The TexTenn Podcast

Owning a business doesn't make you rich. It just makes everyone think you are. 😂 Meanwhile, you're staring at expenses, dealing with stress, and wondering how that story got so far from reality. The conversation jumps from business life to real life fast because there's no separation anyway. Sales fix everything… until they don't. Being slammed feels great… until it wears you out. And just when you think you've got control, your kid loses it over nothing and you're standing there mid–peanut butter sandwich trying to figure out what just exploded. 🤦‍♂️ Then it gets even more real, kids breaking bones and acting like doctor's orders are optional, trying to run a business while also being bossed around at home, and watching your own kid make money while you're basically the unpaid help. 🔥 Add in random life stuff like gas prices making zero sense and doing everything right but still not getting the win… it's a whole mix. Here's what we talked about in this episode… The "You Must Be Rich" Myth Freedom vs. Pressure Sales Fix Everything… Until They Don't Morning Meltdown Chaos Broken Arm, Still Playing No Win Despite Doing It Right Kids Running the Show Sit in on this one. It's the kind of conversation that feels like a normal day, laughing at the chaos, calling it what it is, and realizing nobody actually has it figured out.

There's always that one weekend that starts with something stupid like arguing over Coke vs Pepsi… and somehow ends in the ER. 😂 One minute it's strong opinions about Coke Zero supremacy and restaurant menus that try to do too much, next minute it's a homemade cheesecake disaster that turns into a full-blown redemption arc. Clay accidentally floods an entire cheesecake mid-bake (yes, actually pours water into it 🤦‍♂️), rage-quits, goes back to the store, and somehow comes out the other side with one of the best cheesecakes ever made. Meanwhile, Keith is inhaling half of it like it's a personal challenge, debating caramel drizzle strategy, and questioning why peanuts come in baby sizes. Just normal, productive adult conversations. And then the tone flips because of course it does. A bike, a bad decision, and a quiet kid trying to "walk it off" turns into a very real broken arm and a long night at the hospital. Baseball season? Done. Pain tolerance? Questionable. Little boy logic? Still undefeated. 🔥 Here's what we talked about in this episode… Coke vs Pepsi debate (and why Coke Zero wins by a mile) Restaurant talk: Bubba's 33 and the "too big menu" problem The cheesecake saga: from total disaster to redemption bake Accidentally pouring water into a cheesecake (yes, really) 🤦‍♂️ Ranking the final cheesecake (and eating way too much of it) Roasting peanuts and questionable "baby peanut" quality control Kids doing dumb bike tricks that end badly Broken arm story: hiding the pain until it's obvious ER visit, X-rays, and baseball season officially over Why boys never grow out of doing stupid things Join us for another rollercoaster ride in today's episode. Let's jump in and get started!

You ever read something and go, "Wait… did that really just happen back-to-back?" Yeah. That's how this one starts. One minute it's all faith, tradition, and sincerity… next minute it's full-on chaos with zero filter. No warm-up. No transition. Just straight into "what are we doing here?" energy. From there it somehow turns into a full-blown spiral; foreign policy takes, why trying to "fix" other countries never goes how people think, and the kind of real talk that usually only happens off-mic. Then out of nowhere, we're arguing about local politics, why nobody normal runs for office anymore, and how paying people pennies to run a city might actually explain everything 🤦‍♂️ And just when it feels like it can't get more random, we're in youth sports drama, parenting decisions that feel like political strategy, and the universal struggle of getting a kid out of bed without starting a war 😂 Toss in conspiracy-level debates about the moon, rockets, and whether we actually pulled off what we say we did… yeah, it goes there. Here's what we talked about in this episode… Trump's Easter posts and the shift from religious messaging to aggressive rhetoric Public reaction and debate around his communication style and leadership tone Iran conflict discussion, ceasefire doubts, and how their government structure works Skepticism around U.S. involvement overseas and "boots on the ground" conversations Local city politics, council dysfunction, and why qualified people avoid running Frustrations around low pay for public officials and recycled leadership Parenting realities, raising a 12-year-old and chaotic morning routines 😂 Youth baseball coaching, fairness vs. favoritism, and managing team dynamics Space talk: moon landing skepticism, Artemis mission, and conspiracy-style debates It's one of those conversations that starts in one place and refuses to stay there. Feels like sitting at a table where nobody's trying to sound smart, just honest… and occasionally way too honest.

Your AI has officially lost its mind and honestly, same. Keith's Claude started demanding screenshots and proof of completion mid-workflow like some kind of silicon micromanager, and Keith's response was to cuss at it until it backed down. Spoiler: it took three rounds. 🤦‍♂️  Meanwhile, Clay is out here ordering enchiladas at 10:50am like a man of culture while Keith ordered pancakes at the best Mexican spot in South Texas. We don't make the rules, but we will absolutely judge you for breaking them. Then there's the Alamo Drafthouse saga. Clay went. Clay suffered. Clay ate an entire pizza in the dark using his phone flashlight, couldn't get a Coke refill for 20 minutes, nearly fell asleep during a space movie his wife dragged him to. A wife, by the way, who thinks the moon landing was faked. 🔥 Keith went the very next night and had the time of his life. Same theater. Completely different human. This is either a Clay problem or a Keith problem, and both of them are convinced it's the other guy. Oh, and Keith's kids are out here throwing water bottles at each other's eyes, then following up with rocks; after being told specifically not to throw rocks. Gas is $5.29 a gallon, the AI is getting authoritarian, Iran blew up an Amazon server, and nobody; not the kids, not the AI, not Britain, is listening to anybody. 😂 Here's what we talked about in this episode… AJ's Cafe road trip and the great pancakes-vs-enchiladas debate An AI demanding proof of work and getting cussed into submission Kids weaponizing water bottles, rocks, and bicycles against each other Gas prices hitting different when you're watching the pump tick past $5 Trump, tariffs, and telling Britain to go get their own oil Iran attacking US infrastructure and how close things are getting The Alamo Drafthouse experience that divided a marriage A space movie one of them hated and the other secretly loved This is just a regular Tuesday for Clay and Keith, and it's way more entertaining than whatever else you had going on. Press play.

Why do the people in charge keep making things worse… and somehow it trickles all the way down to your chips and salsa? 🤦‍♂️ One minute you're talking about cities running out of water and businesses packing up and leaving… next thing you know your favorite restaurant quietly changes everything and expects you to just deal with it. This one goes everywhere, in the best way. Keith and Clay bounce from real-world chaos (water shortages, taxes, companies fleeing states) straight into the stuff that actually hits your day-to-day life. Like why a city can't get its act together before things break, or how leadership decisions somehow always end up costing you more. And just when it starts getting serious… they're arguing about unsalted chips, pizza standards, and whether spicy honey belongs anywhere near a slice 😂🔥 There's no clean agenda here, just two guys calling out the absurdity of it all. Big decisions, small annoyances, and the weird connection between them. Plus a few side quests into restaurant drama, burrito experiments, and a very unexpected Chuck Norris moment that derails everything in classic TexTenn fashion. What we get into this episode… Local water crisis and how poor planning is starting to hit everyday life Frustration with government decisions (taxes, policies, leadership contradictions) Businesses and wealthy individuals leaving states—and the ripple effects on jobs Restaurant changes (On The Border vs Pappas influence) and how "upgrades" don't always feel like upgrades Strong opinions on food: pizza standards, burritos, tortillas, and spicy honey debates 😂 The tension between big-world issues and small, relatable annoyances Random but classic TexTenn moments (guest drama, Chuck Norris news, everyday chaos) You'll laugh, you'll get annoyed, and you'll probably think about your own city, your own favorite spot, and how fast things change when someone "in charge" decides to fix something that wasn't broken.

