The Truth Train

What you need to know to start hating.

We are stranded in the straight of Hormuz, but broadcasting thanks to the secret people running all of this from behind the curtain.

The Truth Train is in great danger due to internal affairs. Will it resolve it self, or will the truth derail and seize to exist? Find out.

We are back on the tracks. One of us went to the far east to seek out ancient cultures, face new dangers and dig out hidden truths. The other one went to a wacky conspiracy meeting down the street.

A new year, and another restart of this hellscape we call life

Insane pitches and reality checks. Everything you need for next year.

Want people to behave better? Wow, do we have a solution for you.

What says xmas more then a crumbling world. Terror, unpunished elite and arguing over politics at the family dinner.

Christmas is coming! Have you decorated your padded room yet? Get your tips here!

How to find love in a padded room and how to avoid ending it all because of Christmas ornaments.

It's time to pick a side people. Is your family standing in the way of the great cause? Find out in this episode.

This is the vehicle you need to catch up with sanity, which we all know, is picking up speed.

Use your hate towards people with energy drinks to achieve greatness

This is an autumn special. Everything you need to know for planning your revenge!

How to lie yourself into a relationship, and get married.

What love is and where it's going.

Birgitte Macron and the President of France may have to open an account to resolve the issue.

Want to feel safe in the world? Dex envision a bright future where violent children keeps everything in check. Thank God!

Crime is better with a suit on.

Need a job? We got the tools and the kerosene to get you in there.

People have two options in life. Go on a date, try to find love and a happy future, or riot in the street tearing apart the fabric of society.

Forget everything you thought you knew about hostage negotiations!!

Don't you hate when they force on you a straight jacket and it doesn't fit? Well we got news for you! Everything you need for your padded cell in this weeks episode!

Finally a cake where you can taste the insanity

Save food and save yourself

What you need to know to continue this nightmare

How to prepare for childhood

What is respected by women? sunscreen? I think not.

Are you being watched? Are you on the no fly list? Make sure you're not on the hot sauce watchlist.

What is the secret to the worlds future. Young fatness

Join the winning team of lizards

Do you have entry on all levels? Check if you have the sanest access.

Be like water

What if the meal is great at your captors place?

Tv concepts people will actually watch

Make your swizz last resort the beginning of something wonderful.

Don't buy mass produced sanity, buy locally from your trusted straightjacket people.

Eat ur way to happiness

When you're maritime, you're better then everyone.

Everything you need to know about saving humanity!

The hate today is the fuel of tomorrow.

You feel like a loser? Be a winner today by listening to the solutions.

Let's put the people to work. Stalkers can be directed to stalk the right people.

How to find real love, you must take them where the discount meat is.

Have you had enough resistance in life to be a good person? Listen and find out!

We'll read your manifesto and give you constructive feedback.

You have a problem? Not after listening to this episode.

How to tell a friend that they are fat? And also, does war prevent blogging. Find out in today's episode.

If you have to, be a normal national socialist. What's wrong with you people. And what things to do while writing your manifesto.

Get on the Truthtrain and get your ticket stamped or pay the ultimate price.