PODCAST · comedy
The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast
by Bret and Patrick
Join Bret and Patrick as they unpreparedly navigate their way through sports, TV shows, life, public fears, caring for grandparents, and a mystery cooler.
Episodes
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We`re Back Unfortunately Folks
I know this is the last thing y`all want right now but it is what is.
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Getting Fired Up for The Big Game
Our outlook on the big game
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WHOA! LOOK WHO ANSWERED THE PHONE!
It's official, we like Nicole more than Peyton.
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HOLY ANNOUNCEMENTS BATMAN!!!
Bret once again surprises us with a big announcement.
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E-A-G-L-E-S
As we cheer on our Eagles to the Super Bowl, Bret breaks down a list of the Eagles greatest quarterbacks. Tom Brady made the list!!!
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Anger gone, More Tinder
Bourbon kicks in and the guys go Tinder hunting without ever pulling the trigger. Carrots? Plus, Patrick really loves Matthew McConaughey.
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An International Delight
We've got John, aka Beth, from England AND a new Australian..... One Eye Guy! Plus his heartbreaking story made us laugh for some reason. You just have to hear it to believe it.
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The Dynamic Duo
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GUESS WHO'S BACK!
The Sound Guy makes a surprise visit! Patrick sits so all Bret can see is the back of his head.
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The Beginning of a New Era
Ladies and gentlemen, a new era has begun. The Sound Guy has left them alone. The rules have already been broken. Bret and Patrick have strutted their independence for 41 minutes and they still haven't figured out how to upload their own podcast. All of this while wanting to get paid for having a...
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STOOD UP AND REDEMPTION
Yep, our counterparts in Australia have stood us up again, but Nicole has redeemed herself - plus - she has exciting news!!!! We also entertain comments from someone called "Hillbilly" and we are rated by RRR: Random Rick Reviews...
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IBRAHIM AND JOHN
In this segment: Patrick loses mic control. Ibrahim from the Nothing Pacific, Non-Specific Podcast joins us. John from Liverpool delivers on his hijinx of dropping comments throughout the podcast, but never actually joining us ON the podcast. Bret & John bond over T.V. shows which Patrick and…
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PATRICK IS FLYING SOLO!
We don't know if "flying solo" is the correct term - maybe - treading water, badly? Patrick reveals the Sound Guy is dying and Bret has strong streaming skills. Patrick remains remarkably silent through most of the segment. Enjoy Patty-Ice, unedited.
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FRESHLY SQUEEZED, ANYONE?
It's our New Year's Kick-Off! And the sound guy is not that good at bartending. We found another duo starting a podcast and we were kind enough to help them rename it. Bret and Patrick aren't very good at rum and looking at maps while doing an audio podcast, thankfully the sound guy is good at...
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NEW YEAR'S EVE
We didn't even know we were going to do a podcast, but Bret showed up and we were like meh... let's do it. Best podcast yet!!!! Big shout-out to Wyatt! And thanks to Patrick for joining us remotely and giving us a tour of his house.
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HOLMES & WATSON! The games afoot!
Bret and Patrick tackle a brand new game called "Unsolved Case Files - Harmony Ashcroft Case". ***SPOILER ALERT*** They actually solve it!
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Unhinged and Unsupervised
Patrick has issues at Walmart again. The boys call Nick. Bret & Patrick play with fire... in the house... and Patrick enjoys it way too much.
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JEFF IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peyton punked us out. Nicole.... really? But is doesn't matter because JEFF IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BIGFOOT SOUNDS
T-Y the Bigfoot guy, gives his opinion on bigfoot sounds. Patrick thinks Italian is French and sounds like Yogi the bear. We ask deep bigfoot questions and learn Bigfoot is more advanced than we thought.
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BIGFOOT INTRO
The guys start warming up with their special guest Ty. We like to call him T-Y for short. Not sure if that's actually shorter, but we just want to make Patrick happy.
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EPISODE 9 RECAP
We recap the events of today's show. Shout out to SwimTeam!
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Robotic Chipmunks?
We tried to get into the holiday spirit with some chipmunk voices, but it never quite worked out.
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NICOLE'S WORK NUMBER IS REVEALED!!!!!????
We repeat Nicole's work number 37 times before Patrick realizes it's his cell phone number. We also reveal another digit of Nicole's real number, because she won't answer her phone.
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COMPETITION AND CHOKES
We discovered there is another Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast and it's not us! We also mail our Choke of the Week letters - which was more difficult than we thought.
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Naked Peyton is Back!!!
Yep, we called Peyton and yep, he's naked. Coincidence? Hmmmm. We also call Nicole, but she ignores us, so we reveal another digit in her phone number. Five weeks left Nicole!!!! Plus our Choke of the Week!