You ever live somewhere that should have something figured out… and it just doesn't? Yeah? Try living on the ocean and still not being able to solve a water problem 🤦‍♂️. That's where this whole conversation goes… but not before detouring through backyard jumps, broken RC cars, and a full-blown investigation into who's been gatekeeping pool party invites 😂. What starts as petty (and very real) "why wasn't I invited?" energy somehow spirals into a brutally honest rant about a city that might actually be heading toward a water crisis. Millions spent, years wasted, and somehow everyone's pointing fingers while the problem gets worse 🔥. It's funny until it's not… because now you're talking about water bills going up, tourism drying up, and people literally not being able to afford basic stuff like showers and laundry. Yeah, it escalates fast. Then, because this is TexTenn, the conversation swerves again; daylight savings gets roasted, war footage gets questioned, and suddenly it's "how do we have $100M jets but grainy videos?" energy. It's chaotic, it's real, and it's exactly how these conversations actually happen when you're just sitting around with someone you know. What we get into this episode… RC car jump gone wrong → suspected broken differential Daylight Savings frustration and why it still exists Pool party "non-invite" turns into gatekeeping callout 😂 Realization: anyone could've been invited all along Corpus Christi water crisis and failed desal project $50M spent with no progress → project reset Rising water costs vs people's ability to afford it Potential curtailment and running low on water supply Impact on tourism, local economy, and housing values Risk of losing major infrastructure (naval base concerns) Frustration with city leadership and decision-making Bigger theme: decades of ignoring critical infrastructure War discussion → confusion around goals and outcomes Grainy military footage vs high-tech expectations AI tools comparison + getting "timed out" by Claude 🤦‍♂️ Pull up a chair 'cause this one feels like you're right there in the middle of it.

We were promised flying cars by now… and instead we've got AI writing code, $4 diesel, and kids running 3D-printing businesses out of their bedrooms. Something about that math feels off. 🤦‍♂️ Keith and Clay bounce from futuristic tech to old-school chaos in the way only TexTenn can. One minute they're talking about AI evolving so fast it's basically coding its own upgrades. The next minute they're debating why Back to the Future lied to us about hoverboards, why every kid today has a name like Bird or Braylon, and how a middle schooler casually making $1,200 selling 3D-printed parts is apparently normal now. Meanwhile Clay's out here trying to imagine autonomous trucks squeezing trailers through tight gates while Keith just wants someone, anyone, to finally invent a flying car already. 😂 Throw in RC cars hitting 56 mph, weird political moments, Alaska float plane stories that feel like riding in your granddad's pickup… and the whole conversation goes exactly where you'd expect: everywhere. 🔥 What we get into this episode… Rapid advances in AI and self-coding technology Autonomous vehicles and the future of driverless trucks The disappointment of still not having flying cars or hoverboards Graham's 3D-printing side business and early entrepreneurship High-speed RC cars and modern hobby tech Political news and Trump's visit to Corpus Christi Iran conflict and the impact on gas prices Story about flying in an old Alaska float plane Generational shift in popular baby names Childhood nicknames and growing up with unusual names Fair warning: this conversation goes off the rails fast. So buckle up and let's get started!

Tariffs are confusing. Trade policy is messy. And somehow it all ends with enchiladas, Olympic curling, and RFK looking absolutely shredded at 70. Welcome to the group chat you didn't know you needed 😂 This one starts with tea refills and small-town lunch spots, then swerves straight into tariffs, Supreme Court decisions, and what happens when one policy move bumps the price of tractors, apparel, and everything in between. There's real talk about small business stress, inventory showing up that nobody ordered, and the chaos of trying to plan when global trade feels like a coin flip. Then it spirals in the best way; into Senate primaries, insider trading accusations, Robert Duvall movie rankings, Moneyball vs. Gladiator debates, aging bodies in walking boots 🤦‍♂️, and whether 315 on the bench press is even humanly possible. It's half economics, half locker room, and all unfiltered. What we get into in this episode… Tariffs, the Supreme Court ruling, and presidential power How trade policy and price increases affect small businesses Texas Senate primary debate and frustrations with political candidates Water shortages and creative solutions (wells, drought reality) Aging, injuries, and trying to stay active anyway Pull up a chair. Grab a glass of unsweet tea (with lemon, obviously). The circle's already talking, and it's way more fun when you're in it 🔥  

Some weeks start normal… then suddenly you're debating spies, celebrities, and whether anything in the news actually makes sense anymore. One minute it's Epstein conspiracy chatter, the next it's "wait… why were there cameras everywhere?" and yeah, that rabbit hole gets weird fast. 😂   The convo spirals the way real hangouts do: award-show hot takes, famous people getting sympathy while everyday folks barely get noticed, and the chaotic logic behind internet outrage. Throw in food paranoia, cancer worries, and a few "how did we even get here?" laughs 🤦‍♂️🔥… messy, honest, zero filter. Then it flips nostalgic: growing up wild on bikes, kids today living safer but somehow softer, and the weird realization that adulthood mostly means asking bigger questions without better answers. Pull up a chair,  this one feels like sitting in on the kind of conversation people keep having long after the microphones should've been off. Here's what we talked about in this episode… Epstein spy theory talk, blackmail cameras, and elite power speculation   Politics, aging leaders, and frustration with tech-out-of-touch lawmakers   Celebrity news vs everyday tragedies (kidnappings, illness, GoFundMe culture)   Award shows, celebrity activism, and public hypocrisy debates   Health concerns tied to modern food ingredients and cancer fears   Parenting realities, kids' gratitude struggles, and side-hustle talk (3D printing, small business ideas)   Childhood nostalgia: bikes, risk-taking, and "freedom vs safety" parenting shifts   Media trust, conspiracy chatter, and general "everything feels sketchy" cultural mood  

How does a simple wardrobe mishap turn into a full-blown Super Bowl debate, parenting rant, and movie theater therapy session? That's the energy here 😂 One minute it's halftime show drama, next minute it's public etiquette, screaming kids, and cheesecake opinions nobody planned on sharing. Keith and Clay bounce between NFL culture talk, country music getting overlooked, awkward restaurant moments, packed theaters with terrible seats, and the kind of everyday annoyances everyone recognizes 🤦‍♂️ It's unfiltered, funny, and exactly how real conversations actually unfold when nobody's trying to keep things tidy. Here's what we talked about in this episode… Wardrobe malfunction "nipplegate" and chaotic pre-show banter Super Bowl halftime show debate: country music absence & NFL audience strategy Alternate halftime protest broadcast and NFL culture commentary New England game reactions, football squares, and gambling talk Bill Belichick Hall of Fame snub and Patriots legacy discussion Birthday hunting memory + family Facebook teasing story Packed movie theater experience and terrible front-row seating Public etiquette: headphones in restaurants and social awkwardness Parenting frustrations: disruptive kids in public spaces Fitness gadget talk (vibration plate) and everyday lifestyle chatter Cheesecake challenge, food preferences, and casual life updates Grab a drink, settle in, and hang out for a bit 🎙️ This one feels less like a show and more like sitting at the table while the conversation spirals in the best way.  

