The Two Drunk Dads

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Rant episode about biden again.

We went old school with this episode. We talked about covid 19, Biden and a funny story about riding a motorcycle. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

In this episode we answered a supporter question, tried a new beer, went over the new mask rules and talked about what our lovely president said about us.    Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad  #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz  #instagood #happy #tbt  #love  #titosvodka  #goodlife #instagood #instalike #thetwodrunkdads  #biden  #harris #familyfeud #backtheblue #voodooranger

In this episode we answered a supporter question on what the worst pick up line we have heard someone use. We try out a Steel Reserve lager for our first time in the mystery beer section of the show. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

In this episode we answered a supporter question on how we get over our hang overs. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

In this episode we bring back Brandon. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

In this episode we have some very hart breaking news to pass along to our listeners. We also feel into our politics rants again. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

 We talked about Jordan’s vacation trip to South Carolina.  Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

Just some more guy stuff!  Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

Words that mean something, yup words go here. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

Haha, come and find out what is going on! Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

Come join us for another outstanding episode filled with comedy. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

What was your first tattoo?  Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/

Say hello to the new logo! Thank you, Designer Execution, what a great logo for us and experience it was to work with you. If you are looking for a new logo for any business, I say email them at [email protected].   Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad  #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz  #instagood #happy #tbt  #love  #titosvodka  #goodlife #instagood #instalike #thetwodrunkdads  #logo #newyear  #whitecollar 

In this episode we talk about the plans we have for the show this year. With everything going on in Washington, we wanted to not bring in the politics and keep laughing. We break down the twisted tea video.  Website link; https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmafo #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #facebookpage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboys #instagood #instalike #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #thetwodrunkdads #theweeknd #twistedtea

The guys talk about their Christmas day activities good or bad and their plans for the upcoming year.  Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ TikTok Video: https://www.tiktok.com/@wood_and_rust #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad  #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz  #instagood #happy #tbt  #love  #titosvodka  #goodlife #instagood #instalike

By demand in this episode, we brought back the bad dad jokes. Dave talks about his WTF dad moment with his daughter from the past week.  We also got a little real towards the end of this episode and we wished our listeners a good holiday season. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #podmmunity #podcast #comedy #rodecasterpro #podcastofyoutube #titos #dadlife #dad #newepisode #theothersideofthebeehive #podcasting #podcastguest #newepisode

This episode could be the start of something great. We debate a few different things on this episode. Do you think Jason Momoa still enjoys sex? Jordan talks about his sleep routine with Sophia. Have you ever slept for 12 hours for no reason, well Dave did and he loved it because of his dream he had. Comment if what you think, a basement a floor level or not? Jordan talks about his wicked awesome new bed set and maybe if you ask nicely, he will let you try them out. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #podmmunity #podcast #comedy #rodecasterpro #podcastofyoutube #titos #dadlife #dad #newepisode #theothersideofthebeehive #podcasting #podcastguest #newepisode

This episode we had the guys from The Other Side Of The Beehive podcast on our show. The guys make us realize Massachusetts may not be that bad to live in. Angel talks about his rap video that is flooding social media. The Other Side Of The Beehive links: Facebook-  https://www.facebook.com/theothersideofthebeehive/ YouTube Channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4BAqZY27Z6A6Dyt_lutaA Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #podmmunity #podcast #comedy #rodecasterpro #podcastofyoutube #titos #dadlife #dad #newepisode #theothersideofthebeehive #podcasting #podcastguest #newepisode

In this episode we talked about where the song kick start my heart takes us in our messed up minds. We played a little game called hedbanz headrush and Jordan talked about his wife’s new company she is starting up. Sophisticated Graze Creations link: Sophisticated Grace (@sophisticatedgracecreations) • Instagram photos and videos Website at: Thetwodrunkdads.com

In this episode we had a guest Melena on the show. Yes, you read that right we had a female on the show who still talks to us even though we may be different.  #podmmunity #podcast #dads #comedy #guest #new #trend Visit our website for more content: www.thetwodrunkdads.com

Have you ever seen a person in a different room in the middle of the night that wasn't actually there? Are you in the bumb bubble? Have you ever seen a poodle wearing pompoms? Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at: https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

Here are some more shenanigans and yes ketchup is always an option. Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at: https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

In this episode we welcome back Brandon.  We started this episode off with a bag and never stopped laughing enjoy!  Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at: https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

This episode is not what the title says, enjoy.  Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

In this episode we play some of the funniest moments from the best episodes. We are attempting to get back on track with a comedy show and not a rant show. We would like to say thank you to all of our listeners and supports for helping us keep the show going.  Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

Dave talks about his daughter’s fish dying and how she handled it. Jordan talks about his big upcoming weekend. Amongst everything that is going on today the senate in Mass voted to end qualified immunity for public servants. We break that down to what it means for all public servants and how they can now be civilly sued by the community now. Let us put term limits on every seat in politics. Why do we need stress cards in the military, are we getting to weak? Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

