The U-Haulmark Podcast
by Grace Diersen & Téa McLawhorn
On The U-Haulmark Podcast, you will hear the ramblings of Grace and Téa, two gay best friends, as they watch (typically straight) rom-com movies (and the occasional Wife Swap episode to cleanse the pallet). At the end of each episode, you will find out what movie is coming up next, making this podcast essentially a book club but instead of reading, you watch a movie. What's not to love?
Episodes
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Episode 16: The Not-Good Book
In Episode 16 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the classic romcom, The Notebook (2004). Spoiler, it wasn't good. However, Dawn Powerwash Free and Clear is very good.
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Bonus: The Origin Story of U-Haulmark
Ever wondered how the hosts of this here podcast became friends? Well wonder no more with this educational, exciting, and enticing episode where we explain the origin story of our friendship.
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Episode 15: Jurassic Jesus
In Episode 15 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the 2018 movie, (that apparently isn't a fever dream?) VelociPastor. The fourth Haim sister and a pastor named Doug fight ninjas with Doug's mystical velociraptor shape-shifting abilities. Good luck understanding this movie, because…
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Episode 14: Heels, Hats, and Hot Dogs
In Episode 14 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the 2009 movie, Confessions of a Shopaholic. Do you know of a celebrity? Well, they were probably in this movie. Find out about the misadventures of Rebecca and her hot dog scarf in this star-studded episode.
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Episode 13: An Even Taller Tale
In Episode 13 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the very creatively named sequel to Tall Girl, Tall Girl 2. Dunkers and the gang are back to haunt us with their high school drama and their drama club.
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Episode 12: A Rubbing of the Bum
In Episode 12 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the 2006 movie, Stick It. This straight movie that is loved by many lesbians has a Poot, a protest, and product placements. What else could you ask for?
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Episode 11: The Return of Vanes-Ska Hudgens
In Episode 11 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the 2009 movie, Bandslam. Prepare to feel like you've been slapped in the face with a piece of teriyaki beef jerky from all of the pure chaos this nearly two-hour movie has to offer.
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Episode 10: Rainbow Sheep
In Episode 10 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the 2018 blockbuster, Crazy Rich Asians. Us? Review a good movie? Shocking, I know, but after watching Bakery in Brooklyn, it was a needed cleanser.
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Episode 9: Boo-langerie in Brooklyn
In Episode 9 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the horrible 2017 movie, "Bakery in Brooklyn." Brace yourself for approximately fifteen plot lines, forty-three characters, and twenty-two moments where we question if this movie actually exists. This one is a doozy, be prepared.
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Episode 8: Mar-go? More like Mar-zipan.
In Episode 8 of the U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa discuss the 2015 movie adaptation of John Green's book, "Paper Towns." This episode has it all, side parts, iCarly references, and even a surprise visitor from Téa's cat that you won't be able to see. You simply can't miss it!
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Episode 7: Kappa Kappa Can't Be Tamed
In Episode 7 of The U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa talk about the Miley Cyrus classic, "So Undercover" (2012). It's been 10 years since 2012? Listen to us talk about 2012 fashion, slang, and how Molly is not like other girls.
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Episode 6: Juicy Mangos and Lesbian Feet
In this episode, Grace and Téa discuss the classic soccer rom-com from 2002 (that was almost gay), "Bend It Like Beckham."
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Episode 5: Salmon Cinderella
In this episode, Grace and Téa discuss the classic 2004 movie "A Cinderella Story," starring none other than Ms. Hilary Duff. As an extra treat to break up the hetero, the two also discuss the absolutely, positively iconic Apple TV+ series "Dickinson" to finish off the show.
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Episode 4: Growing Pains and Grocery Stores
In this episode, Grace and Téa rant about the Netflix movie, "Tall Girl" as well as the pains of the modern day grocery store experience.
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Episode 3: Homo for the U-Haulidays
In honor of the u-haulidays, Grace and Téa watched two movies, and they were gay! For this much needed break from straight culture, the two watched Hulu's lesbian Christmas classic "Happiest Season" and the new Netflix movie "Single All the Way."
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Episode 2: I Think We ALL Buy Castles
Téa and Grace are back and reviewing another Netflix christmas movie. This time, the two discuss "A Castle for Christmas," because purchasing a castle on a whim is a relatable girl boss thing we ALL have done.
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Episode 1: A Royal Log
In the inaugural episode of The U-Haulmark Podcast, Grace and Téa dive right into the deep end and review the Netflix movie "The Princess Switch."
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Intro: We're Not Like Other Girls
Welcome to The U-Haulmark Podcast! In this introductory episode, you get to know a bit more about us, (Grace and Téa, nice to meet you) as well as what to expect going forward from our podcast. On The U-Haulmark Podcast, the two of us will be watching (typically straight) rom-com movies (and the...
About this show
On The U-Haulmark Podcast, you will hear the ramblings of Grace and Téa, two gay best friends, as they watch (typically straight) rom-com movies (and the occasional Wife Swap episode to cleanse the pallet). At the end of each episode, you will find out what movie is coming up next, making this podcast essentially a book club but instead of reading, you watch a movie. What's not to love?
Hosted by
Grace Diersen & Téa McLawhorn