The kids are running the house. The adults are breaking equipment and trying to pretend everything is fine. 😂 It starts with a workout gadget getting wrecked and somehow turns into a negotiation with a 12-year-old over five bucks.  The conversation jumps from busted vibration plates to kids wanting to get paid for social videos 🤦‍♂️ AI starts talking like a teenager, 3D printers quietly turn into businesses, and parents are left doing math they didn't plan on doing. Everyone's laughing, nobody's fully in control, and technology keeps moving whether anyone's ready or not 🔥 Here's what we talked about in this episode… Breaking fitness equipment by pushing it a little too far Kids negotiating pay and learning leverage way earlier than expected Side hustles turning real through 3D printing and online sales AI tools developing personalities and blurring what feels "real" Parenting while technology quietly takes over the house Food experiments, clean eating, and ambitious baking plans Laughing through the chaos instead of pretending to have control Hit play and listen like you're already part of the conversation. This is one of those talks that makes more sense once you hear it unfold.  

Why do the smallest things set us off… while the big, uncomfortable stuff barely gets a shrug? 🤦‍♂️ If you've ever felt irrationally angry over something trivial (like being handed the wrong kind of tea 😤) but completely numb to nonstop breaking news, congratulations! You're going to feel very seen. This conversation bounces between everyday frustrations, cultural absurdities, and the weird way outrage works now 😂 From petty annoyances that ruin your day to massive world events that somehow fade into background noise, the guys riff on why we fixate on nonsense, what we ignore on purpose, and how the news cycle turns everything into a five-alarm fire 🔥 even when it probably shouldn't be. It's honest, funny, a little chaotic, and full of those "wait… yeah, that's actually true" moments 😅 Here's what we talked about in this episode… The unspoken rules of sweet tea vs. unsweet tea (and why messing it up feels personal 😤) Why tiny inconveniences spark bigger reactions than real global issues How the 24/7 news cycle trains us to panic, tune out, or both 🤷‍♂️ When outrage becomes selective—and strangely exhausting Growing up, gaining perspective, and realizing everything felt bigger back then Parenting, grit, and learning to do the things you don't want to do 😬 Laughing at the chaos while still trying to make sense of it all Pull up a chair, jump into the back-and-forth, and hang out for a bit 🎙️ No hot takes for the sake of hot takes; just real talk, side comments, and the kind of conversation that feels like it started before you hit play and will probably keep going after you stop listening.  

College football went pay-to-play… and yeah, there's probably no putting that toothpaste back in the tube. 💸🏈 One minute you're talking about rivalries and tradition, the next you're asking how a quarterback costs more than an entire athletic department used to. This one feels like sitting around with friends saying, "Okay… but seriously, what are we doing now?" 😅 Keith and Clay bounce through the chaos of NIL money, the transfer portal turning college football into free agency, and why the whole thing suddenly feels a lot less college than it used to. There's plenty of side commentary along the way: donor burnout, loyalty disappearing overnight, coaches hopping jobs, and that nagging feeling that fans are being asked to fund something they no longer recognize. 🤦‍♂️🔥 It's honest, a little unfiltered, and very "are we just getting old, or is this actually insane?" If you've ever loved college football, complained about it, or argued about it with someone at a bar or on the couch, this conversation will feel familiar. 🎙️😂 Pull up a chair, laugh with us, disagree with us if you want, it's one of those episodes that feels less like a show and more like hanging out and talking sports the way people actually do. What we talked about in this episode… 💸 How college football quietly turned into pay-to-play… and nobody's pretending anymore 🔄 The transfer portal making college sports feel like pro free agency (minus the contracts) 🤦‍♂️ Why fans are being asked to donate like boosters just to stay competitive 🏦 What happens when billionaires start deciding who actually wins games 📉 The slow death of loyalty, tradition, and "build the program" thinking 🧢 Why a salary cap might be the only way this whole thing doesn't implode  

What happens when AI needs more power than we can even make? 😅 That question alone sends Keith and Clay down one of their most chaotic, honest, and surprisingly deep rabbit holes yet, and somehow it all starts with Christmas break, a sick couch, and an 11-year-old running a 3D-printing business like a tiny CEO 🎄🖨️ From there, the conversation takes a wild turn into China, AI, energy, and why the future might be decided by who can keep the lights on 🔥⚡ They riff on everything from five-year plans and coal plants to microchips, manufacturing, and why the U.S. feels slower and more tangled up than ever. It's big-picture stuff, but told the way two friends would actually talk about it with jokes, side comments, and plenty of "wait… what?" moments 😂 Of course, it wouldn't be TexTenn without detours. There's nostalgia, broken amusement park rides, Netflix games, world news that makes you shake your head 🤦‍♂️, and the kind of banter that feels like you're sitting in the room with them instead of just listening through headphones 🎙️ If you like conversations that bounce from funny to serious to "did we really just go there?" and back again, this one's got that vibe 😎 Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and hang out with Keith and Clay for a bit, it's the kind of talk that starts casual and ends up way more interesting than you expected. What we get into this episode… Keith fighting off the post-holiday plague but still showing up 😷 Clay and Keith catching up after Christmas + New Year chaos An 11-year-old running a legit 3D-printing side hustle 🖨️ Etsy sales, nostalgia products, and learning real business way too early Why Six Flags is a disaster now and theme parks just aren't the same 🎢 A crazy story about fake daycare scams and government money Venezuela, oil, and why world politics feels like a chess match 🌍 China's long-term plans and how they actually think ahead The AI arms race and why electricity might decide who wins ⚡ Coal, nuclear, and why the U.S. moves slower than everyone else Russia, Ukraine, and what war really costs Immigration, culture shifts, and uncomfortable future questions  

Have you ever watched a gift land so badly the whole room went silent? 😅 Yeah… that kind of episode. This one feels like sitting at the table after dinner when nobody's in a rush to leave and the stories just keep getting better. Keith and Clay bounce from accidentally awful Christmas gifts 🎁 to the exact moment kids figure out Santa isn't real 🤦‍♂️ and how there's absolutely no graceful way to handle that conversation. It's honest, funny, and full of those "oh no… I've been there" moments 😂. Somehow the conversation spirals (naturally) into 3D printing side hustles, kids out-hustling adults, AI being named like a coworker, and the realization that technology is moving faster than anyone feels comfortable admitting 🔥. Toss in a little sports talk, holiday chaos, and questionable parenting decisions, and you've got pure TexTenn energy. If you like episodes that feel less like a show and more like hanging out with friends who overshare just enough 🎙️ this one's for you. Pull up a chair, laugh along, and feel free to yell "same" at your speaker more than once.  

Ever answer a random phone call and accidentally fall into a full-blown conversation you didn't plan for? 😂 That's exactly the kind of episode this is. Loose, honest, a little chaotic, and very much "how did we even get here?" energy from the jump. Keith and Clay kick things off with everyday annoyances (like broken ACs and automatic paper towel dispensers 🤦‍♂️), then somehow land in the middle of a political poll phone call that turns way more entertaining than it has any right to be. There's commentary, confusion, laughter, and that moment where you realize the person on the other end of the line is just trying to survive their shift too 😅. From losing keys in a truck for an hour (while trying to sound professional on a sales call 🔑🔥), to parenting moments that turn into accidental lessons on entrepreneurship, this episode feels like two friends catching up and letting the conversation go wherever it wants. No scripts. No polish. Just stories that spiral in the most relatable way possible. Pull up a chair, laugh along, and hang out for a bit 🎙️ It's the kind of conversation that feels familiar, slightly unhinged, and way too easy to get pulled into once it starts.  

