boro Fan Experience Day's
This week Ted and Mala discuss annoying Tik Toker's, and a rather interesting idea for fan experience days with Middlesbrough footballers - past and present. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Food Vloggers!
This week Ted and Mala discuss Ted's cruise, food vloggers, dance offs on the India / Pakistan border, and the new Pope! This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : On Point!
This week Ted and Mala discuss robotic shopping deliveries, Thomas Tuchel's big ear, and the annoying common phrases used by all the Divvy's, Doyle's, and Bell Whiff's of Teesside. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Scutlins
This week Ted rants about his holiday to Scutlins and his latest fitness adventure called "LAIZE" ... but he's also MEGA CHUFFED by his new celebrity follower .... who could it be??? This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Trump
This week Ted and Mala discuss the return of Trump and Day Raves 😂 This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED THE SHOW? ☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Stereotypes
This week Ted and Mala discuss stereotypes .... sorry in advance 😂 This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED THE SHOW? ☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sweat Box
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ted and Mala are back talking sh**e about new year resolutions and gym memberships. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED THE SHOW? ☕️ You…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Shilajit War
It's a Christmas special of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Ted and Mala have a conflab about the current Shilajit wars on Teesside and receive a few phone calls from some podcast favourites of the past. Shilajit is available from www.magictreesuperfoods.co.uk This show is also available for your eyes as...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : A New Name & Offshore Mam's!
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Ted and Mala discuss where Ted has been and why the podcast has a new name ... also, Mala has a class idea about offshore Mams at Boro matches! This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Cruising
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Ted returns with stories of the high seas from his time working on a cruise ship and Mala loses his rag about politics! This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : "I Hate This Time Of Year!"
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week Ted is ranting about Halloween and Bonfire Night, and Mala has an idea for the Bonlea Estate. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Social Media Trend's
It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week Ted and Mala are talking about all the social media trends that wind them up ... and Mala's trusty dog Genghis is finally revealed. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel....
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Famous Teessider's
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week Mala is back as the lads discuss famous people from Teesside. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏 ENJOYED...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Vaun (off Vic & Bob)
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week joining Ted is star of 'Vic & Bobs Big Night Out' ... its comedy actor Vaun Earl Norman. Vaun is best known for "messing about, telling jokes, having a daft laugh n'tha" whilst pretending to be superstars such as Tom Cruise, Rod Stewart…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Football The People's Shame - with Micky P Kerr
It's a special episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast this week as I welcome stand up comedian turned author Micky P Kerr to the show. You may remember Micky from when he got to the final of Britain's Got Talent, Micky is a huge football fan and he has now written a book called 'Football The Peoples...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Ted's Vinyl
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they rummage through Ted's inherited vinyl collection .... not for the easily offended. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sting Ray & Ring Ray
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the some very amusing stories in this weeks tabloids and news sites from around the world. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Gentleman's W*nk!
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they discuss Oasis tickets, influencers, and a supermarket tug ... a Gentleman's W*ank! This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Oasis & Miff Busters
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the Oasis reunion, festivals, and revamping old TV shows. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Snidey Tops & Riots
After a lengthy hiatus The Ted Hanky Podcast finally returns! 🙌 Join Ted and Mala as they discuss snidey football kits, are footy clubs having our eyes out, the recent riots in Middlesbrough, and what could a new Ted & Mala government look like! This show is also available for your eyes as well…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Stallone vs Arnie
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast ! Join Ted and Mala as they debate .... WHO IS BEST? STALLONE OR ARNIE??? A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel. ☕️ If you…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Wrestling
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast ! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss everything they love about WWF wrestling. Mikey D also makes his podcast debut with the new feature, 'Mikey D's Top Five'. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel.…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Gremlins
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast ! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the classic film Gremlins. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel. ☕️ If you enjoyed the show,...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Nights Out
Nice one .... The Ted Hanky Podcast is back! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss their favourite nights out in the late 90's/early 00's. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel.…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : 80’s Cartoons
Nice one .... The Ted Hanky Podcast is back! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss their favourite cartoons from the 1980's. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast Don't forget to follow the channel. ☕️ If you…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Back to the Future
In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Back to the Future! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Terminator
In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film The Terminator! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast :Teen Wolf
In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Teen Wolf! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Saturday Night Fever
In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Saturday Night Fever! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK...
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Police Academy
In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Police Academy! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO...
About this show
An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal MalaAVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHankyDescribed as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
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