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The Tom Carlson Show

by Thomas Carlson

Tom breaks down current events, whats happening in NYC, sports, comedy shows, stories, and more.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 63: Summer of Debauchery

    Tom rambles about the world getting back to "normal", people walking through flooded subways and Les Miles.

  2. Episode 62: Just Hang in There

    Tom rambles about the 4th of July, self-loathing America, and getting sad moving.

  3. Episode 61: Your Honor, It's Yiianis

    Tom rambles about Bethpage Black, the new Ford Bronco and John McAfee.

  4. Episode 60: Stoked Success

    Tom rambles about the US Open, the collapse of America and Juneteenth.

  5. Episode 59: Here to Help

    Tom rambles about public caning, driving in NYC, and reads the latest about Blackrock

  6. Episode 58: Duddde Where Ya Been?

    Back from vacation, Tom rambles about the Carolinas, plantations, aging realizations and the Pride Month kick off.

  7. Episode 57: Lefty

    Tom rambles about the McDonalds Spicy Chicken Sandwich, PGA Championship and The Conjuring.

  8. Episode 56: Common Enemy

    Tom rambles about aliens, SVU, and airlines weighing passengers.

  9. Episode 55: Being Grouch

    Tom rambles about AMC movies, death, consciousness, expectations and being a grouch.

  10. Episode 54: Joe Biden vs. Menthols

    Tom rambles about Greek Easter, getting crucified, instagram investing advice and Joe Biden vs menthols.

  11. Episode 53: Walk Strong

    Tom rambles about owning your space on the sidewalk, Caitlyn Jenner for Governer and drinking milkshakes before the show.

  12. Episode 52: 420 Mannnnnnn

    Tom rambles about stoners, the George Floyd verdict, Instagram songs, and solves the policing problem.

  13. Episode 51: What's Next

    Tom rambles about the future, Onlyfans, Decentraland, The Masters and Nobu Sugar Daddies

  14. Episode 50: DMX4eva

    Tom rambles about DMX, Easter weekend and McCarthyism

  15. Episode 49: Atlantic Salmon <

    Tom rambles about getting angry, brunch, the vaccine passport and solves the immigration problem.

  16. Episode 48: Don't Listen to Demi

    Tom rambles about the NCAA tournament, Demi Lovato, his own sobriety journey and war games with China

  17. Episode 47: Bitchin Witches

    Tom rambles about Top Golf, daylight savings, the Salem Witch Trials and NCAA Tournament plans.

  18. Episode 46: Bought the Farm

    Tom rambles about seeing a dead guy, transplanting plants, haircuts for lonely people and Bryson DeChambeau

  19. Episode 45: Dr. Sebastian

    Tom rambles about going to the doctor, the fall of Cuomo, and bombing countries for unity.

  20. Episode 44: Buffalo Wings

    Tom rambles about traveling, Idaho, no mask guy and Tiger Woods.

  21. Episode 43: Who Up

    Tom rambles about Valentines day, Brittney Spears, Pebble Beach real estate and swim team people.

  22. Episode 42: Battle Fatigue

    Tom rambles about the month of February, New York driving, the Superbowl, and people in Philadelphia shoveling snow.

  23. Episode 41: What's A Short?

    Tom rambles about the X Games, Gamestop and short selling, and Myanmar vs Thailand when it comes to elephants.

  24. Episode 40: Jazz Band

    Tom rambles about forgetting his nephew's birthday, fake ice skating, his days in jazz band and the inauguration.

  25. Episode 39: Carbone

    Tom rambles about his legs, winter in NYC, reckless driving, NBA/NFL, dinner at Carbone and betting odds for the inauguration.

  26. Episode 38: Schizophrenic Vikings

    Tom rambles about the Capitol stuff, Mr. Inbetween and the death penalty.

  27. Episode 37: "Unit of Contagion"

    Tom rambles about the Sugar Bowl loss, Georgia, a new mutant covid strain and Cuomo vs de Blasio battling press conferences.

  28. Episode 36: 2020 What to Say

    Tom rambles about the "2020 year in review coverage" what he has learned this year, going to Target Christmas Eve and sobriety advice for the holidays.