How do holiday traditions, family moments, and real-life challenges shape the way we see the world today? 🎄 This week on the TexTenn Podcast, Keith and Clay welcome back their most frequent guest, Trace, for an episode that blends warm holiday stories with honest conversations about the realities of modern life in South Texas. The trio jumps right into Thanksgiving weekend; from 3 A.M. turkey frying to fishing trips, music-filled family gatherings, and Christmas tree traditions that are quickly getting out of hand. 🦃🎶 It's the kind of storytelling that feels like sitting around with friends after a long holiday weekend, laughing at the chaos and appreciating the moments that matter. But the conversation doesn't stay light for long. The three dive into parenting, the frustrations of today's school system, and whether college still prepares young adults for the real world. They share candid thoughts on what kids are learning (and not learning), the impact of AI on education, and the growing gap between classroom theory and real-life skills. 📚✨ The episode also takes on a distinctly South Texas tone as the group tackles local issues, including the ongoing water situation in Corpus Christi and the city decisions that have people fired up. Mix in a little football talk, a few strong opinions, and plenty of humor, and you've got a thoughtful, engaging conversation that captures the heart of life in Texas. 🇨🇱💬  

🎄 How do you know the holidays have officially arrived? For Keith and Clay, it starts with overflowing Thanksgiving plates, an army of Christmas trees, and the return of college football chaos. In this week's episode, the guys catch up after the holiday break and dive right into family stories, travel updates, and the traditions that make this season their favorite. 🦃 They swap Thanksgiving highlights, from marathon cooking sessions to Clay's beef tenderloin experiment and Keith's wife collecting vintage ceramic Christmas trees, now totaling more than a dozen. The conversation quickly shifts into holiday decorating styles (or lack thereof), and the hilarious contrast between Keith's fully decked-out home and Clay's minimalist "lights on a plant" setup. 🏈 Of course, it wouldn't be TexTenn without a spirited detour into college football. The two break down the latest drama; from rivalry wins to playoff frustrations to Lane Kiffin's controversial move and share the kind of unfiltered, emotional reactions only true fans can deliver. A memorable bar story involving an overly confident LSU fan adds fuel to the fire. 🎅 The episode wraps with lighthearted talk about gift-giving, Christmas shopping stress, cheesecake mishaps, and their ongoing hunt for the next guest. It's a warm, funny, holiday-season episode filled with real-life moments, sports debates, and the familiar TexTenn charm.

How far would you go to cheer on your kid's team? Even if it meant embarrassing them in the process? In this week's TexTenn episode, Keith shares the hilarious story of showing up to his daughter's soccer tournament in a full inflatable turkey costume, only to discover that the one person who didn't find it funny… was his daughter. What started as a fun idea quickly turned into a viral moment, rain delays included. 🦃⚽️  The Thanksgiving spirit continues as Keith and Clay dive into holiday plans, cooking strategies, and why spatchcocking a turkey has become a game-changing tradition in the Heavilin household. From ChatGPT-powered recipe planning to kitchen mishaps from previous years, the guys compare notes on how they prepare for the biggest food week of the year. 🍗✨  Of course, no TexTenn episode is complete without a few detours, this time covering everything from driving habits and bathroom sensor frustrations to college football, NIL madness, and political hot takes that swing from surprising to sharply funny. Clay even suffers through a live tech meltdown when his screen suddenly goes completely black, adding to the chaotic charm of the conversation. 💻🔥  It's a light, laughter-filled episode that blends real-life parenting, holiday chaos, sports rants, and everyday annoyances in the most TexTenn way possible. Whether you're coaching from the sidelines, prepping your Thanksgiving menu, or just here for the laughs, this one's guaranteed to feel relatable and entertaining. 🎧🤝  

Have you ever met someone who claims to be a left-handed driver? Clay has and it sends him and Keith into one of the funniest debates they've had in weeks. From a FedEx encounter gone sideways to questioning whether "left-handed driving" is even real, the episode kicks off with pure TexTenn chaos and laughter.  Things take a more serious turn when the conversation shifts into America's health insurance system. Clay and Keith break down why choosing a plan feels impossible, why premiums make no sense, and why the system seems set up to fail the people who actually pay into it. Their candid stories; from outrageous deductibles to real-life experiences with Obamacare, paint a picture many Americans will instantly relate to.  But of course, it wouldn't be TexTenn without a classic rant. This time, Keith unloads on the world's most annoying public bathroom features: paper towel dispensers that give you three useless inches, sensors that never work, and restrooms so bad they become instant no-go zones. It's relatable, ridiculous, and guaranteed to make you laugh. 🚽😅  From family stories to sports talk to accidental political commentary, this episode delivers the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and everyday life frustrations. Tune in for laughs, real conversations, and the kind of storytelling only Keith and Clay can pull off. 🎙️🔥  

🎄 Ever gone all-in on Christmas decorating? Only to end up limping away from it? In this episode of TexTenn, Keith shares how prepping for the holidays led to a painful (and slightly hilarious) knee injury while hauling nine full-sized Christmas trees out of the attic. Clay can't help but laugh along as they talk about the chaos of early Christmas setups, the aches of getting older, and how festive ambition sometimes comes with bruises. 🏈 From there, the conversation turns to college football, Tennessee's struggles, Texas' close calls, and that viral moment involving an Oklahoma kicker's very questionable shorts. The two swap stories and good-natured trash talk about their teams while keeping the humor alive. 🕰️ They also dive into daylight saving time frustrations, wonder why we still bother changing clocks, and joke about how time zones make everyday life confusing. Plus, Keith's kids get a shoutout for their 3D printing projects, including a Toothless dragon that's winning fans at school. 🏬 Wrapping things up, Clay introduces Keith to Scheels; the "superstore of all superstores," before the pair touch briefly on politics, small-town life, and why there's always room for a good laugh, even when your knee is giving out.

Ever been schooled on tech by your own mom? 🤔 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay kick things off with laughter and a little humility as they talk about the moment Keith's mom showed him an iPhone feature he didn't even know existed. From iPhone "send later" tricks to CarPlay resets, the guys share a few tech discoveries that might just save you from your next gadget headache. 📱💡 Of course, it wouldn't be TexTenn without some good old-fashioned football talk. 🏈 The conversation quickly turns to the latest in college football, from Texas and Mississippi State's nail-biters to LSU's coaching shake-ups and fan chaos in the stands. Between game recaps and wild predictions, there's plenty of friendly banter, laughter, and a few eye-roll-worthy hot takes. As the episode rolls on, Keith and Clay dive into midlife fitness, knees that pop for no reason, and the home workout machine that's changing how they stay active; the Tonal. 💪 They also swap stories about Halloween traditions on the island, parenting moments, and why cookies and ice cream are the ultimate recovery food. 🍪🎃 It's a mix of football, tech talk, and real-life humor, the kind of episode that feels like catching up with old friends over coffee. Grab your earbuds and tune in for another fun, fast-paced, and completely unfiltered conversation on TexTenn! 🎧  

