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The Tom and Jack Podcast

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In the style of classic entertainment radio show, out of work radio hosts Tom & Jack broadcast from Tom's basement. They discuss the weird and wonderful happenings of their mundane lives and also classic features such as Jack's Auction (the best of the worst available for free on Freecycle.org), A Spoonful of Weather (TripAdvisor reviews from a certain public house chain), You Must Be Drunk (analysis of poorly thought out advertising campaigns) and TV Theme Tune of the Week (a TV theme tune is played). Music, television, film, social media and the internet are all discussed in Tom & Jack's ramshackle ramblings. Try it, you just might like it, you'll never know till you try.

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Episodes

  1. I Don't Have a Personality

    Baby come Tom & Jack bu-ba-bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. This week there's a helluva podcast. There's chat about serving in the military, torturing monkeys and crippling mortgages. There's also a belting Vloggers News, a historic Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and the return of old…

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  2. Personal Hygiene is for Single People

    Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it, I just want you Tom & Jack for good. After another Jack-induced break Tom & Jack return with a listless bang. On the day of rest, there's a huge Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild and the FINAL...

  3. Turn the Milk Chocolatey

    Knick Tom & Jack paddy whack give the dog a bone. Tom & Jack return and garble on about dead grandparents, vaping, anoraks and TV shows that they've watched. There's also a bumper Why Has This Annoyed Me So Much? featuring men in cargo pants, poor train directions, coats and mislabeled coffee.…

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  4. Ill Advised Dream Chase

    Tom & Jack in business! This week Tom & Jack sit in a basement and discuss Don McClean, Muller Yoghurts and autograph hunters. There's also the continuation of brand new features for 2018 including Why Has This Annoyed Me So Much? and Dapper Laughs New where we keep an eye on Vine comedian Dapper...

  5. Dodge the Pantomime Horse

    Don't look Tom & Jack in anger, I heard you say. Tom & Jack return with almost no audio issues! There's a second instalment of Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me This Week and a massive bumper Y'Alright? starring everyone's favourite internet perv sensation Dapper Laughs. Plus there's masses of…

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  6. Not Original But Good

    Tom & Jack to the future. Tom & Jack are back for 2018! In a Tom's brand new flat with uniquely poor acoustics Tom & Jack bring you a wry look at Logan Paul's suicide vlog, some fascinating Christmas and New Year chat and a lovely piece of classical music. Potentially, but in now way definitely,...

  7. The Christmas Special II: The Rat Soon Left After Eating Its Fill

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Tom & Jack-frost nipping at your nose. Hello and welcome, to the Christmas special. In this festive show, Tom & Jack receive their Secret Santa presents but have no idea who gave them. There's also a seasonal Spoonful of Weather where they look at the best of…

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  8. A Baked Egg

    Here come the Tom and Jack, galaxy defenders. Tom and Jack decide to squeeze a podcast in before seeing the appalling The Last Jedi film. Tom is exhausted from actually working, while Jack boasts about beating a load of old women to prove he is a master baker. There's also a Not News featuring...

  9. The Granny Buttons Sessions

    Old Tom and Jack-Donald had a farm. Ee-i-ee-i-o. Tom and Jack have had some recording issues lately so here's something to tide you over. This is a collection of assorted noises that have never before been available in podcast form. Featuring George Harrison, Russell Howard, a lost Hee Bee Bee...

  10. Salty Sugar

    Bostick Blu Tom & Jack: It's Stronger Than You Think. This week the podcast comes from Jack's flat. Jack tells a story about winning an imaginary trophy in Liverpool, there's a Y'Alright featuring disgraced vlogger Jack Maynard and a dog-based Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and there's now 33% extra...

  11. Pornographer

    Don't call it a come Tom and Jack, I've been here for years. This week there's chat about Jack being on the radio, Jack's holiday and GIFs. Plus there's a look at affordable ways of speaking to the dead, a double Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and it's finished with some classical music. Originally...

  12. What is a Gromit?

    Hit the road Tom & Jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more. This week there's an Osama Bin Laden-tinged Not News, the TripAdvisor collation that is A Spoonful of Weather PLUS discussion of Lord Sugar's diabetes in Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and some classical music. Featuring...