This is our rant episode on how America needs to wake the f*$#k up. People need to realize that what they are doing is not for the good but in fact bringing America down. Look the statues that you are tearing down are the people who had a big role in freeing the slaves. We are not saying slavery was a good thing for America, but we are saying is we realized it was a dark time for us and no one should be treated in that why. Fast forward to today, the same people that we fought to give them the same rights, opportunities and schooling as everyone else are trying to say we are the problem with America and we need to go or fix ourselves. Our military has taken a big hit with the changes in America and we now have stress cards to hold up if we feel we are getting yelled at too much. I thought our military was strong because it made us into stronger man and woman. Wake up America before it is too late! Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: [email protected]

This is the beginning of the W.F.C club. We had a guest Brandon on our show for this episode. Topics included Dave’s driving habits, Jordan’s car issues and what the W.F.C club is all about. Happy 4th of July, I hope you enjoy! Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at [email protected]

In this episode we talked about lifted truck owners, what the dumbocrats are doing to Looney Tunes and Jordan's new toy.    Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at [email protected] Taco Bell video:  https://youtu.be/hJEozyjb3c8

Its episode 20 bro!    Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at [email protected] First 911 call link:  https://youtu.be/exf045b0U2Y   Second 911 call link:   https://youtu.be/ZVAMUCt8-Ho

This was a fun episode, we talked about what's up with ford and how girls act different in porno's. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at [email protected] Letter Kenny Clip: https://youtu.be/Srobmy7ceTY Bugs Bunny Clip: https://youtu.be/geHSpgfTJ-Q

In this episode Jordan explains why his neighbors suck and we talked about our OCD. In the second part of the show we played yes and, fortunately unfortunately. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at [email protected] Bushes of love song: https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM Seagulls song: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

Here is a long-waited video. We attempted a Skype episode due to covid-19. We discussed what is making us upset about people and covid-19. We played some comedy improve games. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at [email protected]

I don't even know where to begin, this episode was all over the place. You will have to listen to find out.  Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads  Jo koy : https://jokoy.com/  All music is from amazon music

This episode we talked a lot about covid-19 and Florida's answer for the cure. Dave goes on a rant about what is happening with covid-19 and the economy.    Covid-19 TikTok video- @beanjaminpolitics  The Office TikTok Video- @clips   Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

lets just say we put down a bottle of Jägermeister in this episode. Hope you enjoy and don't forget to support our show. 

In this episode, we give you our thoughts on YouTube tv. Dave talks about his recent experience at Wareham Mx track. Jordan gives a story on how he got hurt on date night with his wife at the batter’s box. Dave enlightens Jordan on his experience at BT’S Smokehouse. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads BT Smokehouse: https://youtu.be/hc6T4IO4WcU

In this episode, we talked about all kinds of random things from if a invisible person becomes pregnant would their baby appear to be floating around to my 600lb life with a small unit.   Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

In this episode, we invited Randy on the show once more. The three of us discussed why you should always lock the bathroom door, what is happening with today's military PFT standards and dads acting like girls on social media.  Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads 

In this episode, we had a special guest and long time friend on the show, Randy. Randy lived down the street from both Dave and Jordan until his career took him to South Carolina. We all still keep in touch. Dave and Randy argued about what happens when you heat things up; if they expand or shrink.  We answer an old question "why do beers explode in the freezer?" Randy tries to get Dave to switch from Tito's to Western Son Texas Vodka.  Randy shares his Super Bowl dinner.  We all debated which is better to have; you're first kiss live streamed online or have you're entire date be analyzed live by sports center and several more comical discussions. This episode was fun to do and we laughed a lot. Become part of The Two Drunk Dads community and support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads.    

In this episode we discuss a new way for our listeners to get involved with the show. Jordan shows Dave the new and approved US Space Force logo……. Dave is sadly upset with. We discus some major public restroom issue’s as dads from NYC’s new male bathroom regulations, what restroom do you use if your alone with your daughter, Dave’s 6 flags incident at the family restroom and why are the baby changing tables out in the open leaving you to expose your children. Jordan ask for listeners feed back on a rash Sophia has starting to get and if there is anything, he can do about it. We laugh about Dave’s wife vacuuming up the curtains. Please send all comments about the show to [email protected]. Become part of The Two Drunk Dads community by supporting our show @ https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Here is some more of our shenanigans.  Please send all comments to [email protected]. Hit the link to  hit support the show!tps://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

This episode we talked about the viral dad and daughter text conversation about a missing hamster. We discussed our thoughts about the Iran issue and how Trump is doing all the right things. Email us at [email protected] if you have any comments or would like to be on the show. Hit the link to support the show! 

In this episode we talked about spending time with the families during the holidays and played Dad Jokes. If you have anything to say about the show you can email us at [email protected].  Hit the link to support the show! 

In this episode Jordan talked about his plans for his first Christmas as a father and we discussed some of the issues with America. Hit the link to support the show! 

This is our first attempt with putting our podcast onto youtube. I talked about my resent VA issue and more of our shenanigan's. Please leave a comment of what you think, I know we need a better camera.   Link for Teds Woodworking.  Hit the link to support the show! 

Here is some more shenanigans from Dave and Jordan. Email us your comments at [email protected]. Hit the link to support the show! 

In this episode we reminisce about the night Jordan drank his so called 7 buckets of beer and our normal shenanigans.  If you have comments or want to be on the show email us at [email protected].  Hit the link to support the show!