Some stories start with good intentions… and end with cigars, chaos, and a few questionable choices. 😅 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay swap tales of football frustrations, dad-life misadventures, and moments that didn't quite go as planned. From a middle school "business mogul" getting his 3D-printed fidgets confiscated to a legendary cigar story that went horribly wrong, it's one laugh after another. 😂 Between all the laughter, the duo dives into college football highs and lows: Tennessee heartbreaks, Vanderbilt surprises, and coaching moves that make absolutely no sense. 🏈 They even manage to fit in some real talk about parenting, politics, and why Keith saying "I don't drink" always seems to confuse people. It's the kind of conversation that starts light and ends somewhere completely unexpected; with humor, honesty, and a whole lot of Southern charm. 🤠💬 So sit back, light up (or maybe don't), and join Keith and Clay as they navigate life's little disasters one laugh at a time. 🎧  

What do football rivalries, 3D printers, and a looming Texas water crisis have in common? 🤔 Absolutely nothing! Unless you're hanging out with Keith and Clay on TexTenn! In this episode, the guys bounce from Saturday game-day highs and heartbreaks to small-town laughs and local frustrations; all with that signature TexTenn mix of wit, honesty, and Southern humor. 🏈💬 From the excitement of gifting a kid his first 3D printer 🖨️ to realizing Corpus Christi might actually run out of water 💧, this episode swings between the hilarious and the serious. Keith dives into the city's $50 million desalination plant debacle, while Clay tries to wrap his head around how 3D printing works and somehow ends up talking about cows eating sheep. 🐄😅 Of course, no TexTenn episode is complete without a little friendly trash talk about football, dad jokes from the Diamond B Tractors showroom, and a few unexpected life lessons along the way. Whether you're here for laughs, local insight, or just to hear two buddies figure out life one story at a time, you're in the right place. 🤠🎙️ So grab your sweet tea, settle in, and join the conversation because only on TexTenn can a discussion about football turn into a full-blown debate about desalination, diesel mishaps, and fainting goats. 🐐🔥  

How far can passion and persistence take you even when life throws unexpected challenges your way? 💪 In this inspiring episode of the TexTenn Podcast, hosts Clay Blair and Keith Heavilin sit down with Randi Hamlyn, founder of Indigo Lane, to talk about how a simple leather tote bag turned into a thriving Texas-made brand loved by customers across multiple states. Randi opens up about her journey from sewing in her laundry room while homeschooling her kids 👩‍👧‍👦 to running a full-fledged leather goods business in Sinton, Texas, where customers can watch her team handcraft every bag right in front of them. She shares how her upbringing, her husband's support, and her late father-in-law's influence shaped her creative path. You'll hear how she learned to run a business with zero experience, the story behind Indigo Lane's charming "from our farm to your arm" idea 👜, and how community and faith helped her turn a hobby into a purpose-driven brand. The conversation also dives into family life, parenting humor, and even a few hilarious confessions, including Clay's long-held secret about a speeding ticket from decades ago 🚗😄. Between heartfelt insights and plenty of laughs, this episode captures the real spirit of small-town grit, entrepreneurship, and friendship. Whether you're an aspiring business owner, a creative dreamer, or someone who loves stories of resilience and real connection, this episode will remind you that great things often start small, sometimes right at your own kitchen table. 🌟  

Is common sense making a comeback? 🤔 In this week's episode, Clay and Keith dive into one of their most candid conversations yet. From football fields and family moments to the bigger questions shaping American culture today. 🇺🇸 They kick things off with laughs over the Tennessee vs. Mississippi State game and a little Cubs baseball pride, but things quickly turn deeper as they discuss Pete Hegseth's fiery speech to U.S. military leaders and what it really means to bring strength and discipline back to America's armed forces. 💪 From there, the guys talk about the recent Netflix controversy; questioning why children's shows are starting conversations about gender and sexuality, and why parents are right to draw the line. They also reflect on the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination and how one man's courage to speak up continues to inspire faith-driven conviction across the country. 🙏 Of course, it wouldn't be a TexTenn episode without humor... there's plenty of laughter about Taylor Swift, parenting moments, livestock auctions, and even a sheep-farming scheme gone sideways. 🐑 Through it all, Clay and Keith remind us that life's not just about headlines: it's about faith, family, and having the courage to stand for what's right. ❤️  

🎙️ What happens when SEC football, national headlines, and real-life stories collide? In this week's episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into everything from Tennessee's football schedule and Lane Kiffin drama to surprising news about Tylenol studies and the powerful message from Charlie Kirk's memorial service. 🏈 The guys kick things off with their usual back-and-forth on college football, debating Tennessee's rivals, questioning the fairness of SEC scheduling, and of course, sharing strong opinions on Lane Kiffin's controversial coaching career. Whether you're a die-hard SEC fan or just love hearing passionate sports talk, this segment brings plenty of fire and laughs. 💊 The conversation then shifts to a serious topic making headlines: claims that Tylenol use during pregnancy may be linked to autism. Keith and Clay react to the controversy, social media stunts, and why some people seem willing to risk everything just to make a point. Their honest takes cut through the noise and highlight what really matters when it comes to health and family. 🙏 Finally, the episode closes on a heartfelt note with reflections on the Charlie Kirk memorial. The discussion touches on faith, forgiveness, and how one man's life continues to inspire people, including Keith's own son. It's a reminder that even in a world full of division, there's hope and meaning to be found in community and belief.  

What does it mean to carry forward someone's legacy after they're gone? 🇺🇸 Clay and Keith open this week's episode reflecting on the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination and the impact he left behind. From thousands of students stepping up to start new chapters to people being inspired to return to church, they share how his influence continues to ripple through communities and families across the country. From there, the conversation takes a lighter turn into college football. 🏈 Keith breaks down Tennessee's tough loss to Georgia and the promise of their wide receivers, while Clay offers his take on Arch Manning and Texas' upcoming matchups. The guys share their usual mix of honesty and humor, keeping the sports talk real and relatable. Family life and local news aren't far behind. Keith reveals his son's entrepreneurial "Stickergate 2.0" sticker-selling hustle at school 💵, while Clay talks about the challenges facing Corpus Christi's iconic One Shoreline Plaza building. They also dive into Texas' growing drought concerns 🌵, upcoming hunting trips, and the never-ending debate over seatbelts and safety alarms in modern trucks. As always, TexTenn blends heartfelt reflection with everyday stories from Texas and Tennessee. Whether you're here for faith, football, or just a good laugh, this episode has a little something for everyone. 🎙️  

We've never done an episode like this. This was one of the hardest episodes we've ever recorded. We honestly didn't know if we should have even recorded it. But this one really hit us hard. Last week, Charlie Kirk was assassinated at a public event that happened in Utah. It was supposed to be an open for all public dialogue where people are allowed to ask questions, to speak what's on their mind. And if you're following Charlie Kirk, you'd understand how respectful and open he was. People called him names: f*scist, r*cist, h*moph*be; but if you watched him, you saw he let anyone step up, ask anything, and he answered with patience and conviction, always tying it back to his faith. For us, this isn't just news you scroll past. It's personal. As dads, we had to look at our kids and try to explain why someone could lose their life for speaking truth and living out their beliefs. That's not something we ever thought we'd have to do. The Charlie Kirk legacy means something to us, and it matters that we talk about it. You'll hear it in this episode. There were a lot of pauses where we just didn't know what to say. We're sad, we're mad, we're frustrated, and honestly we're scared about what this means for our country. But we also believe the Charlie Kirk legacy is more than one man's death. It's courage, it's conviction, it's standing up when the world tries to silence you. We don't have neat answers or polished thoughts here. This episode is just us, grieving, wrestling with what happened, and trying to make sense of it out loud. But one thing remains certain, the Charlie Kirk legacy isn't gone, and we believe it calls us to keep going, keep speaking, and keep the faith, no matter how hard it gets.  

