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The Tinsmen Podcast
by The Tinsmen
Adulting my have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn’t taken our love for a cold tin and a laugh with our mates.A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant.If you’re old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes
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43 - Descent Into the Dungeon of Dankness Part 2 aka The DnD Shemozzle
If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about, and Episode 43 is the Part 1, so go back and have a listen to that one as well. If only for a refresher because it's been a minute between eps. Big thanks to Garage Project, without...
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43 - Descent Into the Dungeon of Dankness Part 1 aka The DnD Shemozzle
Not much need for a description here. We had some pretty decent recording dramas. Although it's finally sorted, audio is not 100%. But given how many have asked about it, we thought we’d put it out anyway. If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory…
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42 - Boys Trips, Crotch Pillows and Hezzanats
Keelz has been on a mad boys trip Paulies been to Phuket Johnsys been Captain Dickfingers Rawdoggin Ikea Masport mowers are shit Dumb project cars Crutch pillows Fat fcks get talking about food again Bunch of Listener Q’s Hezzanats recap Distinguished Gentleman's Ride https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen...
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41 - Are we a Beer Podcast? And many other questions
Shitty Internet makes Johnsy look stupid. New Bunnings The Austin Healey returns FB Marketplace Scams Colonics: Backflushing your arse or full of shit? Campsite bookings vs Fkwits Are we a beer podcast? Has Keelz got the 'Beetus? Oil checks and Doot Knucklin' https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta:...
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40 - Waz H- An Enthusiastic Joe on Slow Cheese, Fast Cows and Side Quests
After a long time talking about it, finally caught up with Waz for a good ol’ fashioned yarn. Waz is a super interesting bloke who on the surface could be mistaken for having attention span issues, but is really a genuine pursuer of things that interest him. From Leatherwork to carving spoons and...
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39 – Two Thirds Axis, Squid Jigs and The Jizz Window
Paulies been to Phuket Keelz is trying to comply with Caravan GVM BS, but of course the government has decided to make it hard to do the right thing. Keelans genius inventions are set to revolutionise squid fishing. Check out our Instagram for pics. German Beer. Japanese *fishing* tackle. Gremlin...
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38 - Deadly Tins Part 2: Worlds Worst Music Fans
Part 2 Coming at Ya! Apologies for the delay on this one folks. But y'know, life. Always be polite to your AI Shit Adam Kids are lying little turds Can Art posters Why office people aren’t into fucking dogs or spiders What’s in Your………? Wolves of Glendale – Ricky Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes –…
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37 - Tangents, Deadly Tins and Old Man Balls
Keelz Midlife Crisis Cars – Flip enough of ém and you’ll have a win Paulie actually DID some things. But loses his car in the process. Probably regains some credit though. Trev doesn’t like sand, but loves obvious signs. Mystery Beers Round 1 – Great Uncle Kenny’s Multi-purpose Amazing Wakachangi...
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36 - Balinese Disappointment, Flesh coloured Backlights and The Sloppy Swish
Grid Grills vs Grid Girls Hairy Shorts Controversial Opinion – Balis a bit shit nowadays Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise. The Midget is legal. Confusing YouTube. Another thing Garz hasn’t done. Can we sort out the freight situation please??!! DnD Nerds, Lend us your input! ADHPTSD Campus Brewing…
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35 - Keelans Nerdgasm (Eshays Love Midgets Pt II)
Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up. Wrapping up the Midget Mission Bit more listener input. Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles? Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins. Do you want to see a Great Smash Off?…
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34 - Eshays Love Midgets
Paulies taste of Westralia Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us. Phone books WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best. Quokkas vs Quakkas Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it. Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train...
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33 - About Time - Jed & Kel - Oldmate Adventures
A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think. It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends. Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift...
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32 - RAWR! Ps: Your folks still Fck - Welcome to 2024 Pt 2
Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha! More on Keelz car gathering Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine. Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy. Trevs Love List Garz cops a fair bit...
