PODCAST · comedy
The Torture Chamber
by Dennis Neil & Jason Christopher
We review movies that we don't like. Most of the time. It's not pretty. Someone is always threatening to quit.
Episodes
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Nerd Dude Bros – Episode 1 – MCU Phase 1
We talk about Phase 1 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. FYI, this episode is almost 2 hours. Then again, we cover 6 movies...so deal with it!
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Episode 31 – Silver Streak
This movie should have been called the throwing off the train movie....since that happens.....A LOT
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Episode 30 – Closet Monster
Insert closet joke here!
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Episode 29 – Henry Gamble’s Birthday Party (fixed audio)
I hope they sent out thank you notices for this party.....
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Episode 28 – Malibu’s Most Wanted
There are movies that belong in the 5$ bin and then there are ones.....who should never be heard from again. Guess which this one is!!?
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Episode 27 – Black Snake Moan
Movie about a black snake that moans? Yeah.....no...
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Episode 26 – The Benchwarmers
Parents don't let their kids grow up to be benchwarmers....or star in movies like this.
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Episode 25 – Turbo Kid
So this is how democracy dies, with bright colors and robots....how 80s....
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Episode 24 – Kung Fury
Surely a half hour movie must be a masterpiece right? Yep. A masterful piece of crap...
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Episode 23 – The Spirit
I don't even have a humorous caption for this...it's that bad.
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Episode 22 – Jesus Camp
There are some things that are best left unsaid and this isn't one of them, Jason gets angry!
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The Lost Episode – Spice World
Sometimes, two becoming one is worth it….it’s the lost episode!!! And…it should have stayed lost.
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Episode 21 – Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special
Plot...what plot? Jason talks about more important things...like the 90s!!!
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Episode 20 – Remember Me
[audio src="https://archive.org/download/TortureChamberEpisode20/TortureChamber-Episode20.mp3" /] Not to be confused with the game...this one..has a a very very big twist at the end!
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Episode 19 – Skiptrace (Audio Fix)
I don't have anything witty to say here....It's Johnny Knoxville..nuff said.
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Episode 18 – Suicide Squad
The DC movie classic...wait no...The DC movie smash hit!!! Nope, that's not it either. Ugh. It's...a DC movie.
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Episode 17 – Avalanche Sharks
There is no accurate way to describe this movie. So uh...enjoy!?
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Episode 16 – Star Wars Holiday Special
It's a very special Christmas episode! And we watched good Christmas movie....wait no we didn't....
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Episode 15 – Christmas In The City
Merry Christmas! It's a early episode! It's the best Christmas present you could get....okay...maybe not.....whatever. Where's my eggnog...
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Episode 14 – Fred Claus (audio fix)
Jingle bells, silent night, ave maria....and all your Christmas favorites....are not here in this movie. Because this movie...well...you'll see.
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Episode 13 – Antboy
It's time for Marvel's Antman......oh...wait..it's not? Huh. Well, I guess we will have to review Antboy!!! ....Sigh. I need a new job
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Episode 12 – King Cobra
Watch out for the cobra's bite...the King Cobra...:cough: Sorry. We do a special review for a new movie!
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Episode 11 – Man-Thing
From beneath you it...wait no wrong movie..the swamp thing rise......no wrong movie. Whatever, it's Marvel's Man-Thing!
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Episode 10 – They’re Watching & Stiches
It's our (late) Halloween episode! Complete with witches, clowns & shitty movies!!!
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Episode 9 – Teeth
Dennis had to watch Teeth. Teeth! There’s a vagina with teeth in this movie…
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Episode 8 – Halloween III; Season of the Witch
Ugh, Dennis had to review this POS movie for Jason's amusement...
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Episode 7 – Human Centipede 1 & 2 (corrected audio)
Dennis has to review Human Centipede and Jason hates the result because he didn't throw up. So Jason angry now.
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Episode 6 – Leprechaun In Space
So the tables have been turned.....I'm not being forced to watch movies...and first up? Leprechaun in freaking space...ugh
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Episode 5 – Holidays
Well, originally, Jason was supposed to do SPICE WORLD, but he sabotaged it...so instead he's doing Holidays!
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Technical Announcement
Look, we're not perfect, we goofed up....we're sorry, I'll lash Jason for you.
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Episode 4 – Theodore Rex
Jason has to watch Theodore Rex....and to my anger....doesn't...hate it...
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Episode 3 – Real Steel
Poor, poor Jason wants to quit again...why? Well, he has to watch Real Steel!
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Episode 2 – RIPD
In which Jason is forced to talk about the classic movie...RIPD...spoiler alert, it's not a classic.
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Episode 1 – Twilight
In which it's out FIRST ever episode, and Jason already wants to quit because he has to Twilight!
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We review movies that we don't like. Most of the time. It's not pretty. Someone is always threatening to quit.
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Dennis Neil & Jason Christopher
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