What kind of world are we living in where a simple video game can open the door to something much darker? In this episode, Keith and Clay dive into the unsettling reality of online gaming, parenting challenges, and how technology has reshaped childhood. From Roblox to real-life dangers, they ask tough questions that every parent should be thinking about. 👀🎮 But this isn't just about gaming. Along the way, the conversation twists through politics, parenting teenagers, and even a hilarious story about a rodeo horse named Flower and an Oldsmobile pulling a trailer. You'll laugh, you'll shake your head, and you might even rethink the way you approach certain parts of everyday life. 🐴😂 To top it off, a special guest joins the conversation mid-episode, Clay's older brother. His stories about rodeo beginnings, skiing wipeouts, and even why he became an attorney bring a fresh perspective and plenty of laughs. It's a family reunion filled with real talk, wild stories, and the kind of brotherly banter you don't want to miss. 🏔️⚖️ Stick around until the end, because even after all the laughs and life lessons, the guys admit, there are still plenty of stories left untold. And you'll definitely want to be here when they come back for more. 😉  

What a weekend! 🏈 The first games of the season are in the books, and college football week one gave fans plenty to cheer, debate, and laugh about. From unexpected losses to big wins, the stage is already set for a season full of twists and turns. Clay and Keith break down the drama, starting with the Texas Longhorns' rough night against Ohio State and Arch Manning's bumpy debut. They also share their thoughts on the Tennessee Vols' performance, the playful "real UT vs. fake UT" rivalry, and why South Carolina's ranking feels a little too generous. 🔥 The guys also dive into bigger storylines off the field, from Nico Iamaleava's NIL gamble that backfired at UCLA to Bill Belichick's surprising (and disastrous) start at UNC. And of course, they couldn't resist talking about Alabama's shocking loss and what it might mean for their dynasty. If you love football banter, rival jokes, and bold takes, this episode is for you. 🎙️ Settle in as Clay and Keith give their honest reactions to week one and what's coming next in a season that's already shaping up to be wild. 🚀  

✈️ What's worse than a long flight? A long flight that turns into four planes, five airports, and endless delays. In this week's TexTenn episode, Keith relives his nightmare trip with American Airlines; from missed connections to malfunctioning brakes, and why he might just stick with Southwest next time. But travel woes aren't the only disasters on the table. 🪑 Clay and Keith dive into Cracker Barrel's logo rebrand meltdown, a fiasco so bad it was reversed in just 72 hours. What happens when a company completely forgets its audience? Spoiler: billions lost, brand loyalty shaken, and plenty of laughs for everyone watching from the sidelines. Of course, it wouldn't be TexTenn without some sports talk. 🏈 The guys weigh in on college football, NIL deals, and whether Arch Manning could change the game forever. Along the way, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce even make an appearance in the conversation with jokes about breakup albums, prenups, and whether love is good for her music career. And if that's not enough chaos, Clay introduces his new pickleball paddle, proudly named Laser Rifle, while Keith questions the sanity of naming sports gear. 🎾 Add in ping pong battles, fitness challenges, and their usual banter, and you've got an episode packed with laughs, hot takes, and a little friendly trash talk.  

✈️ Ever had one of those airport moments where TSA seems more interested in flexing their power than helping you get on your flight? Keith sure has and in this episode, he shares his unforgettable run-ins with airport security, including the time he tried to use his concealed carry permit as an ID. From baggage fees to first-class upgrades that cost less than coach, this episode dives headfirst into the frustrations (and absurdities) of modern air travel. 🎾 But it's not all airport drama. Clay and Keith also swap stories about their latest pickleball obsession, the quest for the perfect paddle, and how the rules still don't make much sense. Sports make another appearance with Keith's kids, from sore legs after agility training to basketball teams that are "too good" for their league. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Of course, no TexTenn episode is complete without family banter. You'll hear about the new Thanksgiving "rule" that requires text replies within ten minutes or risk losing your seat at dinner. Plus, a few laughs (and awkward moments) about pool parties, invites, and even convenience store bathrooms. 📚 And somewhere in between, there's talk about college students using ChatGPT, why professors are behind the times, and even a little SEC football banter. It's an episode full of travel rants, sports laughs, and plenty of TexTenn storytelling you won't want to miss.  

What's harder: winning at pickleball or figuring out why a paddle costs $250? 🏓 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into their latest matches, from Blair's never-ending battle to keep the ball in bounds to the discovery that pickleball gear might be more expensive than their first cars. And yes, they still can't agree if it's the paddle or the player that's the real problem. The conversation bounces from court to court as Keith debates whether playing in the coaches' basketball game is a bold challenge or a guaranteed gas-out. 🏀 Clay makes the case for indoor sports in South Texas' sweltering heat, while both swap stories about kids' sports, running stats, and the undeniable truth that your partner always runs more when you're the weak link. Things take a political turn as they discuss the curious case of former Corpus Christi Mayor Dan McQueen, his 37-day stint in office, his self-published book, and his potential run against Michael Cloud. 🗳 Naturally, this spirals into imagining what a Clay Blair campaign would look like… and whether it would be more comedy show than campaign trail. From overpriced paddles to political punchlines, this episode serves up TexTenn's signature mix of friendly jabs, local color, and unexpected detours you'll be laughing about long after the final point. 🎙🔥  

Ever swung a knife at a fly and ended up in a workman's comp conversation? 🪰🔪 In this episode of TexTenn, Clay Blair recounts the hilariously painful story of how a rogue insect, a hamburger, and a kitchen knife collided to create one of the most chaotic lunch breaks imaginable. Keith and Clay also dive into updates on family, sports, and their latest adventures; from Clay's finger injury and his niece hierarchy, to Savannah Banana baseball camp and Coach Rack's now-infamous CNN faceplant. 🏀⚾ Yes, there's a lot of laughter, but also a surprising amount of heart as they talk about parenting, mental health, and moments that matter. Tune in for rants about Patrick Mahomes, defensive basketball elbows, bad brothers clubs, childhood fork fights, and why Keith's daughter being "too aggressive" on the court is the biggest win of all. 😂🙌 You never know where this episode is going but one thing's for sure: it's one wild, hilarious ride you won't want to miss.

What happens when your kids are more competitive than prepared? 😅 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into the chaotic world of coaching youth sports, where emotions run high and the vertical jumps are… embarrassingly low. Keith shares his experience coaching his daughter Annabelle's basketball team; complete with hot gyms, missing players, and a halftime speech for the ages. 🏀 Meanwhile, Clay relates with tales of horseback riding drama and daughters who definitely don't take failure lightly. From learning how to lose to figuring out how to jump more than three inches off the ground, this one's full of parenting wins, losses, and hilarious side comments. They also touch on a few hot topics; from Coldplay's infamous kiss cam moment 💋 to renaming controversies around sports teams and military forts. And of course, Keith takes a few jabs at Clay's AM radio habits while gearing up for a sweaty weekend in Houston at baseball camp. 🧢🔥 It's everything you didn't know you needed in a conversation; funny, relatable, and real. Whether you're a parent, coach, or just someone trying to survive the summer, this episode's got a little something for everyone.  