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31 - The Sparkles are Gone, Shirtcocking and Gladiators - Welcome to 2024 Pt1
Update on Garz’ Hamscapades Festy communal swimming holes. No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage. Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products. Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks. Old…
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30 - All Mariah Wants is a man in a Bib and a Christery Beer
Merry Tinsmas!! Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics Drone shows are not fireworks. We were wrong about E-Scooters Snarting; now you know that’s a thing. Christmas staples to roadhouse staples Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food. We need you to start bullying sponsors for us....
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29 - Nice to Meet You, I Love You - Lachie Sheridan - Perth Dude Food
The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots). A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention…
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28 - Turkish blokes know how to scrub
Garz has been Eurotrippin Bit of listener feedback Australia post is trying to start shit Go fast smoker bits, Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy…
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27 - Costco Sherpas, Extreme Sports and Granny W@nks Part 2
Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath. Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness. Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years. Rich people get no sympathy. Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can…
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EP 26 - Costco Sherpas, Extreme Sports and Granny W@nks
Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out. In this first instalment:...
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25 - Prepare for Probing, Distinguished Gentlemen and British Racing Green with Sparkles
Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination Warroora Wrap up Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already...
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24 - Nanna Sl*t Jocks
Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times. In this one........ Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix? Human zoo – People arguing about…
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22 - Craft Beer Cretins Pt 1: The Egyptian Passionfruit Story
FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs. 2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons Spotify. Would be a...
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23 - Craft Beer Cretins Part 2: A Sour Taste
Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like. Stay tuned for a...
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21 - Wink!
Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into; Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list Burger Dimensions and what’s with…
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20 - Cherry Faces, Old man Chats and the Escalation of Sex Toys
Happy New Beers Tinners! Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said. The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass,...
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19 - Cheesus Christ and the Church of Sh!tlist: A Chrissy Pudcast
Merry Christmas Tinners! In the first Chrissy Pudcast: Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs Email signature fuckery Pud Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his. What has…
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18 - Taking Epic Pics With Your D!ck Out: Nick Thake Photo Video
This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer. As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down. The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean....
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17: Tip em In Part 3 - Space Turtles Cometh
The Space Turtle beers really kick in on this one. So blame Garage Project for what you're about to hear. Garz goes all wanky workshop in his garage; Baiting on Gumtree and the online marketplace minefield Garz cooks the mystery beers and turns into an Indian 4-Packer but Keelz comes to the…
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16 - A Barefoot Bush Cook & A Burnt Brickie: WACA and FTF Bushcast Part2
Part 2 of the WACA & FTF Bushcast ft. Taylor Daw in the Guest Host spot. We find out where Pete prefers his cake and what the lads don't like to eat. Spoilers: It's not cake. Harry brings and elephant into the room. The "Big Pages" and their place in social media Kangaroo Courts. Harrys thoughts…
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15 - The Burnt Brickie and a Barefoot Bush Cook: WACA and FTF Bushcast Part 1
In the first Bushcast the boys are joined by Pete from WA Camping Adventures and Harry from Fire To Fork. While sitting around fire the lads talk Yeti's and car fridges coz ain't nobody got time for warm beer. YouTube and Social Media from the inside. The 6-Pack is introduced. Super creepy…
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14 - Tip em In Part 2: The Calm Before the Storm
Ýou'll have to bear with us, the yelling isn’t just because of the beers, it was raining pretty hard at times. Or it could just be the beers kicking in. Probably just the beers. Baby wipes are wicked, but they shouldn’t smell like shit. Buying stuff off farmers > eating planes> cutting your…
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13 - Tip em in Part 1: SuperChill
More of the usual shit talk from the lads on this one. We put it to a vote on the socials and the 30-40 minute crowd won out. So this Part 1 is just the start. Follow along for the rest and watch the descent into absolute nonsense. In this one....... Upper thigh compliments, Keelz has bore…
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12 - When Bikes Attack, Tormenting Your Family and The State of Sandwiches
Unsurprisingly, more shit talk from the lads this episode. But you lot seem to keep coming back anyway. The Pig explodes, but Garz gets a merciful nurse to shave around the blisters. It's not your car, it's us. The internet is always listening, Chinese spy phones and how they make us all look…
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11 - Streaming Service Espionage, Soccerlanders and Whatnot
Not gunna lie, this ep is 2.5 hours of straight up shit talk. You've been warned. Tinsmen socials, Garz gets his bags out and strikes smart TV gold, middle aged obstinance, pickin beers, mummy's f*!k car, boating fails, making your deck look bigger, Garz aims high with The Pig. It's been a few…
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10 - Taylor Daw Pt 2: Pick Up Your Sh!t!!