  13. The Hee Bee Gee Bees III

    Tom & Jack off into your hand and fling it at the curtains. This week marks the third iteration of popular Halloween feature 'the Hee Bee Gee Bees'. There's also a lacklustre Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssshhh and a piece of classical music. Plus chat about Morrissey, Kissy Sellout and Donald Trump.…

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  14. Fear of Sailing

    My neck, my back, lick my, Tom & Jack. This week there's a Y'Alright featuring TV's greatest white witch and a full and frank discussion about Lord Sugar's Terminator joke in Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh. Plus chat about the Big Bang Theory, Dads in pubs and a classical music song to boot. Originally...

  15. Running Low on Prayers

    Return of the King and his idiot mate. After a week off due to illness, Tom & Jack discuss Jack's uneventful holiday to Barcelona, dead Tom Petty and Tom's trip to the zoo. There's also the fantastic new feature Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssssh and a not so great old one called This is a Piece of...

  16. You're All Freaks

    There and back again: a Tom and Jack tale. This week there's the return of crowd favourite A Spoonful of Weather which takes a look at the oddest Tripadvisor reviews as well as a brand new one off feature called The Harvey Price is Right which is neither as offensive or ill-conceived as it…

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  17. Oo, You've Got The Horn

    Tom & Jack Episode VI: Return of the Tom & Jack. Tom's birthday was this week so there's discussion about birthdays, smoking and types of trees. There's also a brand new one off Rhino feature called 'Oo, You've Got The Horn' and everyone's favourite norm-o Jennifer Lawrence stars in Y'Alright.…

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  18. Makes You Think, Dunnit?

    It's the return of the Jack (and Tom- Tom & Jack). This week there's the return of You Must Be Drunk which takes a look at the confusing new PPI advert PLUS a new spin on an old musical favourite. Plus there's some chat about film projects, Scooby Doo and terrorism, culminating with an ironically...

  19. I Never Sleep Naked

    Tom & Jack are back after a brief technical failure. Instead of finding new stuff to talk about them impeccably repeat the stuff they failed to record previously. There's a triple Y'Alright featuring Richard Madeley, Eamonn Holmes and Lewis Hamilton. There's also some anecdotes about weddings,...

  20. Spay Myself With Nail Clippers

    Tom & Jack are contented up this week. There's a Spoonful of Weather (TripAdvisor's greatest reviews), a Y'Alright with the return of ghost hunting Eamon Holmes and the penultimate Game of Moans (NAWTPP). PLUS rants about parties with children and cyclists. Originally broadcast 24/08/2017 WATCH…

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  21. It Should Be Punishable By Death

    Tom & Jack don't want you to call it a comeback. This week sees the very emotional end of Tom's Diary. There's also Game of Moans (NAWTPP) with the emphasis on moans and a TV theme tune. Plus some spiralling, inane banter. Fill your boots. Originally broadcast 18/08/2017. WATCH OUR NEW SKETCH:...

  22. Gargamel's Modus Operandi

    Tom and Jack arrive in your ears again. This week there's Tom's Diary, Game of Moans (NAWTPP) and the resurrection of an old feature 'What's the Most Racist Thing You've Heard This Week?' There's also plent of inconsequential talking. Topics include: the Smurfs, various forms of pornography and…

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  23. Here's a Dirty Old Bit of Crumpet

    Tom & Jack return! This week there's Tom's Diary, Game of Moans (NAWTPP) and a Y'Alright/Not News featuring Eamon Holmes ghost hunting. Apart from that there's some chatter about graffiti, Tom's sartorial elegance and Pavlovian conditioning. It's good, listen. Tell your friends. Originally...

  24. Eat it in the Confines of our Room Like Refugees

    Tom & Jack have maybe made their long awaited return to Radio Bicester. As such there's less swearing. Tom's Diary returns for a second week and Jack has a collection of unsent postcards he wrote Tom on holiday. There's also a round up of this week's Game of Thrones in Game of Moans (not…

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  25. I Had Four Shirt Buttons Undone

    Tom & Jack are back once again with the ill behaviour. There's a brief Not News involving some swearing, Tom has written a diary to combat his loneliness and there's a new topical TV game called Game of Moans (not associated with the pornographic parody). Topics covered include; birth uncles, the...