Ever spent $450 just to wait in line all day at a theme park? Or staged a fake silent treatment just to mess with your coworkers? In this episode, Clay and Keith return after a summer full of chaos, laughs, and a little bit of jet lag. From Florida to Tennessee and everywhere in between, they're catching up on all the wild stories that piled up during their time off. Clay recounts his whirlwind trip to Universal Studios, the sticker shock of Fast Passes, and how his daughter dragged him across the park from sunrise to sundown. Meanwhile, Keith kept things grounded with some good ol' water skiing—plus a fishing story that nearly ended in a walk home over one very oversized redfish. There's also a heartfelt (and hilarious) tale of a prank involving beloved vendor Scott King that left everyone scratching their heads and Kate ready to throw something. The guys also dive into recent headlines, including questions around the Epstein file, U.S. military moves abroad, and the mysterious world of auto-pen pardons. If you've missed their banter, off-the-cuff insights, and total refusal to stay on topic, this is the comeback episode you don't want to miss. So grab your headphones, skip the Fast Pass line, and catch up with Clay and Keith as they serve up laughs, news, and the kind of storytelling only TexTenn can deliver. 🎧🇺🇸  

What do you do when your kid gets handed a fourth-place medal? If you're Keith's son, you toss it straight in the trash. In this week's episode, we talk about raising kids who can win with grace—and lose with even more of it. From hilarious sports stories to hard parenting truths, we cover the stuff that happens when you're trying to raise future adults… not trophy collectors. 💬 Keith and Clay go back and forth about childhood sports, including Annabelle mopping the floor with boys at basketball camp 🏀 and Graham's venture into agility training 💪. We also get into why Keith thinks participation trophies should be illegal (okay, maybe not illegal—but definitely unnecessary). Things get real when we shift into a conversation about the chaos happening across the country. Riots, looting, ICE protests, and everything in between—plus why both the extreme left and extreme right are doing more harm than good. 😤 This episode is packed with laughs, a little heat, and a whole lot of honesty. So if you're ready for an unfiltered convo about parenting, politics, and pool party snubs… we got you. 🎙️🇺🇸  

Ever tried to explain TSA rules, parenting fails, and school sticker scandals—all in one conversation? 😂 This episode is a mashup of hilarious personal stories, strong opinions, and genuine family moments you won't want to miss. Keith and Clay catch up on everything from awkward travel experiences (hello, diaper bag inspections ✈️) to overpowered teen store clerks and popcorn bag drama 🍿. Keith also lets Graham hop on the mic to share his school's Bluff Bucks controversy—how a perfectly good sticker hustle was shut down, and what he's planning to do next. Spoiler: this kid has more entrepreneurial drive than most adults. 💼 There's also some solid baseball talk ⚾, playful family rivalry (Team Tennessee vs. Team Kentucky 👀), and a bit of theater camp commentary that shows just how different siblings can be. And of course, the episode wraps with the kind of father-son banter that keeps things fun, honest, and full of personality. If you've ever been a parent, a kid with a business idea, or just someone who's argued with a 16-year-old over store policy, this episode will hit home. Tap play and hang out with the TexTenn crew. 🎧  

Is cancel culture finally losing steam? In this episode, we talk about how sharing your faith in public doesn't seem as risky as it used to, and honestly, we're glad to see it. Athletes, creators, even teenagers are out here repping Jesus without worrying about getting canceled. 🙌✝️ We bring up Tim Tebow (because how could we not?) and how he might've been a little ahead of his time. We talk through why he got pushed out of the NFL faster than some guys with half the talent, and how that would probably play out differently today. We also talk about Graham's almost-protest at school, the psychology of using Do Not Disturb, contact lenses that refuse to stay put, Keith's new running shoes that somehow shaved 10 seconds off his mile, and Sephora making power moves on 11-year-olds. 😅📱👟 There's faith, there's football, there's a flipped truck with half a gallon of tequila in the front seat. It's a ride. Hit play and hang with us.  

Look, we tried to keep it focused, but when Siri won't cooperate, Caitlin Clark's out here breaking records, and this dad's baseball team still lost… you know it's going to be one of those episodes. 😅 Clay and I sat down to catch up, and it turned into a bit of everything, baseball updates (yes, this dad's baseball team still lost, again), Caitlin Clark doing things no one else in the WNBA has ever done 🏀, and me just trying to get Siri to play one dang Taylor Swift song without throwing a tantrum. Spoiler alert: Siri won't cooperate. Somewhere in there, we also talk about parenting, youth sports, and why ChatGPT is now apparently helping my daughter launch a jewelry business. Meanwhile, Caitlin Clark keeps breaking records, and this dad's baseball team still lost because apparently coaching is harder than it looks. If nothing else, we prove one thing: Siri won't cooperate, but we still show up and talk through the chaos. And hey, if you're listening all the way through, text Clay the word "sardine." Trust me. 🐟 #SiriWontCooperate #CaitlinClarkBreakingRecords #TexTennPodcast  

What happens when one of the hosts jokingly tries to quit the podcast… and the other decides they should switch lives for a week? 😂 That's exactly how this week's TexTenn episode begins, and from there, it only gets wilder. Keith and Clay get into a hilarious debate about communication styles, phone sleep settings, and why Clay refuses to use Do Not Disturb (spoiler: Keith is not okay with that). Then, things take a heartwarming turn when Keith shares how his 10-year-old son Graham sparked a school protest over sticker sales... Yes, Sticker Gate 2025 is officially a thing! From childhood sales strategies to parenting philosophies, this part's got both laughs and life lessons. They also weigh in on absurd internet debates (🦍 vs. 100 men? 100 Brits vs. Waffle House staff? Let's go!), why Keith now identifies as an astronaut like Katy Perry 🚀, and what it's like being a youth sports parent navigating a new soccer league and more travel headaches. There's no shortage of random in this one, but it's the kind of random that makes you laugh, nod, and wonder how they even got here. Hit play and enjoy the ride!

What do you get when you mix 100 men, one angry gorilla, and a Trump-as-Pope AI image? Yeah… we don't know either, but we sure had a lot of fun talking about it. 🦍💥👑 In this episode, we unpack some of the weirdest things floating around the internet right now—like whether 100 average guys could take down a silverback gorilla, or if Trump could technically become Pope (and if nominating yourself is frowned upon… asking for a friend). We also swap stories about SEC baseball drama, bluff bucks gone rogue, and a next-level flag trolling move that deserves a round of applause. Somehow, we still manage to squeeze in Cubs vs Braves loyalty debates, our kids' entrepreneurial schemes, protest culture in 100° Texas heat, and a whole lot of "what are we even doing" moments. We even give a shout-out to Mae in the Philippines 🇵🇭 and chat about where we'd actually want to travel—and where we wouldn't go even if you paid us. It's random. It's ridiculous. And honestly, it's kind of classic TexTenn. #TexTennTalks #TrumpAsPope #BluffBucksBandit  

So here's the deal: baseball's supposed to be fun, right? But somehow this week, we ended up with a kid getting drilled twice by the same pitcher, a coach losing his mind and getting tossed mid-game, and an umpire just straight-up walking off the field. Oh yeah… and my 10-year-old son? He took that same kid down with a strikeout. 💪 In this episode, we're talkin' all things baseball; from Little League mayhem to college stadium comebacks and even a little Savannah Bananas chaos. Y'all… if you haven't seen a guy catch a pop fly with his hat or pitch from stilts, are you even watching baseball? 🤷‍♂️ We also swap stories about Wes Welker, Texas Tech days, and why getting older means your team losing doesn't ruin your whole week anymore (well… most of the time). And yes, we still found time to throw shade at each other's college teams. Wouldn't be a TexTenn episode without it. 😉 Hit play and hang out with us for a bit… we'll laugh, we'll rant, and we'll remind you that even when baseball gets weird, it's still the best kind of chaos. #TexTennPodcast #PodcastLife #SavannahBananas #LittleLeague #WesWelker #BaseballDad #TexasTech #YouthSports #ComedyPodcast #JustAnotherWeek #ParentingWins  

