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The Unfiltered Farmwives

by kellyrankinmccormick

It all started on Kelly’s back patio. Our husbands were childhood friends, and one firepit and 1,072 adult beverages later, Carolyn went to work at 5:00 am while Kelly had to call in sick. However, despite the pain of the next day, we were friends for life.So we invite you to grab a bevvie of your own and join us, Carolyn and Kelly, as we talk 100% unfiltered about turning our kids into decent human beings, our attempts at being ‘good’ farm wives, and our absolute adoration of a good ‘beige food’ recipe.

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Episodes

  1. The One Where We Make New Friends

    Episode 17 – The Unfiltered Farmwives In this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives," Kelly and Carolyn share a message from Hannah, a young farmer in Ohio, who asks about meeting people and making friends as a young adult on the farm. In this episode, they discuss: - Making friends as an adult,...

  2. The One From the Archives - Our 2024 Florida Vacations

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about... Vacationing just an hour apart in Florida Kelly drinking too many margaritas Tony branching out from Long John Silvers seafood

  3. The One Where Kelly Waited FOREVER to Hit 'Publish'

    Yep! This one has been waiting on me for FOREVER to edit and publish! But, that's just life sometimes. However, in this episode, Kelly + Carolyn talk about... Carolyn's family trip to Hawaii Kelly's vacation plans for Florida The absolute HELL of Louisville Farm Show week The new family addition…

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  4. The One Where We Work With Our Husbands

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... reading minds while working with our husbands tempers flaring while working with our husbands violent hand gestures while working with our husbands

  5. The One Where We "PIVOT" into 2024

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about.... Why Christmas just felt off this past year Goals for 2024 Envy over Joanna Gaines' garden Carolyn's family going to Hawaii Turning 40 and 48 years old

  6. The One Where We REALLY Talk About Bras and Carolyn TP’ing Kelly’s House

    Shoutout to our friend Bethanie who let us know last Saturday night that the audio file uploaded to the last podcast was an older podcast and not the one described in the episode description! Here is the CORRECT newest podcast episode. In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn...

  7. The One Where Carolyn TP’d Kelly’s House

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss... The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months

  8. The One About Our 1980’s Childhood ’Vacations’

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... their less than glamorous childhood vacations the #1 documentary they think everyone should watch their love Christian Laettner and how exactly they manage to put hundreds of miles on their cars each week - all...

  9. The One Where Nick + Tony Join Us

    In this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives" podcast, our husbands, Nick and Tony, join us to discuss... Gender reveals + Diaper Parties (sorry if we offend anyone with our strong opinions on these...we'd had a few!) Spring planting Elderly escorts (yep! you read that correct!) Our favorite…

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  10. The One Where Kelly Breaks Down Crying (Geez....)

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about... Juggling work demands with family priorities. Being ambitious in your 20's vs content in your 30's and 40's. The 'trad' subculture we keep hearing more and more about. Raising kids with 'more' vs what we were raised with.

  11. The One About Womens’ Farts Going Up the Front of Their Underwear

    **Maybe not for young ears.** In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives Podcast, Carolyn and Kelly directly respond to some of mens' weirdest beliefs about women, like... Women steal mens' souls through their cold bodies. Womens' private parts are not 'on the front of their bodies.' The sticky...

  12. The One Where Carolyn Asks Kelly Questions

    In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn has a list of questions she's never asked Kelly before. And they dive into some *great* topics like... The time a jr high teacher let Kelly borrow a WAY too graphic book from her personal collection. Carolyn's habit of binging ALL the...

  13. The One Where Danielle Steele Taught Us Everything We Know in Life

    In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the difference between their own childhoods on the farm compared to the modern childhood of their kids, including... • Learning 'all' the things in life from Danielle Steele novels. • Kelly's parents leaving her...

  14. The One Where the Good Farm Girls Go Bad

    While overall generally well-behaved kids, in this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the the times growing up where they risked getting into some big trouble, including... The time Kelly ran away from the cops at the state fair. The time Carolyn put a girl in a...

  15. The One Where We Apologize to Shania Twain

    In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the music from their childhood, including... Kelly performing Broadway musicals with her grandma at a mental institution. Carolyn seeing ACDC and ALL the heavy metal bands with her mom during her teens. Kelly's apology…

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  16. The One Where We Answer Tony’s Random Questions

    Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Tony, Carolyn's husband.

  17. The One Where We Answer Nick’s Random Questions

    Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Nick, Kelly's husband.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

It all started on Kelly’s back patio. Our husbands were childhood friends, and one firepit and 1,072 adult beverages later, Carolyn went to work at 5:00 am while Kelly had to call in sick. However, despite the pain of the next day, we were friends for life.So we invite you to grab a bevvie of your own and join us, Carolyn and Kelly, as we talk 100% unfiltered about turning our kids into decent human beings, our attempts at being ‘good’ farm wives, and our absolute adoration of a good ‘beige food’ recipe.

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kellyrankinmccormick

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does The Unfiltered Farmwives have?

The Unfiltered Farmwives currently has 17 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is The Unfiltered Farmwives about?

It all started on Kelly’s back patio. Our husbands were childhood friends, and one firepit and 1,072 adult beverages later, Carolyn went to work at 5:00 am while Kelly had to call in sick. However, despite the pain of the next day, we were friends for life.So we invite you to grab a bevvie of your...

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The Unfiltered Farmwives is created and hosted by kellyrankinmccormick.
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