  29. Episode 35: 2020 Holiday Special

    Tom rambles about devouring ice cream, lockdown 2.0, the Solarwinds hack, fantasy football and also tries to play the guitar.

  30. Episode 34: ACC Basketball

    Tom tunes in after a standard Clemson basketball loss, also Tak Shave Guy.

  31. Episode 33: Miami is Wild

    Tom rambles about Miami, covid plane etiquette, yachts, reggaeton & blackjack

  32. Episode 32: Ep. 32 - Turkey Has A Ceiling

    Tom rambles about Thanksgiving, putting up Christmas lights, guys wearing tights and the Federal Reserve.

  33. Episode 28: Ep. 31 - Gratitude Lists

    Tom rambles about mornings in rehab, FSU forfeiting to Clemson, turkey trot 5ks and wars in the future.

  34. Ep. 30 - IDK IDK

    Tom rambles about pound dogs, Long Island, student loan forgiveness and the origin of the pledge of allegiance.

  35. Ep. 29 - Yay Blue Team!

    Tom rambles about the election, DC recap, bananas, "build back better" and "dark winter".

  36. Ep. 28 - Live from DC

    Tom takes the podcast on the road to Washington DC and rambles about the Washington Monument, replacing Abraham Lincoln w/ Lizzo, Alex Jones and free speech

  37. Ep. 27 - Sweat the Small Stuff

    Tom rambles about losing his keys, being positive and living, running plan for the end of civilization and the return of "Dear Therapists".

  38. Ep. 26 - It's On You Mannn

    Tom rambles about people dressing up for halloween, seasonal affective disorder, baseball and animals during war.

  39. Ep. 25 - Some People Need Different Rules

    Tom rambles about driving to Boston, organic farms and podcasts rated higher.

  40. Ep. 24 - Pathetic

    Tom rambles about the 1st Presidential Debate. Playing airsoft vs paintball, skating, and fitting in with fashion.

  41. Ep. 23 - 20 Years With the Internet

    Tom rambles about gambling, sports, what LinkedIn has turned into, 20 years with the internet and Coors Light.

  42. Ep. 22 - Screaming in the Stairwell

    Tom rambles while a crazy lady screams in the stairwell, fun... Also, getting yelled at while running, the Clippers keeping it real and news on this day.

  43. Ep. 21 - The Cover is the Book

    Tom rambles about podcasting from a homeless encampment, Cobra Kai, dieting, pool time and Australians.

  44. Ep. 20 - Belly of the Beast

    Tom rambles about going back to corporate America, mindfulness, smoking cigars, drug stories, anhedonia and sobriety. Dear therapist closes the show.

  45. Ep. 19 - Deep Dive (The Postal Service)

    Usual show ramblings. PLUS Tom does a deep, kind of informed, dive into the United States Postal Service - what the hell is going? on and how did we got here?

  46. Ep. 18 - Diamonds Only

    Tom rambles about the Diamond District, frozen shoulder, not quitting and compares US Geopolitics to relationships.

  47. Ep. 17 - Through the Wire

    Tom rambles about fighting the system mannnnn, spaghetti dinners, Kanye 2020 and walking in on a murder scene. Special guest, Ian, joins the show to talk current state of college football.

  48. Ep. 16 - "LET ME KNOW!!!"

    Back in NYC. Tom rambles about news anchors / weather men, sports reaction, being compared to Steve-O and his bodega guy.

  49. Ep. 15 - Live From The Sewing Room

    Tom rambles about spending time with family, Forensic Files, golf and making promises to yourself.

  50. Ep. 14 - White Men Are Terrorists...

    Podcasting in the wild, Tom rambles about plane travel, using violence against the state and basing your identity on protests. Dr. Dirk joins the show briefly to explain droplets vs aerosols in relation to covid.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Tom breaks down current events, whats happening in NYC, sports, comedy shows, stories, and more.

HOSTED BY

Thomas Carlson

CATEGORIES

comedy

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Tom breaks down current events, whats happening in NYC, sports, comedy shows, stories, and more.

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