🏆 So… Kentucky wins, Clay trolls me, and I completely lose it. 😂 That's where we're starting today, folks. Clay went all in, even hung a Kentucky Wildcats banner just to rub it in. I might've threatened to call his mom about it. No regrets. 🏀 Then somehow we ended up talking about me teaching a college class this week… and let me tell you, these kids have been brainwashed. We went from ChatGPT to saving the earth to water bottles and windmills... it was a mess. 🤦‍♂️💻🌎 We also got into how fast the world's changing with AI, why college ain't what it used to be, and how robots might be selling tractors before Clay knows it. 🤖 (Spoiler alert: he'll probably still be cheering for Kentucky.) Anyway, buckle up. It's a mix of sports heartbreak, college kid madness, and a little bit of real talk about the future. 🎙️ #textennpodcast #collegerealitycheck #kentuckywildcats #tennesseevols

🎤 Why do we even have reunions… or podcasts? 🤔 In this episode of TexTenn, things get personal and hilarious, as Clay shares stories from his 30-year high school reunion (yep, he's officially that old 😅). From classmates who flew in from New York to friends who dodged the invite altogether, it's a full-circle moment that sparks a fun conversation about aging, reconnecting, and sneaky presidential strategies from the past (yes, they rigged the student council elections to avoid planning reunions: genius or shady?). Keith jumps in with stories of upcoming family trips, fishing plans gone dusty, and why Clay's been "enabled" into old man status (contacts, trolling motors, and all). They both open up about how weird it feels to have people actually listening to the podcast… and how even their own family members can't believe they're on one. 🎧 Along the way, you'll hear: 🤫 The behind-the-scenes reunion plotting from their teenage years 😂 Clay's contact lens adventures (spoiler: the lens was hiding in his eyelid) 🎣 Big summer plans involving snook, tarpon, and trolling motors 🤨 Why Clay hijacked Keith's podcast and his brother's confused reaction If you've ever questioned why people go to reunions or how your side hobby turned into a real thing people actually follow, you'll feel right at home here. #TexTennPodcast #ReunionStories #PodcastLife  

What do stickers, bluff bucks, and a fourth-grade cartel have in common? Apparently, entrepreneurship runs in the family - just not everyone's a fan of it 😅 In this episode, we unpack Graham's bold (and honestly, brilliant) sticker-selling scheme at school. After spotting a gap in the school's "Bluff Bucks" economy, he launched his own underground sticker empire 💸📦, complete with profit-sharing and distribution partners. Everything was going great… until the teachers caught wind of it. Instead of a high five, Graham got a mark. Was it a harmless hustle or a punishable offense? We've got thoughts. We also share the all-too-relatable pain of bad hires 🚫🧑‍🔧, a wild story involving diesel exhaust fluid, and one Kentucky fan's hot take on Tennessee fans (spoiler: Keith disagrees passionately 🧡). Oh, and Clay finally put in his contacts in under four minutes, so there's that 👀 This episode is packed with laughs, dad pride, sports smack talk, and a whole lot of opinions. Stick around till the end for talk of future young guests on the pod—you won't want to miss it. #TexTennPodcast #ParentingFailsAndWins #StickerEmpire  

What do purple martins, South Texas rainstorms, and NCAA basketball have in common? Somehow, they all make it into this week's episode, and it works. From tales of mosquito-eating birds to neck pain caused by first-time contact lens struggles, this episode is one big mix of laughter, local color, and college pride 🦟🦅😂. We kick things off talking about much-needed rain in Texas 🌧️, what it means for business 💼, and how it's finally waking up the lawns (and the mosquitoes 🦟). We also get into a little backyard birdwatching... Yes, purple martins get their moment in the spotlight, before heading into sports territory 🏀⚾. Tennessee is on fire in all the major leagues, and we take a proud (and slightly biased) look at what makes it so exciting to be a Vols fan right now 🧡🔥. From there, the conversation swings into hilarious personal stories, like what happens when a 48-year-old man attempts to put in contact lenses for the first time 👁️😵‍💫. We also swap tales about wild encounters with Georgia fans (one ends up under a piano 🎹😬) and the unique culture of college towns; from Knoxville to College Station 🏫🌆. This one's packed with personality and off-the-wall laughs, plus the usual good-natured banter you've come to expect from the show 🎙️🤣. Thanks to our sponsor, Diamond B Tractors & Equipment 🚜! Don't forget to share and tune in each week! #TexTenn #PodcastLife #CollegeSports #FunnyStories #TennesseeVols #SouthTexas #Mahindra #DiamondBTractors #MarchMadness #BackyardBirds #ContactLensFails #PurpleMartins  

You ever sit back and wonder why folks lose their minds the second someone disagrees with 'em? 😤 In this episode, Clay and I jump into some hot takes — and yeah, we name names. (Lookin' at you, Elon haters 👀) We talk about how the guy went from being the darling of the left to public enemy number one just 'cause he changed his mind and backed Trump. I mean, really… he's out here catching rockets 🚀 and trying to clean up government waste, and somehow that's controversial? Come on. We also get into the whole Bud Light thing 🍻, people blowing up Teslas (their own, hopefully 😅), immigration debates, and why you shouldn't need a passport to travel your own dang country but somehow a COVID card was mandatory. Oh — and yes, the education system and whether college is even worth it anymore… we don't hold back. 🎓💸 But the real point? It's okay to disagree. You don't gotta scream about it, flip trucks over, or cut people out of your life. We can still be friends, even if we don't vote the same way. 🤷‍♂️ 🎧 Tap in, laugh a little, maybe get offended (just a little), and then laugh some more. #TexTennPodcast #UnfilteredTalk #ElonMusk #BudLight #CancelCulture #ImmigrationDebate #EducationSystem #ConservativeHumor #RealTalk #PodcastLife  

Spring break traffic, trash-talking fans, and $175 Ubers — yeah, we talked about all of that in this episode. Keith and Clay are back, swapping wild stories about surviving the island 🏖️ during spring break and trying to keep up with all the sports chaos. If you think March Madness is the best sports event ever 🏀 or just love hearing about grown men chirping at each other in Omaha, you'll get a kick out of this one. Keith shares his unforgettable trip to the College World Series, where he and Graham found themselves sweating it out in the outfield while some overly confident Florida State fans ran their mouths. Spoiler alert: Tennessee won, the Florida fans vanished, and Keith didn't get the satisfaction of rubbing it in — but hey, that's life. Meanwhile, Clay's road trip to Omaha had everything — a tornado warning 🌪️, a run-in with chatty fans, and an Audi A4 that he might be ready to endorse any day now. Oh, and if you've never heard of the Savannah Bananas 🍌 — imagine the Globetrotters, but baseball, with backflips and bats on fire. Yeah, it's as ridiculous as it sounds. Also, Keith tries to convince Clay that March Madness is better than the World Cup, and they debate if doing a backflip after 40 is a midlife crisis or just a questionable life choice. Give it a listen, and if you make it to the end, bless your heart. We appreciate you! 🙌 #TexTennPodcast 🎙️ #SpringBreak #MarchMadness #OmahaAdventures #SavannahBananas #FloridaFansAreWild