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Home Alone
Bret and Patrick have the house to themselves and Minecraft deserves better. They also finally write their Choke of the Week winner's letter.
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A LONGER THAN EXPECTED ENDING
We end with everyone having a runny nose, the Choke of the Week, ice cream cake, and Bret decides to give us his favorite in-state, college football rivalries teams for almost EVERY state. Would you believe we tried to call Nicole....... again...... and instead of answering her phone, she texts…
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BIGFOOT'S REAL!
Whoa, we didn't believe at first, but we're ALL IN! BIGFOOT IS REAL!!! We have unbelievable sounds from people with PhD's!
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Just Who Is Fred?
Our first segment dips into the unknown world of our coworker Fred.
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Mystery Cooler
The Mystery Cooler strikes, but we screwed up the audio.
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Thanksgiving Part 3
The end to a long day
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THANKSGIVING!!
We took a week off, legal matters with Nicole, but now we are back! Shaheem is back! The Mystery Cooler is back! (But we lost audio and missed out on some good dippin' fun! Sorry y'all!)
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Chicken Joe steals the show!
But as we go, the hosts now know - Wyatt! What??? You got it! Thank you Twitch! We have a listener! Patrick's mom is concerned about his roid rage, Bret is on fire with the one-liners, and Nicole loses in strip poker!
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Halloween Part 2
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to... Who am I kidding? We never practice! But we do have a cast of ghouls tonight! Join Blondebeard, Spare Rib, the Big Cheese, and Shaheem the Dream - I mean - Shaheem the Nightmare! (Wow, that's not as catchy.) As we entertain...
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Halloween Part 1
Part One - Costumes, candy, banana cream pie and Jimmy G!
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The UnHalloween Intro
The guys are warming up for a night of bad, bad things. Special guests!!
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Is Tebow the Greatest?
Well, I missed the entire podcast, except when the guys shared an unsavory opinion on Tim Tebow. We had a whole segment set up - "Nicole's Love Advice" - but she didn't show up. And would you look at that! Bret and Patrick have more listeners when they don't do a podcast than when they do do a...
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A Christmas Carol
Getting ready for the upcoming holiday season with a tribute to perhaps one of the greatest to ever play the game. Bret and Patrick probably regret I still have a log in.
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Nick wants content so we`ll give him content
Moment of silence for NBA great Bill Russell, foreign objects in places they shouldn`t be, and MLB trade deadline reactions
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Who the heck knows at this point
Bunch of nonsense as usual just rambling like a bunch a fools
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Rum Tasting
The Mystery Cooler has returned better than ever as we try to find the best rum. The never ending saga of Nicole not showing up per the usual. Patrick`s unfortunate ordering experience do to user error.
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Dang Storms
Storms really mess things up
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Peyton's still here
MRE's take a long time to eat. Mic control still eludes the podcast for some reason. AND, Nicole suspiciously did not show up after guaranteeing she would show up? Hmmmmmmm........
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PEYTON'S BACK
You got it: Peyton is back! Peyton rates the Phillies' ball girl. Patrick got scammed online and by family. Why are driver's licenses so hard to get in Delaware? And for the love of it all! Please do not spell John as "Jon"!
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Gametime
Aaaah yes! We're playing visual games on an audio podcast! We have animal sounds. We also tap into our inner-world explorer while being plagued by obnoxious sniffles. And no Nicole.
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We're Going Deep
On this segment: Legos - Overpriced? Odd street names. Odder town names. Puppy breath. Sherlyn hijacks the TV. Patrick reads. Bret has a historic bathroom experience and receives an apology.
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BURGER TIME!
WE'RE DOING IT! We picked five competitors in Elkton, MD to see who had the best burger! Bret and Patrick (aka Jeremiah Yoder & Patty-Ice) get blindfolded and go to work! As an added bonus: their burger pick-ups did not go smoothly.
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Baseball, Bats, & Balloons
Wow, we have a doozy! Bret brings his exquisite baseball bat. Patrick brings his saggy heart balloon and it pops! (Check our video on youtube, twitter or instagram) Bret and Patrick recite their devotion to cylindrical objects. And we can finally blackmail Nicole to be on our next podcast!!!!!!!!
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We Fell In Love In Philly
Bret and Patrick are competing for a Phillies' Ball Girl's heart. They are also much bolder when she's not around. Nicole actually showed up for the game, but left when we mentioned podcast attendance.
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How many episodes does The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast have?
The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast currently has 107 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast about?
Join Bret and Patrick as they unpreparedly navigate their way through sports, TV shows, life, public fears, caring for grandparents, and a mystery cooler.
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The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast publishes regularly with 107 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Who hosts The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast?
The Unhinged & Unscripted Podcast is created and hosted by Bret and Patrick.
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