  26. Le Coq Tete

    Tom & Jack are back with Not News, a Reverse Auction and a Y'Alright looking at vlogger Spiritual Tasha Mama's appearance on This Morning. As well as that topics covered include an amateur production of the Lion King, a planned Loch Ness Monster documentary, swearing in French, Quentin Tarantino...

  27. 20 Bags of Jumble

    Tom & Jack are back and jam packed with features. There's Not News, the welcome return of Jack's Auction (the cream of the crap from Freecycle.org) and A Spoonful of Weather (the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews). They also talk about Johnny Cash, playing their own jingles in cars and Jack...

  28. Virginia Woolf Eating a Yorkie Bar

    Tom & Jack are back, in Jack's flat of all places. They discuss their old employers being fined, toilet rolls falling in toilets and what Jack has in his bedroom. There's also a return of Not News featuring a unique approach to exorcism and a You Must Be Drunk focusing on Lynx deodorant's change…

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  29. The Mirrored Notebook

    Tom & Jack are featured up this week. There's the brand new Not News, the return of Films What You Saw (featuring Baby Driver and Transformers 9) and it's decided whether Katie Price's decision to relaunch her music career means she's Y'alright? And Tom describes how his habitual cowardice…

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  30. An A4 Man

    This week Jack and Tom sit in a basement and have a languorous chat. Meandering topics include Jack's successful half marathon, shop-lifting, nightclubs, nosebleeds, serial killers, Father's Day, art, mechanics and odd food combinations. Tom also met up with ex-TOWIE star and all round celebrity...

  31. Election Erection

    Tom & Jack sit and discuss the General Election results - the same ones Tom stayed up all night to watch. Jack then plays several clips from hit Channel 4 show 'First Dates' and Tom has to decide if it's worse to leave a date halfway through or to bring your guitar on a date. There's also a...

  32. I Booed

    Tom & Jack return. Jack's had another holiday. It did not start well. He tells us why. They also discuss music teachers forcing their students to watch them perform and Kathy Griffin. Tom's mum saw Rolf Harris. There's a You Must Be Drunk where a stupid ad campaign is discussed - this week it's...

  33. Gentlemen's Relish

    Tom and Jack are still recording an imaginary radio show in a basement. They play some music and chat about topics as diverse as Soundgarden, Liam Payne's wicked-cool new single, Nirvana, Klaxons, street drinkers and buying cars for new music. There's also a brand new feature called 'You Must Be...

  34. The giffgaff Chronicles

    Tom and Jack return to your ears. This week they discuss children's parties, blind people and their sticks, talking to people in cars, Skype interviews and Tom's adventures with giffgaff - the mobile network run by Satan. There's also a brand new feature called Y'Alright? this week featuring Iain...

  35. Miami Surf

    Tom & Jack sit in a cellar, talk and drink reasonably priced American lager. This week they discuss fayres, GCSEs, boring people and much more nonsense. There's also the return of BOTH Jack's Auction and A Spoonful of Weather. Originally broadcast on 28/04/2017. Contact us at...

  36. BONUS: The Making of Japanese House Cafe

    Hello. This is a bonus podcast where we talk about the short film (Japanese House Cafe) that took up an embarrassing amount of time. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xb3vLVmpTo. If you watch it this hasn't been a total waste of time. And tell your friends.

  37. Satired

    Tom & Jack are back! Confined, perhaps now permanently, to the basement Tom & Jack discuss the recent snap election decision with a blistering satirical edge. Tom's Dad has a fascination with robots and Jack's with opening a bike shop. The final of Robot Wars is discussed as is Harry Styles new...

  38. We Am Not Stupid

    Tom & Jack are sick of being consigned to Tom's cellar. They talk about tiredness, failed suicide attempts and briefly explain Christianity. There is also the best Spoonful of Weather so far and a song that was once in a film. Feel free to subscribe to this podcast. Originally broadcast on...

  39. Virgin Convention

    Tom & Jack are banished from Radio Bicester for hopefully the final week. They catch up, discuss Bath, Air B'n'B, smoking, driving, mechanics, Crystal Maze, Robot Wars, Harry Potter and somethings that aren't from the 1990s. There's also an interview with ex-Towie star and current professional...