We're back with Part 2 of our chat with Taylor Daw. This ones pretty heavy on the social media chat. Platforms for muppets, being a dickhead in the bush, the role "Influencers" play in calling this stuff out and their place in society in general. Compliment Sandwiches. Boe from Outback Cleanups…
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9 - Taylor Daw Pt 1 : Hieroglyph Trailer Celebrity
In this episode the boys are joined by hieroglyph celebrity, Taylor Daw. Kids sport, Serious lighthearted Amateur Pro Wrestling. Underage drinking, shutting down airports and how Taylors Mum doesn't go anywhere without a corkscrew. OctoB.E.E.Rs catch up, Keelz selling out to sponsors, upcoming…
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8- Pepperoni Nipple Stickers Don‘t Make Scent
Bit of catch up wafflin' from the lads this episode. There may or may not have been some pre-game day drinkin'. Garz' Red Bluff Trip, Keelz and Johnsy's Darwin Trip, Best Lockdown location in Australia Fixing the Census, The Scent Nonsense and Nose Feng Shui. Dave Grohl is a fucking legend, even...
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7 - The Bearded Wonder Scores in Thailand and Garz’ Sketchy Past
This episode, the lads are joined by @run_tmp and @louie501. Yeah, guests. Just like the pros. After 7 months of lockdown, run_tmp finds the best Indian joint in Melbourne. His-vis suits and roadworks raves; Buying cots for dogs; The disastrous consequences of dead freezers, and how you can get...
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6 - 9% Beers,100% Bullsh!t
This time round Garz and Johnsy go craft beer shopping. Then drink craft beer. Keelz does not. The lads show their age (again) by reminiscing about old cartoons, bitching about traffic (again), throwing out borderline inappropriate Dad Jokes (again), the first time you hear Freedom by RATM...
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5 - Grandpa Rants and Overtaking Lane PTSD
Second part of the last one coming at ya folks! Not our finest effort (which isn't saying much) but after a long spell, we just had to back on the horse and get one done. This one sees a lot of waffle about back in the day tunes, vigorous lawnmowing, wives starting arguments with a single word…
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4 - Run TMP, Ryan Reynolds and The Savage Kid
It's been a while between drinks for the boys. Figuratively only of course. We also cooked the audio on one in the meantime. So that episode never happened. But! This time we got our shit together to pay homage to our number 1 listener @Run_tmp. Keelz gives us a recap on the April B.E.E.R.S…
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3 - Greg Normans D!ck
Part 2 of episode 2. which is episode 3. Or something. Not for kiddies. We revisit Greg Norman. Garz has issues with ring pulls. Why does your beard keep growing but your pubes don't? Johnsy speaks his mind about our premier. We introduce a new segment, the greatest band you've never heard of and...
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2 - Keelz Don’t Share, A Third Tinsmen and a Dad Joke (AKA Greg Normans D!ck Part1)
How is fake meat just like a dildo? What is Keelz' problem with sharing? A third Tinsmen joins the............whatever a group of Tinsmen is called. But we don't introduce him. How do you get banned from Tinder? As interpreted by a bunch of married blokes. Free Uber Eats, and how upset our mate…
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1 - Explaining Podcasts, Eyebrow Hair and Banter with Barbers
Welcome to the Tinsmen Podcast! In this inaugural episode, Johnsy finally heckles Keelz into doing this. Johnsy explains podcasts to Keelz who maintains they don't exist and aren't a thing. The boys lament the hair that comes with age, and the tribulations around taming it. Namely people in the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Adulting my have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn’t taken our love for a cold tin and a laugh with our mates.A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant.If you’re old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
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Adulting my have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn’t taken our love for a cold tin and a laugh with our mates.A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant.If you’re old enough to know better but still to young to care, get...
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