  40. Can I Have a Burger?

    Tom & Jack are booted out of Radio Bicester for a while and choose to record at Jack's new flat. Jack's got a bad shoulder again and Tom discusses in detail an eye test, a prescription and buying glasses. There's also a Spoonful of Weather (a collection of reviews from an infamous pub chain) and…

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  41. It's Your Dad's Holiday As Well

    Another another brief break a lacklustre Tom & Jack are back! Diabetic squirrels, Orson, Nick Knowles and Jack's new house are discussed. Plus it's the long awaited return of Jack's Auction where Jack brings you the best of the worst that is available for FREE in your area. And there's a song…

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  42. If You've Even Got Credit

    Tom & Jack discuss phone credit, racist neighbours, bad muggers and squirrels. There's also an interview with internet/youtube/vlog sensation Zoella and a brand new feature - TIASFAFILBTFATSSAWUIC (NIOST). Originally broadcast on 27/01/2017.

  43. So I Spat It Onto My Lap

    Tom and Jack are back for 2017! They catch up after a long time apart; discussing Christmas, New Year, vomit, illness and children's tv. It's better than that description sounds. There's also the final TSIFATVSILBTSATTVSSAWUIC. Originally broadcast 20/01/2017.

  44. FROM THE ARCHIVES: Sweet Treats

    An episode deep from the archives. Tom & Jack lost the first link thanks to Jack's incompetence but recreate it perfectly later on in the show. Before that there's an ill-advised immigration quiz, a celeb interview with Made of Chelsea star Jamie Laing and a TSIFATVSILBTSATTVSSAWUIC. Oh and some...

  45. Woah, Nelly! The Christmas Special

    In a festive podcast Tom and Jack discuss Christmas, staff Christmas parties and the date this could possibly be broadcast; they also exchange Secret Santa presents - all from Tom's basement. There's a celebrity interview straight from the bottom of Santa's sack and what could possibly be the…

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  46. FROM THE ARCHIVES: A Pair of April Fools

    An episode deep from the archives. Tom & Jack broadcast on April Fool's Day 2015. The lameness of April Fool's Day is discussed, the first celebrity interview airs with not one but two Geordie Shorers in a Leighton Buzzard nightclub and a quick game of A Trip to the Pictures is played. Originally...

  47. That's Not Swearing Is It?

    Tom & Jack are back and at long last are allowed to name the station they're broadcasting on. Tom's driven to Bicester for the first time and spends much of the show recovering. There's a bitesize auction and a celebrity interview with Geordie Shorer Charlotte Crosby. Originally broadcast 25/11/2016

  48. Well, Not Those Shorts Anyway

    Tom & Jack discuss sexual paraphernalia in strange places and the glorious return of Phil Collins. An updated A Spoonful of Weather returns after last week, there's a TSIFATVSILBTSATTVSSAWUIC and the studio phone is playing up. Originally broadcast 18/11/2016.

  49. A Spoonful of Weather

    Tom & Jack chat about local news and a gig they went to. As well as this there's TWO brand new features; What's the Most Racist Thing You've Heard This Week? and the tentatively titled A Spoonful of Weather. There's also an interview with full time celebrity Gemma Collins and a...

  50. You Know What?

    Tom & Jack return, this week babies are discussed and arguments are had. There's a celebrity interview with full-time celebrity Megan Mckenna and the welcome return of Jack's Auction. And a tense TSIFATVSILBTSATTVS for luck. Originally broadcast 04/11/2016.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In the style of classic entertainment radio show, out of work radio hosts Tom & Jack broadcast from Tom's basement. They discuss the weird and wonderful happenings of their mundane lives and also classic features such as Jack's Auction (the best of the worst available for free on Freecycle.org), A Spoonful of Weather (TripAdvisor reviews from a certain public house chain), You Must Be Drunk (analysis of poorly thought out advertising campaigns) and TV Theme Tune of the Week (a TV theme tune is played). Music, television, film, social media and the internet are all discussed in Tom & Jack's ramshackle ramblings. Try it, you just might like it, you'll never know till you try.

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In the style of classic entertainment radio show, out of work radio hosts Tom & Jack broadcast from Tom's basement. They discuss the weird and wonderful happenings of their mundane lives and also classic features such as Jack's Auction (the best of the worst available for free on Freecycle.org), A...

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